This installment of Disagree Mail highlights a man's concern about illegal cloning in the Hollywood community, a guy who is sick of US imperialism and his low karma, and an example of the kind of people you don't want as roommates in college. Read below to find out just how crazy, angry and irresponsible it gets.
I remember watching Scarlett Johansson's opening scene in "Lost in Translation" and thinking that the whole movies should be about laying around in t-shirts and panties. I had no idea that Scarlett's beauty was enough to drive someone insane.
date Tue, Dec 2, 2008 at 12:25 AM
"Hello dear Ladies and Gentlemen! I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Original Scarlett never was engaged, by the way! Her close friend Serge G. P.S. CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION. H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more. These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science."
I enjoy it when people include real world problems with their rants, like somehow connecting our karma system with geopolitical politics makes their mail more than just a tantrum.
date Tue, Jan 15, 2008 at 12:15 PM
"What the heck do you think you are playin at B4 you start banning the likes of me start readin some of the crap that is posted by other (usually anon cowards) nad clobber them full stop .
And as for this Karma thing yea well hey man get outta the 60's yes i been there then got a life maybe i dont conform to the holy American way of life but the world is NOT RULED by the US of A and never will be , Maybe i dont share the wet frilly knicker outlook but at least i dont HIDE MY NAME behind some false identity you want scary there the ones afraid to be identified in case someone disagrees with them me i dont give a toss want to disagree your welcome but dont expect no easy ride i BITE ! :@ screw karma talk the truth ."
I pulled pranks on classmates in college. Who hasn't? Locking keys in cars, completely dismantling someone's loft, and putting syrup of ipecac in drinks, all fairly standard stuff. It never occurred to me to make a "jizz puck" to slip under anyone 's door.
Date: Mon, 01 May 2006 00:26:36 -0400
"Given that these e-mails are accessible to the college, threats should not be made towards ***** (we don't want another harassment suit).
Threats should not be made to him in person (obviously), but I do agree about the piss pucks under the door.
Other recommendations include:
-Vacuum cleaner his door at 4am and have everyone scramble.
-If you get sick (cold/flu/mono/etc), be sure to talk to him about your problems for a good loooooong time...to make you feel mentally better (and to bring a smile to everyone else's face).
-Leave the alarm clock on in your room when you leave.
-Have "invitation/members only" parties in the hall with guards at the doors.
-Store your jizz in plastic bags. Freeze and utilize "piss puck" idea. (*******, you just sick enough to do this.)
-Offer "peace offerings" of Pruno
P.s. The "jizz puck" should not actually be considered.
P.s.s. He's from Russia or something, hence the "funky" name."