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New Jersey Officials Want To Ban Brazilian Waxing

samzenpus posted more than 5 years ago | from the the-bare-necessities dept.

Idle 13

You'll be able to tell if the curtains match the drapes from every conceivable angle, if the New Jersey state's Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling has their way. The board has recently proposed a ban on genital waxing. Salon owner Linda Orsuto said that women would "go ballistic" if the proposal passed. She says that some women would resort to waxing themselves, visiting unlicensed salons, or go to other states, including Pennsylvania, in a quest to remain bare down there. It's only a matter of time before the Pennsylvania Tourism Board rolls out their "Dare to be Bare!" bumper stickers.

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I don't like bare (1)

Profane MuthaFucka (574406) | more than 5 years ago | (#27183867)

I like the pussy to be hairy. Trimmed, yes. Removed completely? No. Ladies, stop doing that. At stop with the fake titties too. Leave them small and natural.

Re:I don't like bare (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 5 years ago | (#27192155)

I am sure if anyone is ever kind enough to sleep with you, they will take that into consideration.

Re:I don't like bare (1)

Profane MuthaFucka (574406) | more than 5 years ago | (#27212241)

Are you trying to insult me? You can't do any worse than the woman who caught me outside her window last night. She could fucking demolish you.

Re:I don't like bare (2, Funny)

unlametheweak (1102159) | more than 5 years ago | (#27195269)

If a girl is going to wear a bikini, then I prefer to see the pubic hair hanging out.

No more Bush! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 5 years ago | (#27197481)

Nuh huh. We've just had 8 years of Bush hanging out at the White House.
Bald or nearly so is the new way to go.

Bare is OK for some... but not all. (1)

AliasMarlowe (1042386) | more than 5 years ago | (#27203069)

A neat trim is probably best. Not all ladies have shapely enough pussies to go bald, as you'll soon realize on nudist beaches.

Talk about government intruding into private lives (2, Insightful)

SpuriousLogic (1183411) | more than 5 years ago | (#27184561)

This is a massive and ridiculous invasion of privacy by the State of NJ. I cannot imagine in any way the government having the right to ban what a person does to their body, especially about something as trivial as a bikini wax.

Re:Talk about government intruding into private li (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 5 years ago | (#27195049)

i guess you can do it at home but just not in a salon

Idiots in Charge (1)

amiga3D (567632) | more than 5 years ago | (#27198929)

This is exactly why we have limits on Government. I personally think the trend to bald beavers rather repulsive but so what? Who really cares? Why do government official feels they have to get involved in the most trivial details of peoples lives? bah!

Do Something! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 5 years ago | (#27209601)

or go to other states, including Pennsylvania

No, no. Not Pennsylvania. Somebody raise the bridge tolls to keep Jersey out!

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