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Samsung Focusing On Phone Software

Unknown Lamer posted about 2 years ago | from the gee-whiz-everyone-loves-touchwhiz dept.

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itwbennett writes "With the much-acclaimed Galaxy SIII in its pocket, don't think that Samsung is looking at Amazon's success with the Kindle and Apple's success with its iOS devices and saying to themselves, 'No, we'd rather not have that kind of diverse revenue, we'll stick to razor-thin hardware margins,' writes blogger Kevin Purdy. And that's not the only reason that Samsung might decide the time is right to maintain its own OS, or at least an Android fork: There's also the looming spectre of Google-Motorola."

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Fork that. (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40364733)

Another android fork just what we need.

bada (4, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40364773)

Samsung already has their own OS, bada, and it's crap.

Re:bada (5, Funny)

simplexion (1142447) | about 2 years ago | (#40364811)

They should do a deal with Microsoft. Then they could have Badabing.

Re:bada (1)

c0lo (1497653) | about 2 years ago | (#40365005)

They should do a deal with Microsoft. Then they could have Badabing.

Yes, and... to increase the chances for the deal, they should feature more their co-national Boom [wikipedia.org] in their ads.

Re:bada (1)

ackthpt (218170) | about 2 years ago | (#40365035)

They should do a deal with Microsoft. Then they could have Badabing.

Yes, and... to increase the chances for the deal, they should feature more their co-national Boom [wikipedia.org] in their ads.

Nah, just need one of those great battery suppliers - phone/tablet go BOOM and then they gets all kinds free press! 8^)

Such abysmal intervals your cheeks flap at! (-1, Offtopic)

MeteorAssTactics (2665059) | about 2 years ago | (#40366697)

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

I cannot even fathom what I was thinking at that time. Soon after attempting to install the so-called anti-virus software, my desktop background image changed into a large red warning sign, warnings about malware began making appearances all over the screen, and a strange program I'd never seen before began nagging me to buy a program to remove the viruses. What should have been obvious previously then became clear to me: that software was a virus. Frustrated by my own stupidity, I began tossing objects around the room and cursing at no one in particular.

After I calmed down, I reluctantly took my computer to a local PC repair shop and steeled myself for the incoming fee. When I entered, I noticed that there were four men working there, and all of them seemed incredibly nice (the shop itself was clean and stylish, too). After I described the situation to them, they gave me a big smile (as if they'd seen and heard it all before), accepted the job, and told me that the computer would be working like new again in a few days. At the time, I was confident that their words held a great degree of truth to them.

The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

Two days later, my phone rang after I returned home from work. I immediately was able to identify the number: it was the PC repair shop's phone number. Once I answered, something strange occurred; the one on the other end of the line spoke, in a small, tormented voice, "Return. Return. Return. Return. Return." No matter what I said to him, he would not stop repeating that one word. Unsettled by this odd occurrence, I traveled to the PC repair shop to find out exactly what happened.

Upon arriving inside the building, I looked upon the shop, which was a shadow of its former self, in shock. There were countless wires all over the floor, smashed computer parts scattered in every direction I looked, fallen shelves on the ground, desks flipped over on the ground, and, to make matters even worse, there was blood splattered all over the wall. Being the reasonable, upstanding, college-educated citizen that I was, I immediately concluded that the current state of the shop was due to none other than an employee's stress from work. I looked around a bit more, spotted three bodies sitting against the wall, and in the middle of the room, I spotted my computer. "Ah. There it is." Directly next to it was the shop's owner, sitting on the ground in the fetal position.

When I questioned him, he kept repeating a single thing again and again: "Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" I could not get him to tell me what was wrong, but after a bit of pondering, I quickly figured out precisely what happened: they were unable to fix my computer like they had promised. Disgusted by their failure, I turned to the shop's owner (who I now noticed had a gun to his head), and spat in his general direction. I then turned my back to him as if I was attempting to say that nothing behind me was worth my attention, and said to him, "Pathetic. Absolutely, positively pathetic. I asked you to do a single thing for me, and yet you failed even at that. Were I you, I'd be disgusted by myself, and I'd probably even take my own life. Such a worthless existence isn't even worthy of receiving my gaze!"

After saying that, I left the shop with my computer as if absolutely nothing had occurred there. And, indeed, there was nothing in that shop that was worthy of my attention. Still understandably disgusted by their inability to fulfill the promise, I said to myself, "I'll have to take this into my own hands." After getting into my car to drive home, I heard a gun shot from inside the repair shop. Being that it originated from the worthless owner of that shop, I promptly decided to ignore it.

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

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The very next day, I received a phone call from the computer repair shop whilst I was at a local library researching computer viruses. I had stumbled upon a piece of software that appeared to be very promising, and I was about to do more research on it, but seeing as how I required my computer as soon as possible, I decided to put the matter on hold. Upon answering the phone and cheerfully greeting the person on the other end, I was greeted with a high-pitched shriek. Startled, I asked what was wrong. A few moments passed where nothing was said, and suddenly, the person on the other end said to me, in a low voice oozing with paranoia, "Come pick up your computer." They hung up immediately after saying that, and I couldn't help but notice that they sounded as if they were on the verge of tears. I briefly wondered if it was due to stress from work, and then drove to the computer repair shop to acquire my computer.

I was positively dismayed upon entering the building. The inside of the computer repair shop looked nothing like the image from my memories. There were broken computer parts scattered throughout the room, ceiling tiles all over the floor, blood splattered in every direction I looked, and even a human toe on the ground. After processing this disturbing information, I began panicking and frantically looking around for my computer. I spotted an employee covered in blood sitting up against the wall, and noticed that his wrists had been slashed open. Thinking quickly, I ran up to him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, shook him around, and began screaming, "Where is it!? Where is my computer!?" After a moment of silence, he passed away, completely shattering my expectations. Such a thing! "What a meaningless individual," I thought.

Enraged, I tore the building up even further than it already had been in my desperate search for my computer. Eventually I discovered a door leading to an area that was normally only accessible to employees. I entered without hesitation and was met with a long, skinny hallway that a single person would have trouble moving about freely in. I proceeded down the dark hallway and bumped into the body of an employee hanging from a rope tied to something on the ceiling. I screamed, "Not only do you people have the gall to allow my computer to be endangered, but even in death you intend to block my path!?" After finally managing to push aside the worthless obstacle, I traveled down the hallway and came to a small black door. I entered without a moment's notice, and in the middle of the dark and dreary room, I spotted my computer; it was completely unharmed. With a sigh of relief, I picked it up, left the building, and drove home as if nothing of importance had occurred there.

Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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Nearly four months ago, I noticed that my internet connection was very sluggish. Eventually getting fed up with it, I began to seek out software that would speed up the gigabits in my router. After an hour of searching, I found what at first appeared to be a very promising piece of software. Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "This is a fantastic opportunity that I simply can't pass up," I thought. I immediately downloaded the software and began the installation, all the while laughing like a small child. I was highly anticipating a future where the speed of my internet connection would leave everyone else's in the dust.

I was horribly, horribly naive. Immediately upon the completion of the software's installation, various messages popped up on my screen about how I needed to buy software to remove a virus that I wasn't aware I had from a software company I'd never once heard of. The strange software also blocked me from doing anything except buying the software it was advertising. Being that I was a computer whiz (I had taken a computer essentials class in high school that taught me how to use Microsoft Office, and was quite adept at accessing my Facebook account), I was immediately able to conclude that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus, and that it was slowing down my gigabits at an exponential rate. "I can't let this insanity proceed any further," I thought.

As I was often called a computer genius, I was confident at the time that I could get rid of the virus with my own two hands. I tried numerous things: restarting the computer, pressing random keys on the keyboard, throwing the mouse across the room, and even flipping an orange switch on the back of the tower and turning the computer back on. My efforts were all in vain; the virus persisted, and my gigabits were running slower than ever! "This cannot be! What is this!? I've never once seen such a vicious virus in my entire life!" I was dumbfounded that I, a computer genius, was unable to remove the virus using the methods I described. Upon coming to terms with my failure, I decided to take my computer to a PC repair shop for repair.

I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

In my attempts to fix the problem, I'd even resorted to buying another computer. However, the virus used its WiFi capabilities to hack into the gigabits of my new computer and infect it. Following each failed attempt, I grew more and more depressed. I had already beaten my wife and children five times in order to relieve some of my stress, but even that (which had become my only pleasure after failing to remove the virus the first time), did nothing for me any longer. That's right: my last remaining pleasure in life had stopped being able to improve my mood, and I had not a single thing left that I cared about. I sank into a bottomless ocean of depression, barricaded myself in my room, and cried myself to sleep for days on end. Overcome with insanity, vengefulness, and despair, there is not a single doubt that if this had continued for much longer, I would have committed suicide.

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Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366905)

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MeteorAssTactics (2665059) | about 2 years ago | (#40366693)

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A few weeks ago, I foolishly ran a strange executable file that one of my acquaintances sent me by email. As someone who doesn't know much about computers, at the time, I thought nothing of it. "Why would my acquaintance want to hurt me?" Following this line of thought, I ran the file without question.

How naive I was. Despite having what was supposedly the best anti-virus software out right then, a virus took over my computer and held it hostage. It was pretending to be a warning from Windows telling me to buy some strange anti-virus software I'd never heard of from a company I'd never heard of to remove the virus.

This immediately set alarm bells off in my head. "How could this happen? My anti-virus is supposed to be second to none!" Faced with this harsh reality, I decided to take it to a PC repair shop for repair. They gladly accepted the job, told me it'd be fixed in a few days, and sent me off with a smile.

A few days later, they called me and told me to come pick up my computer. At the time, I noticed that they sounded like whimpering animals, but I concluded that it must just be stress from work. When I arrived, they, with tears in their eyes, told me that the virus was so awful and merciless that they were unable to remove it. "Ah," I thought. "That must be why they sounded so frustrated and pathetic over the phone. Their failure must have truly ruined their pride as professionals." I later found out that two of them had committed suicide.

After returning home, I tried to fix it myself (despite the fact that even the professionals couldn't do it). After about a day or so, I was losing my very mind. I stopped going to work, stopped eating, was depressed, and I would very frequently throw my precious belongings across the room and break them; that is how bad this virus was.

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A few days ago, a customer brought in their PC for repair. They told me that they had a very nasty virus that was holding their computer hostage and wouldn't stop unless they paid the creators $50. "Alright," I thought. "That's pretty standard."

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A few months ago, I accepted what at first appeared to be a very simple job: remove a virus from someone's computer. Given the fact that I owned a PC repair shop (and I still do) and had over 15 years of experience, I was confident that I could complete the job in a timely manner without any complications along the way. Little did I know, however, that accepting this job would spiral my life into a nightmarish den of anguish and uncertainty.

First, I tried booting up the PC. When Windows finally loaded, it became apparent that this was no ordinary virus; it was a merciless monstrosity of a virus that would stop at nothing to ruin your entire life. However, despite this, I bravely pressed on and attempted to combat the virus. "I absolutely will not let a mere virus scare me off!" I thought.

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Being that I was extremely stressed due to my numerous failures, I began verbally abusing my wife and kids a few days after I received the job. This situation soon worsened when I began resorting to physical abuse in order to relieve some of my anger. Eventually, after not being able to withstand my daughter's constant moans and whines any longer, I locked her in the basement in order to retain an ounce of my sanity.

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Well, to begin, I'm just your average guy. But unlike your average guy, I once had everything anyone could ever want: a gorgeous wife, a beautiful two-story house, an adorable seven year old daughter, a stable job, and a nice salary. Basically, I was living the American dream. None of my needs or wants were left unfulfilled. The family always got along, and everything was perfect.

Until one day, that is. Following one of my routine doctor appointments, my doctor informed me that I had lung cancer and that I only had a few years to live at most. As you can imagine, I was shocked. Not just shocked; I could see all of my hopes and dreams being shattered right before my very eyes. Still, my doctor gave me hope by telling me that there was a chance, however slim, that Chemotherapy and various other things could help me. After speaking with my wife, I decided to receive the treatments.

All was not lost. I still had a perfect family that I could rely on and get emotional support from. I still had hope for the future. I'm a firm believer that you should make the best of things rather than wallow in depression. I had to press on: not just for my sake, but for the sake of my loved ones. But my strong resolve was soon shattered.

The family I thought I could count on betrayed me. My wife, whom I loved deeply, filed for a divorce. She said that she could not handle the emotional trauma of being with someone who had cancer. She apologized profusely, but no matter what I said, I could not change her mind. I screamed, I cried, and I begged her to rethink her decision, but it was all to no avail.

In my madness, I made all kinds of accusations. I said that she was cheating on me, that she never loved me, that she just married me for my money, and various other things. I soon learned, however, that a few of those were more than just baseless accusations. I began stalking her, going through all of her personal possessions, and trying uncover any secrets she may have been keeping. What I discovered horrified me: she had been cheating on me with another man for the past year. She must have been waiting for an opportune time to abandon me for this other man.

When confronted about her betrayal, she screamed at me, told me it was none of my business, told me that I was always a worthless husband, and told me that I was an abusive man. I soon discovered that there was absolutely nothing that I could do. My marriage was in shambles, and by this point, I was on the brink of suicide. The only thing keeping me going was my devotion to my precious daughter.

It wasn't long before I received news from my insurance company that they were getting rid of my coverage. They gave me multitudes of vague and bogus reasons, but anyone could figure out their true reason: they did not want to waste money on a dying man. Naturally, I planned to fight this with every fiber of my being, but I knew it would be a long, drawn out process.

In the span of a year, I went from a very happy man who had everything he wanted to a miserable shell of what I once was. I couldn't take it anymore. Despite the fact that I wanted to remain in this world for the sake of my daughter, I tried committing suicide four times. All four attempts failed. I needed something to take my misery, regret, and anger out on. First I began verbally abusing my daughter. It wasn't long before I began physically abusing her. Sometimes I did it with my bare hands, and other times I used various objects. Beating my daughter soon became my only pleasure. My life had spiraled out of control into a den of anguish, uncertainty, and madness.

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

I cannot even fathom what I was thinking at that time. Soon after attempting to install the so-called anti-virus software, my desktop background image changed into a large red warning sign, warnings about malware began making appearances all over the screen, and a strange program I'd never seen before began nagging me to buy a program to remove the viruses. What should have been obvious previously then became clear to me: that software was a virus. Frustrated by my own stupidity, I began tossing objects around the room and cursing at no one in particular.

After I calmed down, I reluctantly took my computer to a local PC repair shop and steeled myself for the incoming fee. When I entered, I noticed that there were four men working there, and all of them seemed incredibly nice (the shop itself was clean and stylish, too). After I described the situation to them, they gave me a big smile (as if they'd seen and heard it all before), accepted the job, and told me that the computer would be working like new again in a few days. At the time, I was confident that their words held a great degree of truth to them.

The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

Two days later, my phone rang after I returned home from work. I immediately was able to identify the number: it was the PC repair shop's phone number. Once I answered, something strange occurred; the one on the other end of the line spoke, in a small, tormented voice, "Return. Return. Return. Return. Return." No matter what I said to him, he would not stop repeating that one word. Unsettled by this odd occurrence, I traveled to the PC repair shop to find out exactly what happened.

Upon arriving inside the building, I looked upon the shop, which was a shadow of its former self, in shock. There were countless wires all over the floor, smashed computer parts scattered in every direction I looked, fallen shelves on the ground, desks flipped over on the ground, and, to make matters even worse, there was blood splattered all over the wall. Being the reasonable, upstanding, college-educated citizen that I was, I immediately concluded that the current state of the shop was due to none other than an employee's stress from work. I looked around a bit more, spotted three bodies sitting against the wall, and in the middle of the room, I spotted my computer. "Ah. There it is." Directly next to it was the shop's owner, sitting on the ground in the fetal position.

When I questioned him, he kept repeating a single thing again and again: "Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" I could not get him to tell me what was wrong, but after a bit of pondering, I quickly figured out precisely what happened: they were unable to fix my computer like they had promised. Disgusted by their failure, I turned to the shop's owner (who I now noticed had a gun to his head), and spat in his general direction. I then turned my back to him as if I was attempting to say that nothing behind me was worth my attention, and said to him, "Pathetic. Absolutely, positively pathetic. I asked you to do a single thing for me, and yet you failed even at that. Were I you, I'd be disgusted by myself, and I'd probably even take my own life. Such a worthless existence isn't even worthy of receiving my gaze!"

After saying that, I left the shop with my computer as if absolutely nothing had occurred there. And, indeed, there was nothing in that shop that was worthy of my attention. Still understandably disgusted by their inability to fulfill the promise, I said to myself, "I'll have to take this into my own hands." After getting into my car to drive home, I heard a gun shot from inside the repair shop. Being that it originated from the worthless owner of that shop, I promptly decided to ignore it.

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

Soon after making the decision, I drove to a local computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. They greeted me with a smile and stayed attentive the entire time that I was explaining the problem to them. They laughed as if they'd heard it all before, told me that I'm not the only one who has trouble operating computers, and then gave me a date for when the computer would be fixed. Not only had they told me that the computer would be completely repaired in at most two days, but the price for their services was surprisingly low, and to top it all off, they even gave me advice for how to avoid viruses in the future! I left the building feeling confident in my decision to seek professional help and satisfied knowing that such kind-hearted people were the ones doing the job.

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Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

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Re:bada (3, Funny)

assassinator42 (844848) | about 2 years ago | (#40364855)

They already screw up Android enough as well.

Semi-related comment from the kernel source of my phone: /*This is a temporary piece of crappy code that I was forced to write as I did not figure
out how to properly use the SPI driver in the system. Please resist the temptation of ever using
this code in a good Samsung phone. I will remove this code as soon as I figure out the correct
way of using the SPI driver*/

(That code actually works correctly though, unlike some of the other stuff)

How comical! How comical! You are *nothing*! (-1, Troll)

MeteorAssTactics (2665059) | about 2 years ago | (#40366687)

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

I cannot even fathom what I was thinking at that time. Soon after attempting to install the so-called anti-virus software, my desktop background image changed into a large red warning sign, warnings about malware began making appearances all over the screen, and a strange program I'd never seen before began nagging me to buy a program to remove the viruses. What should have been obvious previously then became clear to me: that software was a virus. Frustrated by my own stupidity, I began tossing objects around the room and cursing at no one in particular.

After I calmed down, I reluctantly took my computer to a local PC repair shop and steeled myself for the incoming fee. When I entered, I noticed that there were four men working there, and all of them seemed incredibly nice (the shop itself was clean and stylish, too). After I described the situation to them, they gave me a big smile (as if they'd seen and heard it all before), accepted the job, and told me that the computer would be working like new again in a few days. At the time, I was confident that their words held a great degree of truth to them.

The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

Two days later, my phone rang after I returned home from work. I immediately was able to identify the number: it was the PC repair shop's phone number. Once I answered, something strange occurred; the one on the other end of the line spoke, in a small, tormented voice, "Return. Return. Return. Return. Return." No matter what I said to him, he would not stop repeating that one word. Unsettled by this odd occurrence, I traveled to the PC repair shop to find out exactly what happened.

Upon arriving inside the building, I looked upon the shop, which was a shadow of its former self, in shock. There were countless wires all over the floor, smashed computer parts scattered in every direction I looked, fallen shelves on the ground, desks flipped over on the ground, and, to make matters even worse, there was blood splattered all over the wall. Being the reasonable, upstanding, college-educated citizen that I was, I immediately concluded that the current state of the shop was due to none other than an employee's stress from work. I looked around a bit more, spotted three bodies sitting against the wall, and in the middle of the room, I spotted my computer. "Ah. There it is." Directly next to it was the shop's owner, sitting on the ground in the fetal position.

When I questioned him, he kept repeating a single thing again and again: "Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" I could not get him to tell me what was wrong, but after a bit of pondering, I quickly figured out precisely what happened: they were unable to fix my computer like they had promised. Disgusted by their failure, I turned to the shop's owner (who I now noticed had a gun to his head), and spat in his general direction. I then turned my back to him as if I was attempting to say that nothing behind me was worth my attention, and said to him, "Pathetic. Absolutely, positively pathetic. I asked you to do a single thing for me, and yet you failed even at that. Were I you, I'd be disgusted by myself, and I'd probably even take my own life. Such a worthless existence isn't even worthy of receiving my gaze!"

After saying that, I left the shop with my computer as if absolutely nothing had occurred there. And, indeed, there was nothing in that shop that was worthy of my attention. Still understandably disgusted by their inability to fulfill the promise, I said to myself, "I'll have to take this into my own hands." After getting into my car to drive home, I heard a gun shot from inside the repair shop. Being that it originated from the worthless owner of that shop, I promptly decided to ignore it.

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

Soon after making the decision, I drove to a local computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. They greeted me with a smile and stayed attentive the entire time that I was explaining the problem to them. They laughed as if they'd heard it all before, told me that I'm not the only one who has trouble operating computers, and then gave me a date for when the computer would be fixed. Not only had they told me that the computer would be completely repaired in at most two days, but the price for their services was surprisingly low, and to top it all off, they even gave me advice for how to avoid viruses in the future! I left the building feeling confident in my decision to seek professional help and satisfied knowing that such kind-hearted people were the ones doing the job.

The very next day, I received a phone call from the computer repair shop whilst I was at a local library researching computer viruses. I had stumbled upon a piece of software that appeared to be very promising, and I was about to do more research on it, but seeing as how I required my computer as soon as possible, I decided to put the matter on hold. Upon answering the phone and cheerfully greeting the person on the other end, I was greeted with a high-pitched shriek. Startled, I asked what was wrong. A few moments passed where nothing was said, and suddenly, the person on the other end said to me, in a low voice oozing with paranoia, "Come pick up your computer." They hung up immediately after saying that, and I couldn't help but notice that they sounded as if they were on the verge of tears. I briefly wondered if it was due to stress from work, and then drove to the computer repair shop to acquire my computer.

I was positively dismayed upon entering the building. The inside of the computer repair shop looked nothing like the image from my memories. There were broken computer parts scattered throughout the room, ceiling tiles all over the floor, blood splattered in every direction I looked, and even a human toe on the ground. After processing this disturbing information, I began panicking and frantically looking around for my computer. I spotted an employee covered in blood sitting up against the wall, and noticed that his wrists had been slashed open. Thinking quickly, I ran up to him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, shook him around, and began screaming, "Where is it!? Where is my computer!?" After a moment of silence, he passed away, completely shattering my expectations. Such a thing! "What a meaningless individual," I thought.

Enraged, I tore the building up even further than it already had been in my desperate search for my computer. Eventually I discovered a door leading to an area that was normally only accessible to employees. I entered without hesitation and was met with a long, skinny hallway that a single person would have trouble moving about freely in. I proceeded down the dark hallway and bumped into the body of an employee hanging from a rope tied to something on the ceiling. I screamed, "Not only do you people have the gall to allow my computer to be endangered, but even in death you intend to block my path!?" After finally managing to push aside the worthless obstacle, I traveled down the hallway and came to a small black door. I entered without a moment's notice, and in the middle of the dark and dreary room, I spotted my computer; it was completely unharmed. With a sigh of relief, I picked it up, left the building, and drove home as if nothing of importance had occurred there.

Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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Nearly four months ago, I noticed that my internet connection was very sluggish. Eventually getting fed up with it, I began to seek out software that would speed up the gigabits in my router. After an hour of searching, I found what at first appeared to be a very promising piece of software. Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "This is a fantastic opportunity that I simply can't pass up," I thought. I immediately downloaded the software and began the installation, all the while laughing like a small child. I was highly anticipating a future where the speed of my internet connection would leave everyone else's in the dust.

I was horribly, horribly naive. Immediately upon the completion of the software's installation, various messages popped up on my screen about how I needed to buy software to remove a virus that I wasn't aware I had from a software company I'd never once heard of. The strange software also blocked me from doing anything except buying the software it was advertising. Being that I was a computer whiz (I had taken a computer essentials class in high school that taught me how to use Microsoft Office, and was quite adept at accessing my Facebook account), I was immediately able to conclude that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus, and that it was slowing down my gigabits at an exponential rate. "I can't let this insanity proceed any further," I thought.

As I was often called a computer genius, I was confident at the time that I could get rid of the virus with my own two hands. I tried numerous things: restarting the computer, pressing random keys on the keyboard, throwing the mouse across the room, and even flipping an orange switch on the back of the tower and turning the computer back on. My efforts were all in vain; the virus persisted, and my gigabits were running slower than ever! "This cannot be! What is this!? I've never once seen such a vicious virus in my entire life!" I was dumbfounded that I, a computer genius, was unable to remove the virus using the methods I described. Upon coming to terms with my failure, I decided to take my computer to a PC repair shop for repair.

I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

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Re:bada (1)

gl4ss (559668) | about 2 years ago | (#40367145)

it may be crap, but it's still there. the fucking stupid summary and article....

anyhow, it's still selling more than windows phone.

Fork Meego! (5, Interesting)

simplexion (1142447) | about 2 years ago | (#40364783)

Forking Meego would be cool.

FORK YEAH! (0)

ifwm (687373) | about 2 years ago | (#40366063)

Yeah, it would be forking awesome! Samsung would be the biggest forking company in the world!

Steve Jobs would be rolling in his forking grave!! IT WOULD BE FORKING INCREDIBLE!!!

Re:FORK YEAH! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366321)

Why would Steve Jobs be rolling in his grave? Did he write Meego or something?

Re:Fork Meego! (2)

Tellarin (444097) | about 2 years ago | (#40366403)

I definitely agree with this. Having more focus, Meego would get great pretty quickly. If Nokia's N9 progress from PR1 to the current version is any indication... And it was only half-Meego.

Re:Fork Meego! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40367301)

Hope you guys realise that plain MeeGo doesn't have the N9's awesome swipe UI.

Meego v2? (3, Interesting)

gbjbaanb (229885) | about 2 years ago | (#40364803)

So Samsung has the rump of Meego in the form of Tizen... surely 3rd time lucky will give us the phone OS that will take mobile computing a huge step forward this time?

Mind you, they might just push Bada as well, and end up being the new Nokia.

Any Idiot Can Do This (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40364891)

According to the Brookings Institute, if you follow 3 simple (stupid simple) rules you will have a 98% chance of never living in poverty.
The rules are:

1. Complete at least a high school education. No-charge public schooling means you CAN do this, no excuses.
2. After your education, get a job, any job. Stay at the job until a better one comes along. Harder to do these days but easier when you're not too proud to do service work or manual labor.
3. Don't get pregnant or become a father until you are married and at least 21 years old. No excuses there. We all know how babies happen. You can choose not to have them or not to have them yet. Ladies, get a bungee cord and put it around you knees if you just can't control yourself. Gentlemen, they're called rubbers, use them. Or abstain if you think you can but have a fucking back-up plan if this is your main plan because shit happens and this is important.

The 2% who wind up in poverty anyway are what you call "down on your luck". It makes perfect sense to have a safety net for those. There are more than 2% of people in poverty and that's because they make terrible decisions. Why is it so "offensive" to say so? You gotta get over your prissy little "wah cry cry I don't like how that sounds" and face reality if you want to actually get more people out of poverty. If you can't do that you are part of the problem.

Re:Any Idiot Can Do This (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365325)

You're confusing some issues. Everything you list gives people an advantage over those that don't. If everyone did them they would no longer give you an advantage It would be unlikely to affect the unemployment rate if everyone did this.

I also wonder where you get the 2% figure for being acceptable. It's okay for 2% to be down on their luck but not 3%. Not 5% or 10%? You seem to be suggesting that these 3 rules will somehow mean that we need exactly 98% of the workforce to produce what we consume (not counting imports/exports). It doesn't appear you've really given this a lot of thought. In the same way the financial system needs liquidity to be healthy a labor market does as well. A 2% unemployment rate would make for a very static labor market which means the economy couldn't move much. Everything I've read suggests a 4-6% unemployment rate may be ideal.

Posting AC because I am off-topic and feeding a troll. I've effectively gone ahead and modded my comment down 1.

Re:Any Idiot Can Do This (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365969)

"Posting AC because I am off-topic and a troll. I've effectively gone ahead and modded my comment down 1"

1) fyp

2) thanks for saving me a mod point, cause you're a troll

Re:Meego v2? (1)

iluvcapra (782887) | about 2 years ago | (#40364919)

surely 3rd time lucky will give us the phone OS that will take mobile computing a huge step forward this time?

They aren't looking for the step forward, they're just looking for the thing that Works and takes them off of Google's update schedule and in a better position to compete strategically with the iOS ecosystem. It's also quite possible they just want to have a loaded gun pointed at Google, ready to fire if they ever got the whiff that Google was using Android on Motorola to attack their handset business.

90% of bringing a viable mobile ecosystem to market is having a Facebook and Twitter app, a way to buy songs and a way to stream Netflix, a mapping system and some sandbox you can run HTML5 apps in. That's not hard to deliver, webOS was just that and had a great reputation -- the toughest part is picking your networks and partners and making sure you get the good end of the deal.

Re:Meego v2? (1)

Grishnakh (216268) | about 2 years ago | (#40365089)

Trying to do WebOS (or something like it) at this point is rather dumb, IMO. There's only room for so many mobile OSes, and one of the main drivers is the apps. We already have iOS, Android, RIM/Blackberry (which is dying), Symbian (which is almost dead), and WindowsPhone7 (which isn't doing very well). App developers are naturally only going to target the most popular platforms, as many years of Windows (on the desktop) has shown us; trying to open up Yet Another Mobile App Store simply isn't going to go over very well, probably worse than WP7.

However, I don't think it'd be all that hard to fork Android and customize it some more; heck, Android is already heavily customized by the handset makers; that's one of the reasons it's so attractive to OEMs. As long as the fork still has access to the Google Play store and can run Android apps (mainly by running Dalvik), it doesn't seem to be a big problem to me. Android is open-source, after all, so it seems to be much more sensible for an OEM that's already using Android to just stick with that and customize it even further, perhaps with a fork if they're having some problems with Google, than to abandon all that and go off on their own with an entirely different OS.

Re:Meego v2? (4, Informative)

Microlith (54737) | about 2 years ago | (#40364991)

Samsung has the rump of Meego in the form of Tizen

There's nothing MeeGo about Tizen. Some existing projects from Intel might make their way in, but nothing of MeeGo proper is present. As it stands, Tizen is just SLP made public with investment from Intel and more public than LiMo (albeit without any sort of community input that I can see.)

Other than that, the current Tizen push to have no native software at all, focusing entirely on HTML5 software (which, in the face of Android and iOS support for native development is suicide.) As someone who attended the Tizen summit in San Francisco back in May, this has greatly discouraged me and sharply tempered my interest in the platform. I'll keep my ears open and fiddle with my reference unit, but it looks like I'm stuck with my N900 for yet more time until something drops that can actually replace it (hopefully giving me the option of root that I want.)

Re:Meego v2? (1)

ifiwereasculptor (1870574) | about 2 years ago | (#40365127)

Other than that, the current Tizen push to have no native software at all, focusing entirely on HTML5 software (which, in the face of Android and iOS support for native development is suicide.)

I don't see other option, though. Once a platform is dominant, it gets a bit harder to end the vicious circle of no programs, therefore no users, therefore no programs... see Windows. RIM and Nokia were kings, Apple came and made a much, much better platform. Then iOS became quite ubiquitous, and Android was a genius move. If any one manufacturer came up with a new platform, it would have to be way, way better than iOS for users and developers to make a leap of faith together, agood enough to beat Apple on the hype game. Very unlikely. But as they all sort of united, then it became a very good idea to code for Android as its huge adoption was foreseeable. Now, to try and beat Android on user base, you could use HTML5 - code once for pretty much every device.

Re:Meego v2? (1)

gbjbaanb (229885) | about 2 years ago | (#40367299)

true, you can just port Apache Cordova to every device, but that does pre-supposed an OS with hooks that can e accessed from that platform.

One thing to note: I have an app on my Android system that shows ad networks, but will also show the dev tool used - and a very large number of the games I have are all using the NDK. I don't think that's coincidence, so a native system will be required, if not at first and if not for all apps.

iOS started life running HTML and js, now it's native only. Anddroid started with Java, now it too has native. Windows phone 8 is rumoured to prefer native, but we'll see how that goes.

Re:Meego v2? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365783)

Other than that, the current Tizen push to have no native software at all, focusing entirely on HTML5 software (which, in the face of Android and iOS support for native development is suicide.)

I saw in one of the conference PDF's that they're going to support native code via NSAPI plugins, so your app package has a .so file in it that gives you native access through javascript hooks. That's (I think) how they were able to do the whiz-bang 3d photo browser demo.

post 1.0 (1)

rzr (898397) | about 2 years ago | (#40364805)

I am wondering if other phone vendors will adopt it ? like on recent intel x86 mobiles phones ?

SuperAMOLED+ (3, Informative)

PhrostyMcByte (589271) | about 2 years ago | (#40364869)

So long as Samsung continues to be the sole producer of phones with SuperAMOLED+ screens, they've got my dollar secured. I'd much rather have those deep blacks than a Retina screen.

Of course if I was an Android user, I may be worried about Samsung creating their own fork which is almost guaranteed to be worse than vanilla. They may end up driving more users away with this than they'd gain.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

sanosuke001 (640243) | about 2 years ago | (#40364893)

I have a Galaxy Nexus and the screen does look like (pentile is still noticeable when very close up) but unfortunately, burn-in is an issue. my old Droid X I had pandora playing with the screen auto-off disabled and had no problems; with the OLED screen on the galaxy nexus, pandora has burned in, unfortunately. Either fix that in the screens (and get rid of pentile), or I won't be getting another samsung phone.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365001)

How long have you used that? I have a year-old Galaxy SII and I see no issues with the OLED at all, although I have tune-in radio on all the time.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

amRadioHed (463061) | about 2 years ago | (#40366107)

Honestly, I'm curious why do you care about pentile display? My Galaxy Nexus looks absolutely fine for all uses. Maybe you can see a difference under a microscope but that's just going out of you way to find something to be unhappy about.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

dudpixel (1429789) | about 2 years ago | (#40366415)

I wonder how many people would eagerly go for a non-pentile version and then complain that the battery life is not as good as the pentile version? or complain that the colours deteriorate over time (that was samsung's claim)?

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

NorQue (1000887) | about 2 years ago | (#40367059)

That's because the subpixel density is high enough with the Galaxy Nexus. On my previous cellphone (Nexus One) and a friends Galaxy S the AMOLEDs Pentile matrix looked atrocious.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

Custard Horse (1527495) | about 2 years ago | (#40367211)

On my previous cellphone (Nexus One) and a friends Galaxy S the AMOLEDs Pentile matrix looked atrocious.

You say "atrocious" but is that an overstatement? The degree of variance between a selection of phones in the same class e.g. HTC Desire HD, Samsung Galaxy II, iPhone 4, is not that wide.

There is merit in the argument over battery usage but berating one screen over another is nit-picking at best.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (0, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40364989)

HERPA DERP

Buys a phone based on "black levels", has a crumby LCD TV at home.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365421)

Yep. I would switch straight to HTC the minute Samsung move away from vanilla android. Fragmentation is not what android needs.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365481)

Unless they hire a bunch of the top guys from XDA, their software will continue to be absolute shyte no one wants on their phone :(

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (4, Informative)

Miamicanes (730264) | about 2 years ago | (#40366727)

> Unless they hire a bunch of the top guys from XDA, their software will continue to be absolute shyte no one wants on their phone :(

You mean, like the guy behind Cyanogen? He's been a Samsung employee for about a year now. It's not a coincidence that Samsung has suddenly become one of the first-ported platforms for new versions of Cyanogen. Hiring him was a brilliant move for Samsung, because it allowed them to outsource the long-term development of their phone operating system for EOL'ed phones to an army of highly-skilled unpaid volunteers. Since he's an official Samsung employee, they can even let him have access to sourcecode, SDKs, and datasheets that companies like Qualcomm won't allow them to release to the general public. Thus, when a new version of Android gets released, he can personally churn out a new kerneland kernel modules for everything Samsung has soucecode access to within a matter of days He doesn't have time to indiscriminately REWRITE much beyond a few carefully-chosen phone models, but for any task that mainly comes down to dropping in the new kernel source and running make, Samsung phones are literally weeks to months ahead of HTC phones now.

That said, it's a good thing Samsung doesn't lock bootloaders and has Cyanogen's founder working for them, because their own in-house operating system development efforts have historically sucked donkey dick. Sprint's history of Samsung phones is littered with the corpses of unloved phones released with operating systems that were already considered old the PREVIOUS YEAR. The SPH-i300 shipped with PalmOS 3.5... when all the new apps at Palmgear needed 4. The SPH-i500 shipped with glorious 4.1, when all the new apps at Palmgear needed 5. Every phone had the potential to be great, but ended up getting ruined by arriving a year late and a few excessively value-engineered dollars short of tolerability.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1, Troll)

JackAxe (689361) | about 2 years ago | (#40365697)

Well, going by Apple's own marketing -- which is constantly changing -- the SuperAMOLED+ found on Android devices also have a Retina display.

Since the new non-upgradeable MacBook Pros only have a 220 PPI screen and Apple has proudly labeled them Retina, pretty much every Android phone on the market -- including my old Nexus One -- and most BlackBerry phones are eligible for this Retina moniker that makes so many iPhone guys feel special.

Even when Apple released the newer New newest iPad 3 ( Whatever it's called? ) with its 260 PPI screen, most other phones on the market now had a PPI high enough to be considered Retina happy. So when it comes down to it, many Android phones had Retina displays before Apple's own phones.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365751)

Sigh. Why do you trolls always ignore the distance thing. My laptop is a different distance from my face than my phone or a tablet...

Get a life and stop being a bitter ignorant troll.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

exomondo (1725132) | about 2 years ago | (#40365837)

Sigh. Why do you trolls always ignore the distance thing. My laptop is a different distance from my face than my phone or a tablet...

I'm not saying i agree with the guy you replied to but i tend to have them all at about the same distance. Do you really hold your phone closer to your face than a tablet? If your eyes are so bad that you need to do that then a retina display probably makes no difference anyway. If i'm sitting down with a tablet it sits about as far from my eyes as a laptop screen does when i'm using that.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366255)

Sigh. Why do you trolls always ignore the distance thing.

FWIW that's exactly what Apple did when they compared the iPad resolution to a HD TV.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

JackAxe (689361) | about 2 years ago | (#40366309)

I imagine you're currently festering in your own rage as you let your own biased and quite ignorant outlook on life skew the reality of things. How does that nerve feel that I hit? Or has the saliva that's frothed out of your mouth soothed it?

Why don't you bother being more constructive on Slashdot instead resorting to name calling? Has your frontal lobe not developed yet? You do know that you can post without checking Anonymous Coward? Right?

BTW, I'm from the Apple generation that came before the Think Different campaign. It's apparent that you're not. I'm going to assume that prior to being hyped about Retina displays by Apple's marketing machine, you didn't know jack about PPI, let alone DPI; and in this case, welcome to last century.

As an Apple guy, I can recall a time I liked discussing various tech ( Apple, MS, whatever ) with other nerds; well I still do, but definitely not with this newer generation of Apple zealots that prior to iOS couldn't give one care about this fruity company; they tend to not offer anything constructive outside of what they've been taught to parrot.

Re:SuperAMOLED+ (1)

Vintermann (400722) | about 2 years ago | (#40367883)

Of course if I was an Android user, I may be worried about Samsung creating their own fork which is almost guaranteed to be worse than vanilla.

It's a bit premature to worry about that, isn't it? Right now, Samsung is one of the better Android citizens. Let's punish them when/if they stop being that, not based on cynicism about what we think they will do.

Choosing the tight margins on their (unquestionably superior) hardware, is akin to choosing the tight margins of open source software rather than lock-in of proprietary software. It's a brave choice to customers' benefit.

Strange comments from the article (3, Informative)

cpu6502 (1960974) | about 2 years ago | (#40364875)

- "Do you actually have anything of substance to write? This says 'slow news day by a lazy writer' all over the place to me."
- "It's click bait, something to get his numbers up and make it seem like he is being productive."

The article was interesting enough to make slashdot. (shrug)

The article was interesting enough to make slashdo (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365727)

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... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (5, Insightful)

grcumb (781340) | about 2 years ago | (#40364921)

Exec 1: Congratulations! Between you and Apple, you have utter dominance in the mobile market! You're also more profitable than every other Android manufacturer in the world!

Exec 2: We are? Quick, stop what we're doing! Change everything! It's the only way we'll continue this success!

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (2)

lexman098 (1983842) | about 2 years ago | (#40365229)

That may seem like what's happening, but in the telecom business you need to keep innovating and changing up or you'll get left behind.

RIM had utter dominance once.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365441)

And developing their own software is not the way to do it. Android fork maybe, but they still will be killing themselves with that by not being able to access the Play Store. They might be able to release with the Amazon store on there, but if they try going with their own app-store, they're screwed. It's about an ecosystem. Smartphones these days are not just about the device, but also the software you can run on them. If your device don't have the ability to play lots of the brand new games and apps all the cool kids are talking about (look at how long Instagram took to come over to android), then you won't get many takers.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

Patch86 (1465427) | about 2 years ago | (#40367177)

Samsung suffer from some serious product schizophrenia sometimes (in a similar way as do Google). They have a successful and highly entrenched Android division. They also have Tizen development under way, and they have their own smartphone OS, Bada, as well as proprietary no=name OS' for feature phones. They even used to develop for Symbian.

Android is working for them; it would be suicide to abandon it for yet another new OS now, just as they've taken the lead.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365491)

At one point a few years ago, you could have said the same of Nokia and RIM. They kept on doing what they were doing and look where they are at now.

If they've learned anything it's that current success doesn't necessarily equate to future success so it's best to have a contingency plan.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (2)

rgbrenner (317308) | about 2 years ago | (#40365557)

That is SO insightful. I'm glad the mods agreed with you.

RIM used to be the most profitable, biggest smartphone manufacturer in the world.

They followed your advice, and now they are even bigger than before.

Oh wait...

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

grcumb (781340) | about 2 years ago | (#40365635)

RIM used to be the most profitable, biggest smartphone manufacturer in the world.

Look, I'll be the first person to admit that there's a lot of dynamism in this market and that change management is essential to the mid-term survival of any player. But what's being suggested here is that Samsung, who have succeeded with their Android phones, and who have better margins than any other Android handset maker, should fundamentally change their process simply because other companies have been successful with other approaches.

I'm not arguing for complacence or stagnation, I'm saying that there's no real incentive for them to commit to fundamental changes in their processes at this point in time.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

rgbrenner (317308) | about 2 years ago | (#40365833)

You're assuming that Samsung is full of retards. There's a chance that you are right, but more likely they: if they think their OS is any good, they will launch phones with their OS __ IN ADDITION TO __ their Android phones.

If people like SamsungOS (fat chance.. but just go along with it).. Samsung will have 1 more advantage over other manufacturers. Right now they can only differentiate themselves using the hardware.. with their own OS they'll have hardware + software.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

rgbrenner (317308) | about 2 years ago | (#40365845)

and there's the lock-in part... if consumers prefer SamsungOS, they can't just go to another manufacturer like they can with Android.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

hey! (33014) | about 2 years ago | (#40366313)

The only thing that's more foolish than ignoring the past is expecting the past to repeat itself. Circumstances matter. Differences in capabilities matter. Timing matters. Why did Apple succeed with tablets where Microsoft failed? All three.

You can find instances to support either end of this stick: companies who failed to get out of an eroding business in time, and those that neglected what they were good at and got lost in markets they weren't equipped to enter.

Armchair strategists like to spin scenarios from very superficial knowledge of the facts, and so manage to produce "strategies" that are at once fanciful, yet unimaginative, like futurists of the late 19th C who thought in a hundred years people would commute to their jobs in the city by airship. Real strategy requires brain-cracking gymnastics where you sweat the details while tying to keep hold of the big picture.

It seems to me that Samsung's strategic position is flexible. They're differentiating themselves on a software platform that is open. Their relationship to Google may sour after the Motorola deal, but they have the option of forking Android if need be. Meanwhile they're working on using software to differentiate their offerings from other hardware vendors, which positions them well to differentiate an Android fork or entirely new OS if that is in the cards. It won't be totally untested waters for them, they'll have valuable experience and maybe even customer loyalty if their offerings are good enough. But they don't *have* to burn their bridges yet (including customer access to Google's App marketplace).Dipping their toe into software gives them a stronger bargaining position with Google without forcing anyone's hand.

So it seems to me they've taken a reasonable position in a very competitive market. Where they should go from here, I don't know and can't know. It is possible even Samsung is not entirely sure if we're talking two or three years out -- they'd need a crystal ball to tell them what their competitors and current allies are going to do. It would probably be prudent for them to be doing contingency planning and some preparation for the Google relationship going sour, but to do so quietly.

Re:... Because ALL Geese Lay Golden Eggs. Right? (1)

wvmarle (1070040) | about 2 years ago | (#40367465)

I agree. The summary doesn't make sense. Razor-thin hardware margins? That's not Samsung, but the people that put together those phones for Samsung. No-one ever says the same about Apple, for example, while Apple also designs their own hardware.

Samsung's margin should be better thanks to using Android. Must be far cheaper to maintain their own brand of Android than to maintain a complete mobile OS, plus they have access to the enormous existing app market. The profit is in the design and marketing of the device, and that's what Samsung is doing quite well. They're also designing and making their own chips, this is usually also a quite profitable business - simply because they own the design to those chips.

Let's hope not... (4, Interesting)

Nemyst (1383049) | about 2 years ago | (#40364935)

Now I can honestly say that I like Samsung's hardware a lot. I have a HDTV from them and I own a Nexus S. The build quality's always solid, the designs are nice and the phone screens are lavish.

However, Samsung's never seemed to me to be even remotely competent with software. TouchWiz has been described as anything from mediocre to disastrous, especially now that Android's default UI (with ICS) is fairly sleek. Unless they have plans to entirely scrap that and hire a better software team, I don't see how they can expect to actually fork Android. They'd either lose on all the Google-provided updates or have to have an extensive integration process every time a new version comes out. This might work with revisions, but large changes (like say, the jump from Gingerbread/Honeycomb to ICS) would require tremendous amounts of work for little benefit, in the end. Not following the lead set by Google would mean trailing in API implementation, having to maintain their own development kits and tools, and probably fracturing the environment with them sticking out like a sore thumb. Android app devs already have enough of a headache supporting three concurrent OS versions.

They're better off taking advantage of Google's platform. I doubt they'll change it much with the Motorola acquisition, which was in large part a land grab in the patent war. At worst, Samsung will lose their privileged Nexus maker status, which while important in terms of image doesn't translate into that many sales.

Re:Let's hope not... (1)

raster (13531) | about 2 years ago | (#40365173)

tizen is worked on by a totally different software team - unrelated to android or bada. note though, it's still the same ui designers.

Re:Let's hope not... (4, Interesting)

Nerdfest (867930) | about 2 years ago | (#40365279)

Didn't they hire the lead dev from CyanogenMod? One outstanding developer can go a very long way to improving your product.

Re:Let's hope not... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366797)

The Android code base is huge and so are OEM companies. One good dev gives you one good feature.

Re:Let's hope not... (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366961)

Precisely... why have CyanogenMod on the team if you're not going to go full tilt into Android possibilities?

Re:Let's hope not... (1)

gl4ss (559668) | about 2 years ago | (#40367183)

..only if his changesets get pushed through..

if it takes 20 meetings and 5 subcontractors to agree on it..

Re:Let's hope not... (1)

RivenAleem (1590553) | about 2 years ago | (#40367749)

Yeah, but Cyanogen was all cool because you had to root your phone and load it up. You were rebelling and being all hipster. Now if Cyanogen is simply par for the course of a Samsung phone, everybody will lose interest.

Re:Let's hope not... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365337)

At worst, Samsung will lose their privileged Nexus maker status, which while important in terms of image doesn't translate into that many sales.

I think it does translate into sales. If you have the first device with the newest operating system, that translates to a lot of free marketing for your product...

Re:Let's hope not... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366025)

My hope is that they move towards a phone with Cyanogenmod, rather than the crap that others seem to build and slap on their phones. After all Cyanogen works for Samsung now. It is unfortunate that we have to come up with creative hacks to get the crap off our phones.

Re:Let's hope not... (5, Informative)

thegarbz (1787294) | about 2 years ago | (#40367323)

However, Samsung's never seemed to me to be even remotely competent with software.

This is an understatement. Samsung aren't only experts in pushing buggy software a lot of their results end up being blatant rip-offs of other software. They have three notable WTF-were-they-thinking moments:

- Touchwiz: This has to be the least stable launcher I have every experienced on a phone. It was slow, jerky, used a lot of memory (By Samsung's own admission Touchwiz is why the the old Galaxy S won't get ICS because the hardware is underpowered... which is news to me since I already run ICS), and cloned much of the early elements from Apple.

- Keis: A blatant rip-off attempt at iTunes which is slower (hard to believe I know) and is horrendously broken. I've never plugged a Samsung phone in and been able to apply an update without issue. The most recent attempt at upgrading a Galaxy S II resulted in an error message entirely written in Korean. The consensus seems to be that it's much safer to perform a firmware upgrade by hacking around with tarballs and a complicated flashing utility than it is to simply hit one button in the manufacturer's own software.

- RFS (resulting in a horrendous Galaxy S experience): Let's take an old file system, attach a journal to it, put a second file allocation table in it for redundancy, and then name it RobustFS and claim it was specifically designed for NAND memory. Oh while we're at it we'll write the worlds slowest kernel driver for it too. This file system and its implementation resulted in Android actually force closing apps because the OS thought they took so long accessing the file system that they locked up. It was a problem in Android 2.1 and 2.2 ... AND 2.3 despite some hundreds of firmware releases around the world between these versions. Yet the xda-developers solved the issue in a really short time period and now searching "Lag-fix galaxy s" on Google returns some 600000 hits.

Yeah I fully see Samsung having success with their own OS /sarcasm

"Google-Motorola" (1)

The Archon V2.0 (782634) | about 2 years ago | (#40364953)

Is this gonna be another Wintel thing? Because I can't think of a good portmanteau. Gooola? Motogle? Androla? Mandroid? Motoroid? (Wow, that last one sounds horrific.)

Re:"Google-Motorola" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365145)

Really? Motoroid was the only one I really cared for.

Re:"Google-Motorola" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365233)

Motoroogle?

Re:"Google-Motorola" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365273)

Moogle, though Square-Enix may have something to say about that.

Re:"Google-Motorola" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365719)

Did you mean: squenix

Re:"Google-Motorola" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40367425)

Googola

Really? (1)

funkylovemonkey (1866246) | about 2 years ago | (#40365019)

I really don't understand. While other manufacturers like HTC have been working to reduce the footprint of their UI over Android, Samsung wants to increase it? I have a Galaxy Nexus and I absolutely love it. But I wouldn't have bought it if it had included their old Touchwiz UI which generally was considered the worst out of the three major manufacturers. Vanilla ICS is a great experience and leaps leaps over previous versions. However the new UI on the Galaxy III looks even more intrusive and has pretty much generated nothing but mocking on Android fan sites. It seems as if Samsung is taking a step back. And while the Google/Motorola thing might be on their minds, Google has done nothing but signal that the deal is about patents and Motorola won't be favored. Most recently this has been signaled by the fact that they want to open the Nexus program to all manufacturers rather then doing what they've done in the past and just picking one.

Ah, that explains a bit. (1)

Nethead (1563) | about 2 years ago | (#40365179)

Now I know why I installed another 200 VoIP phones in Samsung's Bellevue, Washington offices.

Makes no sense (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40365209)

Samsung wants to make their own OS, which will be miles behind iOS, or Android, in applications. And this will be a hot seller, why? Consider windows, webos, blackberry playbook; all decent OSes, where are they now?

The "razor thin hardware margins" makes no sense either. Samsung will not be able to sell their phones, or tablets, for more because they have a different OS (that has way less apps).

Samsung will not even be able to avoid msft/apple patent trolling.

Re:Makes no sense (1)

ozmanjusri (601766) | about 2 years ago | (#40366679)

Samsung wants to make their own OS, which will be miles behind iOS, or Android, in applications.

Davlik is open source, reasonably compact and is being tested in the forges of patent law.

Samsung could add it to their own OS to maintain compatibility with Android Apps.

Samsungs own fork eh? (1)

AbRASiON (589899) | about 2 years ago | (#40365431)

This is excellent news! I love my Galaxy S3 and I will be sure to put my dollars towards HTC in the future if this occurs. Ensuring a competitive marketplace.
I have 0 interest in one manufacturers own fork, I'm done with that.

First support your phones (3, Informative)

MeNeXT (200840) | about 2 years ago | (#40365915)

For some of us who have older S's (1.5 years) Samsung needs to support their phones like Apple does. Get us the updates.

If you need to look at how well Samsung can fail in their own software look at Kies. Poor platform support apart from Windows. Poor older phone support. Come on Samusung get with the big boys. Not everyone can upgrade every year. remind us why we should be loyal.

Re:First support your phones (1)

ifiwereasculptor (1870574) | about 2 years ago | (#40366667)

They really should. It's plain and simple laziness, since a GHz processor and 512Mb of RAM should handle ICS like a champ. Meanwhile, there's http://www.cyanogenmod.com/devices/samsung-galaxy-s [cyanogenmod.com]

Not hard at all to install and better in every way than any official update - more configurability, less bloat, better defaults, less reliant on hacky apps to correct shit that should work properly in the first place (WiFi keep alive, call slider etc.)..

Unix Redux (2)

NicknamesAreStupid (1040118) | about 2 years ago | (#40366109)

So, why is this not going to wind-up like Unix? Because, frankly, the parallels are amazing --

OLD ------ NEW(???)

AT&T ------ Google

POSIX/C2 ------ SE Android

IBM AIX, SunOS, DEC Ultrix, et al ------ Samsung Galaxy, LG Optimus, HTC EVO, et al

BSD ------ BSDroid (no shit: http://bsdroid.org/ [bsdroid.org]

webOS (1)

HP-UX'er (211124) | about 2 years ago | (#40366177)

Since HP has open sourced webOS (or in the works anyways), that would be a great platform for Samsung to build on, to piss off Google, Apple, and Microsoft...

pride before fall (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366297)

problem: we need to make more money on our phones.
solution: get rid of the OS that is constantly being updated for free by a company that knows how to do s/w development and pay to do the same thing ourselves, only much worse.

What idiotic hubris. Samsung dont know anything about writing s/w they are a h/w company. Suicide.

Why would samsung do this? (1)

Cutting_Crew (708624) | about 2 years ago | (#40366405)

everyone i know just wipes it and loads up the android stock Ice Cream Sandwich(currently) and loads the software they want.

No, please no (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40366853)

Every single piece of software branded 'samsung' is pure and utter crap.
Kies ? (cause you know, you need 3D accelerated directX to flash your firmware. Seriously the reason Kies does not work in a VM is because of some obscure 3D primitive)
TouchWiz ? (graphic shell on the phones. cause you know, I like my app menu to ressemble swiss cheese after removing an app)
Samsung App Store ? (yeah update yourself consuming my precious 3G. I need you to give me the non-functional ugly overpriced apps that already have an equivalent on Google Play).
Also let's be geniuses. Instead of perfectly working and tested filesystems like say ext4, let's use an obscure and proprietary filesystem (RFS) that make anything
laggy and lame (ok the intention is good. presumably its tailored for flash devices and offers a fat32 compatibility layer, but that seem pointless. I've had cheap usb keys as well as middle-price SSD using ext4 for years and I still need to see one wear out. It's not like samsung expect its phones to last 10 years anyway).

Note that all of the above are not buggy. They suck by design. I understand that their hardware is so good that cripling it with crappy software is their only way to be fair to the other phone makers but still...
(I'm not mentioning Odin since it's leaked software and presumably, unreliably flahsing phones is what they like to do internally on week-ends).

Razor thin margin? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 2 years ago | (#40367815)

"we'll stick to razor-thin hardware margins"

Samsung is nowhere close to a razor thing margin with their phones.

First of all the price of a samsung phone is quite close from the price of an Iphone. But there is a major difference, Apple is assembling part from different manufacturers where Samsung is using their own chips wherever possible. So they get every bit of margin that you can get from selling a phone (maring from the screen, the CPU, etc.), and this is nowhere thin.

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