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Journal Serial Troller's Journal: Nine... nine... nine!! (999!!) 15

Last night I made my nine-hundred ninety-ninth Slashdot post. I was so happy that I've come this far that I wanked right then and there. I wanked and I wanked and I wanked; I wanked so hard I nearly pulled my own swollen penis out by the roots. As I wanked to pictures of the Olsen Twins being raped up the ass by horses, I remembered the WIPO Troll and how he committed suicide by masturbating himself to death. Then I kept on wanking.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM was kind enough to leave an answer. I wanked some more after I read that. I love wanking.

Well, everyone, this is it. No, I'm not going to kill myself like the eminent WIPO Troll, but I am going to keep wanking. I've decided to retire this crapflooding account. Serial Troller has posted 999 comments just looks so damned good I don't want to ruin it.

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