Ice Cream Vendor Threatens Rival In Turf War

The ice cream war in Marysville, Washington, is heating up. A unnamed ice cream man threatened to kill a rival vendor if she didn't get off his turf. According to police, the 51-year-old shouted, "You better not come here again or I will kill you," while threatening the woman with a steak knife.

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[Chowderbags]

It looks like this might be...

*puts on sunglasses*

...one cold blooded killer.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Revenge!!!11!

[lupinstel]

Revenge is a dish best served frozen in a cup or waffle cone.

these are the adults we still let

[nopainogain]

talk to our children. that's a little scary.