Power Tool Drag Races 89
The SF Chronicle has a piece on power tool drag races. Best quote: "There are very few happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots."
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Happy, bouncy, fuzzy robots (Score:3, Funny)
L4m3 (Score:3, Funny)
Lame.
Fuzzy? (Score:4, Funny)
Bah, who wants those kind... bring on the terminator!
Re:*sigh* (Score:2)
I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. (Score:5, Interesting)
I've seen fuzzy robots in their videos.Of course
it was usually a robot clothed in a dead rotting animal carcass.
SRL was probably the great grandfather precursor to battlebots(which I've always found to be waaaay wimpy compared to SRL)
The difference being many of SRLs robots are industrial size,insanely dangerous and operate under much less stringent rules of conduct than battlebots.
Mark Pauline the founder is a fantastic gearhead-artist-geek.Check out the SRL site at http://www.srl.org/ [srl.org]
Re:I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. (Score:2)
Yeah, and what I wanna know is, why the hell not? *grumbling about when the hell is there gonna be an honest-to-Dawg old-school SRL show, goddamnit, we're overdue, man!*
The guy's got all the gear he needs, he just needs a place to use it. There are a lot of geeks on Slashdot. Some of us are have access to large areas of otherwise-unused land. Some of us are gearheads. Surely the intersection of the two cannot be the null set!
Re:I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. (Score:1)
problems include permits from fire inspectors
and other local authorities that may be (somewhat rightly) concerned about public safety.
but hey, if you got a place to do it,the price is right.
Re:I've seen fuzzy robots! Woe unto man. (Score:1)
MOD PARENT UP! (Score:1, Funny)
tim the tool man taylors dream come true. (Score:2, Interesting)
I'm sure they must have covered this in a few episodes. I saw a show on TLC about racing riding lawn mowers at speeds up to 50 mph.
Re:tim the tool man taylors dream come true. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:tim the tool man taylors dream come true. (Score:1)
Re:tim the tool man taylors dream come true. (Score:1)
Drag (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Drag (Score:5, Funny)
So then I dressed my sabersaw in a sundress, and now none of the other riders bothers me any more. In fact, I have a whole train car to myself...
How much AI in these? (Score:5, Funny)
I always found Battlebots to be more like remote control cars on steroids. What I want is something with a little more AI, like Honda's ASIMO (or whatever its called), give those guys a sword, shield, and we'll have Light Ages of Camelot - Live!
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:1)
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:2)
The phenomenom, in the form of robots actually attacking each other, may have started there. But robotic competitions have a longer history. There is an annual competition for high school students called FIRST [usfirst.org] (For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology) that is well worth the time to get involved with. Adults get to play too. The teams need sponsors and mentors.
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:2)
Sad, really.
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:2)
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:1)
I've met Dean Kamen. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with so much energy. Honestly, I think that the Segway was a business mistake, but technically, it is quite an achievement. I try not to emphasize the connection because he has done so many other things that have never made the news. Once Segway comes up, people seem to
Re:How much AI in these? (Score:2)
FIRST has been around since '92??? (Score:2)
In the past 4-5 years, FIRST has gone from unheard of to every school in the area fielding a top-notch team. As sad is it may seem, you might have BattleBots and the like to thank for that.
Note: I live in Central Jersey. Not exactly the boonies.
Racing other equipment (Score:5, Interesting)
do they resemble... (Score:4, Funny)
AI (Score:3)
Efforts towards building truly intelligent systems dont get as much coverage or encouragement - thats truly sad.
Re:AI (Score:1)
That said, truly intelligent systems need truly intelligent audience to be appreciated as much as they deserve. Hence, SF article gets obviously more attention in proportionally larger crowd than AI systems would.
But that's just a guess.
Uh oh. (Score:4, Funny)
Belt sander drag races (Score:5, Interesting)
Cool.... (Score:3, Insightful)
Not the real thing (Score:4, Informative)
National Belt Sander Racing Association [beltsanderracing.com] International Belt Sander Drag Race Association [beltsander-races.com] Tyrol Basin Belt Sander Races [http] North Liberty Belt Sander Races [http]
And yes, it's what it sounds like. Ever used a belt sander and had the sander get away from you because you weren't holding it tightly enough? Well, get a bunch of people sitting around in a bar drunkenly arguing about whose belt sander can get away from them the fastest, and belt-sander racing is born.
Re:Not the real thing (Score:5, Informative)
National Belt Sander Racing Association [beltsanderracing.com]
International Belt Sander Drag Race Association [beltsander-races.com]
Tyrol Basin Belt Sander Races [tyrolbasin.com]
North Liberty Belt Sander Races [north-liberty.com]
Shockwave belt sander races... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Shockwave belt sander races... (Score:1)
LOL...lonely and posting on Slashdot. Look in the reflection on your monitor.
I don't hate you trolls, I pity you. I'd comment further but I'm heading out to a concert with my wife and daughters.
OK now... (Score:2)
I can see it now... (Score:3, Funny)
Competitor #2: Go Circular Saw!
Me: Go banana!
"New show"? (Score:2)
What, pray tell, is this "new show"? Certainly not Robot Wars, which has been around for years. I can't think of any other show to which they could be referring.
Also, is it just me, or did Robot Wars get really lame after Craig Charles left?
Re:"New show"? (Score:1)
As far as I'm concerned, all televised incarnations are both NEW and inheranly LAME. (But I'm a snob.)
Mirror site (Score:3, Funny)
good ones [google.com] with Google.
Love the irony! (Score:2, Funny)
Robot Wars (Score:4, Funny)
Why oh why does nobody builds bepedal (or quadrapedal) robots? you get *TWICE* the weight limit! For that kind of mass, I'd get a robot that has two non-functional legs that will sit and peg the other guy with a retractable harpoon.
ahem.
Re:Robot Wars (Score:2)
Re:Robot Wars (Score:2)
Next!
other odd things that get raced (Score:5, Funny)
Tractors
Shopping carts (motorized)
golf carts
rubber band/spool racers
people, especially americans, will race damn near anything.
Re:other odd things that get raced (Score:2)
Re:other odd things that get raced (Score:2)
except i almost did. thanks!
Re:other odd things that get raced (Score:2, Funny)
Soooo... you're saying we're a bunch of race-ists?
whizzz...*ducking*
Why, oh why is it... (Score:2)
imagining... "You smell that? Do you smell that? C19 H28 O2, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of testosterone in the morning!"
Yep. The reporter gets into the area, takes a whiff of the atmosphere, and it's Iron John all the way, baby! [very deliberate wink]
Re:Why, oh why is it... (Score:2)
Robotics. (Score:2, Informative)
FIRST's [usfirst.org] (For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology) annual robotics competition has been supplying high school-based teams from all over the United States, Canada, Brazil, and the UK, with motors from power drills, car window mechanisms, powered van doors, and motorized camper jacks for years, now.
Check out the FIRSTrobitcs.net galleries [firstrobotics.net] for pictures of the kinds of robots we make.
It's not BattleBots or Robot Wars. The goals are never to destroy an opponent. The p
YES! I was there! (Score:4, Informative)
Although the whole place was packed with robot people these weren't really robots. It was awesome, and Jim Mason's fire extinguisher rocket broke 100mph at the end of the track. He builds the giant fire cannons for burningman. He's brilliant but he smells awful.
Kimric Smythe (who's in SRL and runs an accordion shop and gallery in Oakland) made a propane jet powered vacuum cleaner. It made a HUGE flame but went nowhere. He got 'most pathetic engineering'. It looked incredibly cool but he burned the hell out of some photographer's leg and there was some skin falling off.. In addition to incinerating the track...
Remember the name of that junkyard, kids! It's the most wonderful place around. All your favorite robot parts, and all the obsolete computers you can crush with a forklift! A few weeks back there was a whole PDP-11. You can get dual 133 pentiums, apple ][e's, there was an Osbourne once. I got a magnatherm, a big medical thing that they used to use to microwave your body parts for therapudic reasons before they found out that was... um... Bad... It's got nixies and a built-in O-scope! Lights up a bulb with no cord. You can put a bag of popcorn on one of the paddles and it will make microwave popcorn right there in the middle of the room. I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
Anyway, if you're into geek stuff you need to crawl around that place for a while. It's greasy geek heaven. Stay away from the old army crane, it's kinda radioactive. Don't pet the hairless squirrels. They're not nice.
=mortimer
(First my job, then my favorite junkyard and the technology art group I'm a member of (q-box) have been slashdotted. I feel shiny.)
This is my favourite... (Score:1)
Are they Robots? (Score:1)
Re:Are they Robots? (Score:2)
I have to correct you on the SRL thing though. Most SRL machines are remote control, which technically makes them 'puppets.' (I don't think they'd like to hear that)
However, SRL is a big group of people and they have had many different true robots.
My favorite was a bunch of robots about the size of garbage cans that knew each other's locations and moved in a swarming pattern. They were covered with rotting meat, and they made the au
Photos of the event (Score:1)
Kimric's flaming Kirby Vac: http://qbox.org/ (1 can of propane = 45 secs of intermittent flameout)
It was a good day, even though my weed whacker bike (plate 4) refused to start.
Pictures/movies of the Event (Score:1)