NASA's $73 Million Water-Finding Trick 294
An anonymous reader writes "The folks at NASA, obviously looking for new ways to explore the universe, are planning to crash a two-ton probe into the moon. The goal? To find water." From the article: "NASA plans a series of robotic precursor missions including the Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite, or LCROSS, which will plow into the crater, and the mapper, called the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter. When LCROSS strikes the crater, it is expected to create a hole 16 feet deep and send up a 2.2 million-pound (998,000-kg) plume of debris for sensors and cameras stationed on a second spacecraft to monitor. Dozens of ground-based telescopes, as well as possibly space observatories, such as the Hubble telescope, will be trained on the plume as well."
That's no moon (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's no moon (Score:2)
Gee, golly, gosh. Isn't that swell?
And now that you mention it, yes I have been spending too much time in the Internet Archive. Why do ask?
Re:That's no moon (Score:2)
Provided the plywood side doesn't fall off the Radar Men's Moon Tank, and the lava flow doesn't melt the film entirely!!
This was way better than Plan 9.
Splash! (Score:5, Funny)
Which reminds me... Why not send a witch? If she drowns then you know there's water.
Re:Splash! (Score:2)
Why don't they just use divining rods?
Re:Splash! (Score:4, Funny)
I hope you don't work at NASA! (Score:2)
Re:Splash! (Score:3, Informative)
Mission Objective (Score:4, Funny)
THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:5, Interesting)
"WHAT IF WE DESTROY THE MOON!?"
It won't. A good anaology would be crashing the empire state building into Wyoming. It would look sorta cool, but that's about it.
"WHAT ABOUT DESTROYING NATURE!?"
Well, the moon in a dead chunk of former Earth material which has no atmosphere and certainly no ecology. And as stated previously, the explosion won't be all that neat on a planetary scale. The Moon has taken much much worse hits from meteors and what not.
So basically, break out your telescopes in '08 and enjoy the show.
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:5, Funny)
Moon: "Mom, finally my acne has started to clear up after four billion years."
Ffffffuump!
Moon: "Oh shit! Just before my big date with Titan!"
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:2)
Only sort of?
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:2, Informative)
I think that would be a bad analogy.
Your analogy is bad since the mass of wyoming is not eas
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:3, Interesting)
Also something about wondering if we smash enough things into the moon if we'll lower the Earth's gravity and make the Moon heavier. For extra bonus points ask if someday (presumably "someday" in the near-enough future that the question actually concerns the asker) that will cause the Earth and Moon to collide.
For double extra bonus points, be worried about the possible effect on the Earth's climate all these mas
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:2)
I assumed that this never happens, but did actually bump into a few recently
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:2)
I can assure you that this isn't a problem. After all, the last time the Moon collided with Earth, there was no significant impact on Earth life.
analogy (Score:2)
Actually, I thought the Empire State Building analogy was fairly good. The sizes are kinda irrelevant; neither the building nor the probe will destroy Wyoming nor the moon, and both would look pretty cool. ^_^
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:3, Informative)
Good question. Unfortunately, the dust around those craters aren't glowing from heat, allowing you to use emission spectroscopy [wikipedia.org]. The article doesn't say that's what they're doing, but that's the only thing I can imagine they'd be doing it for.
It would probably be satisfactory if a normal asteroid would be polite enou
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS! (Score:3, Insightful)
Of course if you weren't so stupid and could read all the information NASA provides for yourself without the massive expense involved in having NASA come and talk to you specially we'd all be a lot better off.
Revival of an old strategy (Score:5, Informative)
They used to crash the upper stages of the Saturn 5 to gain scientific data from the Moon. Learned a lot that way.
Hard to say if this will work though. The theoretical plume size has a lot of unknowns involved. To date, they have never directly observed water on the Moon, but have only identified a certain amount of hydrogen, which would correspond to a certain amount of water, if that hydrogen was bound in water molecules. If the hydrogen is hydrated minerals, that plume will be much, much smaller than projected.
Re:Revival of an old strategy (Score:2)
Its a shame they switched off the original ALSEP seismometers, they might actually be able to tell us something about the structure under the south pole.
I wonder how long those RTG's were going to last anyway?
Mars landers (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mars landers (Score:2)
Re:Mars landers (Score:2)
If NASA wants this thing to work, they'll build another copy of Beagle-2 and point it at the moon.
why not just send a block of concrete? (Score:2)
NASA astronauts (Score:5, Funny)
FTA: NASA astronauts visited the moon during the late 1960s and early 1970s under the Apollo program but have not returned.
I think it's a little late, now, to think of sending up missions to bring them back to earth.<grin>
Re:NASA astronauts (Score:2, Funny)
Environmental Impact Study Needed! (Score:3, Funny)
Have they no respect for the environment?
No Problemo (Score:2, Funny)
And if that doesn't clear things up, well, we'll send in MoonLeafBlower!
Re:No Problemo (Score:2)
Good Sir, that is one of the most innovative, brilliant and mind-boggling ideas that I encountered lately. A project worth of human endeavour, albeit in a completely batshit-crazy way.
I say, let us for a cult, gather disciples and raise funding for the Moon Zen Garden project! Let us plant a beacon of tranquility, peace and introspection into the night sky, for all to see! Let Earth bask in the spiritual emanations of the Moon Zen
Re:Environmental Impact Study Needed! (Score:2)
Re:Environmental Impact Study Needed! (Score:2)
They did, and after spending $94M on the ecological study, Halberton Scientific concluded that there would be "a near-zero probability of killing any significant life on the moon".
Property damage... (Score:3, Funny)
They better not hit the sites of any of my future summer homes! [lunarregistry.com]
;)
Accuracy through unit conversions (Score:5, Informative)
I think they're most likely ballpark figures for a 5 metre deep crater, and 1000 tonnes of debris. Convert these to imperial measurements and back again without thinking too much, and you gain many significant figures of accuracy!
Re:Accuracy through unit conversions (Score:2)
Re:Accuracy through unit conversions (Score:2)
(that's a joke, by the way).
Re:Accuracy through unit conversions (Score:2)
Of course, there's always "kilograms force" which appear to be the best effort of the metric system to emulate one of the more confusing aspects of the "standard" system. Under the principle of "equivalent stupidity
Hubble (Score:4, Insightful)
It does not look like Hubble will be around long enough. Without shuttle-based repairs, it is not expected to last more than a few more years unless it gets luckier than the Mars rovers.
This collision mission sounds similar to the comet-crash mission last 4th of July, Deep Impact [wikipedia.org].
Re:Hubble (Score:2)
The key instrument for a detetion of water is most probably a spectrograph (IR, UV, etc), which the Hubble has none at this point. Unless there is a servicing mission AND the NASA decides to repair the Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, the Hubble won't do us any good.
You cross your finger that there are other IR spectrograph in orbit. Or you could do this sort of things from 8m class ground telescopes, perha
Re:Hubble (Score:2)
Just in case you didn't realize it, 2009 is only a few years off. Actually a pretty good chance of Hubble being able to get spectacular shots for public consumption. Will they be of any scientific value, hard to say, but likely not, the correct instrumentation isn't there. Doesn't matter tho, a few color corrected visible spectrum shots for public consumption is more than a
They're the experts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:They're the experts (Score:2)
Re:They're the experts (Score:3, Informative)
Re:They're the experts (Score:2)
But.... but.... (Score:4, Funny)
Klingon Probe Technology (Score:2)
The best part of Star Trek: The Motion Picture [imdb.com] was when the Klingons probed an alien phenomenon in a similar way.
Let's hope NASA's probe has different results!
Scary idea (Score:3, Funny)
In space there's hardly any gravity. I've seen pictures of ordinary humans being able to perform great feats of strength in space, like upside down pushups with the tip of their finger while wearing an orange jumpsuit and gobbling floating blobs of water like a chameleon. I've also seen astronauts on the moon take great flying leaps that no human could do on Earth. If an ordinary human can do those things in space, then obviously a 2 ton weight should be able to do unimaginable damage. It's likely that the moon will either crack into 2 pieces, or possibly fly off into space where it will be gobbled up by Jupiter or become a tenth planet. I can't imagine what these "scientists" are thinking. We seriously need to put a stop to this now.
Moon Missions (Score:3, Insightful)
News article from the future... (Score:5, Funny)
~Philly
Re:News article from the future... (Score:2)
Virtual +1 Underrated
I've got to wonder... (Score:2, Funny)
I'm glad that banging stuff together when bored and frustrated is still an accepted practice.
Now to take care of some coworkers...
Will this be visible to the naked eye? (Score:4, Interesting)
Why do I ask? I was watching some show on Discovery or History Channel several years ago. They said that in the 1600's or so some monks prayed for a sign, then they looked up at the sky and saw the moon on
Re:Will this be visible to the naked eye? (Score:5, Informative)
There is also a very old historical account that could also be explained by a meteor hitting the Moon. This was recorded by Gervase of Canterbury who, in 1178, along with five other monks, saw a very bright flash on the Moon:
"There was a bright New Moon, and as usual in that phase its horns were tilted towards the east. Suddenly, the upper horn split in two. From the midpoint of the division, a flaming torch sprang up, spewing out fire, hot coals and sparks."
Some astronomers believe that the crater Bruno, one of the youngest on the lunar surface, may have been formed in this event.
More information in this [nasa.gov] article. Hope this helps.
Water quality? (Score:2)
Re:Water quality? (Score:3, Funny)
Somehow, I suspect that's the only kind of cooties you need to worry about.
more details.... (Score:5, Funny)
how to ensure Success..? (Score:4, Funny)
To ensure the probe actually crashes I suggest we use MS Windows.
COuldn't resist
Re:how to ensure Success..? (Score:2)
Re:how to ensure Success..? (Score:2)
Then it could make history by being the only vehicle ever to crash before take-off.
New title... (Score:2)
I'm pretty sure I could make something from a few car batteries and a thousand bucks at the hardware store that would do the job better than a $73M small bomb, provided they supply the rocket to send it up. Is this really the best we can do? Heck, why bother with the probe if it's just going to crash? Surely the rocket alone would be much cheaper.
Guarantee the results! (Score:2)
All fun and games, until..... (Score:2)
Heh... (Score:4, Funny)
It's not $73 million (Score:2)
That's so sad... (Score:3, Funny)
Those astronauts, who sacrificed so willingly, sitting up there all alone on the Moon for thirty years...
The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:5, Funny)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next
time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment
rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough
to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when
they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the
address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed
at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night?
Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent
nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that
particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear
reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting
trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members
of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the
country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
(Hey, I've seen enough people plagiarize this piece over the years, I thought I might as well post it myself for old time's sake.)
Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:2)
Re:The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:3)
Divine intervention (Score:2)
knowing NASAs track record (Score:2)
obLotR (Score:2)
Re:Couldn't they just.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Couldn't they just.... (Score:2)
Re:Couldn't they just.... (Score:2, Insightful)
You see, Son, that is the thing about political humor. You can't just go sticking it in all willy-nilly where it doesn't fit.
And the guy who responde
Re:Couldn't they just.... (Score:2)
Re:Only $72 million? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Only $72 million? (Score:2)
Re:Only $72 million? (Score:2)
The $270B could have gone into research (including NASA) and other more useful things.
Instead it's essentially being used to create a bunch of smaller, far less productive holes in the ground -- some filled with bodies; some filled with nothing.
Some geeks are reasonably upset about this -- including some with friends and family members filling some of these expensive holes. I sa
Re:Only $72 million? (Score:2)
but it's not likely there is appreciable water in the moon.
The expediture is relative, and possibly just as moot.
Re:Only $72 million? (Score:2)
Re:Woot! (Score:3, Interesting)
What is the cost per pound for GEO lift? (this will need at least that much), and how much does this highly scientific bullet weigh?
Certainly a fleet of mars style rovers (which have proven their mettle) would cost no more to lift and produce tons more science?
Just a thought.
-nB
Re:Woot! (Score:3, Funny)
Has the vehicle dev team talked with the launch team about whether they are using imperial tons or metric tonnes?
I can see it now: Lauch team: metric, Vehicle team: imperial.
"Sir, we don't seem to ahve enough fuel to reach the moon, best we can do is put the bullet in a LEO and wait for someone who we really want to shoot to come by."
-nB
Re:Woot! (Score:2)
It would cost a heck of a lot more to design, develop, build, test, launch, and staff a fleet of rovers than it would to do this mission.
Re:Woot! (Score:2)
It will, like, not, actually (Score:2)
Re:Two funny comments (Score:4, Funny)
That's one way to describe the mating process I guess.......
One precidence (earlier than Deep Impact) (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Two funny comments (Score:2)
Sounds to me like the end of a successful dating experience.
Re:Already done (Score:2)
Not as sorry as NASA, I'll bet.
Re:2.2 million pounds (Score:5, Funny)
Pound Sterling. Converting to US dollars would roughly double the size of the plume, and using Lira would create a dust cloud that encircles the solar system.
Chemistry refresher (Score:2)
Water + energy (electricity)=hydrogen + oxygen
I give up, what can be converted to water and oxygen?
Re:Chemistry refresher (Score:2)
Re:Chemistry refresher (Score:2)
Are there known quantities of hydrogen peroxide on the moon?
KISS (Score:3, Insightful)
But it would be 5 times as expensive, and 10 times more likely to fail. NASA can't afford either of those at this time. You also get to point way more instrumentation at the result, and almost the entire technology is already tested with the 'deep impact' probe.
As for 'trashing' the moon, that's rather like saying that a mosquito is trashing my arm -- except that my arm has had far fewer mosquitos.
Re:KISS (Score:2)
Interesting that this project is less ambitious than the original Ranger [wikipedia.org] programme from the early 1960's.
Re:see... (Score:3, Funny)
comments like this are why science just isn't that impressed with you
Re:IT not right!! (Score:2)
Re:Are they crazy or what (Score:2)