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Man Smuggles an Amazing Amount Into Jail With His Portable Hole

samzenpus posted more than 4 years ago | from the looking-for-my-car-keys dept.

Crime 8

Instead of congratulating 24-year-old Washingtonian Gavin Stanger on the remarkable amount of things he could hide in his rectum, Wenatchee Police have arrested and charged him with introduction of contraband into a jail. Stanger smuggled a cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball-size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe, and a small baggie of suspected marijuana into the Chelan County Regional Justice Center, a feat that left officials gaping. "We were all wondering, 'How do you put all that up there?'" Sgt. John Kruse said. "The tobacco was pretty impressive; it was a good ounce."

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Oh whew... (5, Funny)

voodoowizard (1557839) | more than 4 years ago | (#32488476)

Thankfully that picture is not related to the actual article. It kinda of scared me, I though they arrested goatse.

Re:Oh whew... (1)

sv_libertarian (1317837) | more than 4 years ago | (#32491452)

Funniest thing I've read on /. in days.

Never has a goatse link been so appropriate (4, Funny)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 4 years ago | (#32488502)

..a feat that left officials gaping. Apparently that was not the only thing that was left gaping.

Damn (3, Insightful)

DaMattster (977781) | more than 4 years ago | (#32491648)

Can you say, "Proctologist, please!"?

Re:Damn (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32504488)

Open wide and say "ARGH!!!".

Re:Damn (1)

pixelpusher220 (529617) | more than 4 years ago | (#32509538)

sure, just listen for the echo...

Obg (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32499222)

Reminds me of something I saw on Penny Arcade: []

Slashdot is pushing the envelope (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 4 years ago | (#32509232)

A goatse redirect in this article is likely to be modded UP "+1, Informative" or, God forbid, "+1, Insightful".

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