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A Data Center That Looks Like a Mansion

samzenpus posted more than 2 years ago | from the home-of-the-data dept.

Hardware 101

1sockchuck writes "A luxury homebuilder in Minnesota wants to build a data center that looks like a mansion, allowing the commercial building to fit into a residential neighborhood. The 'community-based data center' designed for FiberPop features a stone facade and sloped roof with dormers, along with an underground data hall."

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I kinda do the same thing... (4, Funny)

AngryDeuce (2205124) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782321)

But for crystal meth.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (3, Funny)

ae1294 (1547521) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782331)

But for crystal meth.

The hole you dug under your trailer doesn't count.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (2, Funny)

PNutts (199112) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782559)

<quote>

<quote><p>But for crystal meth.</p></quote>

<p>The hole you dug under your trailer doesn't count.</p></quote>

Who say's you can't colo in shallow graves?

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (1)

BisexualPuppy (914772) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782651)

Loser. And you are not funny, either. I feel sad for you.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (1)

DigiShaman (671371) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783919)

Do you really want to be separated from your body? The spiritual cloud may render you a life of Heaven or Hell.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (1)

bandy (99800) | more than 2 years ago | (#38792295)

Your soul exists in a quantum state after death and you only go to Heaven or Hell once it's examined.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (0, Offtopic)

cesutherland (903698) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786915)

The hole you dug under your trailer don't count.

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (-1, Flamebait)

ae1294 (1547521) | more than 2 years ago | (#38787559)

The hole you dug under your trailer don't count.

Go die in a fire...

Re:I kinda do the same thing... (1)

Patchw0rk F0g (663145) | more than 2 years ago | (#38790581)

But for crystal meth.

Odd: degraded social interaction... loss of personal hygene... insular, self-interested attitude... nutrition and basic needs diminished...

Yep. Different drug. Same results.

Minnetonka, Minnesota (2)

damn_registrars (1103043) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782343)

Has many of the most expensive homes in the state. Part of the city borders on Lake Minnetonka, which is a popular place for wealthy famous people to build their mansions. Now as more people are looking to live in that second-ring suburb, a lot of neighborhoods are popping up featuring McMansions like the one you see there. Should fit in well, though I'm not sure it would be that advantageous to the company to place themselves that far outside the city of Minneapolis, unless they expect the majority of their customers to be from the suburbs.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (4, Insightful)

CapOblivious2010 (1731402) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782373)

It seems like some of the most expensive land you can buy, so I'm not sure why they'd want to use it for a data center, which can be built pretty much anywhere (and which is generally not staffed by mansion-dwellers)

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (1)

drinkypoo (153816) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782567)

Perhaps they're surrounded by their prospective customers.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (2)

Captain Hook (923766) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782739)

And the customers need easy physical access?

All it needs is a fat pipe into the building and it could be located pretty much anywhere.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (3, Interesting)

Opportunist (166417) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782873)

You expect users to act rational? I'm pretty sure being able to go over and "see" your data is a selling point for some people. Helll, I had a boss who refused to get (heaps cheaper and more reliable) server housing instead of having the server located in our storage room because he was afraid to "lose control" of the data.

People are not necessarily rational creatures. So yes, having "physical access", as limited if not nonexisting as it may actually be, might even be a reason.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782875)

A long time ago in an era far far away, services had performance guarantees.

Because so much information can be retrieved "fairly quickly most of the time" we assum that this must be far better than things ever were. But, no, those old cross-city (and sometimes cross-country) VAXclusters from the '80s were more sturdy.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (1)

shaitand (626655) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783979)

Unless the customer wants to run fat pipes to all the residences in the wealthy neighborhoods. Bandwidth at a data center is dirt cheap, running miles of fiber, not so much.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38792067)

An article in Finance and Commerce (http://finance-commerce.com/2012/01/homebuilder-plans-residential-twist-on-minnetonka-data-center/) that seems to be the source for the datacenterknowledge.com piece which inspired the slashdot post makes the whole idea look a lot more sensible.

  Yes, the company who wants to build the datacenter hopes to be surrounded by their potential customers. First and foremost they want to sell broadband access to the community. The datacenter operations are not necessarily the primary purpose. Apparently the "small broadband services provider / data center in suburb" model been tried before, and for a profit. The company cited is Ethoplex: www.ethoplex.com. Maybe the two situations are not exactly similar (different kind of suburb? smaller center?), but this suggests that the potential problems raised in this thread (brownouts! noise! smell! traffic!) are not deal-breakers.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (5, Informative)

tomhath (637240) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782811)

Most likely the builder doesn't really want to build a data center. Builders use all kinds of tactics like this to try and force the zoning board into granting them approval to build higher density developments than the board wants. This looks like "we'll build one big honking building that you have to approve because of a loophole we found, and a bunch of smaller houses that you denied earlier because the lots were too small".

I saw a similar move a few years ago where the builder tried to force approval of a mobile home park with a "corrective amendment" in a township that required a 2 acre minimum lot size because he really wanted to put up tract homes and a small sewage treatment plant that nobody trusted would be operated correctly. That attempt failed because the township didn't exclude mobile homes (there were actually a fair number of mobile homes in the largely rural township where the 2 acre minimum was needed for proper on-site septic systems). But it was a long and expensive fight.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (1)

Concerned Onlooker (473481) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782889)

Bingo. Or the owner just wants to have his mansion be a tax write off.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (2)

icebike (68054) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783383)

Bingo. Or the owner just wants to have his mansion be a tax write off.

And the wine cellar potential of that underground data center won't hurt the resale value a bit when the data center goes belly up. The picture in the linked shows a pretty dis-joint structure. Perfect for conversion into a tri-plex.

The whole thing seems like a ploy to me.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (1)

urban_warrior (1001615) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784387)

don't forget its potential as an underground lair from which to plot future world domination!!!!

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (2)

Kagato (116051) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783809)

I know the area. There's no reason to build out there. The land is just as expensive as downtown Minneapolis, and there's almost no one to peer with for upstream connections. And it's not like Minnetonka is all that far from Minneapolis. Seems like a good way to lose money on a datacenter.

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (1)

flyneye (84093) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783541)

Seems to me, the tourist on the ball could lay in wait with binoculars to see Minnesota resident and wildlife ,Prince, bring his women to purify themseves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, as per the movie "Purple Rain".

Re:Minnetonka, Minnesota (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38788625)

Not all of Minnetonka is Mansions or even McMansions, and if the location another poster came up with further down the thread is correct, it's located close to a number of office complexes including, but not limited to the Carlson Towers. It's also a couple of miles down 394 from one of USInternet's offices but I've not been by recently to see if they still occupy the space. There is definitely Fiber along 394, drove past various bits of the installation process in the past. Based on what I've seen in the past trying to use this as a 'Way past' the zoning code will not work, they are more than willing to say "no that doesn't fit the code guidelines' once more, or as many times as they feel the need to...

Real reason (4, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782345)

Easier for the techs to get pizza delivery.

Re:Real reason (4, Informative)

damn_registrars (1103043) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782791)

Easier for the techs to get pizza delivery.

Actually, in that blue-blood upper-class suburb they might have fewer pizza delivery options (at least at rates that techs can afford to pay) than they would have in the city proper.

Re:Real reason (1)

Opportunist (166417) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782897)

You never worked in a high-class environment. In a nutshell, you'll have a lot of catering services each with at least three differently sandwiches with salmon and caviar, but you'll have a hard time finding a cheap, ordinary greasy pizza.

60 cars (1)

LostCluster (625375) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782357)

This data center with 60 parking spaces better be close to a highway or else traffic getting there will bother the neighbors.

Re:60 cars (3, Insightful)

tunapez (1161697) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782425)

Parking, deliveries, getting a fat pipe into the hood... I realize local guvs are hard-up for cash, but I doubt any residential zoning permits will be issued to build in the 1st place.There's plenty of commercial available these days, there you can make your DC look like a flying saucer or a sandcrawler if you like.

also big trucks may be a issues as well (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782805)

also big trucks may be a issues as well + local residential roads are not really build for heavy use and they don't get snow plowed as fast as the main roads.

Re:60 cars (1)

PolygamousRanchKid (1290638) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783091)

... 60 parking spaces ...

3 parking spaces for the local staff.

0 parking spaces for the outsourced remote staff in India, China, etc.

Re:60 cars (1)

uvajed_ekil (914487) | more than 2 years ago | (#38785455)

This is why we have zoning - to protect residential neighborhoods. It makes absolutely no difference whether a commercial or industrial building looks like a "mansion," it should not be allowed in a residential zone, period. Electricity usage, the necessary data lines, traffic and parking are all legitimate considerations.

Re:60 cars (1)

CycleMan (638982) | more than 2 years ago | (#38788077)

Or the neighbors could work at the data center... not to get all pipe-dreamy but I live in an area that was built partly to provide housing for employees of a GE manufacturing plant. It wasn't a company town; these were single family residences marketed very heavily to GE employees who worked less than a mile away. Imagine living nearby and walking or bicycling to work -- now you don't have to commute out of the neighborhood and someone else doesn't have to commute in.

But what does it sound like? (2, Interesting)

hackertourist (2202674) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782365)

In particular, will the neighbors enjoy the continuous howling of the AC fans?

Re:But what does it sound like? (4, Informative)

vlm (69642) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782503)

In particular, will the neighbors enjoy the continuous howling of the AC fans?

That and the dual 1 megawatt diesel generators, which are test run once a week for an hour during 3rd shift, mostly to keep 3rd shift awake... They're a little bit quieter than a locomotive at full throttle, but not much.

Another important point is this is only a couple hundred miles from my home, and unless things are wildly different there than here, the "urban skyscraper area", hospital, police dept, etc are snowplowed out every 30 minutes during storms, but residential? Eh, maybe an hour or two after the storm ends, they'll think of plowing it out. So they have no access in or out of the building during a snow storm. Whoops.

Finally all the DCs I've worked with/at had underground feeders. No big deal in the urban area or farmland, but in McMansion-ville you're going to seriously annoy the neighbors constantly digging up their rosebushes.

Of course, they are probably not installing a "real" data center, because a FTTH provider does not require one, my guess is they're probably installing a single rack (or less) of gear as part of some tax or zoning or building code dodge. Maybe zoning doesn't allow a sales office, tech center, or warehouse, but they Really Want one, so they'll install a "data center" instead which happens to coincidentally have a sales dept, warehouse. tech dispatch center, etc, located in the same building.

Snow? (0, Troll)

rossdee (243626) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782793)

"So they have no access in or out of the building during a snow storm. Whoops."

Global warming will take care of that. We have hardly had more than a couple of inches so far this winter. (I live a couple hundred miles up I94 from the cities.)

Re:Snow? (2)

Xugumad (39311) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782863)

Global warming will take a long time to make winters consistently mild. Keep in mind, for example, that the west coast just got snowed senseless.

Re:Snow? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782893)

But there's a big ass snow storm coming down today for the area you live if I am guessing right.

they need a cable head end or what even fios uses (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782817)

they need a cable head end or what even fios uses for there TV part.

Re:But what does it sound like? (4, Interesting)

Matheus (586080) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783245)

A few points:
1) You say you live a couple hundred miles away from Minnetonka. That places you exactly no where that is even slightly resemblent of this area so I wouldn't use your personal local experience as a good reference.
2) The suburbs around the Twin Cities (especially the rich ones like Minnetonka) are plowed significantly better than the core. Faster, better plowing/QOS. We haven't had much snow this year at all but last year when we were buried the cores basically shut down because they had no where to put the snow and because the urban street parking gets in the way of fully clearing the roads. Also, this being a large enough private parcel, they will have no problem getting their property cleared privately for much less cost than you might think (especially if they find some cost effective way to use the plowed snow for cooling)
3) This is not being built in the middle of a bunch of McMansions... this is former, not yet developed, farm land (Minnetonka's about as close to the downtowns as you can get and still find that). A large part of Minnetonka is not the extremely expensive lake-living property. The real estate market is also terrible still (although recovering a bit) so the previous plans to develop this land probably fell apart. No one is financing new subdivisions because they can't sell the properties they've already built. This is a developer who had already purchased the land finding a new way to make use of it. Noise and traffic are not non-issues but when the developer owns all the land surrounding the place he can control a lot about who cares. TFA mentions the reduced density the land will have probably including significant distancing to reduce sound issues.
4) Although there is some merit to the scams theories popping up, they really are close to their target audience. Aside from the FTTH service that would probably be a small part of the new business, The outer tier suburbs have really exploded in terms of tech offices. We have a larger technical base out-city, especially around Minnetonka/Excelcior/Eden Prairie, than downtown has. The money out there is HUGE and they are being smart finding themselves close to their customers corporate AND residential.

Just sayin...

Re:But what does it sound like? (1)

David Greene (463) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786587)

The core cities were in no way "shut down" during or after any storm last year. Frankly, I was amazed how well the city crews did given the parking challenges they face that suburban municipalities generally don't. I live in Minneapolis very close to downtown. We were fully functional throughout the winter.

Minnetonka is a big city, geographically. While you're right that not all of it is super-wealthy, almost all of it is wealthy. And while the eastern border is about a 20 minute drive from Minneapolis, reaching the lake takes at least 40 minutes from Minneapolis without traffic so it's not exactly close.

This is a data center. There is absolutely no reason it needs to be physically close to its customers. I don't think there are many large corporate headquarters near where this thing would be. The Golden Triangle in Eden Prairie is possibly the closest, or perhaps the Carlson Towers area. I totally believe the tax writeoff scam explanation. It's clearly a way to rig the system to suck even more money out of the general welfare.

I'll take it! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782513)

In particular, will the neighbors enjoy the continuous howling of the AC fans?

I'd love it!

It sure and hell beats the sound of:

Leaf blowers and other landscaping equipment with 2 cycle engines, Harley Davidson Motorcycles, kids with those "BOOM-BOOM-BOOM" speakers in their roller skate cars with the sheep farting mufflers, and the wana-be rock star garage band.

Hmmm .. (3, Insightful)

OzPeter (195038) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782379)

A commercial building is still a commercial building whether it looks like an office block, a play ground, a mansion or a church. As far as I know zoning laws restrict usage based on usage and not looks. And I'd imagine that the local residents (in their high priced gated community) wouldn't like strangers running in and out to service this business.

Re:Hmmm .. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38783457)

Telephone Exchanges are the best example - they're usually that windowless squat flat building with a concrete roof with the paint peeling off the walls. Every other building is repainted every otheryear, except for them.

Re:Hmmm .. (3, Informative)

mcrbids (148650) | more than 2 years ago | (#38788573)

Yes, use rather than looks, but there are ways to game the system...

I almost bought a (gorgeous!) pair of 1920's bungalow set in a history-steeped downtown, small-town America. There was over 3,000 feet of living space, enormous basements, riverfront access to a gorgeous river, etc.

But there were some caveats: because it was downtown, it was zoned for light commercial use, which meant that although you could live there, you had to have a "primary presence" of a commercial space. So where the front room would be, there was a clothing shop, with a sign, and posted hours: "open by appointment only" that nobody ever went into and hadn't been looked at in years.

After thinking about it (and the culture of the very small town, not nearly as intellectual as I'm used to) I decided not to buy. Of course, history is the best judge; had I bought the place I would likely have a net worth far greater than I do now, since the city bought the property under imminent domain and the owner made a small fortune on it.

I guess I just wanted to say that properties are frequently not what they seem. For giggles, take a Google tour of some of the stealth oil wells in the Los Angeles area.

That's not going to work (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782395)

A real data center has a loading dock, security guards, diverse telecom and electric service paths, noisy cooling, fuel storage tanks, access and parking for employees, etc. No way any homeowner association is going to allow any of that.

What's the advantage? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782399)

What's the advantage of putting a data center in a residential neighbourhood?

Re:What's the advantage? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782451)

Yes, I'd even go so far as to suggest that the whole point of a data centre is that it _doesn't_ need to be in a residential neighbourhood (or even a commercial block)

Re:What's the advantage? (2, Insightful)

tunapez (1161697) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782455)

None. It's only function is to get a half-baked idea posted on /.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

UnknowingFool (672806) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782493)

Agreed. It seems to be more of a solution that doesn't understand the needs. Most data centers are built in places that offer cheap land, cheap power, security, etc. Making a data center look attractive to suburbia doesn't solve that problem as most surburban neighborhoods don't offer that even if they would accept one. Also data centers are always looking for ways to make their construction cheaper (like Google using lake water or ambient air to cool their centers) than making them look better.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

walshy007 (906710) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784647)

Also data centers are always looking for ways to make their construction cheaper (like Google using lake water or ambient air to cool their centers) than making them look better.

Those are running costs, not construction costs.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

UnknowingFool (672806) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784909)

Using these options means Google does not have to use all A/C to cool their servers. That means they don't have install as many or as powerful A/C units for some cost savings.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

nedlohs (1335013) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786653)

But the goal isn't to reduce construction costs - and in fact they don't mind increasing them. The goal is to reduce the running costs.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

UnknowingFool (672806) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786945)

The goal to reduce all costs. In terms of priority, more emphasis should be given on running costs as they are more in the longer scheme of things. However Google or whoever isn't going to spend more on constructing a data center than they have to especially when the additional cost provides no real benefit.

Re:What's the advantage? (1)

walshy007 (906710) | more than 2 years ago | (#38788623)

So.. waterfront land costs the same as a typical industrial block where you are from?

While they may save money on purchasing AC units, they can expend far more on other factors because of those choices, the real savings are in running costs.

The neighbors wil love.. (1)

wbr1 (2538558) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782437)

The increased traffic, the exhaust fan noise (which could be mitigated), and when the power goes out the sound and smell of those diesel gennies will add ambiance to the surrounding environs. Hell, even a weekly generator would be bad enough.

Re:The neighbors wil love.. (1)

wbr1 (2538558) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782447)

Meant to say weekly generator test. Damnint /. give me a way to edit post facto.

Re:The neighbors wil love.. (4, Funny)

PNutts (199112) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782625)

You just nweed to type dcarefullyand reiveiw.

Re:The neighbors wil love.. (1)

drinkypoo (153816) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782581)

They can use natural gas generators. It will raise the price but it doesn't sound like they're overly concerned about cost. Muffling them is also just a matter of spending more money on more mufflers.

Re:The neighbors wil love.. (2)

PNutts (199112) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782611)

I wouldn't mind the generater noise if they gave me a tap into it. Power goes out, my lights stay on. And I agree with an earlier post. Having grown up in the Midwest, the summer the lawnmowing starts early and ends late. Leaf blowers and edgers are the worst. Then the winter snow-blowers. I know... First world problems.

Looks like a tax scam (0)

flyingfsck (986395) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782489)

looks like someone wants to build a mansion and write it off as a business expense.

Not new - Telephone company did this (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782519)

I remember seeing pictures on some forum years ago showing how one telephone company made a central office with the appearance of a residential house. I want to say it was on dslreports.com but I can't find the forum that it was in anymore.

Re:Not new - Telephone company did this (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782693)

There's this building [co-buildings.com] that's painted with a mural to look like the neighborhood.

Re:Not new - Telephone company did this (1)

kryliss (72493) | more than 2 years ago | (#38797687)

Sounds like Windstream in Lincoln, Nebraska. LT&T an old portion of Windstream used to put their central offices in a house in the area so it wouldn't detract from the surrounding look of the area.

What a coincidence (5, Funny)

PPH (736903) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782523)

I'm building a mansion that looks like a data center.

How about one that looks like a temple? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782545)

So all you religious technology zealots can have somewhere to be a true believer of the cult of Apple/Linux/Microsoft/BSD/Goatse?

this will not end well. (1)

indy_Muad'Dib (869913) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782553)

they plan to build a mansion with underground facility in Raccoon City Minnesota.

this will not end well.

You think that's wacky... (2)

RobinEggs (1453925) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782605)

Hidden cell phone towers and data centers are weird enough, but how many of you have heard of the working oil fields underneath Los Angeles?

This video [huffingtonpost.com] at the Huffington Post is the best explanation I can find offhand, but there are pictures and documentaries all over if you look for them.

Oil in Beverly Hills (3, Interesting)

Animats (122034) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782831)

How many of you have heard of the working oil fields underneath Los Angeles?

LA used to be famous for that. [curbed.com] (Look at 03:00) There were oil rigs all over town. Beverly Hills High School still has a rig. [curbed.com] It brings in about $1 million a year. There used to be hundreds of pumps between LAX and Venice Beach.

The LA basin is mostly pumped out now, and most pumps have been removed. Most of the remaining ones are concealed.

Re:You think that's wacky... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38783003)

Most people that live in LA know about them, even if they don't know where they are at. There are a several derricks around my house in Beverly. They are well hidden.

Oil is the reason Los Angelas exists.

In related news. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782655)

Mansion available: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/01/21/megaupload-founder-kim-dotcom-by-the-numbers/

(possible to get cars with "nerd" license-plates included)

Slow news day? (2)

tqk (413719) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782671)

You should see the firehalls they're building in new communities here. They look just like a house, except firetrucks roll out of the garage periodically.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

Where have I seen this before... (1)

sprior (249994) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782711)

Let me guess, the garage will have a turntable and the cars will come out of a gate of street signs. Will they call this thing the Batcave or Wayne Manor?

residential power grid is not setup for big draws (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782841)

residential power grid is not setup for big draws. Even all the house on one block can blow a transformer by all of them doing a over the top Christmas Lights display.

and dual grid is not likely in most residential areas.

underground (1)

StripedCow (776465) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782923)

with an underground data hall

Yep, lock up those geeks in the basement again, they're used to it.

Precedent in telephony (1)

adjuster (61096) | more than 2 years ago | (#38782945)

There's some precedent for this in telephony. I've photographed a couple of old Cincinnati Bell central offices in residential neighborhoods in Cincinnati. They were built to match the architecture and landscaping of the houses around them. If you're not looking for them it's easy to mistake them for plain old houses.

heat your homes too (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38782953)

Do what the Internet Archive does. Run your storage clusters in your office building (used to be a church). Heat your homes too! i am sure if the neighborhood got cheap heat, they'd do it! http://starburst.hackerfriendly.com/?p=1581

Interesting to see this becoming more common (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38783029)

There are other things around that are "disguised" as buildings, e.g. subway vents: http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/brooklyn-vent.html

What's the point? (1)

hawguy (1600213) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783045)

I still don't see the point of this - while I'm sure land is cheaper there than in a city, unless it's located unusually close to some major telecommunications lines, they're going to have to pay for trenching in connectivity over multiple physical paths.

The only reason I can think of for locating a datacenter in a luxury neighborhood is to house the security camera DVRs and other security equipment for those homes, but that hardly seems like it will support a datacenter.

Sustainable suburbs? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38783067)

Instead of trying to build a data center that is equipped to be placed in the suburbs where each family occupies huge plots of land, what about thinking about the future? How about integrating data centers with public utility infrastructure? What about data Centers co-located with dense residential areas? Or warehouses? Or perhaps even integrating data centers with natural locations where they would benefit the environment around them. Or making them as containers that could be shipped to a warehouse where they would be needed, just like we do with the other resources in our economy?

Cover (2)

ebs16 (1069862) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783247)

This would be a great cover for a grow house.

Power company / police: "Why is your power consumption so high?"
Owner: "I'm running a data center."

Re:Cover (1)

swb (14022) | more than 2 years ago | (#38787561)

All the data centers I've ever been to have insane security. IIRC, the last one I worked in the tenant said that they had to apply to get badges and that anyone who needed a badge to get to their cage had to pass some kind of (trivial, I'm sure) "background check" and ID verification.

I'm guessing that between the security checks to keep out the nosy, the high electric usage that would be easy to explain, a grow operation would be easy to get away with.

You'd have to have the right kind of building, though. Some data centers appear to be converted warehouse spaces, and that wouldn't work, but the ones that are converted strip malls or small-scale office buildings would be great, since they tend to have these compartmentalized spaces.

A google map of the site. (3, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38783251)

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=15545+Ranchview+Court+minnetonka+mn&ll=44.973056,-93.474383&spn=0.02365,0.039353&hnear=15545+Ranchview+Ct,+Minnetonka,+Hennepin,+Minnesota+55391&gl=us&t=h&z=15&vpsrc=6 [google.com]

After a bit of googleing seems to be where they plan to put it. This is not the prime area of Minnetonka, just north of a highway, no lake, behind some car dealerships, and on a swamp. It is also only about 1/2 mile from a middle school. You need to go about two mile southwest from there for the major homes or the west side of lake Minnetonka.

As for the fan and generator noise, probably quieter than the 2 major highways (I394 & I494) right near there same for the generators(especially if steps are taken to minimize the sound of both). I'd bet ambient daytime sound levels are rather high there.

Fun facts, I drive within 0.25 miles of this site everyday on my way to work, I work in the same building as the architect in question, and work for a company that makes HVAC units for datacenters among other uses.

DC Comics: Unknown Origins Redux Issue 1: Batman (1)

Provocateur (133110) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783351)

His name doesn't happen to be Bruce by any chance...

why not a a middle class neighborhood? (1)

Osgeld (1900440) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783495)

it would be cheaper since they are plentiful and empty

I'm Curious... (1)

MacGyver2210 (1053110) | more than 2 years ago | (#38783755)

Does 'Community-Based' mean I can have free colo if I live in the neighborhood?

Except the driveway (1)

gearloos (816828) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784137)

Will fit right in except for the driveway with 13 Smart cars, 11 Prius, and 17 BMWs.

DC's are supposed to have redundant power (1)

gelfling (6534) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784181)

DC's are supposed to have redundant power lines in or at the least a highly reliable power source. It's unlikely that the residential customers would be on the same primary power lines. Which is both bad and good. Good because the homeowners wouldn't get browned out by the DC, bad because in the case of a bad storm there's no incentive for the power company to reestablish power to the homes as quickly as the DC. So in the case of a bad mid winter storm the blacked out homes in the cold can look out their windows at the DC purring happily away.

Crap (1)

Greyfox (87712) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784191)

I was thinking about building a mansion that looks like a data center. Maybe they could put them next to each other?

Phone switch buildings have done this for years (3, Interesting)

Hadlock (143607) | more than 2 years ago | (#38784231)

If you go to Plano (suburb of Dallas, Texas), there are tens, if not a hundred buildings scattered all over the city that look like houses, with roofs, centrally located doors (like houses), manicured "lawns" and even a tree in the "front yard". They typically occupy less than a quarter acre and only have parking for one or two cars (particularly Verizon trucks).
 
They have no windows.
 
Typically 1,000 sq feet or so they look like a small house, or a detached garage (rare in the area) and have brick exteriors (matches the houses in the area) with roof overhangs. No two are exactly alike, but they're generally near the entrance.
 
So yes, it's not uncommon to see telecommunications buildings (I guess mansions would be the next logical step) in neighborhoods disguised as "houses". They're easy to pick out if you know to look for them. I'm sure other cities have them too (particularly in the DFW area).

Re:Phone switch buildings have done this for years (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38789159)

There is a massive difference between setting up small telecommunications buildings and a datacenter. That is like saying I can use my local street to launch my ultralight therefore I should be able to launch a Airbus A380 from it as well. Datacenters have loads of specialised requirements from security, to redundant reliable power supplies, cooling as well as large bandwidth telecomms. These are all features that are not commonly found in suburban areas and are hideously expensive to setup in places they don't currently exist. Not to mention there are some zoning restrictions that would be extremely awkward (not impossible) to work around, telecomms get around it by them being essential infrastructure.

It's the electrical grid, stupid. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38784265)

Woo! You mean the DC can lose power when the wind blows, too? What awesome planning on a company's part.

[bitCh (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38786085)

poor pri0rities, [goat.cx]

Gotta give them credit for trying (1)

Overzeetop (214511) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786219)

If you build luxury houses and own tracks of (now nearly worthless) residential land on the outskirts of large cities, why not see if you can market to a new segment? I think they're getting in over their heads, as they're not used to dealing with the cooling and power supplies such a facilities often require, but it's still a cute idea from a marketing perspective.

Not interested (1)

TheInternetGuy (2006682) | more than 2 years ago | (#38786529)

Not interested. I want a mansion that looks like a proper data center.

Re:Not interested (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38787377)

I just want a fully furnished mansion, whether it looks like a data center or not.

You had me at (1)

Patchw0rk F0g (663145) | more than 2 years ago | (#38790553)

..."underground data hall."

What about suburbia? (1)

redwraith94 (1311731) | more than 2 years ago | (#38790921)

I want to see them put a datacenter in one of the endless expanse of factories downtown with all the busted out windows. Seriously though, It does look like an interesting idea. I wonder how they will hide the backup generators, and what will they have to rip up to run all that cable? At least they will have to employee more engineers to figure it all out...

Daemon (1)

Hakintosh (598828) | more than 2 years ago | (#38791089)

I knew someone would eventually try to build Matthew Sobol's house. The question is, will this datacenter mansion be guarded by an AutoM8 and sprinkler system that sprays accelerant?

What about power? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#38796611)

Residential power grids are notoriously less stable then commercial grids.

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