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Israel Accused of Boosting Gaza Sex Drive With Tainted Gum

samzenpus posted about 5 years ago | from the is-that-gum-in-your-pocket dept.

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An anonymous reader writes "According to this Yahoo! news article, 'Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young." The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.'"

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8 comments

OK, where do *I* get some? (1)

gestalt_n_pepper (991155) | about 5 years ago | (#28705985)

There are girls out there waiting for corruption.

Whoa, oh, DANT DANT (2, Funny)

kulakovich (580584) | about 5 years ago | (#28705991)

Tainted gum.




Tainted gum.

Can I have some for my wife? (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#28706011)

Preferably concealed as nicotine gum? I'll supply the oral fixation replacement myself...

No gum necessary (1)

K. S. Kyosuke (729550) | about 5 years ago | (#28707993)

Arabs in general seem to be craving [google.com] Israeli porn. Why are they asking for not being corrupted when they are already willingly participating? :-)

Arab beliefs (2, Insightful)

lewko (195646) | about 5 years ago | (#28710655)

Much of the reason the Middle East is such a mess, is that the Arabs seriously believe this shit.

Thanks to their corrupt, despotic leaders, they are convinced that every problem in their life, is the fault of Israel or America.

Yasser Arafat is worth three billion but you've got no water? The Jews.

Your leaders have helicopters and mansions, but you are illiterate and poor? The Jews.

Hey, how would you like us to give your family a nice new house, and $25,000 courtesy of Iran? All you need to do is put on this backpack, walk over there and press this button. Oh, and if you don't, we'll kill you anyway.

And if you think I'm exaggerating, have a look at some authentic clips from Arab Television, for example the claim [memritv.org] by a Hamas leader that Pepsi is a secret Jewish plot... Yes, they actually believe this shit.

Re:Arab beliefs (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#28722969)

Pepsi is a secret Jewish conspiracy.

-- Coke.

Hamas: Making stuff up since 1987 (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 5 years ago | (#28713013)

How would it help Israel to accelerate what is already an enormous problem; the staggering population growth of Gaza? There are 400,000 people on that little patch of land, 10x more than it had a century ago despite the ongoing "genocide" or something. If it were in Wikipedia's List_of_countries_by_population_density [wikipedia.org] it would rank 10th.

They breed like rabbits. Their young clearly need no help at all with their 'corruption.'

I just can't imagine being that damn ignorant. I know there aren't fat pipes and browser capable desktops in every Gaza home. Certainly can't expect much from the native media sources. But still, it just isn't THAT hard to obtain a clue about the actual state of the planet. But no, they'd rather subsist in the swill of islamo-fascist theocratic bullshit and ginned up hatred.

Enjoy. I am all out of give-a-shit. Finish the wall and shoot anyone that approaches it, on either side.

Jews killed Michael Jackson using a similar gum (1)

avivgr (1556371) | about 5 years ago | (#28714755)

and also Hamas claims that the jews are responsible for stopping rain over Gaza only, and that they found among their crops a few malformed tomatos - that is probably the fault of Israel too. A jewish magician caused an old lady to trip the stairs in Gaza. Ahhh I just remembered - the jews actualy planted rockets in Gaza, and fired at themselves - as an excuse to start a war on Gaza. It is also rumored that Hamas soldiers are really disguised jews, made by the Israeli undercover forces to induce America to go into a nuclear war on the Arab world. Jews are so wonderful you can just blame them for everything.
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