Journal dimator's Journal: Funny? yes
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Light Saber Mastery... Wow, that's got to be the best euphemism I've ever heard for masturbation. Some other good ones I stole from Top 5 [topfive.com]
1. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
2. Grooming the Wookie
3. Making the Kessel Run
4. Polishing Vader's Helmet
5. Evacuating Tatooine
6. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
7. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
9. Communicating with Red Leader One
10. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
11. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
12. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
13. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
14. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
15. Test Firing the Death Star
(strange, the order got reversed when I cut and pasted.
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