FortKnox's Journal: Don't Eat It!

Fresh from the spot comes a story of things not to eat, and someone eating them anyway and giving account of the experience. Hey, if someone actually writes:

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.

It needs to be shared!

*tears*

[nocomment]

Not many things make me laugh that hard.

Best quote so far "There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!""

My favorite quote

[Marxist Hacker 42]

I have one final theory about the expiration date. It has nothing to do with the beans. If you eat this product, that's the day you will die.

funny

[dubiousdave]

That guy's whole blog is funny. Thanks for the linkage. There was some danger of productivity before you sent it.

It Hurrrts!

[Pirogoeth]

My tummy from laughing, that is...

I've had natto before. It's just as nasty as described. The stinginess of the goo is a sight to behold. It's like some miracle polymer that you can keep stretching until it's just a single chain of molecules.

Re:It Hurrrts!

[kesuki]

the picure reminded me of gremlins in cocoons....

Almost missed that one.

[bethanie]

The guy drank breastmilk. Cool. Takes a real man to do that.

Although, I wonder if we shouldn't be trying to give it to cancer patients and stuff -- they're finding that it kills cancer cells. I wonder if I might be able to market myself like a milk cow, if I can just keep lactating long enough for the results clinical trials to come back! ;-)

....Bethanie....