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Google Glasses Announced

samzenpus posted more than 2 years ago | from the let-google-do-the-looking dept.

Google 249

Eponymous Hero writes "The Geordi La Forge in all of us rejoices as Google announces Google Glasses, the augmented reality glasses that will no doubt spy on everything you look at and target you with ads at that crucial moment. The only question left begging is how soon can we merge them with bionic eye implants?"

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Oblig (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574613)

The googles! They do nothing!

Re:Oblig (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574687)

Except this article is about glasses.

Re:Oblig (4, Funny)

Yvan256 (722131) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574803)

If you modify the phase variance, invert the polarity and transfer 10% of the dilithium matrix into your processing center, you might just hear a faint wooosh.

That is, if you're not in the holodeck. But how would you know?

Re:Oblig (1)

TWX (665546) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574849)

I had to reread that several times to finally get it. Now my coworkers think I'm even more crazy than they thought before...

merge them with bionic eye implants? (4, Insightful)

mcgrew (92797) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574615)

I already have a bionic eye implant, and it would work well with these glasses. It would suck having to wear glasses again, though.

I wouldn't want a HUD implanted. You realise you have to have a needle stuck in your eye to get an implant? It doesn't hurt but it does kind of freak you out.

You will be assimilated... if you live long enough. All the cyborgs I know are geezers.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

ColdWetDog (752185) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574713)

What everybody here is missing is that pic has been photoshopped. They cloned out the little wire going directly into her brain.

Google now has access to everything. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

Gideon Wells (1412675) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574825)

At first I read it as "Glasses now have access to everything. Be afraid. Be very afraid." and was going to comment how you can mitigate the security risks of theft/lost by tying these into a smart phone sized device and these being effectively the input/output.

Then I reread it and saw "Google now has access to everything". Welp. I guess they've already taken control of my brain.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574759)

>You will be assimilated... if you live long enough. All the cyborgs I know are geezers.

It's important to root it if you do not wish to be assimilated.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

chill (34294) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574761)

It doesn't hurt but it does kind of freak you out.

I had a cornea transplant and went thru a lot of the needle-in-the-eye bit. You vastly understate the issue. I ended up telling the surgeon early on "you need to sedate me because if you poke me with that needle again in the eye I'm going to do my level best to kill you".

Even today, with follow-ups, if a stitch breaks and needs pulled it totally freaks me out.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (2)

mcgrew (92797) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574871)

Ouch, a cornea transplant is a lot more complex than a lensectomy. The lensectomy only requires one needle, one hole, no stiches. They shoot ultrasound down the needle to turn the lens (not the cornea, the focusing lens behind the iris) to jelly, suck it out, and put the implant in down the needle.

I'll have to ask my drinking buddy Bill about his transplants. Both corneas and a liver. The guy keeps it up and they'll have replaced all of him.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (2)

bored_engineer (951004) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575277)

. . .drinking buddy about his transplants. Both corneas and a liver.

Was the liver transplant so that he could keep on going?

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

GNious (953874) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574883)

First time I saw a girl put in lenses I was quite drunk up until she got it in - then I sobered up just from the thought of having to do something like that...
When I (several years) later saw lasik/eye-surgery on TV, I wished I was drunk, just from seeing it, and I guarantee that if I ever need a doctor to anything remotely similar, I'm going to demand full anesthesia!

The notion of something sharp poking into my eye, even from the side? No, not interested really...

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (1)

tobiasly (524456) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575319)

You realise you have to have a needle stuck in your eye to get an implant? It doesn't hurt but it does kind of freak you out.

Is it any worse than lasik? In that case they slice the front of your eyeball so a flap is hanging off, lift the flap up, fire the laser into the exposed cornea, then lay the flap back down & smooth it out with a stick. All while you're awake & lucid of course.

Getting lasik was one of the best decisions I've made, but I have no idea how I got through the process without being drugged into oblivion.

Re:merge them with bionic eye implants? (3)

beelsebob (529313) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575363)

Suddenly Futurama's apple piss take "eyePhone" episode seems less of a piss take of Apple >.

Wow (5, Insightful)

ddd0004 (1984672) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574635)

I thought bluetooth headsets enabled people to be oblivious a-holes, but wait till this gets in the hands of the masses.

Re:Wow (1)

Marxist Hacker 42 (638312) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574771)

I was just going to suggest that perhaps they could make it slightly cheaper by making it a bluetooth peripheral rather than a full fledged android phone.

Re:Wow (1)

MarkGriz (520778) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574783)

Yes, can hardly wait for an army of idiots walking around talking to themselves.

You don't have to wait (4, Funny)

SuperKendall (25149) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575923)

Yes, can hardly wait for an army of idiots walking around talking to themselves.

Book a ticket to San Francisco right now!

Between people with bluetooth headsets and a vast array of homeless, your dream will be true in no time.

Re:Wow (2)

EnsilZah (575600) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575555)

I've been cursed with perfect vision so I never got to wear those thick black rimmed glasses, now's my chance to embrace my inner hipster!

I felt a disturbance in the force... (4, Funny)

Aphrika (756248) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574651)

...as if a million nerds suddenly went out and bought contacts...

Re:I felt a disturbance in the force... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574809)

I was thinking more like, the sound of a million nerds crying out, from car accidents, due to lolcat mms's. :)

Re:I felt a disturbance in the force... (1)

TWX (665546) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574839)

Eh. William Gibson already went over this in his Blue Ant trilogy, mostly in Spook Country. I'm actually working to get back out of artificial enhancement of an environment. Too many people don't see what's actually there without something artificial modifying the experience.

Re:I felt a disturbance in the force... (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575857)

*cough* "Virtual Light" *cough*

Re:I felt a disturbance in the force... (1)

SomePgmr (2021234) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575185)

From the Wired article...

reminiscent of the visor that Geordi La Forge wore on âoeStar Trek: The Next Generation,â but Google has also been experimenting with a version that piggybacks on regular spectacles.

Always thought I'd love Augmented reality (4, Insightful)

Tragek (772040) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574669)

but google dissuaded me of that with one minute of their "in the life of" video.

Re:Always thought I'd love Augmented reality (1)

SomePgmr (2021234) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575095)

Not a problem. What you want is the hardware, to do with as you'd like. :)

Or, you know, the inevitable diy versions that'll probably burn your retinas.

Hipster Glasses (3, Insightful)

eljefe6a (2289776) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574671)

Was anyone else wondering if the glasses he wears are hipster glasses?

Nope (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574677)

Not until they are contacts and non-obvious. People get mugged in the city for their iPhones. They're supposed to wear the equivalent on their faces?

These might be a hipsters dream, and frankly they're cool even if they are obnoxiously in your face, but until they are cheap and ubiquitous or invisible it's just not happening for me.

They better include a full HUD (5, Funny)

flabordec (984984) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574681)

It must include how much ammo I have left, my health and armor. Extra points if it has an image of my head as I take damage.

Re:They better include a full HUD (1)

EnsilZah (575600) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575651)

I'm sure this [magcount.com] can be hacked to transmit the round count over wifi or something.

Brain overload (2)

docilespelunker (1883198) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574715)

Sooo... Would this cause your brain to overload with all the additional information - or for it to step aside and cease to function?

Re:Brain overload (4, Interesting)

mark-t (151149) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574813)

Something in between, actually.

Over time, as the information it provides genuinely proves itself useful, the brain would become increasingly dependent on the additional information being provided by it to convey an accurate presentation of things. Unless they were accustomed to dealing with periodic system disruptions, removing it for even a short period would result in the same sort of disorientation and confusion that arises if a person suddenly lost one of their senses.

Re:Brain overload (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574981)

...or their cellphone.

Re:Brain overload (4, Funny)

CanHasDIY (1672858) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575573)

Sooo... Would this cause your brain to overload with all the additional information - or for it to step aside and cease to function?

If you're the sort who will run right out and pick one up as soon as they become available, brain function has likely already ceased.

April Fools Day gag too late? (0)

acidradio (659704) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574753)

OK good one. We all know that Google likes to prepare its annual April Fools day gag but they got this one out the door too late!

Re:April Fools Day gag too late? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574905)

my god i hope its not!

Re:April Fools Day gag too late? (1)

tgd (2822) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574965)

I saw this announced six weeks ago, so its a big lead-up to an April Fools, if so.

Creepy (0)

Caerdwyn (829058) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574755)

Yeah, this isn't creepy or invasive in ANY way.

(If I played ukeleles in an attempt to get hoochy-koochy, I certainly wouldn't want Google or anyone else to know that...)

Re:Creepy (1)

ThunderBird89 (1293256) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575001)

You know, you're free to take them off. They're nothing like the cyberman headsets of Doctor Who or the Connexus from Appleseed Ex Machina.

Re:Creepy (4, Interesting)

anyGould (1295481) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575181)

Well, it depends on exactly how they implement it.

The standard advertising model is right out - I'll happily pay for it.

I'd love face recognition, but only from my personal address book. I have a horrible memory for faces, so I'd love that sort of memory aid. But having it auto-dial up Facebook and such is a bit too creepy for my taste.

It'd need to let me turn on/off notifications - I don't let my iPhone buzz when I get an email, I'm sure as hell not going to accept popups.

If there's a full-color display, I want zoom capability - use the camera, show me what I'm looking at, and then "enhance".

And if they're going to make it voice-activated, they'd damned well make sure it only listens to me. (Or else I *will* troll everyone wearing one of these.)

I can hope. (1)

JustAnotherIdiot (1980292) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574773)

I hope that they do something similar to what the April fools joke did to google maps.
Dragon Quest EVERYWHERE.

Re:I can hope. (1)

game kid (805301) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575091)

A great limited-time offer on a 4G Ice Cream Sandwich phone draws near!

Command?

Re:I can hope. (1)

tobiasly (524456) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575359)

I hope that they do something similar to what the April fools joke did to google maps. Dragon Quest EVERYWHERE.

That *does* raise interesting implications for geo-caching! Once you find the loot it could even play the Zelda "da da da daaaaah!" victory sound while you hold it above your head...

Re:I can hope. (1)

CaseCrash (1120869) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575843)

Oh shit, how did I miss that? I didn't see a /. article about google maps doing that (and I avoided the internet on 4/1). Dragon Warrior was my first video game and I've made custom maps for them and everything. DQ forever! That is so awesome. Thanks for the heads up!

Cool hardware (1)

GameboyRMH (1153867) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574777)

...but I'm not using it with the standard Google software for sure.

Re:Cool hardware (2)

cmiller173 (641510) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574933)

Hooking it up to a portable back-scatter x-ray?

{cue film noir voiceover} The are a million stories in the naked city, mine is one of them...{voiceover off}

hmm (1)

P-niiice (1703362) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574787)

if google wallet and NFC is integrated into this thing its only a matter of time before you'll be pickpocketed with a well-timed noogie

I love... (5, Funny)

blue_adept (40915) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574791)

I love how the pitch boils down to "Google goggles: they'll help you get laid". (Ukulele not included)

Re:I love... (1)

vlm (69642) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575027)

I love how the pitch boils down to "Google goggles: they'll help you get laid". (Ukulele not included)

I've seen women in sex toy ads that look less excited about their product, than the model in the GOOG ads.

Re:I love... (1)

Inda (580031) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575085)

Chicks dig a man with thick lenses.

Just remember... (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574793)

to turn them off in the bathroom. Unless you want a lot of Viagara ads.

Re:Just remember... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575197)

you spend a lot of time looking at your dick in the bathroom?

Re:Just remember... (2)

CanHasDIY (1672858) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575621)

Would you rather he look at your dick?

how will they change my life? (4, Insightful)

alen (225700) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574795)

yes they are cool, but i don't see the usability factor other than it being a smartphone i wear. How will they change my life making them a killer device to buy?

my smartphone makes calls. plays games. plays music and movies. records life events. i use it as my GPS device.etc etc etc.

how will these do it better? from the video it seems their biggest draw is to make you buy stuff right away. i bet the marketers will love them and normal people will hate them

Re:how will they change my life? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574865)

I'm pretty sure they'll change your life by getting you mugged... unfortunately, they have to be seen to be used, and just like white earbuds, will become a very visible target until they're more prevalent and everyone has a pair.

Re:how will they change my life? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575375)

But they can also have aiming crosshairs, so it's not like the mugging will be successful...

Re:how will they change my life? (1)

vlm (69642) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575043)

How will they change my life making them a killer device to buy?

I'd like to link them to the GPS.

Also I take it you've never played with the google-goggles app... this seems a natural connection.

I would also like indicator lamps for messages waiting.

Re:how will they change my life? (1)

alen (225700) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575583)

i prefer the amazon pricing app, and no i don't search half the things i see on a daily basis

Re:how will they change my life? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575523)

I'd love to not have to look at my phone screen in the car, for example

What we all want! (1)

lcam (848192) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574797)

You will be assimilated by the Borg. Resistance is futile.

I'd be interested if... (4, Insightful)

fiannaFailMan (702447) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574815)

...they looked like regular shades and not some "I am a geek" fashion statement. I think it's bad enough seeing social zeros walking around with bluetooth headsets in their ears, although thankfully that practice seems to be on the wane.

I noticed that when the user went to share a photo he just took it went on to his Google+ account. If I have the choice of sharing on Facebook then that'd be cool.

I like the concept though. I wonder if Apple are going to get in on this act with some iShades or something. Augmented reality is becoming common now on the smartphone with apps like Yelp which has a nifty Monocle feature that lets you see all the local businesses nearby just by pointing the phone at your surroundings. Stands to reason that eyewear will end up doing the same thing.

meh. who cares? (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39574819)

No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

Danger! (5, Insightful)

Yvan256 (722131) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574837)

If you think people with cellphones are dangerous, wait until they start wearing these while driving.

Re:Danger! (5, Funny)

johanwanderer (1078391) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574961)

Yes! Then you can play racing games while driving to work! Using Google Maps layers for tracks! Better yet, you can race against your coworkers to see who will get to work first. Productivity will soar!

Re:Danger! (1)

englishknnigits (1568303) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575345)

Where are mod points when you need them!

Re:Danger! (1)

lcam (848192) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575065)

Well, it will help navigate, how dangerous can that be?

Re:Danger! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575541)

Why do you think Google's also developing self-driving cars?

Dual Purpose Device (4, Funny)

tim_q54 (210947) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574927)

They also act as birth-control

Re:Dual Purpose Device (1)

foobsr (693224) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575151)

Unless there is an app for it.

CC.

It's going to Freak people out (4, Interesting)

na1led (1030470) | more than 2 years ago | (#39574935)

It's bad enough that someone will be talking on a bluetooth headset without you knowing, making it seem strange that someone is talking to them selves. Now they will be looking at you and talking to someone else. I can see it now - "Are you looking at me?" "What are you looking at!", hmm.

Re:It's going to Freak people out (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575121)

500 car pile-up outside of first store that sells these, news at 11.

Re:It's going to Freak people out (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575373)

Imagine the noise level of thousands (or more) of people talking to themselves all around you? You'll have to wear headphones connected to the glasses just to be able to hear yourself.

I'm already too plugged in with my iPhone and iPad (2, Interesting)

divisionbyzero (300681) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575011)

The last thing I want is to be more plugged in. I don't want things popping up in my field of vision unbidden either. I am obviously not their target market. Maybe teens and college kids will love it. To me it's a total fail.

Re:I'm already too plugged in with my iPhone and i (4, Insightful)

c0d3g33k (102699) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575237)

Just like your iPhone and iPad, you will be able to turn these off/remove them when you don't want things popping up unbidden in your field of vision. More likely they will be configurable enough to manage the balance between unbidden and on demand behavior. If not, there will be a CyanogenMod build that is configurable enough to tweak to you're liking, including compensating for your profound lack of self-discipline if you can't make yourself unplug on your own.

Re:I'm already too plugged in with my iPhone and i (1)

Piata (927858) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575305)

To me the iPhone and the iPad are total fail. Different strokes for different folks. I personally have no interest in Google Glasses but I can appreciate the attempt and the tech behind it.

Re:I'm already too plugged in with my iPhone and i (5, Insightful)

badboy_tw2002 (524611) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575649)

Did you ever look at your parents when you were young and wondered when you'd get to that point where your thought patterns would switch from "cool" to "what we've got is good enough, dagnabbit" and you'd be officially old? Congrats, you're there. Its not a set age, its a state of mind.

Are there going to be problems with these? Sure. Will they be clunky and not good to start with? Of course. Is it the start of "something new", possibly something awesome? Most definitely. Sorry you won't be along for the ride.

Pictures of the glasses (5, Informative)

johanwanderer (1078391) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575029)

From their design study [google.com] . And an article about it: project glass [allthingsd.com] .

I thought cell phones were bad enough (0)

sl4shd0rk (755837) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575035)

I am now dreading being next to the person on the plane or the bus who is screaming into one of these during a google voice session while making all kinds of crazy gestures [google.com] to read their email.

**censored** (1)

Eponymous Hero (2090636) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575157)

the crucial moment i was referring to in the summary occurs toward the end of viewing porn, but you've been spared the reference :)

Most people aren't exciting enough to use these (5, Interesting)

Rude Turnip (49495) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575217)

The one common thread in all of these videos with smartphones, smart glasses, etc. is an ADD-hyperactive 20-ish person who is *always* portrayed as living in a bustling city with a million different things happening at once...and never working at a job. While people in this type of environment really do exist (Strand Books is a family book store in NYC, btw), that is not how the majority of the US and the rest of the world lives.

I think a more exciting and relate-able way of introducing this technology is to show how it could be used some sort of work or industrial environment. For example, I found a lot more ways to use and relate to a smartphone at work before I could begin to integrate one into my non-work life.

Re:Most people aren't exciting enough to use these (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575687)

I'm in the army, and they tried it their way, which weighed 15 pounds and the view piece wasn't see through. Now if only they would use something like this instead...

Re:Most people aren't exciting enough to use these (1)

alen (225700) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575827)

you're on to something

this is meant for the 20 something kid who shares rent of an apartment with roommates and spends all his/her money on eating out, partying and buying crap. this is just a way to get him to buy something as soon is it pops onto the glasses

for normal people with kids and jobs i don't see a point of wearing these

The only question left begging is how soon... (1)

XxtraLarGe (551297) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575219)

The only question left begging is how soon can we merge them with bionic eye implants?

I believe the answer is 2027 [deusex.com] .

Time limited offer (1)

markdowling (448297) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575245)

All will go well until Google decides this is yet another project they blew a bunch of money on for no real return, and send a remote-kill command to all the units. Like Buzz and Wave and Health and and and...

Sixth Sense (1)

gmuslera (3436) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575289)

They should link to that product the ideas behind SixthSense [pranavmistry.com] , at least for display, gestures as user interfaces, and what kind of information you can pick and expand from environment.

Word of advice (1)

ProppaT (557551) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575293)

Don't look at yr junk unless you want the truth.

Re:Word of advice (1)

CanHasDIY (1672858) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575823)

Don't look at yr junk unless you want the truth.

"Why does this stupid thing always show me Valtrex ads every time I hit the pisser? Aw, fuck..."

Battery Life (2)

Gazzonyx (982402) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575357)

I have no idea how they expect to burn so many CPU cycles doing real time computation and keeping a bright-in-daylight screen on while having decent battery life on a device so small that it fits on glasses frames. The idea is cool, but I think we need a breakthrough in battery technology to support these Google Glasses.

Re:Battery Life (1)

Bigby (659157) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575813)

I completely agree. It will work and be successful, only if it can be used to its full capacity for a full day on one charge. Maybe they can use the body's heat to help power it or something.

Also, what about lefties?

Happiness only real when shared. (3, Insightful)

slasho81 (455509) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575397)

Was I the only one who thought it was kinda sad that he "shared" the sunset with the girl, but he really was there all alone?

Mai Waifu (1)

Guppy (12314) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575789)

Was I the only one who thought it was kinda sad that he "shared" the sunset with the girl, but he really was there all alone?

Well, happiness and sadness are relative to your starting position. If you had a real girl before, of course it'd be sad. But if all you have is a waifu, being able to see her besides you would be an upgrade.

The whole time that video was running (2)

93 Escort Wagon (326346) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575401)

I kept picking up on all the obvious places where the Google ads would be. Come on, you KNOW it's going to happen...

When your eyes settle on the sandwich you're about to eat
AUTO-AD: Wouldn't some TIM'S CASCADE CHIPS go good with this sandwich? They're only $1.99 at a store 300 ft. from your current location

As you say 'Meet me at Strand Books'
AUTO-AD: BARNES & NOBLE has a much bigger selection of music books, and is conveniently located one block to your left.

Walking down street
AUTO-AD: Immediately to your left - CITY DENTURES AND IMPLANTS has been providing quality orthodontia for over 50 years!

While grabbing coffee at a street vendor recommended by your friend
AUTO-AD: STARBUCKS is 250 feet behind you, and is running a special - $1.00 off with coupon code 100OFFNOW

"The only question left begging" (3, Informative)

broohaha (5295) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575437)

There's no question to beg.

Reference: http://begthequestion.info/ [begthequestion.info]

OMG! Brain Cancer! (1)

zerosomething (1353609) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575505)

You just know... "With those things sitting right at your temple this has got to cause RF induced brain cancer! The CDC and WHO should stop this before it can even get started! OMG OMG OMG." ... it's going to happen.

Oblig. Futurama (1)

slasho81 (455509) | more than 2 years ago | (#39575543)

eyePhone [youtube.com] from Futurama episode Attack of the Killer App S06E03.

I can't resist from saying it.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575547)

Look at...
https://plus.google.com/111626127367496192147/photos
And say...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI

Obnoxious hipsters with cameras. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#39575803)

Was expecting Cloverfield Monster every moment of that painful video. Google should be paying us for the inconvenience and emotional harm suffered at their hands.

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