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Hemos Gets Hitched

CmdrTaco posted more than 14 years ago | from the we-love-you-dude dept.

News 216

Today Jeffrey "Hemos" Bates got married to Adrienne Lane. We've posted several pictures for those of you who are visually inclined. I'd also recommend everyone send hemos@slashdot.org a congratulatory email to help celebrate this great occasion (and mainly because we wanna see how much mail we can get into his box). Now we're off to the reception ;) (BTW, thanks to CowboyNeal for getting these up asap. The photographers were me, Mandrake and Chris DiBona). Update: 06/25 03:01 by CT : The reception was nice. Keep those email to hemos coming.

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Does she like *nix? (2)

[hk]doogie (101051) | more than 14 years ago | (#978482)

Did you marry a geek chick??? =)

Congrats (1)

The2ndAct (106913) | more than 14 years ago | (#978483)

Wow, our little Hemos is growing up *tear*

OH NO! (1)

poochie (152144) | more than 14 years ago | (#978484)

Does this mean we're gonna see less of hemos?:)

hmm.. (2)

pirodude (54707) | more than 14 years ago | (#978485)

she obviously married him for his *great* looks and *extreme* popularity on slashdot

ehehe..anyways..good luck!

Congrats Hemos! (1)

Entity42 (67737) | more than 14 years ago | (#978486)

Congratulations Hemos, All the best in the future!
To err is human,
To really screw up, you need a computer!

congrats (1)

purefizz (114470) | more than 14 years ago | (#978487)

Well, Mr. Hemos, one step further away from geekdom. Will your wife still let you come out and play every once in a while. :)


kicking some CAD is a good thing [cadfu.com]

Talk about geek (5)

SMN (33356) | more than 14 years ago | (#978488)

I'm wondering how Taco managed to attend the affair this afternoon AND post the OpenGL article at noon today.

Taco: "Excuse me, I have to, uh, go to the bathroom. . ."

Hemos: "But it's almost time for the ceremony! And why do you need your laptop? Rob? Rob! Get back here!"

Re:Congrats (1)

kkelly (69745) | more than 14 years ago | (#978489)

Congrats Hemos

Just had my 1 year anniversary in May.....good luck!

Sounds Like Fun... (1)

nsane (86431) | more than 14 years ago | (#978490)

Slashdotting an email address.

Congradulation Hemos (1)

Money__ (87045) | more than 14 years ago | (#978491)

May all your little Hemoi grow up to be linux users.
___

Congrat's Hemos. (1)

PovRayMan (31900) | more than 14 years ago | (#978492)

/me moderates Hemos up by one karma point. Guess he's around (Score 2: Good Luck)

Oh lord... (5)

Randy Rathbun (18851) | more than 14 years ago | (#978493)

Now /. is going to be clobbered with "ADRIENNE BATES NAKED AND PETRIFIED!" posts for the next week....

But seriously though, congrats!

Re:Congrats Hemos! (1)

aidoneus (74503) | more than 14 years ago | (#978494)

Congratulations and best wishes for you and Adrienne as you start your future together!

I wonder... (4)

T.Hobbes (101603) | more than 14 years ago | (#978495)

did Hemos' wife-to-be refer to him as "Jeff 'Hemos' Bates" during the ceremony?

Congrats (1)

pcbob (67069) | more than 14 years ago | (#978496)

Another one bites the dust! :)
Anyways I sent the e-mail, lets see if we can slashdot his mailbox :)
---

Re:Oh lord... (1)

pirodude (54707) | more than 14 years ago | (#978497)

ADRIENNE BATES NAKED AND PETRIFIED!!!

ehehe..i just had to :)

Oh my! (1)

Kwikymart (90332) | more than 14 years ago | (#978498)

Oh my god! we slashdotted ... Hemos? What's next, slashdotting slashdot itself?

Slashdot slashdots one of their own.... (1)

Stephen Samuel (106962) | more than 14 years ago | (#978499)

It looks like Hemos's website is barely surviving the onslaught of voyeurs. I think it took a good 2-3 minutes just to get a directory listing...

Now I'm trying to suck an image across.. (oh, great! A picture of somebody's legs!)

I would suggest that you ignore the first image.
--

Poor sucker :) (1)

TheGeek (65841) | more than 14 years ago | (#978500)

Just kidding about the subject...CONGRATS!
TheGeek

Umm.. a mirror please (1)

sethgecko (167305) | more than 14 years ago | (#978501)

Too bad Hemos.net is the host. It appears to be slashdotted. Why couldn't Slashdot host it locally?

Congratulations! (1)

Oskuro (26466) | more than 14 years ago | (#978502)

Oskuro wrote in to say "Hey, I've read that Hemos got married today. Hey, Jeff, I wish you a lot of luck and happyness in this new stage of your lives. Congratulations to both of you!"

( Don't Read More... | 0 of 0 comments )

The pictures (1)

delmoi (26744) | more than 14 years ago | (#978503)

Hrm, to bad the pictures, like, suck. The first one was of someone's feet. I mean, who's feet? You guys should probably add captions so we can tell who all these people are...

Oh well, congrats, even though its completly redundant at this point

Vote Chad Okere in 2000!!! [dhs.org]
The majority of those who oppose the death penalty have never been a victim of violent crime -- CNN

geek compound (4)

SMN (33356) | more than 14 years ago | (#978504)

So when does Hemos' old Geek Compound room go up on eBay?

And I'm only half joking =)

Congrats! Wow! (3)

Pike (52876) | more than 14 years ago | (#978505)

...

Despite what others say
You'll always have one who knows
Hemos doesn't 'sux' :-)

-JD

slashdotted (1)

MrHanky (141717) | more than 14 years ago | (#978506)

blah, the site's been slashdotted already - anyone put up a mirror? :)

Congrats Hemos! Now, names for SlashBaby v1.0? =) (4)

citizenc (60589) | more than 14 years ago | (#978507)

First, I'd like to express my congraduations! I'm sure you and Adrienne will be very happy together! (Especially her.. you know what they say about guys with big webserver .. 'pipes' ;)

However, it is important to put some effort into the most important thing yet: baby names! Here are some suggestions:
  • SlashKid
  • 'dot'
  • Linus (Yeah, I know)
  • 'JP'
How about you other slashdotters.. any ideas for baby names for the happy couple?

Hurry up though.. I'm eagerally awaiting SlashBaby v1.0.. but will it be open sourced?

Actually, don't open source your kid. That's just icky. EWWW! =)

the $64,000 question is. . . (2)

SMN (33356) | more than 14 years ago | (#978508)

. . . does she have a sister? Please?

What I remember about Hemos... (1)

-=Cynic=- (73089) | more than 14 years ago | (#978509)

He's the guy who posts those really cool nanotechnology stories... no, wait, isn't that Timothy?

OK, then, he's the one who comes up with all the inspiring campaigns about censorship and free speech... no, wait, that's emmett, isn't it?

Well, surely he must be the guy who is always posting long diatribes about the injustice of modern society and how technology shapes our society... no, wait, darn it! That's JonKatz.

Hmmmm. Well, Hemos, I'm sure I've seen your name somewhere or the other on /. - right? So you must have posted *something* worthwhile, sometime or the other. But of course, today you're special because you're getting married, and all of your /. accomplishments don't come close to that special feeling. Congratulations!

a fitting poem for Hemos (5)

tomax (1841) | more than 14 years ago | (#978510)

This one seems to fit the situation:

"When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane,
most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear
that they will remain in that exalted, abnormal, and exhausting condition
continuously until death do them part."

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Getting Married" (1908)

I couldn't afford a wedding present.... (4)

Rude Turnip (49495) | more than 14 years ago | (#978511)

So I wrote you a haiku instead!!!

Hemos is married
Maybe his wife will henpeck
About his spelling

Re:I wonder... (1)

wesmills (18791) | more than 14 years ago | (#978512)

Minister: "Do you, Jeffrey Bates, take Adrianne Lane to be your lawfully wedded wife ... [etc]"

Hemos: *silence*

Minister: "Yo, HEMOS? Doya or doncha?"

Hemos: "Oh, yeah, sure. Sounds great to me." *returns to coding*

Ahh yes, a good enough story to invite lame humour, that most people will still laugh at.

--------------------

E-Mail Hemos (1)

Ventilator (35143) | more than 14 years ago | (#978513)

This will probably be the first mail-account ever to be slashdotted.

Congrats from me too. All the best to both of you.

Oh my god they slashdotted Hemos! (1)

TekPolitik (147802) | more than 14 years ago | (#978514)

You Bastards!

In the future (1)

CEHT (164909) | more than 14 years ago | (#978515)

Now, Hemos gets married.

If Hemos is thinking of having children, what's the name(s) going to be for kids?

good luck and have fun, Hemos!!!

Congradulations... (1)

aTRaTiCa (141651) | more than 14 years ago | (#978516)

Congradulations Mr. Bates...

Now what did the card from Malda say... He was so happy about the fact he was gunna give it to ya on Geeks in space... "WAIT TILL YA SEE WHAT MY CARD SAYS!"

Wish ya the best of luck pal.

This is no good.. (1)

prodeje (58779) | more than 14 years ago | (#978517)

Recent reports indicate that Hemos' wife uses an operating system called "Windows".

Seriously, congradulations.

FWIW, here's a copy of the e-mail that I sent. (1)

willdye (109847) | more than 14 years ago | (#978518)

Haw! A request to spam someone's mailbox, posted on Slashdot, on the front page, by the Burrito Brigadier himself! All that's missing is a cc to the e-mail spam lists asking everyone to forward it to all their friends because some poor person dying of cancer gets five cents from Bill Gates for every message they receive.

(Pauses, grinning broadly, to soak in the irony)

OK, now to the important stuff. Congratulations to you & Miss Lane on your wedding! May God bless you both with many, many happy years together.

--William Dye (no one you've met, just another Slashdot & Nanodot reader)
willdye@dsndata.com

Congratulations (1)

donny (165416) | more than 14 years ago | (#978519)


I think any proper geek should refer to this as "anniversary[0]".

Donny

Re:Married people have sex, right? (1)

fsck (120820) | more than 14 years ago | (#978520)

I'm sure you mean "lose".

First Slashdotted Mailbox? (1)

OctaneZ (73357) | more than 14 years ago | (#978521)

Not even close, evidently you haven't been doing your homework. If you listened to "Geeks in Space: Slashdot Radio" [thesync.com] you would know that we have a weekly assignment to email kurt@thepope.org about some interesting topic; such as how many a's you can put in the subject or your favorite gin drink.

honey moon (1)

CEHT (164909) | more than 14 years ago | (#978522)

BTW, has anyone experienced any e-vacation or e-honey-moon that can suggest Hemos to try?

Re:Congrats Hemos! Now, names for SlashBaby v1.0? (1)

Mike@Purdue (139634) | more than 14 years ago | (#978523)

How about "Anonymous Coward"?

When I get married.... (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 14 years ago | (#978524)

....can I have it announced on /. like this? It would only seem fair...

Re:Slashdot slashdots one of their own.... (3)

Accipiter (8228) | more than 14 years ago | (#978525)

I would suggest that you ignore the first image.

Are you kidding? The First Image [hemos.net] displays someones excellent fashion sense! (I honestly thought Marc Summers and I were the only two humans who LOVED the look of Sneakers with a Suit. No, really. I'm serious. REALLY!)

-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?

How Ironic (1)

The Madpostal Worker (122489) | more than 14 years ago | (#978526)

Looks like hemos himself has been /.'d
:-)
Congrats


/*
*Not a Sermon, Just a Thought
*/

Re:don't bother (2)

Accipiter (8228) | more than 14 years ago | (#978527)

The Wife isn't even identified.

Hmmmm, it's just a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing Hemos' wife is PROBABLY the one in the wedding dress [hemos.net] .

-- Give him Head? Be a Beacon?

Re:Oh my! (1)

HalloFlippy (91240) | more than 14 years ago | (#978528)

What's next, slashdotting slashdot itself?

Meta-slashdotting! I love it!

A benediction (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 14 years ago | (#978529)

Count one more /.'ing Hemos' mail... Rob, you're a good friend. Now I wouldn't've thought you'd go so far as to /. Hemos, but hey, that's the kind of wedding gift that just keeps on giving ... ...'Course I still see nothing wrong with a nice blender ... or a set of nice flatware ...

.... (1)

SnapperHead (178050) | more than 14 years ago | (#978530)

I feel sorry for you ...

Picture of the happy couple (2)

tbo (35008) | more than 14 years ago | (#978531)

Here's a picture [hemos.net] of the happy couple (it's not exactly the best shot, but at least you can see both of them).

Re:When I get married.... (1)

Electric Barbarella (23814) | more than 14 years ago | (#978532)

Do you help run slashdot?
<br>
<b>Then you can't have your wedding announced on the site, dumbass!</b>
<br>
seriously dude. it's their website, they can do whatever the fuck they want to with it.

-Andy Martin

Careful (1)

SWroclawski (95770) | more than 14 years ago | (#978533)

Be careful Hemos...
She might have married you for your karma points...

Just kidding... Despite all these lame postings, I'm sure everyone here is happy for you and wishes you well in the years to come.

Well, except for the lamer whose going to reply to this post and say he doesn't wish you well, but just ignore him.

Congratulations!

- Serge Wroclawski

Re:When I get married.... (1)

Electric Barbarella (23814) | more than 14 years ago | (#978534)

oops. had the wrong thing selected when i submitted. should have looked like this:
Do you help run slashdot?
Then you can't have your wedding announced on the site, dumbass!
seriously dude. it's their website, they can do whatever the fuck they want to with it.

i feel dumb now

-Andy Martin

At the altar... (3)

griffjon (14945) | more than 14 years ago | (#978535)

Were you petrified? What about your wife?

Did you serve grits at the reception?

Sorry. Couldn't resist. But congrats, both.

Mirror of site (5)

nikhil (67) | more than 14 years ago | (#978536)

There is a mirror of the site being setup since it is currently slashdotted.


Please surf on over to http://www.nols.com/hemos [nols.com]

horribly taken pictures (2)

gargle (97883) | more than 14 years ago | (#978537)

Why are the pictures so badly taken? It seems that every shot has someone's face pressed up right against the camera.

Cool (1)

/dev/trash (182850) | more than 14 years ago | (#978538)

Congrats! She has a tat! Have a fun life.

Can someone point me (1)

Matthew Smith (201610) | more than 14 years ago | (#978539)

to just 1 (one) picture of Hemos and Adrienne (together) which is in focus? Downloading tens of jpegs with most being bigger than 600Kb is not fun on a 28.8K connection. Cheers

Re:When I get married.... (1)

Cephas Aurelius (137477) | more than 14 years ago | (#978540)

I, for one, have never met any of the /. guys in person (they are all guys, right?), but when you read their comments every day you get to feel like you know them. CmdrTaco and Hemos and the rest of the Slashdot gang are the Net generation's version of Tom Brokaw or Larry King. I for one am pleased for Hemos and wish him and his the very best.

Congrats, Hemos! We don't want to see ANYTHING from you for about a week or two!

(God, if only we had known... We could have had a bachelor party online!)

A Blessing from the Bard (1)

os2mac (135525) | more than 14 years ago | (#978541)

And these few precepts in the memory,
See thou character. Give thy thoughts no tongue,
Nor any unproportion'd thought his act.
be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.The
friends thou has, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy pal with entertainment
Of each new-hatcht unfledged comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel; but being in,
Bear't, that the opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thine ear, but few thine voice;
Take each man's censure, but reserve thy
judgement.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not exprest in fancy; rich not gaudy:
For the apparel oft proclaims the man;
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are most select and generous, chief in that.
Neither a borrow nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend;
and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all--

to thine own self be true;
And it must follow, as night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.
Farewell, my blessing to thee.
~Shakespeare, Hamlet Act 1 Scene 3

Hoe to score (1)

morbid (4258) | more than 14 years ago | (#978542)

Cool! Many congratulations to you both, and the best of luck!

Now, Hemos, tell me, what do you have to say to a girl to get her to kiss you?

It's been years...

eeek (1)

redtoade (51167) | more than 14 years ago | (#978543)

Less blurry close-ups of people's pores please, and more full body shots of the bride's maids.

It's always nice to put a face with the text... but in this case ... GASP!

Quake is open sourced now. You should have ported your pics into it and let us WALK THROUGH the church. Sheesh.

Seriously, congrats.

Let this man's dying body be a warning to the rest!

Re:What I remember about Hemos... (1)

Xerithane (13482) | more than 14 years ago | (#978544)

emmett inspires you? not a flame, an honest question.

nerdfarm.org [nerdfarm.org]

What kind of camera? (2)

drix (4602) | more than 14 years ago | (#978545)

The exposure is a little off, but I like the quality of the pictures in general. Anyone know what kind of (digital, I'm assuming) camera they used?

--

Humor? (1)

n9543215 (12018) | more than 14 years ago | (#978546)

First of all, congratulations. Somewhere in life I heard this little saying, and it seemed appropriate to share.

Marriage is Love
Marriage is an Institution
Love is Blind
Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

good photo of Bride and Groom - DSC_0303.JPG (1)

paled (22916) | more than 14 years ago | (#978547)

http://hemos.net/wedding/DSC_0303.JPG

not karma whoring - not worth moderating up.
just sifting slowly through the list ...

The Bloodline (1)

oh shoot (79863) | more than 14 years ago | (#978548)

Think she shares his love of Eunichs? For his sake, I hope not.

--Jeff

Re:hmm.. (3)

DgtlGhost (155814) | more than 14 years ago | (#978549)

Nope, picked him for his Karma...

Re:What kind of camera? (1)

kjr71 (127862) | more than 14 years ago | (#978550)

There are 3 different cameras, one lucky SOB even has a Nikon D1... drool... =)

details below:

[foo@bar wedding]$ jhead DCP00307.JPG
File name : DCP00307.JPG
File size : 201878 bytes
File date : 2000:06:25 01:24:30
Camera make : Eastman Kodak Company
Camera model : DC210 Zoom (V03.10)
Date/Time : 1997:01:31 00:00:35
Resolution : 1152 x 864
Flash used : Yes
Focal length : 4.4mm
Exposure time: 0.033 s (1/30)
Aperture : f/ 4.0

[foo@bar wedding]$ jhead DSCN0518.JPG
File name : DSCN0518.JPG
File size : 413716 bytes
File date : 2000:06:24 23:25:58
Camera make : NIKON
Camera model : E950
Date/Time : 2000:06:24 12:37:56
Resolution : 1600 x 1200
Flash used : No
Focal length : 9.8mm
Exposure time: 0.071 s (1/14)
Aperture : f/ 2.9

[foo@bar wedding]$ jhead DSC_0265.JPG
File name : DSC_0265.JPG
File size : 639714 bytes
File date : 2000:06:25 01:21:14
Camera make : NIKON CORPORATION
Camera model : NIKON D1
Date/Time : 2000:06:25 06:05:36
Resolution : 2000 x 1312
Flash used : No
Focal length : 24.0mm
Exposure time: 0.004 s (1/250)
Aperture : f/ 8.0

Re:Adrienne Didn't Do it for the Nookie (2)

Anonymous Coward | more than 14 years ago | (#978551)

I did it all for the wookiee
MRAHHHHHHH
the wookiee
MRUHHHHHHH

So you can take that jawa and stick it up your
OOOH-TEEDEE
Stick it up your
OOOH-TEEDEE

Thank You.

Wedding haiku (4)

imac.usr (58845) | more than 14 years ago | (#978552)

Hemos gets married
Slashdotters offer congrats;
Then, take out his site.


Congratulations!

Re:Humor? (1)

gblues (90260) | more than 14 years ago | (#978553)

No,

Marriage is Love
Marriage is an Institution
Love is Blind
Therefore Marriage is Blind
Therefore Blind is an Institution

Sorry, thanks for playing.

Re:don't bother (1)

waterhouse (80515) | more than 14 years ago | (#978554)

wow. hemos sure is old. heh.

Wedding Pictures... (1)

Vector Inspector (35504) | more than 14 years ago | (#978555)

nutz to that, bring on the Honeymoon pictures!

Re:Digital Camera (1)

DarthVdr (115873) | more than 14 years ago | (#978556)

not really.. they just didn't bother to use the gimp to trim the pix a bit..
--DV
"Kermit the frog, cuz he gets all the hos!"

Re:Congrats! Wow! (1)

Pike (52876) | more than 14 years ago | (#978557)

You're right...doh! What in the name of GNUtias was I thinking? that as terrible...call it freestyle I guess

Re:Hoe to score (1)

DgtlGhost (155814) | more than 14 years ago | (#978558)

I Do? That and a nice rock should help...

Re:Congratulations (1)

Zurk (37028) | more than 14 years ago | (#978559)

not if youre using Java, bub.

HEMOS.SLASHDOT.ORG -- IMAGE ARCHIVE MIRROR (1)

An0nym0us C0w@rd (128409) | more than 14 years ago | (#978560)


You can now find a mirror of the images from the wedding on :

http://hemos.slashdot.org [slashdot.org]

Reach out, extend to, and embrace the universe.
-Einstien
-----
Embrace, extend, and engulf the universe.

Re:Can someone point me (1)

Zurk (37028) | more than 14 years ago | (#978561)

try this : http://hemos.net/wedding/DSC_0202.JPG

Karma (1)

RoLlEr_CoAsTeR (39353) | more than 14 years ago | (#978562)

They were obviously trying to get more Karma.. that's it.
Everything we ever do is merely a ploy to get more Karma..

;-)

Whoa. (1)

Wog (58146) | more than 14 years ago | (#978563)

Dude, these pictures are *huge*. Anyone care to post a mirror with the pics toned down for us dialups to, say, 30k or so apiece?

Everyone Join In Now! (1)

NightHwk (111982) | more than 14 years ago | (#978564)

ADRIENNE BATES NAKED AND PETRIFIED!!!

Couldn't Help it either =]
=P
NightHawk

Tyranny =Gov. choosing how much power to give the People.

Same day as my father (1)

The_Jazzman (45650) | more than 14 years ago | (#978565)

Well well, Hemos shares the same wedding date as my father who got married today.

Congratulations to both !

Congrats Hemos! She's a keeper ... (2)

IntelliTubbie (29947) | more than 14 years ago | (#978566)

... a little blurry, but pretty nonetheless.

Speaking of which, did this guy [hemos.net] get any decent photos? Could you post those?

Mazel Tov! Wish I could be there to dance the hora with you.

Shalom,
IT

Re:Umm.. a mirror please (1)

pest (24214) | more than 14 years ago | (#978567)

prolly cuz slashdot would be slashdotted if it tried to share out any large images -- simple text and a few small .gif's ain't that bad, but large jpgs would kill it. :) btw, WTF ain't /. using .pngs yet? pest

Her first words... (1)

Misch (158807) | more than 14 years ago | (#978568)

One of the first things Adrienne said to him after they were wed... "I don't do windows." Congrats Hemos :-)

The Geek Gets Married (1)

Wog (58146) | more than 14 years ago | (#978569)

In other news:

- Taco switches to Win2k.
- Hell freezes over.
- MS releases full source to Win2k, then self destructs. The effects of the explosion devastated half of Washington, and could be felt 2000 miles away.

Now back to - hey, are those flying pigs?! Quick! Turn the camera around!

Re:good photo of Bride and Groom - DSC_0303.JPG (1)

alecto (42429) | more than 14 years ago | (#978570)

ipchains -I input -s goatse.cx -j DENY -l

or . . .

add

127.0.0.1 goatse.cx

to [windows|winnt]\hosts

Re:hmm.. (1)

DrEldarion (114072) | more than 14 years ago | (#978571)

I'm surprised Sig 11 doesn't have an entire harem by now if that's true ;)

-- Dr. Eldarion --

Condensed Rant-o-Matic (1)

Com2Kid (142006) | more than 14 years ago | (#978572)



There now, wasn't that easier then a 10 page rant?

Top 10 Ways To Say Congrats...To Hemos (4)

FascDot Killed My Pr (24021) | more than 14 years ago | (#978573)

10) "All I wan too sey is, 'god joob!'"
9) perl -e "print 'Congratulations To The Bates\''"
8) Why do all your wedding invitations say "Copyright Andover.net"?
7) We all know how these Internet mergers go--right now they are Bates-Lane, but in 9 months I'm sure they'll spin off a "joint venture".
6) This just in from ESR: Hemos "gets it".
5) Your wedding night is no time to find out why Hemos is so interested in nano-everything.
4) On the other hand, it's better than Rob's obsession with "quickies".
3) So this is gonna be an Open Source marriage, right? Which one is the "benevolent dictator"?
2) Katz gave a beautiful toast: We geeks gather here today, among geeks, to celebrate the union of two structs, I mean geeks, in holy matrimony.
1) Hemos sux!

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HEMOS WEDDING IMAGE ARCHIVE - HEMOS.SLASHDOT.ORG (4)

An0nym0us C0w@rd (128409) | more than 14 years ago | (#978574)


I have mirrored the directory of wedding pictures at :

http://hemos.slashdot.org [slashdot.org]

Reach out, extend to, and embrace the universe.
-Einstien
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About weddings, (1)

The-Pheon (65392) | more than 14 years ago | (#978575)

Its all about the brides maids [hemos.net] .

Does Adrienne know... (1)

FascDot Killed My Pr (24021) | more than 14 years ago | (#978576)

...about Hemos and the Techno-Talking Babes?
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I Didn't Know Real Geeks Got Married . . . (2)

Seumas (6865) | more than 14 years ago | (#978577)

But apparently, some do. I usually feel a little bit uncomfortable when friends of mine get married. It's like you're losing them to the other side. And, dumb as it may sound, I consider the guys of Slashdot 'friends'.

Nevertheless, congratulations, you bastard. I hope this girl knows what she's getting into. Maybe she'll make a new man out of you... and correct/verify the articles you post to Slashdot (grin).

Have fun, and don't have any little Hemos' yet... I don't think the world could quite bare it! Hope you enjoy one helluva wedding night, if you catch my drift. Keep that bag of viagra handy.
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Clark Kent (2)

Seumas (6865) | more than 14 years ago | (#978578)

You know, in this picture [hemos.net] Hemos looks a lot like Clark Kent. Come to think of it, his girl doesn't look too unlike Lois Lane (and certainly better than that crazy chick who went nuts a few years back, who played Christopher Reeves' Lois).

Mrs. Hemos -- a word of advice -- when your new husband starts to step into phone booths every time there is an emergency, start following him.
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Was the reception held (3)

Tei'ehm Teuw (191740) | more than 14 years ago | (#978579)

Prior to the ceremony? Must have been, how else could you explain such horrible photography. Guys, come on, you're rich, hire someone other than "drunk uncle elmer" to take the pictures next time.

Seriously, congrats Jeff.

-ttm

Partial Mirror (1)

miahrogers (34176) | more than 14 years ago | (#978580)

I'm in the process of grabbing a copy of the hemos images off of another mirror of his site. It seems to be getting slashdotted now too. There are some 200 or so images in all, so this will take a while, i'm about 10 megs into the mirroring process. Check it out here [kaxis.cx] . Hopefully this will take some of the load off of the hemos site and http://www.NOLS.COM/

Watch out (1)

degauss (88443) | more than 14 years ago | (#978581)

Mrs Hemos... watch all his hard drives for his secret pr0n stash. He's a sneaky bastard.


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