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Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes

CmdrTaco posted more than 3 years ago | from the try-saying-that-five-times-fast dept.

Sci-Fi 326

techmuse writes "In a veritable Who's Who of Doctor Who, 10th Doctor David Tennant is marrying Georgia Moffett, the daughter of 5th Doctor Peter Davison, who played the Doctor's daughter in an episode of Doctor Who. Except that the Doctor's daughter was a clone of the Doctor, which meant that she really was Who. So a newer Doctor is marrying an older Doctor's daughter, who is a clone of the newer doctor, but only has half the DNA of the older Doctor."

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326 comments

Idle? (0)

Gr33nJ3ll0 (1367543) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767344)

Why isn't this in Idle?

Re:Idle? (4, Insightful)

mcgrew (92797) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767550)

Doctor Marries Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS Explodes

I think the misspelled "head", and I'm sure they misspelled "asplode".

Re:Idle? (5, Insightful)

MobileTatsu-NJG (946591) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767870)

Why isn't this in Idle?

Okay normally I would agree 100%... but I've never seen a story on Slashdot that better qualifies as 'News for Nerds', and I was here for the Lone Gunmen fiasco.

Re:Idle? (1)

Grimbleton (1034446) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768020)

Because it's in Entertainment instead, since it's... about actors?

Doctor, doctor (5, Funny)

Toe, The (545098) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767350)

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of lovin'... who?

Re:Doctor, doctor (0)

WED Fan (911325) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767418)

Boom chicka wow wow.

Re:Doctor, doctor (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767814)

Brown Chicken Brown Cow!!!

Re:Doctor, doctor (1)

LifesABeach (234436) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767598)

I'm staring to think that the plot line developed by Heinlein with Methuselah's Children [wikipedia.org] is coming full circle.

Re:Doctor, doctor (2)

Intrepid imaginaut (1970940) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767680)

Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

Re:Doctor, doctor (1)

smitty97 (995791) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768268)

Dr. Imhaus: Doctor.
Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
Dr. Imhaus: Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
[Imhaus exits]
Dr. Marston: Doctor.
Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
Dr. Marston: Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
[Marston exits]
Karen Boyer: Doctor.
Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
Karen Boyer: Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: [amorously] Doctor!
[Boyer exits]
Jerry Hadley: Doctor.
Austin Millbarge: Doctor.
Jerry Hadley: Doctor.
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Doctor.
[Hadley exits]
Austin Millbarge: We're not doctors!

-later-

Bob Hope: Ah! Mind if I play through. (Hits his golf ball) Doctor.. Doctor.. I'm glad I'm not sick.

Re:Doctor, doctor (1)

ThePromenader (878501) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768362)

So if the doctor's (clone) daughter marries the doctor (doctor), will the doctor and doctor daughter's (doctor) son do as the doctor does?

HHGTTG Connection as well... (5, Informative)

decipher_saint (72686) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767362)

She's also the daughter of Trillian

Re:HHGTTG Connection as well... (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767582)

Modding "informative" because there's no "even weirder" in the drop-down.

Re:HHGTTG Connection as well... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767694)

universe implodes in 3, 2, 1, ...

Already exploded. (2)

www.sorehands.com (142825) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767774)

The Universe already exploded, but the Doctor flew the Pandorica into the exploding Tardis so that the universe would be healed.

It worked since we are still here.

Re:Already exploded. (5, Funny)

BForrester (946915) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768208)

The universe didn't explode, it's been "replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."

Welcome to Level 2.

Re:HHGTTG Connection as well... (4, Interesting)

Fractal Dice (696349) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767790)

Well, if we're going to get HHGTTG involved, then might as well mention that Douglas Adams introduced Lalla Ward (Romana II - my personal favorite Doctor Who companion of all time) to her husband Richard Dawkins (!!) ... I don't normally pay attention to the gossip of off-screen lives of actors, but there is something about that combination of fiercely intelligent names that just geeks me out.

Twa da Night afo' Crizzmus (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767370)

Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our welfare checks.

All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".

I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.

Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?

Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch..he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!

He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!

Re:Twa da Night afo' Crizzmus (1)

sexconker (1179573) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767756)

You could improve your copy-pasta troll by changing "Sh'eet, must be da law" to "Sh'eet, must be da po-po", which rhymes with "my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.".

Re:Twa da Night afo' Crizzmus (1)

Dahan (130247) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768262)

How would that be an improvement? Someone doesn't understand the AABB rhyme scheme. That line is supposed to rhyme with "... empty beer cans and all."

What ? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767382)

What ?

Re:What ? (2)

JustOK (667959) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767670)

not what, who.

Abbott wants to know (2)

McGruber (1417641) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767388)

Which Who is on first?

Re:Abbott wants to know (1)

Yvan256 (722131) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767402)

The Grinch.

Re:Abbott wants to know (2)

oodaloop (1229816) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767762)

The Grinch isn't a Who; he's more of a what.

Re:Abbott wants to know (1)

JWW (79176) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767930)

I don't know....

Third base!!

My head hurts.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767390)

n/t

Re:My head hurts.... (1)

clone53421 (1310749) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767412)

And you thought YOU had it hard growing up...

clone shot down in flames, on coding? LMAO! apk (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34768266)

http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34767568 [slashdot.org]

As you can all see? Mr. "NOOBIE", clone, got destroyed on coding & BLOWN THE HELL AWAY, "too, Too, TOO EASILY", as is per my usual vs. this stooge clone, & using his own words to do it, no less... LMAO!

More evidences of that type of thing going on from clone? Ok: See my P.S. below...

UTTERLY, hilarious!

clone's also "busted" using 2 diff. registered accounts here to "support himself" (his other clone52431 (1805862) account) and for trolling others, in posts completely riddled with PROFANITY LADEN posts out of "frustration & geek angst" @ trying to "take on his betters" (me) & being BLOWN AWAY for it, again (not a first).

APK

P.S.=> Don't EVER troll me again, clone53421 (1310749) (not under THIS alternate registered account of yours, OR your other one you use to "support yourself" & troll others with (proof below)):

SO - DOES HE USE BOTH REGISTERED ACCOUNTS HERE TO TROLL OTHERS & "DEFEND HIMSELF" (his other clone account)?

ABSOLUTELY, & here's the PROOF OF IT:

A "vintage quote" of your frustration & stupidity, directly from you, where you attempted to "defend" your other registered account here of clone52431 (1805862):

---

"Mmm, yeah, niggard me harder, you filthy nigger you!" - by clone53421 (1310749) on Wednesday December 29, @03:40PM (#34702996) Journal

FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1928730&cid=34702996 [slashdot.org]

---

& this one here now too:

---

"Fuck off, troll." - by clone53421 (1310749) on Wednesday January 05, @12:40PM (#34766802)

---

FROM -> http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1929880&cid=34766802 [slashdot.org]

(Where he started realizing that using MY ideas, which I told he would only do PART OF THE JOB, would fail in the entire task set around processing HOSTS files)

---

clone - On your BEST DAY? You CLEARLY do NOT possess the intellect, or the skills in computing (see the 1st URL above) apk

Have to say it. (1)

TheL0ser (1955440) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767392)

I'm sorry, but with the last line, I have to say this:

THIRD BASE!

Re:Have to say it. (1)

JustOK (667959) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767690)

Abbott and Costello meet The Doctor.

Re:Have to say it. (3, Funny)

oodaloop (1229816) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767802)

Q: So when David Tennant goes to get his paycheck, Who gets the money?

A: Every dollar of it. After all, the man earns it.

And cue the screams of a million fangirls (1)

Deathnerd (1734374) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767410)

I feel a disturbance in the force... As if a million voices screamed in pain all at once. No, wait, that's my girlfriend, crying in the corner. Excuse me while I join her in fangirl agony. NOOOOOOOOO!

Re:And cue the screams of a million fangirls (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767436)

At least he didn't marry Kylie

Re:And cue the screams of a million fangirls (3, Funny)

Tekfactory (937086) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767800)

A million fangirls who only ever would have been million fangirls-1 that were still dissappointed if Tennant had chosen 1 of them.

Of course the conventional wisdom would seem to say Clone Tennant and the fangirls can all be happy, unfortunately they DID clone Tennant, and now he's run off with the clone.

Re:And cue the screams of a million fangirls (1)

camperdave (969942) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768050)

... unfortunately they DID clone Tennant, and now he's run off with the clone.

O give me a clone of my own flesh and bone,
With its Y chromosome changed to X.
And when it is grown, then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

Chorus:
Clone, clone of my own,
With its Y chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone with my own little clone
We'll both think of nothing but sex.

Who, now? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767420)

So, who is marrying who?

Re:Who, now? (1)

JustOK (667959) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767720)

The Doctor marries the doctor and who has who.

Re:Who, now? (2, Funny)

Ungrounded Lightning (62228) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767992)

So, who is marrying who?

Yes.

Well Said! (1)

RNLockwood (224353) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767422)

What more can be said, we shall see.

Can we have a... (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767430)

...diagram please?

Re:Can we have a... (5, Informative)

afidel (530433) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768314)

The actor who played the previous Dr is marrying his onscreen daughter which is actually the IRL daughter of the actor that played the 5th Dr.

Whoops (0, Troll)

regular_gonzalez (926606) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767432)

Uh oh CmdrTaco you posted this in Entertainment instead of Idle. How embarrassing for you.

Re:Whoops (1)

MichaelKristopeit343 (1967642) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767488)

slashdot = stagnated

Re:Whoops (1)

compro01 (777531) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767786)

What is your suggested source of technology news?

Re:Whoops (1)

MichaelKristopeit343 (1967642) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767876)

not slashdot

Re:Whoops (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767836)

And how is this any less relevant than any other story in Entertainment? This is about the longest running science fiction show is the world. It's not like this section is the most serious topic on Slashdot. At the best of times it is only a small step away from Idle.

Umm, TV = entertainment. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34768296)

Most of the world already knows this intuitively.

Well... (3, Funny)

Abstrackt (609015) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767434)

It still makes more sense than Primer.

Re:Well... (1)

Tekfactory (937086) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767810)

Lemme guess you need the chart to watch the movie?

That's all I ever heard about Primer was some people couldn't follow the movie without a chart. So when I found it on Netflix I tried to watch it, was completely bored by the first 20 minutes or so, but kept waiting for it to get complicated.

By the time they were in the aircraft hangar I kept thinking it could have been a Twilight Zone episode and what a decent job they did for what was obviously no budget and 1 special effect in the beginning.

I actually really liked it by the end.

Re:Well... (1)

tylersoze (789256) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768008)

And here's the chart for all those interested. :)

http://www.freeweb.hu/neuwanstein/primer_timeline.html [freeweb.hu]

some dalek's were invited to the wedding (4, Funny)

circletimessquare (444983) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767438)

but the reception was at the top of a grand staircase

after 3 hours of trying to figure out how to use the stairs, the dalek's leveled the entire building in frustration and anger

the new bad blood will serve forthcoming dr. who episodes very well, so, all in all, a good wedding for fans

Re:some dalek's were invited to the wedding (3, Insightful)

gstoddart (321705) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768346)

after 3 hours of trying to figure out how to use the stairs, the dalek's leveled the entire building in frustration and anger

No, they used the ELEVATOR!

Daleks are not challenged by stairs.

Not necessarily important (4, Interesting)

jd (1658) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767446)

He got engaged to his co-star on Girl in a Fireplace, too. Come to think of it, another of his co-stars went off to make a TV mini-series about a BDSM call-girl. What the hell is he doing to these girls' minds?

Re:Not necessarily important (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767562)

Freeing them! :-D

Who gives a flying foo? (1)

digitaldc (879047) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767462)

Who cares who's daughter is who's and who's DNA is in whomever? Who really gives a hoot?

Wikipedia sucks again (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767466)

Her Wikipedia picture is terrible. IRL, she's a total hottie. Tennant's a lucky guy. First he's bangin' Sophia Myles, now this.

Re:Wikipedia sucks again (4, Informative)

SteveFoerster (136027) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767744)

Re:Wikipedia sucks again (1)

rubycodez (864176) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767820)

still too much clothing. do you have better?

I believe... (3, Insightful)

UncHellMatt (790153) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767470)

...This is one of the more accurate uses of the age old expression "My head a'splode".

I Knew this would Eventually Happen (5, Insightful)

withoutfeathers (743004) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767472)

This is why I am so against time travel.

Re:I Knew this would Eventually Happen (1)

countSudoku() (1047544) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767724)

Negative, we NEED to go back in time to fix this ASAP! That, and the realization I had when doing a Harry Potter marathon with my daughter over the break that David Tennant was also in Goblet of Fire! My head is also assploding over here!!1!

Re:I Knew this would Eventually Happen (2)

mcgrew (92797) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768264)

You'd change your mind if you knew what that eighty year old woman down the street from you looked like sixty years ago.

This reminds me of the early 1980s. (1)

icannotthinkofaname (1480543) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767480)

The Doctor has tried marrying his companion before. I get the feeling that this can only end as well as the marriage between Tom Baker and Lalla Ward.

This particular story is almost as bad as that time when the Doctor and his granddaughter were clearly checking each other out (Peter Davison, Carole Ann Ford, "The Five Doctors").

Re:This reminds me of the early 1980s. (1)

RyuuzakiTetsuya (195424) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767678)

wasn't it Lalla Ward who once said the scariest monster on Doctor Who was Tom Baker?

Re:This reminds me of the early 1980s. (1)

icannotthinkofaname (1480543) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767782)

According to her page on the TARDIS Wiki [wikia.com] , Tom Baker is her "favorite monster" on Doctor Who.

Honeymoon (1)

Old97 (1341297) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767486)

Marrying a clone of yourself who's also your daughter? So is this how the Time Lords masturbate on Gallifrey?

Re:Honeymoon (5, Funny)

Locke2005 (849178) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767544)

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when she is grown,
My very own clone,
We'll be of the opposite sex.

Chorus:
Clone, clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X.
And when we're alone,
Since her mind is my own,
She'll be thinking of nothing but sex.

Re:Honeymoon (1)

robot256 (1635039) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767682)

Was I supposed to immediately start singing this to the tune of "Home, Home On the Range"? 'Cuz I totally just did.

A sonic screwdriver should sort this out ... (1)

PolygamousRanchKid (1290638) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767520)

... it sounds like an accident with a contraceptive in a time machine. Move along; nothing to see here.

Re:A sonic screwdriver should sort this out ... (1)

Daniel_Staal (609844) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768026)

...So their child will be Zaphod Beeblebrox?!?

Is she also related to Stephen Moffett? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767536)

Is she also related to Stephen Moffett, the head writer of the show right now?

Re:Is she also related to Stephen Moffett? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767764)

Since his name is Steven Moffat [wikipedia.org] , no, probably not.

Re:Is she also related to Stephen Moffett? (1)

uigrad_2000 (398500) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767854)

That's the first thing that I thought of also, but they are not related. It's Steven Moffat [wikipedia.org] , not Stephen Moffet.

Re:Is she also related to Stephen Moffett? (1)

maroberts (15852) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768182)

No, Peter Davison is a stage name; his real /birth name is Peter Moffett

Neeeeeerd! (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767590)

Here I was expecting an entertaining story how a doctor married someone named Doctor and the resulting Doctor Doctor caused an information system named TARDIS at the local registration office to go up in flames.

Instead I get some sort of nerd-fest about actors of a boring scifi series ... I am disappoint!

*sigh* (-1, Troll)

LoudMusic (199347) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767602)

Fucking geek soap opera. Glad I never got into Dr Who. ...

Why's it getting so warm in here?

Re:*sigh* (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767738)

Hey, a troll! If you don't like Doctor Who, I have a suggestion for you: GTFO of this thread.

The much stranger marrage (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767606)

Was when Peter Davidson married that sheep from All Creatures.

Yow Taco.... (1)

santax (1541065) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767624)

Pass on tha blunt man. I think you got some good stuf!

IT'S NOT REAL (1)

eyenot (102141) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767628)

Wake up. This is all a simulation. It has been the entire time. You're having a deep embedded, fully immersive hallucinatory cognitive dissociation brought on by a schizophrenic episode of your favorite TV show. When the Daleks show up they will appear to you as men in white coats; this is a representation of your subconcious desire to fuck your mother. Give in to it and enter the warm embrace of drug treatments they offer. This is a hallucination of your subconcious mind "Clearing" the conflicting data and getting back to reality -- it doesn't really mean you fucked your mother or still want to, but other people might. That's the tricky part, now you get your discharge and you have to pretend you're normal, but whatever you do do not assume the Doctor Who role and attempt to recreate the process described in TFA. It will result in a disruption of the enclosing universal wormhole as described in the new item title. Just go about your business like nothing happened and keep eating the pills. Accept your hairless monkey role in life and die like a pac man caught by a hungry ghost. Do not attempt to drain your pool.

-- Tech Support!!!!!!!

One could ponder this conundrum further (3, Insightful)

ThatsNotPudding (1045640) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767644)

or one could go outside for the first time.

Consanguinity (1)

graveyhead (210996) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767660)

"So a newer Doctor is marrying an older Doctor's daughter, who is a clone of the newer doctor, but only has half the DNA of the older Doctor."

Dear god, someone please think of the 12 toed children! Actually, we've already seen the doctor's granddaughter, Susan. They forgot to mention the plot point about the Doctor being her father and her grandfather ;-) OMG Susan has 12 toes!

Re:Consanguinity (1)

Wolvenhaven (1521217) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767862)

Well at least it explains where all the other time lords went, they wiped themselves out with inbreeding.

Little Twelve Toes (1)

tekrat (242117) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767996)

Hey little Twelve Toes,
I hope you're thriving...
Some of us ten-toed folks are still surviving.

If you help me with my twelves,
I'll help you with your tens.
And we can all be friends.

Little twelve toes....
Please come back home.

Amazon? (4, Funny)

Ira Sponsible (713467) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767696)

How long before Amazon tries to ban this?

RHPS (1)

JustOK (667959) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767746)

Incest is best! Keep it in the TARDIS.

Scifi Storm (1)

uigrad_2000 (398500) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767778)

Covered yesterday by Slashdot's sister site: sci-fi storm. They use slashcode also.

Link [scifistorm.org]

female clone? (1)

chrisj_0 (825246) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767784)

How can a clone of a male be a female? No wonder I could never sit through Dr. Who

Best Summary Ever (1)

Phantasmagoria (1595) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767832)

Best Summary Ever. But the title was too "farky". Didn't go with the summary.

Re:Best Summary Ever (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767984)

Worst use of hyperlinks ever. It took 30 seconds to find the actual story.

My head hurts (1)

BudAaron (1231468) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767886)

Yup - My head hurts

my mind is blown (1)

greymond (539980) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767916)

I wanted to insert an ascii pic of my mind being blown, but instead you'll just have to settle for me telling you I was going to do that.

Just answer me this: (3, Funny)

HeckRuler (1369601) | more than 3 years ago | (#34767934)

OK, skip all the crazy stuff, just answer me this:
Who is marrying who?

Re:Just answer me this: (3, Informative)

DontBlameCanada (1325547) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768164)

Answer: Who is marrying Who.

Re:Just answer me this: (1)

jayme0227 (1558821) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768226)

Yes.

Reminds me (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 3 years ago | (#34767950)

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

And here is a garden-path sentence to avoid the compression filter:

Today the farmer threw the cow over the fence some hay.

Love-y Wimey (4, Funny)

joeszilagyi (635484) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768040)

People assume that relationships are a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... love-y wimey... stuff.

Re:Love-y Wimey (2)

Darth_brooks (180756) | more than 3 years ago | (#34768112)

Turns out she just went "ding" for his stuff....

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