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In the past week I have learned . . .

GMontag (42283) writes | more than 9 years ago

User Journal 11

Since the victory of GWB over the HoChiMinian Candidate JFK I have learned that *I* am a:

Bible thumping
Rich
Angry
Racist
White
Gun-toting
Intolerant
Wal-Mart shopping
Bumpkin
Idiot

Along with about 59 Million of my fellow countrymen.

Since the victory of GWB over the HoChiMinian Candidate JFK I have learned that *I* am a:

Bible thumping
Rich
Angry
Racist
White
Gun-toting
Intolerant
Wal-Mart shopping
Bumpkin
Idiot

Along with about 59 Million of my fellow countrymen.

Seems like nice coumpany! So, when does my $Billion arrive and when do I turn white? Oh yea, note to self, attend a worship service before years' end and stop being so accepting of others. Stop dating women of color and stop with the math stuff.

No, I will NOT stop shopping at The Wal-Mart!

11 comments

I thought you were white? (1)

TechnoLust (528463) | more than 9 years ago | (#10773304)

You looked it when I met you!

Re:I thought you were white? (1)

btlzu2 (99039) | more than 9 years ago | (#10773621)

I know you can't reveal details, but did you learn Guy's real name? AND...did he look like he could crush you into TL-dust with his pinky? :)

I have an interesting mental image of Guy.

GUY: PLEASE stick around a bit and keep posting!!!! Hope you have the time.

Re:I thought you were white? (1)

blinder (153117) | more than 9 years ago | (#10775632)

I have an interesting mental image of Guy.

I'd be willing to bet that its dead-on correct... I mean if it includes this huge hulking knuckle-dragging guy with a buzz cut, square jaw and a look in the eye that he'd just assume crush your head in his fist as soon as look at ya... then yes... your mental image is dead on right.

I fear the Guy :D

Naw... he's a big teddy bear... a big gun toting teddy bear.

Re:I thought you were white? (1)

TechnoLust (528463) | more than 9 years ago | (#10776032)

Yeah, I know his name, although her prefers to be called Montag... or Big Pappa, depending on your gender.

Just remember (1)

ces (119879) | more than 9 years ago | (#10774849)

That there were 56 million of us who voted against GWB.

More true than you think (1)

TheConfusedOne (442158) | more than 9 years ago | (#10775786)

If you look at the exit polling data the number of people who voted FOR Kerry instead of AGAINST Bush was actually quite low.

Think about that for awhile.

Re:Just remember (1)

GMontag (42283) | more than 9 years ago | (#10786990)

Umm, that was about 56 million votes cast. Doing the Democrat election math, that is about 56,000 living voters who cast that many ballots.

Nice try though :)
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