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Journal YourMissionForToday's Journal: What does -1 have to offer? 9

Hi, this is YourMissionForToday.

I like to have fun at -1, but the editors didn't give me any choice. You see, a member of my (low-karma) caste is now only allowed to post 2 messages per day.

Thus I'll probably be posting my fun messages as "Anonymous Coward" more often that not.

Personally, I was content to post at -1. But since the editors are apparently less committed to free speech than they once were, they have decided to shift the focus of this site from technology and science to some sort of battle ground between the editors, moderators, and the "trolls" (the sad label that small minds place on we comedians and ne'er-do-wells).

If you are a reader who doesn't normally read at -1, I am sorry for wasting your time with this message. But you must understand-I had no choice.

The freedom to use the site as it was originally intended is at stake! There is only one solution.

Your Mission is to post completely whacked-out nuttiness on this board! Don't let yourself be branded by labels like "Terrible," "Excellent," or "Bad!" YOU DO IT WRONG, my friends!

The first step is easy: merely turn your threshold down to -1 and drink in the rich absurdity.

You may find that the juxtaposition of another tired "Microsoft vs Linux" debate with first-person account of psychdelic drug use, a tale of a heroic, sentient ATM is too heady a mix to resist.

Don't like fiction? That's okay! The muckracking crusaders of -1 are here to show you the light about open source software, your rights online, and more specifically, Linux And I would be amiss if I didn't mention the poetical stylings of the Lyrics Guy.

I urge you to join the fight in making -1 a better place. Remember, this site is whatever you want it to be. You don't merely have to post tired rehashings of previous posts!!! As Ralph Nader once said, "Once they've got your expectations, they've got you!"

Don't settle for highly speculative garbage spewed by armchair programmers, wannabe scientists, and bitter, unemployed losers!!!

We've gone to the end of the universe, and unlocked the secrets straight to your grocer's freezer!!!

The next step is yours, my friend...but you have to want it. Join us, and be master of your fate!!!

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