Linuxathome's Journal: Touch my <insert name> monkey

In case /. doesn't accept my submission, this is here for posterity:

A new species of titi monkeys have been discovered and to raise money for conservation for Bolivia's Madidi National Park, Charity Folks are auctioning the rights to name this new species. More about this auction and its affiliates can be read at USA Today. Maybe Bill Gates will win and call it after himself. If I win, I'll call them the "Bodacious" titi monkeys.