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Journal by GMontag on Tuesday November 09, 2004 @09:50PM

Since the victory of GWB over the HoChiMinian Candidate JFK I have learned that *I* am a:

Bible thumping
Rich
Angry
Racist
White
Gun-toting
Intolerant
Wal-Mart shopping
Bumpkin
Idiot

Along with about 59 Million of my fellow countrymen.

Seems like nice coumpany! So, when does my $Billion arrive and when do I turn white? Oh yea, note to self, attend a worship service before years' end and stop being so accepting of others. Stop dating women of color and stop with the math stuff.

No, I will NOT stop shopping at The Wal-Mart!

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I thought you were white? (Score:2)

by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:

You looked it when I met you!
- Re:I thought you were white? (Score:2)
  
  by btlzu2 ( 99039 ) * writes:
  
  I know you can't reveal details, but did you learn Guy's real name? AND...did he look like he could crush you into TL-dust with his pinky? :)
  
  I have an interesting mental image of Guy.
  
  GUY: PLEASE stick around a bit and keep posting!!!! Hope you have the time.
  - Re:I thought you were white? (Score:2)
    
    by blinder ( 153117 ) * writes:
    
    I have an interesting mental image of Guy.
    
    I'd be willing to bet that its dead-on correct... I mean if it includes this huge hulking knuckle-dragging guy with a buzz cut, square jaw and a look in the eye that he'd just assume crush your head in his fist as soon as look at ya... then yes... your mental image is dead on right.
    
    I fear the Guy :D
    
    Naw... he's a big teddy bear... a big gun toting teddy bear.
  - Re:I thought you were white? (Score:2)
    
    by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
    
    Yeah, I know his name, although her prefers to be called Montag... or Big Pappa, depending on your gender.
Don't forget your secret decoder ring (Score:2)

by Red Warrior ( 637634 ) * writes:

and VRWC card.
You ignorant fascist, you!
Just remember (Score:2)

by ces ( 119879 ) writes:

That there were 56 million of us who voted against GWB.
- More true than you think (Score:2)
  
  by TheConfusedOne ( 442158 ) writes:
  
  If you look at the exit polling data the number of people who voted FOR Kerry instead of AGAINST Bush was actually quite low.
  
  Think about that for awhile.
- Re:Just remember (Score:2)
  
  by cloudmaster ( 10662 ) writes:
  
  *sniffle*
Well, 2 out of 10 ain't bad (Score:1)

by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:

I mean, if all stereotypes are 20% correct, then people aren't completely wrong all the time.

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