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Don't Eat It!

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 9 years ago

User Journal 6

Fresh from the spot comes a story of things not to eat, and someone eating them anyway and giving account of the experience. Hey, if someone actually writes:

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.

It needs to be shared!

Fresh from the spot comes a story of things not to eat, and someone eating them anyway and giving account of the experience. Hey, if someone actually writes:

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.

It needs to be shared!

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*tears* (1)

nocomment (239368) | more than 9 years ago | (#11247807)

Not many things make me laugh that hard.

Best quote so far "There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!""

My favorite quote (1)

Marxist Hacker 42 (638312) | more than 9 years ago | (#11247974)

I have one final theory about the expiration date. It has nothing to do with the beans. If you eat this product, that's the day you will die.

funny (1)

dubiousdave (618128) | more than 9 years ago | (#11248276)

That guy's whole blog is funny. Thanks for the linkage. There was some danger of productivity before you sent it.

It Hurrrts! (1)

Pirogoeth (662083) | more than 9 years ago | (#11249219)

My tummy from laughing, that is...

I've had natto before. It's just as nasty as described. The stinginess of the goo is a sight to behold. It's like some miracle polymer that you can keep stretching until it's just a single chain of molecules.

Re:It Hurrrts! (1)

kesuki (321456) | more than 9 years ago | (#11250230)

the picure reminded me of gremlins in cocoons....

Almost missed that one. (1)

bethanie (675210) | more than 9 years ago | (#11251065)

The guy drank breastmilk. Cool. Takes a real man to do that.

Although, I wonder if we shouldn't be trying to give it to cancer patients and stuff -- they're finding that it kills cancer cells. I wonder if I might be able to market myself like a milk cow, if I can just keep lactating long enough for the results clinical trials to come back! ;-)

....Bethanie....
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