News For Turds's Journal: A song for the CLIT

"The Shithole", by News For Turds
Sung to the tune of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.
Enjoy!

Hey, don't write that comment yet.
It's only on Slashdot you feel left out,
And looked down on.
Just troll your best.
Troll everything you can.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough,
For some A C.

Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better while logged in,
So don't A C.
Troll right now.
And just be an ass.
And don't you worry what the moderators
Are gonna say.

Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

(guitar solo)

(repeat first verse)

(repeat chorus)