Hot Grits Assault, Natalie Portman Remains Wary

44-year-old Carolyn Brown took some marriage advice from the trolls and poured hot grits on her boyfriend. The two had spent the day arguing about various things. Should they break up? Which was better, Emacs or Vi? Authorities arrested Mrs. Brown and have alerted a zombie-fighting Natalie Portman of a possible petrification attempt.

Even idle should have some standards

[Anonymous Coward]

Even for Idle this is bad.

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[iammani]

Yeah, they should start an idle^2 for such stuff!

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[inode_buddha]

We could always discuss something else [heptune.com] if you prefer.

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[conureman]

I'm not sure I like where this is going. Even I have my standards.

NOLA

[chrisl456]

LOL. Living in the NOLA area, I thought I must have already opened a tab to WWL... nope, it was just the hot grits link...

that should teach us....

[arikol]

...yeah, that should teach us to only use lukewarm grits on Natalie Portman!

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[danbert8]

There's a story behind Tubgirl? I never bothered to ask since I avoid thinking about it at all costs...

Wow....

[AtomicOrange]

Unfortunately, yet not suprisingly this is the next town over from my hometown. Practically only seperated by the Wal-mart (Which was the highlight of the times, when it was built).

Oh Louisiana, sometimes I'm glad I'm not there anymore.

The officer quoted in the story my my DARE officer. Small world, the little town of Boutte, LA made it on /. What is the world coming to?

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[OhHellWithIt]

It sounds as though you feel the same way about your home state as I do mine: It's a great place to be from.