Journal Flingles's Journal: Homework
My parents noticed my bag stayed at the front doorstep as opposed to following me down to my room where I work. Obviously this bag contains my homework and leaving it at the front door is a sure sign I'm not doing any of said work. This continued for several days and then my parents had a talk with me. After that I learned something vitally important: take the damn bag with me whilst reading slashdot.