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Women Hide Stolen Goods In Their Body Fat

samzenpus posted more than 3 years ago | from the how'd-that-get-there? dept.

Crime 7

Ailene Brown and Shmeco Thomas's ingenuity is matched only by their BMI. The pair are accused of stealing $2,600 worth of clothing and shoes from T.J.Maxx and hiding the goods between fat rolls. My favorite part of the article: "Among the items the ladies were packing: four pairs of boots, three pair of jeans, a wallet and gloves. One of the women was able to fit three boots under her breast..."

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Three boots? (1)

fangmcgee (1716754) | more than 3 years ago | (#34432670)

That is *some* breast.

One word ... (1)

abbynormal brain (1637419) | more than 3 years ago | (#34434832)

HOT!!!

The rest of the story (1)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 3 years ago | (#34435546)

The were arrested by store detectives, who informed them, "Uh... go ahead and keep the merchandise!"

I like big girls... (1)

Capt.DrumkenBum (1173011) | more than 3 years ago | (#34436036)

but I can't help but think if these two ate a little less maybe they could afford to buy the goods they were caught steeling.

A new front in the war on obesity (1)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 3 years ago | (#34439530)

I say we classify body fat as a robbery tool like guns and lockpicks, and make fat chicks subject to arrest at any time!

Damn! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34441170)

*cough* That's a huge bitch!

Alternative careers ... (1)

RockDoctor (15477) | more than 3 years ago | (#34442478)

I can't see the video (firewalls at work. Is it a video?), but having seen some "fat pr0n" on Russell Whatisname's "Good News" show last night in blubbery slow motion, these girls (?) have a vista of more profitable and legal (if distasteful) work ahead of them.
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