GPS Shoes For Alzheimer's Patients 116
A shoe-maker, Aetrex Worldwide, and GTX Corp, a company that makes miniaturized Global Positioning Satellite tracking and location-transmitting devices, are teaming up to make shoes for people suffering from Alzheimer's Disease. "The technology will provide the location of the individual wearing the shoes within 9m (30 feet), anywhere on the planet. Sixty per cent of individuals afflicted with Alzheimer's Disease will be involved in a 'critical wandering incident' at least once during the progression of the disease — many more than once," said Andrew Carle, an assistant professor at George Mason University who served as an advisor on the project. Not only will this technology allow a caretaker to find a loved one with a click of a mouse, but the shoes are more humanizing than a bell hung around the neck.
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Like they'll remember to put on their shoes...
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It could be worse. I know, I've seen her without it.
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pics or it didn't happen.
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You seem to be looking for dignity in the wrong place. This is the Internet. We don't do dignity.
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You seem to be looking for dignity in the wrong place. This is the Internet. We don't do dignity.
Indeed. Furthermore, I hereby invoke Rule 34. Any moment now, an AC is going to post some fresh and delicious Alzheimer's granny poon... And there's not a goddamn thing anyone can do about it.
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Is that a sig? (Score:1)
Exactly, my grandma who was Alzheimer's was notorious for doing just that walking around the assisted living facility in nothing but her underwear, tough deal Alzheimer's is...
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...in bed
I thought the problem was when she was walking around.
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Interesting that you should say that. My father-in-law suffered from dementia before he died, and he was paranoid that someone was going to take his shoes from him. He was constantly looking for them if he wasn't wearing them. The strange thing is that his father also suffered from dementia, and had the same obsession about shoes before his death.
So I think the folks at GTX Corporation are on to something. Even if people with dementia wander off, most of them are probably going to remember to put their shoes on first.
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If they are paranoid, won't they notice that their shoes have suddenly started blinking and beeping and that they have grown antennas?
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The fun part is 2 dementia patients having a conversation. Every couple minutes someone comes back with a "Hi, how are you today". Sometimes said activity can go on for hours.
In my defense, my grandmother had dementia, and I had witnessed this first hand.
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...and if they remember to put them on they'll be mugged for their expensive GPS shoes. "Quick, roll grandpa! He's wearing a Garmin"
That's how they track you (Score:2)
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I followed your advice and cut my feet to shreds on broken glass. Not being a superhero, I am now unable to walk and and am a sitting duck for the terrorists. Thanks a lot oodaloop.
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Silly, you don't need to be a superhero in order to be able to walk around on broken glass, you just need to be a masochist.
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The way he drives, I thought he was Stevie Wonder.
But when they get on a plane. (Score:2)
Speaking of terrorists...
This should get interesting for the Alzheimer's patients when they try to get on a plane and the TSA thinks they are wearing shoe bombs.
And can you imagine the poor Alzheimer's patient in the security isolation room trying to explain what's with the electronics in the shoe?
Re:But when they get on a plane. (Score:4, Funny)
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Well I happen to agree with the OP. George Carlin said it best with his rant on 'shell shock':
"I don't like words that hide the truth. I don't words that conceal reality. I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. Cause Americans have a lot of trouble dealing with reality. Americans have trouble facing the truth, so they invent the kind of a soft language to protest themselves from it, and it gets worse with every generation. For some reason, it just keeps getting worse. I'll give you an example of that. There's a condition in combat. Most people know about it. It's when a fighting person's nervous system has been stressed to it's absolute peak and maximum. Can't take anymore input. The nervous system has either (click) snapped or is about to snap. In the first world war, that condition was called shell shock. Simple, honest, direct language. Two syllables, shell shock. Almost sounds like the guns themselves. That was seventy years ago. Then a whole generation went by and the second world war came along and very same combat condition was called battle fatigue. Four syllables now. Takes a little longer to say. Doesn't seem to hurt as much. Fatigue is a nicer word than shock. Shell shock! Battle fatigue. Then we had the war in Korea, 1950. Madison avenue was riding high by that time, and the very same combat condition was called operational exhaustion. Hey, were up to eight syllables now! And the humanity has been squeezed completely out of the phrase. It's totally sterile now. Operational exhaustion. Sounds like something that might happen to your car. Then of course, came the war in Vietnam, which has only been over for about sixteen or seventeen years, and thanks to the lies and deceits surrounding that war, I guess it's no surprise that the very same condition was called post-traumatic stress disorder. Still eight syllables, but we've added a hyphen! And the pain is completely buried under jargon. Post-traumatic stress disorder. I'll bet you if we'd of still been calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time. I'll betcha."
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I agree with the gist of the parent post. However, does 'shell shock' really apply well to broader definitions (say... rape victims)? PTSD is dehumanizing, I agree, but it's accurate.
Being able to communicate concisely is important too. Saying the equivalent of "oogah boogah" doesn't translate well when everyone else is saying "boo".
If you want a word that fits the description better, make it up! English is a flexible language, it's not set in stone.
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And back in world war one! They called it "The thousand-yard stare"! Five syllables and a hyphen!
Cherrypicking, much?
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wandering incident?! who was the marketing genius that made it sound like a particle physics event??
I don't think anyone is marketing "wandering incidents." Also, seeing as alzheimers predates particle physics, and is probably more commonly discussed than particle physics, I'd have to ask instead what idiot physicist made a particle physics event sound like an alzheimers patient wandering off.
(If you were going for humor, you appear to have had your own wandering incident)
Other Uses (Score:3, Interesting)
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I think a little pod with a touchscreen, bearing buttons for "Store", "Home", "Visiting Susie", etc. which would stay highlighted when one pressed them (and show when you pressed them), just-press-them-again-to-deactivate would work. Heck, it could be an iPhone app...
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Oh Good! (Score:3, Funny)
I was wondering if I'd watered the plants or not.
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I lost my shoe :( (Score:1, Redundant)
And I don't know where I am...
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If the shoe fits, wear it. (Score:2)
This technology will go much farther than intended...
Parents who want to track "problem" children
Husband/Wife who wants to know where you really were last night
And for the random person who really wants to know how lost he got himself...
This technology won't become ubiquitous, but it'll certainly be fun to abuse.
No shit (Score:1, Informative)
Just week or two ago there was a story on slashdot about some parent whose son had taken the wrong bus home from school and got lost so he asked slashdot ways to track his child with GPS...
So I belive that what you described will happen very soon.
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Just week or two ago there was a story on slashdot about some parent whose son had taken the wrong bus home from school and got lost so he asked slashdot ways to track his child with GPS...
So I belive that what you described will happen very soon.
Makes less sense for kids, though. They grow out of clothing FAST. I'm not arguing that the erosion of personal privacy's not going to accelerate, but I don't think it'll take the form of something wearable. Sewable into clothing, maybe, but not as clothing.
IMHO, it'll be more likely built into (either directly or as a 3rd party addon) the cell phone/mp3 player/portable game unit the kid already lugs around. Anyone too young for that, it'll still be something installable onto something else.
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Is this really the best solution? (Score:2)
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Putting leashes on people gets you in trouble around here.
I use this nifty combination of technologies called a fence, gate, and lock.
She can wander in the front yard, putter around in the back in the garden, but can not leave without going through the main house. (She has her own cottage in the back, ~400 Sq Ft studio).
-nB
Why not just gas them and be done with it (Score:2)
Humanity, you fail at it.
why "for Alzheimer's patients"? (Score:4, Insightful)
GPS shoes could track... anyone wearing the shoes. Wandering children [slashdot.org], suspicious spouses, prisoners, whomever you want.
Am I missing something, or is this story less "new tech" and more "we finally found a relatively non-controversial market." Congrats for the shareholders, but hardly newsworthy.
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Keep them from wandering away in the first place (Score:5, Funny)
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Another technique I've heard of is painting a big black rectangle in front of the exit doors - like a big pit.
The patients will not cross it, but everybody else will walk right over it.
I've had the misfortune of watching a loved one descend through the hell that is Alzheimer's, and watched what that did to rest of the family. To the various humor-impaired slashbots: it's about as funny as having your testicles sucked out of your scrotum with a shopvac - that is, hilarious in the abstract, until you have to
But is it better than a marker? (Score:1, Insightful)
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Re:But is it better than a marker? (Score:4, Insightful)
Not much help for people searching for her is that? Nor is it much help for those who find her since the shoe is an extremely unlikely place to look for a phone number or other form of ID.
If they already need orthopedic shoes, then adding a GPS to them won't increase the cost much.
Ambulatory patients are generally dressed and undressed by the caregiver. The patient has no need to remember to put the shoes on. (At night, when the shoes aren't being worn, a wanderer in night clothes is far more likely to be noticed by security while leaving, or wandering down the street.)
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Why? Is there some kind of GPS coupon program for orthopedic shoe wearers that I'm unaware of?
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A GPS unit of the type described will likely come in at under $150 or so.
I call bullshit (Score:4, Insightful)
Just as long as they are not in a tunnel, inside a large building, in a canyon, or have any other obstacles around them that block signal from the GPS or block the signal that this device transmits, of course! Why do marketers continue to insist that GPS is some kind of magic technology that works everywhere, and ignore the limitations of technology? This probably won't even work inside some of the nursing homes where Alzheimer's patients normally reside!
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If they are inside a building, or elsewhere that the GPS signal is disrupted, then they probably will be easy to find. You know they haven't left.
If they walk out of their facility/home/etc, then the system probably will have a last known position of sorts. That way, you can at least have a pretty good idea what building they went into and then begin your search there.
Having a last known location is a lot better than having no clue at all, I would think.
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The technology will provide the location of the individual wearing the shoes within 9m (30 feet), anywhere on the planet. Just as long as they are not in a tunnel, inside a large building, in a canyon, or have any other obstacles around them that block signal from the GPS or block the signal that this device transmits, of course! Why do marketers continue to insist that GPS is some kind of magic technology that works everywhere, and ignore the limitations of technology? This probably won't even work inside some of the nursing homes where Alzheimer's patients normally reside!
Plus they might wander off in their slippers, barefoot, in someone else's shoes etc... My grandmother (who had Alzeheimer's) regularly went for long walks in her slippers, nightie and robe. Luckily she had lived in a small village for almost 50 years - and everyone who found her knew who she was. Giving her GPS shoes would have been a waste of money and time.
Working as intended (Score:3, Informative)
This probably won't even work inside some of the nursing homes where Alzheimer's patients normally reside!
This is for patients who wander off due to their diminished mental capacity. If they are inside the nursing home, they haven't wandered off and tracking isn't needed.
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Who said this was infallible?
Anyone with a little commence sense realizes the shoes would be helpful in many cases, like during a trip to the zoo or to visit their family.
It also makes is more reasonable for a family to care for their relative than to send them to a nursing home.
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I have to say that the recent generation GPS I have
are much better at getting a lock.
Newer units(IPAQ 312/Leadtek BT) can get a signal in my flat (Apartment for the USAians) where my Garmin 72 and others would not. They seem to get lock a lot faster too.
I use them quite a bit to drive PDA flight software
for sailplanes. Using the excellent open source program XCSoar, is better than most commercial offerings!
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Yeah, they always gloss over any difficult aspects:
* How do you get them to always wear the GPS shoes when leaving?
* How do you get them to keep the batteries charged?
* How do you get them to not step in puddles?
* GPS may work anywhere on the planet, but most communication links for sending the location information back has a much smaller usable footprint. A sat phone might work more places, but it's going to need a bigger battery and be more finicky.
* If it was a mobile phone / GPS combination it wouldn't
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* How do you get them to always wear the GPS shoes when leaving?
It depends on how far they regress, but many alzheimer's patients will dress themselves when having an "episode". Perhaps believing they are going to work, school, or shopping, etc. Each patient is different though, and some might just wander off in their house slippers that they're wearing at the home. Obviously, this solution won't work for them. It will for some.
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This is great and all.... (Score:1)
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Yeah at this point GPS is so widely used nobody is letting it just go away I'm sure.
Even assuming the government just upgraded to something better and decided to abandon GPS, I'm sure the private industry likely consisting of a consortium of GPS device makers (TomTom, Magellan, Garmin, etc.) would try to step in and launch replacement satellites.
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The system is too valuable to let fail, but with the current state of government spending I'm not sure this has gotten much attention.
Overstating the case. (Score:2)
That's overstating the case.
Some of the satellites are getting old and may break down before replacements are installed. Maybe. If they do the resolution of the system may intermittently drop or the system may intermittently fail in some areas when too few working satellites are currently in view. But it will be a "goes out tempora
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Right, because the US government is going to allow its billions of dollars worth of vehicles, including hundreds of aircraft, to lose their primary navigation system. Especially when a significant number of vehicles are deployed to a war zone. And the thousands of commercial airliners and ships that use GPS, they'll be allowed to lose their navigation systems too. Can't forget about general aviation either, there are hundreds of GPS equipeped GA aircraft in the sky at any second. Do you really think tha
The adventurous Alzheimer (Score:3, Funny)
--Achme Sales Rep.
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Achme, some kind of Moslem version of ACME? (-:
Don't work inside buildings (Score:2)
Plus, of course, the obvious observation for Alzheimer's sufferers - will they remember their shoes contain GPS locators?
Now under development... (Score:4, Funny)
A device for forcing Alzheimer's patients to keep their shoes on.
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what usually happens (Score:1)
I don't think it ocured to them that many alzheimer and dementia patients like to strip down to their shiny birthday suits. Last I checked, shiny birthday suits don't generally include shoes.
Hi-tech solutions to low-tech problems (Score:3, Interesting)
Where's grandpa? (Score:1)
[guy #1]: Looks like grandpa has wandered off again. Check the GeriatriFinder3000.com website to see where he's gone to.
[guy #2]: Yeah, sure thing.
[guy #2]: It looks like he's located off of 17th near bordello st.
[guy #2]: I don't get why his locater dot is vibrating erratically on the screen like that, though. Strange.
[guy #1]: Let me see that...
[guy #2]: Say, isn't 17th & bordello right in the middle of the brothel district?
[guy #1]: ?!?!!
[guy #2]: I'm sure it's only coincidental...
I'll be damned first. (Score:1)
Oblig. Red Dwarf Quote (Score:5, Funny)
Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.
Rimmer: Is this true?
Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.
Rimmer: Really?
Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.
Rimmer: Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute.
[Thinks for a minute]
Rimmer: How did they open the car door?
Aren't there child trackers already? (Score:2)
Aren't there GPS child trackers already available? If you were worried about an Alzheimer's patient, couldn't you just strap one of those to the person's wrist? I presume you can get them with bands that prevent easy removal, or could retrofit one.
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good try (Score:2)
And the effort is appreciated, but my grandfather-in-law is in his latter stages of the disease, and he always wanders off without his shoes, different peoples' glasses, without a shirt. Its incredibly dangerous in the winter months here.
I'm afraid I believe this idea will not catch hold.
Power? (Score:1)
So, assuming batteries so these people aren't dragging around a long extension cord, how are you going to get someone that doesn't know where they are etc. to remember and charge the batteries every night?
Interesting (Score:1)
More humanizing than a bell? (Score:2)
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Needs more options.... (Score:1)
Simple in theory--difficult in practice (Score:2)
I did a bunch of work for a dot-com startup in the early 2000s focusing on vehicle-tracking applications. I have a daughter with Down syndrome; Downs kids tend to wander too, so we looked at this issue quite hard. The good news: the technology is pretty straightforward. The bad news: that's about the only good news.
Batteries
A GPS chipset enables a controller embedded in the shoes (or on a device strapped to the person) to know where it is. The second half of the problem is to transmit your location to so
Good Idea (Score:2)
Cool! (Score:2)
Just what I need, GPS navigation for my shoes.
Turn left in .01 miles...
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Yeh, but I would rather have GPS enabled socks.
At least then I would know where the buggers get to when they disappear.
I suspect there is a planet somewhere entirely populated by socks.
If i ever find it I could open a very successful second hand sock business.