bofkentucky's Journal: I hate meme's

Name: John Darin Holloway, AKA Big-D or BOFKentucky
Age: 25
Current Location: Cave City, KY, USA, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, AKA the world's largest hole in the ground
Status: Single
Number of Sibling Units: 1 each of younger brother and sister
Parental status: Mom & Dad, both still married to one another.
Handedness: Right
Pets: Two male cats, recently altered, they aren't pleased with me these days
Height/Weight: 6', ~300 Lbs, been awhile since I was on a scale
Hair/Eye Color: Dishwater blonde its graying a little sooner than I would like, Blue eyes
Hair Style: Buzz Cut, once a month, no facial hair these days, but I occasionally sport a red goatee.
Scars/Tattoos/Piercings: Yes (various)/No/No, considering Ink, Celtic Cross on Left Arm
Vision: Near Sighted and Astigmatic, wear contacts, but would love to blow the 3000 on LASIK/RK
Googleable?: Yes, both on real name and bofkentucky nickname.
Shoe size: 10.5 EEE
Average tv time per week: 40+. Its on, but I'm not watching most of the time. UK Basketball, College and Pro Football, South Park
Average COMPUTER time per week: 80+, both at home and at work.
number of alarm clocks: 3, counting cell phone, they still don't do any good
childhood nickname: Big-D
childhood pet/stuffed animal/imaginary friend: Chow/English Shep mix named Amber, sock monkey (never named), supposedly 3, but I don't remember them.