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Thief Steals Van and Finds a Lion Inside

samzenpus posted more than 4 years ago | from the surprise-passenger dept.

Idle 9

A German car thief got a little more than he bargained for when he stole a van that was transporting Circus Probst's five-year-old lion. A few hours later the van was found crashed into a road sign and the thief has yet to be found. Caesar the lion was unhurt but appeared to be suffering from some indigestion.

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Obvious question: (1)

skine (1524819) | more than 4 years ago | (#30074386)

Is there any human blood/flesh inside the van?

Re:Obvious question: (1)

Jiro (131519) | more than 4 years ago | (#30082992)

The indigestion remark was invented by the usual Slashdot accuracy and isn't in the real article.

Re:Obvious question: (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#30085200)

It's not only the usual inaccuracy, but also the usual puerility and lameness. Sad, really.

Sorry (1)

bcmm (768152) | more than 4 years ago | (#30074814)

"Jesus Christ, it's a lion."

Re:Sorry (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#30078634)

Get OUT of the car this time...

Maybe... (2, Interesting)

Bearded Frog (1562519) | more than 4 years ago | (#30077830)

Perhaps the lion was the thief all along.

Lion On Board (1)

v1 (525388) | more than 4 years ago | (#30080358)

sure beats OnStar

Burp! Excuse me! (1)

Neanderthal Ninny (1153369) | more than 4 years ago | (#30080474)

Says that lion.
Here is something similar I found a awhile back in an alligator: []

I Stole a Computer and I Found an Intel Inside (1)

Antiocheian (859870) | more than 4 years ago | (#30085256)

which is worse?

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