Metal Gear Solid Movie Confirmed 52
Gamespot has word that the Metal Gear Solid movie project is a reality. All we really know is that Uwe Boll will not be directing. From the article: "After assuring readers at length that German director Uwe Boll will not have anything to do with the project, as rumored, Kojima talked about the film. 'I have received many offers to adapt Metal Gear Solid, It has taken a long time, but we have finally settled on an arrangement,' said the revered designer. 'False facts aside, a movie project is underway. I have finalized a Class-A contract with a party in Hollywood.' Kojima did not mention the name of the party, a release date, or any potential directors or stars."
Hooray! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Hooray! (Score:4, Funny)
Para-Medic: I saw it in movies. Like "White Zombie." Never seen it?
Snake: Nope.
Sigint: Can't say I have.
Para-Medic: How about "Plan 9 from Outer Space?"
Snake: No.
Sigint: Missed it.
Staring? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Staring? (Score:2)
Re:Staring? (Score:2)
Edward James Olmos as Ocelot. (just because)
Ben Stiller as Psycho Mantis. (think Zoolander)
Owen Wilson as Solid Snake. (with Ben)
Re:Staring? (Score:2)
Re:Staring? (Score:2)
He's probably getting a bit old for such roles now, though.
We can do better (Score:2)
Re:We can do better (Score:1)
Re:We can do better (Score:2)
Re:We can do better (Score:2)
Icky... (Score:2)
Re:Staring? (Score:2)
With all due respect to Kurt, who I think would have made an excellent solid snake during his "Escape From . . . " years, the guy on the original game cover was Michale Biehn [junkerhq.net].
Re:Snake... Snake..?.. SNAAAKE! (Score:5, Funny)
The box is easy. Now, how are they going to work in the ! marks over enemy heads?
Re:Snake... Snake..?.. SNAAAKE! (Score:2)
One movie, hold the cheese... (Score:1)
Just my two cents.
Re:One movie, hold the cheese... (Score:4, Interesting)
Or maybe how serious and thoughtful Harry Potter is?
Or perhaps you're thinking of Spider-Man? Mission Impossible? James Bond?
If they can get a half way passable script, director, and actor, and maintain the spirit of the series, I don't think we need it to be serious; it can have all the cheese and melodrama of James Bond and be quite a successful movie.
Re:One movie, hold the cheese... (Score:2)
At that moment, Governor Arnold threw a combat knife into the would be movie critic, Intellectual Elitist, pinning him against the wall quipping the ironic phrase "Schtick arrouund!" much to the shagrin of American movie goers everywhere.
Arnold was last seen fleeing the scene with a wounded Uwe Bolle on his back screaming "GEEEET
A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... (Score:5, Insightful)
Those are the essential ingredients!
Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... (Score:1)
I think there should also be mention and hints of a mech all over the movie and it makes an appearance for all of 2 minutes.
Then only way the movie could be better if there is a directors-import-hack edit that redoes all the dialog in Japanesse and forces you to read sub-titles!!!!! Muhahahaha!
Come on, I can't be the only one who'd pay for that!
Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... (Score:2)
Re:A Metal Gear Solid movie *must* have... (Score:2)
$100 Says (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:$100 Says (Score:1)
I bet they'd sidestep the entire issue of performance enhancing drugs by dropping a load of the Sniper Wolf stuff completely. Or maybe they'll even have him kill her with rockets, like I did!
One thing I definitely hope they cut is the Psycho Mantis scene. That fight w
I hope.... (Score:4, Insightful)
When you play a game, your creative side gets involved, and you make your own story up as you go along, no matter how sound a plot the game might have. That just isn't possible in a movie, especially when Hollywood shoves a precanned experience down your throat.
Re:I hope.... (Score:2)
No need. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No need. (Score:2)
And the actor for playing Snake would have to be.. (Score:4, Funny)
Snake [wikimedia.org]
Norris [wordpress.com]
The similarity is just too striking. Also note that, if you take the letters S-N-A-K-E and hit them with a roundhouse kick to the neck, they equal N-O-R-R-I-S. Coincidence? I think not.
Oh no, the truck have started to move! (Score:2, Funny)
Act II Scene 4: Cardboard Box (Score:4, Funny)
Raiden: Really?
Iroquois Pliskin: Of course. I can't begin to count the number of agents whose lives were saved by a cardboard box...
Raiden: You mean everyone's using them?
Iroquois Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough. Okay?
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Pliskin: [muttering] I lost a lot of good cardboard boxes thanks to you.
Raiden: What?
Pliskin: Oh, nothing.
David Hayter...? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:David Hayter...? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Richard Dean Anderson (Score:1)
It can be done... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It can be done... (Score:1)
I want.... (Score:1)
Appropriate Wardrobe? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Appropriate Wardrobe? (Score:3, Funny)
I'd be happy just so long as enough girls dressed as sniper wolf.
Re:Appropriate Wardrobe? (Score:2)
Pretty funny (Score:1)
Just as bad as Final Fantasy (Score:1)