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Journal pnutjam's Journal: Levels of computer Hell

I'm trying to make a chart, any suggestions.

Level
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) You have been in computer Hell & never want to go back.

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) No backup, anti-virus, or firewall, no problems yet.

Level 2 (Lustful) computer seems slower then usual, thinking of upgrading.

Level 3 (Gluttonous) downloaded one to many things, got virus or spyware that is difficult to remove.

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Computer has multiple small problems, too much trouble to fix.

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) computer never seems to work properly, you want your old typewriter back.

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) You swear your computer is doing things you never told it to, it seem possessed.

Level 7 (Violent) Your computer has enraged you and you want to throw it across the room.

Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) You are inundated with SPAM and pop-ups. It's impossible to work.

Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Your computer or network has been compromised. You need to know how it happened and contain the damage.
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