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Motorcycle Accident Results In Bionic Bottom

samzenpus posted more than 4 years ago | from the we-can-build-it-better dept.

Idle 4

Noishe writes "A man involved in a motorcycle accident in the UK has been given an alternative to the dreaded colostomy bag. He now carries around a remote control to activate his "bionic bottom" made out of muscles taken from above his knee. The muscles were wrapped around his sphincter and then attached to electrodes that are controlled by a remote control he now carries in his pocket."

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4 comments

pacemakers. (1)

SeNtM (965176) | more than 4 years ago | (#30119718)

While I detest the idea of wirelessly hacking into pacemakers... Defeating this wireless device might provide quite a bite of comic relief.

What happens... (1)

TheOV (1640259) | more than 4 years ago | (#30124946)

... when the button accidentally gets pressed in his pocket?

Re:What happens... (1)

jecowa (1152159) | more than 4 years ago | (#30126040)

He gets a prize.

What if he (1)

Schickeneder (1454639) | more than 4 years ago | (#30132272)

loses the remote in the couch or someone mistakes it for the TV remote?

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