Journal FortKnox's Journal: Don't Eat It! 6
Fresh from the spot comes a story of things not to eat, and someone eating them anyway and giving account of the experience. Hey, if someone actually writes:
The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.
It needs to be shared!
*tears* (Score:2)
Best quote so far "There is also a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!""
My favorite quote (Score:2)
funny (Score:2)
It Hurrrts! (Score:1)
I've had natto before. It's just as nasty as described. The stinginess of the goo is a sight to behold. It's like some miracle polymer that you can keep stretching until it's just a single chain of molecules.
Re:It Hurrrts! (Score:2)
Almost missed that one. (Score:2)
Although, I wonder if we shouldn't be trying to give it to cancer patients and stuff -- they're finding that it kills cancer cells. I wonder if I might be able to market myself like a milk cow, if I can just keep lactating long enough for the results clinical trials to come back!