Journal FortKnox's Journal: Vegetarian/Vegan Terrorism 29
Save Toby.
He's a cute bunny, rescued from the cold, nursed back to health... and I'm going to EAT HIM unless you pay me $50 large.
The sad thing? He's already raised ~$13k.
I'm going to the pound for a basket full of kittens.....
He's a cute bunny, rescued from the cold, nursed back to health... and I'm going to EAT HIM unless you pay me $50 large.
The sad thing? He's already raised ~$13k.
I'm going to the pound for a basket full of kittens.....
Why not ... (Score:2)
One problem... (Score:1)
Re:One problem... (Score:2)
I'm allergic to kittens... (Score:2)
Stupid people and their money (Score:2)
Ultimately, that is ALL of our fates - something is going to eat us.
Even if you are cremated, some plant will eat your carbon dioxide and water.
Had that bunny been born in the wild, its fate would have been to be eaten by a fox, or coyote, or worms. It wouldn't have been dispatched as quickly as a human would - possibly the feast would have begun while the rabit was still alive.
Re:Stupid people and their money (Score:1)
Nah, they're blessed with an automatic off switch. Kinda like peril-sensitive sunglasses; enough terror and they thump a few times then go dark.
Kittens? (Score:2)
Re:Kittens? (Score:2)
He must have gotten the new Victoria's Secret catalog in the mail.
Fap, Fap, Grrr, Stampa, Stampa
Oh kitty, we hardly knew ye
Re:Kittens? (Score:2)
God creates a puppy.
Won't you please think of the puppies?
-Ab
Re:Kittens? (Score:2)
Or how he'll prepare them afterwards....marinade overnight or boil then pan-crisp? He's still talking about eating right? If its anything else well thats just weird :p
Re:Kittens? (Score:2)
The kittens are all gone (Score:2)
Re:Now that is some funny shit. (Score:1)
He'll Get the Money (Score:1)
*Yawn* (Score:2)
Reminds me of a story my grandmother once told me...she grew up on a farm in the boonies of NC. Had piggies on the farm, one of which she raised from pigglethood up to great swinedom. She really loved that piggie, gave it a name and everything...until one day it was time for bacon. The story would be perfect if it ended with her doing the slaughtering, but I'm pretty
The Fiend! (Score:2)
anti (Score:2)
What pisses me off is that people do this kind of stuff just to rile veg*ns, like the infamous bunny eating that went on over at LJ last year (can't find a link...too many people have bunny/rabbit in their journals and I'm lazy). Not to say that the veg*ns aren't any different, just look at the crazy shit that PETA does, I support the cause but they've smoked way too much crack for my li