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ICANN Names New CEO, Will Pay Him $800,000 To Run the Internet

Soulskill posted more than 2 years ago | from the i-just-be-he-cann dept.

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darthcamaro writes "ICANN has officially hired a new CEO to replace the Rob Beckstom. ICANN industry unknown Fadi Chehade is taking the top job — but there is a catch. He can't start for another 90 days, even though ICANN has been looking for a new CEO for months. Even better is Chehade's salary. ICANN will pay him $800,000 a year. Is the CEO of ICANN one of the highest paying jobs in the Internet governance landscape?"

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Hey, I'll do it for half that. (2)

dgatwood (11270) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417477)

I can't imagine I'm the only one.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (2, Funny)

youn (1516637) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417643)

I'd definitely do it for half than that ... but if they insist on paying me 800k, I will not complain lol

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417733)

Or hire a woman and pay her $616,000.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

K. S. Kyosuke (729550) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419905)

You modern misogynist! What happened to the gool old 666?

half is the bribe (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417915)

half is the bribe

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (3, Insightful)

Nashville Guy (585073) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418177)

Do you know how to run it? Seriously, everyone here has an opinion but do you have the expertise to run it? In a way that would make everyone happy and that would be net neutral and that would satisfy politics? In the real world? In a way that would allow Nepal to bitch and China to still express an opinion and have both the Dalai Lama and the Chinese Premier ready to come visit you at your house for drinks and a round of golf with you and Bill Murray?

Bitch about $800k all you want, but at $400k I think we get a $400k run internet. Pay for performance is a world-wide metric. Do I want someone to do it for free? No, because that is what I will get in return. Open source it? Ok, which nation gets to run THAT? Anarchy? No thanks.

The internet is not utopia. It is actually, however, the one resource no world power controls. RIAA and MPAA and a lot of other corporate powers would like to control it, a lot of nations would like to control it, but for $800k I am happy to let someone run one part of it who (a) Knows what he is doing and (b) makes enough doing so that bribery is not a major source of income.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418569)

My thoughts exactly. I run a company that affects approx. 1/10000000 of the people. I get paid about 1/8 of his salary. This is not an unreasonable amount of pay (for either of us), and I actually think he is underpaid.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418657)

Would I be perfect? Probably not.

Would I blackmail legitimate companies with .xxx domains then open up a spammer land-grab with .whogivesashit? Certainly not.

Thank god ICANN does "run the internet" like a CEO controls a company. The internet thrives in spite of all this bullshit.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

jmerlin (1010641) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418989)

I wouldn't hire someone who is an expert DBA, expert front-end and back-end developer, expert IT in every operating system ever made, and a professional athlete, too. I don't expect such a person exists, so putting a price-tag of $5,000,000/yr on that position is ridiculous. If the job entails a lot of work in different fields such that it's difficult to find a single person capable of doing every task, you split it up. It's the same reason you don't encapsulate tens of thousands of lines of unrelated code into a single function (it has no purpose, at that point). Honestly, that position has very little responsibilities from the perspective of most IT professionals who actually do anything domain-related. It's purely administrative. That's why we're upset at $800K. It's pretty clear the ICANN is just a money-making machine and the people at the top of it are cashing out big time without being required to actually think (hence: gTLDs and cooperation with the government to censor individuals).

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

TheRaven64 (641858) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419481)

Run it perfectly? No. Run it better than it has been run for the last few years? I can think of about 100 people off the top of my head that could do that...

The screwing of asses is rape to my ears! (-1, Troll)

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Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

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Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (2, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419485)

Bitch about $800k all you want, but at $400k I think we get a $400k run internet.

Indeed, back when the internet was free of commercial interests ICANN was not needed, as people could (and would) get stuff done because they wanted to, for no charge.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

GPLHost-Thomas (1330431) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419547)

Do you know how to run it? Seriously, everyone here has an opinion but do you have the expertise to run it? In a way that would make everyone happy and that would be net neutral and that would satisfy politics? In the real world? In a way that would allow Nepal to bitch and China to still express an opinion and have both the Dalai Lama and the Chinese Premier ready to come visit you at your house for drinks and a round of golf with you and Bill Murray?

Hell, yes I'd do it better. It wouldn't be hard to. Currently, the TLD thing shows how corrupt the system is. And I really don't understand why you are talking about WenJiaBao, or the Dalai Lama in the same sentence when we are talking about ICANN: you must have smoked weed or something. But when we're at it: that's the problem, politics should not be involved in something that should stay neutral.

Bitch about $800k all you want, but at $400k I think we get a $400k run internet. Pay for performance is a world-wide metric. Do I want someone to do it for free? No, because that is what I will get in return.

At the beginning of the Internet, it wasn't run by a company, and it was working well. The way ICANN runs things, and how much it is sold to the cause of super corporations and corrupt government goes together with such outrageous salary, so I'm not surprised. Oh, and by the way, what's so hard in distributing/assigning a bunch of numbers to the world, and a bunch of words in the alphabet? Nothing technically hard to do in my book. I hope you will agree with that at least.

Open source it? Ok, which nation gets to run THAT? Anarchy? No thanks.

The ICANN isn't a software, I don't understand why you are talking about open source here. By the way, for the moment, it's USA gets all, and it's not fair, so yes, change would anyway go in the right direction. I don't think that anyone wants anarchy, but a say in whats going on.

The internet is not utopia.

It doesn't have to be one, but if at least, it could escape the control of big corps and gets back to the hands of the people, that'd be a great thing.

It is actually, however, the one resource no world power controls.

Are you sure of that? Think again please...

RIAA and MPAA and a lot of other corporate powers would like to control it, a lot of nations would like to control it, but for $800k I am happy to let someone run one part of it who (a) Knows what he is doing and (b) makes enough doing so that bribery is not a major source of income.

Do you really think there isn't going to be some lobby trying to push their agenda? Do you confirm that this never happened in the past?

I'm going to cum directly inside your ass! (-1, Troll)

JonesOfIgnorantAsses (2668699) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419821)

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

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The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

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The very next day, I received a phone call from the computer repair shop whilst I was at a local library researching computer viruses. I had stumbled upon a piece of software that appeared to be very promising, and I was about to do more research on it, but seeing as how I required my computer as soon as possible, I decided to put the matter on hold. Upon answering the phone and cheerfully greeting the person on the other end, I was greeted with a high-pitched shriek. Startled, I asked what was wrong. A few moments passed where nothing was said, and suddenly, the person on the other end said to me, in a low voice oozing with paranoia, "Come pick up your computer." They hung up immediately after saying that, and I couldn't help but notice that they sounded as if they were on the verge of tears. I briefly wondered if it was due to stress from work, and then drove to the computer repair shop to acquire my computer.

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Enraged, I tore the building up even further than it already had been in my desperate search for my computer. Eventually I discovered a door leading to an area that was normally only accessible to employees. I entered without hesitation and was met with a long, skinny hallway that a single person would have trouble moving about freely in. I proceeded down the dark hallway and bumped into the body of an employee hanging from a rope tied to something on the ceiling. I screamed, "Not only do you people have the gall to allow my computer to be endangered, but even in death you intend to block my path!?" After finally managing to push aside the worthless obstacle, I traveled down the hallway and came to a small black door. I entered without a moment's notice, and in the middle of the dark and dreary room, I spotted my computer; it was completely unharmed. With a sigh of relief, I picked it up, left the building, and drove home as if nothing of importance had occurred there.

Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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Nearly four months ago, I noticed that my internet connection was very sluggish. Eventually getting fed up with it, I began to seek out software that would speed up the gigabits in my router. After an hour of searching, I found what at first appeared to be a very promising piece of software. Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "This is a fantastic opportunity that I simply can't pass up," I thought. I immediately downloaded the software and began the installation, all the while laughing like a small child. I was highly anticipating a future where the speed of my internet connection would leave everyone else's in the dust.

I was horribly, horribly naive. Immediately upon the completion of the software's installation, various messages popped up on my screen about how I needed to buy software to remove a virus that I wasn't aware I had from a software company I'd never once heard of. The strange software also blocked me from doing anything except buying the software it was advertising. Being that I was a computer whiz (I had taken a computer essentials class in high school that taught me how to use Microsoft Office, and was quite adept at accessing my Facebook account), I was immediately able to conclude that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus, and that it was slowing down my gigabits at an exponential rate. "I can't let this insanity proceed any further," I thought.

As I was often called a computer genius, I was confident at the time that I could get rid of the virus with my own two hands. I tried numerous things: restarting the computer, pressing random keys on the keyboard, throwing the mouse across the room, and even flipping an orange switch on the back of the tower and turning the computer back on. My efforts were all in vain; the virus persisted, and my gigabits were running slower than ever! "This cannot be! What is this!? I've never once seen such a vicious virus in my entire life!" I was dumbfounded that I, a computer genius, was unable to remove the virus using the methods I described. Upon coming to terms with my failure, I decided to take my computer to a PC repair shop for repair.

I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

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JonesOfIgnorantAsses (2668699) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419817)

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A few months ago, I accepted what at first appeared to be a very simple job: remove a virus from someone's computer. Given the fact that I owned a PC repair shop (and I still do) and had over 15 years of experience, I was confident that I could complete the job in a timely manner without any complications along the way. Little did I know, however, that accepting this job would spiral my life into a nightmarish den of anguish and uncertainty.

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Well, to begin, I'm just your average guy. But unlike your average guy, I once had everything anyone could ever want: a gorgeous wife, a beautiful two-story house, an adorable seven year old daughter, a stable job, and a nice salary. Basically, I was living the American dream. None of my needs or wants were left unfulfilled. The family always got along, and everything was perfect.

Until one day, that is. Following one of my routine doctor appointments, my doctor informed me that I had lung cancer and that I only had a few years to live at most. As you can imagine, I was shocked. Not just shocked; I could see all of my hopes and dreams being shattered right before my very eyes. Still, my doctor gave me hope by telling me that there was a chance, however slim, that Chemotherapy and various other things could help me. After speaking with my wife, I decided to receive the treatments.

All was not lost. I still had a perfect family that I could rely on and get emotional support from. I still had hope for the future. I'm a firm believer that you should make the best of things rather than wallow in depression. I had to press on: not just for my sake, but for the sake of my loved ones. But my strong resolve was soon shattered.

The family I thought I could count on betrayed me. My wife, whom I loved deeply, filed for a divorce. She said that she could not handle the emotional trauma of being with someone who had cancer. She apologized profusely, but no matter what I said, I could not change her mind. I screamed, I cried, and I begged her to rethink her decision, but it was all to no avail.

In my madness, I made all kinds of accusations. I said that she was cheating on me, that she never loved me, that she just married me for my money, and various other things. I soon learned, however, that a few of those were more than just baseless accusations. I began stalking her, going through all of her personal possessions, and trying uncover any secrets she may have been keeping. What I discovered horrified me: she had been cheating on me with another man for the past year. She must have been waiting for an opportune time to abandon me for this other man.

When confronted about her betrayal, she screamed at me, told me it was none of my business, told me that I was always a worthless husband, and told me that I was an abusive man. I soon discovered that there was absolutely nothing that I could do. My marriage was in shambles, and by this point, I was on the brink of suicide. The only thing keeping me going was my devotion to my precious daughter.

It wasn't long before I received news from my insurance company that they were getting rid of my coverage. They gave me multitudes of vague and bogus reasons, but anyone could figure out their true reason: they did not want to waste money on a dying man. Naturally, I planned to fight this with every fiber of my being, but I knew it would be a long, drawn out process.

In the span of a year, I went from a very happy man who had everything he wanted to a miserable shell of what I once was. I couldn't take it anymore. Despite the fact that I wanted to remain in this world for the sake of my daughter, I tried committing suicide four times. All four attempts failed. I needed something to take my misery, regret, and anger out on. First I began verbally abusing my daughter. It wasn't long before I began physically abusing her. Sometimes I did it with my bare hands, and other times I used various objects. Beating my daughter soon became my only pleasure. My life had spiraled out of control into a den of anguish, uncertainty, and madness.

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

I cannot even fathom what I was thinking at that time. Soon after attempting to install the so-called anti-virus software, my desktop background image changed into a large red warning sign, warnings about malware began making appearances all over the screen, and a strange program I'd never seen before began nagging me to buy a program to remove the viruses. What should have been obvious previously then became clear to me: that software was a virus. Frustrated by my own stupidity, I began tossing objects around the room and cursing at no one in particular.

After I calmed down, I reluctantly took my computer to a local PC repair shop and steeled myself for the incoming fee. When I entered, I noticed that there were four men working there, and all of them seemed incredibly nice (the shop itself was clean and stylish, too). After I described the situation to them, they gave me a big smile (as if they'd seen and heard it all before), accepted the job, and told me that the computer would be working like new again in a few days. At the time, I was confident that their words held a great degree of truth to them.

The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

Two days later, my phone rang after I returned home from work. I immediately was able to identify the number: it was the PC repair shop's phone number. Once I answered, something strange occurred; the one on the other end of the line spoke, in a small, tormented voice, "Return. Return. Return. Return. Return." No matter what I said to him, he would not stop repeating that one word. Unsettled by this odd occurrence, I traveled to the PC repair shop to find out exactly what happened.

Upon arriving inside the building, I looked upon the shop, which was a shadow of its former self, in shock. There were countless wires all over the floor, smashed computer parts scattered in every direction I looked, fallen shelves on the ground, desks flipped over on the ground, and, to make matters even worse, there was blood splattered all over the wall. Being the reasonable, upstanding, college-educated citizen that I was, I immediately concluded that the current state of the shop was due to none other than an employee's stress from work. I looked around a bit more, spotted three bodies sitting against the wall, and in the middle of the room, I spotted my computer. "Ah. There it is." Directly next to it was the shop's owner, sitting on the ground in the fetal position.

When I questioned him, he kept repeating a single thing again and again: "Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" I could not get him to tell me what was wrong, but after a bit of pondering, I quickly figured out precisely what happened: they were unable to fix my computer like they had promised. Disgusted by their failure, I turned to the shop's owner (who I now noticed had a gun to his head), and spat in his general direction. I then turned my back to him as if I was attempting to say that nothing behind me was worth my attention, and said to him, "Pathetic. Absolutely, positively pathetic. I asked you to do a single thing for me, and yet you failed even at that. Were I you, I'd be disgusted by myself, and I'd probably even take my own life. Such a worthless existence isn't even worthy of receiving my gaze!"

After saying that, I left the shop with my computer as if absolutely nothing had occurred there. And, indeed, there was nothing in that shop that was worthy of my attention. Still understandably disgusted by their inability to fulfill the promise, I said to myself, "I'll have to take this into my own hands." After getting into my car to drive home, I heard a gun shot from inside the repair shop. Being that it originated from the worthless owner of that shop, I promptly decided to ignore it.

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

Soon after making the decision, I drove to a local computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. They greeted me with a smile and stayed attentive the entire time that I was explaining the problem to them. They laughed as if they'd heard it all before, told me that I'm not the only one who has trouble operating computers, and then gave me a date for when the computer would be fixed. Not only had they told me that the computer would be completely repaired in at most two days, but the price for their services was surprisingly low, and to top it all off, they even gave me advice for how to avoid viruses in the future! I left the building feeling confident in my decision to seek professional help and satisfied knowing that such kind-hearted people were the ones doing the job.

The very next day, I received a phone call from the computer repair shop whilst I was at a local library researching computer viruses. I had stumbled upon a piece of software that appeared to be very promising, and I was about to do more research on it, but seeing as how I required my computer as soon as possible, I decided to put the matter on hold. Upon answering the phone and cheerfully greeting the person on the other end, I was greeted with a high-pitched shriek. Startled, I asked what was wrong. A few moments passed where nothing was said, and suddenly, the person on the other end said to me, in a low voice oozing with paranoia, "Come pick up your computer." They hung up immediately after saying that, and I couldn't help but notice that they sounded as if they were on the verge of tears. I briefly wondered if it was due to stress from work, and then drove to the computer repair shop to acquire my computer.

I was positively dismayed upon entering the building. The inside of the computer repair shop looked nothing like the image from my memories. There were broken computer parts scattered throughout the room, ceiling tiles all over the floor, blood splattered in every direction I looked, and even a human toe on the ground. After processing this disturbing information, I began panicking and frantically looking around for my computer. I spotted an employee covered in blood sitting up against the wall, and noticed that his wrists had been slashed open. Thinking quickly, I ran up to him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, shook him around, and began screaming, "Where is it!? Where is my computer!?" After a moment of silence, he passed away, completely shattering my expectations. Such a thing! "What a meaningless individual," I thought.

Enraged, I tore the building up even further than it already had been in my desperate search for my computer. Eventually I discovered a door leading to an area that was normally only accessible to employees. I entered without hesitation and was met with a long, skinny hallway that a single person would have trouble moving about freely in. I proceeded down the dark hallway and bumped into the body of an employee hanging from a rope tied to something on the ceiling. I screamed, "Not only do you people have the gall to allow my computer to be endangered, but even in death you intend to block my path!?" After finally managing to push aside the worthless obstacle, I traveled down the hallway and came to a small black door. I entered without a moment's notice, and in the middle of the dark and dreary room, I spotted my computer; it was completely unharmed. With a sigh of relief, I picked it up, left the building, and drove home as if nothing of importance had occurred there.

Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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Nearly four months ago, I noticed that my internet connection was very sluggish. Eventually getting fed up with it, I began to seek out software that would speed up the gigabits in my router. After an hour of searching, I found what at first appeared to be a very promising piece of software. Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "This is a fantastic opportunity that I simply can't pass up," I thought. I immediately downloaded the software and began the installation, all the while laughing like a small child. I was highly anticipating a future where the speed of my internet connection would leave everyone else's in the dust.

I was horribly, horribly naive. Immediately upon the completion of the software's installation, various messages popped up on my screen about how I needed to buy software to remove a virus that I wasn't aware I had from a software company I'd never once heard of. The strange software also blocked me from doing anything except buying the software it was advertising. Being that I was a computer whiz (I had taken a computer essentials class in high school that taught me how to use Microsoft Office, and was quite adept at accessing my Facebook account), I was immediately able to conclude that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus, and that it was slowing down my gigabits at an exponential rate. "I can't let this insanity proceed any further," I thought.

As I was often called a computer genius, I was confident at the time that I could get rid of the virus with my own two hands. I tried numerous things: restarting the computer, pressing random keys on the keyboard, throwing the mouse across the room, and even flipping an orange switch on the back of the tower and turning the computer back on. My efforts were all in vain; the virus persisted, and my gigabits were running slower than ever! "This cannot be! What is this!? I've never once seen such a vicious virus in my entire life!" I was dumbfounded that I, a computer genius, was unable to remove the virus using the methods I described. Upon coming to terms with my failure, I decided to take my computer to a PC repair shop for repair.

I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

In my attempts to fix the problem, I'd even resorted to buying another computer. However, the virus used its WiFi capabilities to hack into the gigabits of my new computer and infect it. Following each failed attempt, I grew more and more depressed. I had already beaten my wife and children five times in order to relieve some of my stress, but even that (which had become my only pleasure after failing to remove the virus the first time), did nothing for me any longer. That's right: my last remaining pleasure in life had stopped being able to improve my mood, and I had not a single thing left that I cared about. I sank into a bottomless ocean of depression, barricaded myself in my room, and cried myself to sleep for days on end. Overcome with insanity, vengefulness, and despair, there is not a single doubt that if this had continued for much longer, I would have committed suicide.

One day, it suddenly happened: while I was right in the middle of habitually crying myself to sleep in the middle of the day, I heard a thunderous roar outside, followed by the sound of a large number of people screaming. When I peered outside my window to find out what all the commotion was about, the scene before me closely resembled that of a God descending from the heavens themselves! I gazed in awe at the godlike figure that was descending from the heavens, and so did the dozens of individuals that had gathered in my backyard. For a few moments, everyone was speechless. Then, they started shouting predictions about what they thought the figure was. "Is it a bird!?" "Is it a plane!?" But, despite not ever having seen it before, I knew just how inaccurate their predictions were, and began to speak the name of the heroic figure.

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Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

1s44c (552956) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419909)

It's simply too much money for the job, smart people do great jobs for considerably less. What they are going to get for that kind of money is a MBA drone who talks in buzzwords, has no imagination, and only cares about acquiring as much personal wealth as possible.

People that get paid more just get more greedy and more not less susceptible to bribery and other types of corruption. You can't pay someone enough to change their human nature.

Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

bill_mcgonigle (4333) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418419)

... and I'll start tomorrow!

Except I'd tell the UN, with their grabby little paws, to get stuffed so probably I don't qualify. Oh, and the offices are moving from LA to Bermuda or Grand Cayman.

Oh, and I outsource registration for the new TLD's to existing registrars with good track records, so people don't need to use ICA clients to virtual machines with dubious availability to fill out forms.

OK, one more: I reduce the ICANN fees by 75%, but only after there's enough money to build a 50' monument to Jon Postel outside HQ.

Time to fill your ass with cum! (-1, Offtopic)

JonesOfIgnorantAsses (2668699) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419801)

About six months ago, I was overexerting myself trying to get rid of a terrible virus on a client's PC (I own a PC repair shop and have been fixing computers for over 10 years). Given my level of expertise, I thought I'd be able to get rid of it fairly quickly and without hassle, but as was made evident by my colossal failure, I was horribly, horribly wrong.

I couldn't remove the virus no matter what method I used. I tried all the latest anti-virus software and all the usual tricks, but it was all in vain. Failure after failure, my life was slowly being sucked away as I spent more and more of my time trying to get rid of this otherworldly virus.

Frustrated and stressed by my own failure, I began distancing myself from my wife and children. After a few days, I began verbally abusing them, and it eventually escalated into physical abuse. I was slowly losing what remaining sanity I had left. If this had continued for much longer, it is highly probable that I would have committed suicide. A mere shell of what I once was, I barricaded myself in my bedroom and cried myself to sleep for days on end.

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A few weeks ago, I foolishly ran a strange executable file that one of my acquaintances sent me by email. As someone who doesn't know much about computers, at the time, I thought nothing of it. "Why would my acquaintance want to hurt me?" Following this line of thought, I ran the file without question.

How naive I was. Despite having what was supposedly the best anti-virus software out right then, a virus took over my computer and held it hostage. It was pretending to be a warning from Windows telling me to buy some strange anti-virus software I'd never heard of from a company I'd never heard of to remove the virus.

This immediately set alarm bells off in my head. "How could this happen? My anti-virus is supposed to be second to none!" Faced with this harsh reality, I decided to take it to a PC repair shop for repair. They gladly accepted the job, told me it'd be fixed in a few days, and sent me off with a smile.

A few days later, they called me and told me to come pick up my computer. At the time, I noticed that they sounded like whimpering animals, but I concluded that it must just be stress from work. When I arrived, they, with tears in their eyes, told me that the virus was so awful and merciless that they were unable to remove it. "Ah," I thought. "That must be why they sounded so frustrated and pathetic over the phone. Their failure must have truly ruined their pride as professionals." I later found out that two of them had committed suicide.

After returning home, I tried to fix it myself (despite the fact that even the professionals couldn't do it). After about a day or so, I was losing my very mind. I stopped going to work, stopped eating, was depressed, and I would very frequently throw my precious belongings across the room and break them; that is how bad this virus was.

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A few days ago, a customer brought in their PC for repair. They told me that they had a very nasty virus that was holding their computer hostage and wouldn't stop unless they paid the creators $50. "Alright," I thought. "That's pretty standard."

But, soon enough, I found that I was overexerting myself trying to get rid of this virus. I had never seen a virus this bad before. Reformatting and using all of the usual software to try to remove the virus didn't help at all!

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A few months ago, I accepted what at first appeared to be a very simple job: remove a virus from someone's computer. Given the fact that I owned a PC repair shop (and I still do) and had over 15 years of experience, I was confident that I could complete the job in a timely manner without any complications along the way. Little did I know, however, that accepting this job would spiral my life into a nightmarish den of anguish and uncertainty.

First, I tried booting up the PC. When Windows finally loaded, it became apparent that this was no ordinary virus; it was a merciless monstrosity of a virus that would stop at nothing to ruin your entire life. However, despite this, I bravely pressed on and attempted to combat the virus. "I absolutely will not let a mere virus scare me off!" I thought.

After numerous unsuccessful attempts at removing the virus and after exhausting every single option to combat viruses that I had, I finally realized that the situation was absolutely devoid of hope. This was a virus more fearsome than any other, and it was simply impossible for someone with my abilities (skilled as I was) to fight against it alone. Even reinstalling the operating system completely didn't help. I quickly sank into a pit of depression and despair.

Being that I was extremely stressed due to my numerous failures, I began verbally abusing my wife and kids a few days after I received the job. This situation soon worsened when I began resorting to physical abuse in order to relieve some of my anger. Eventually, after not being able to withstand my daughter's constant moans and whines any longer, I locked her in the basement in order to retain an ounce of my sanity.

That's when I had a stroke of genius: "If I can't fight this nightmare alone, then why don't I call in the World's Greatest Minds?" I immediately contacted the World's Greatest Minds and pleaded that they examine the computer. To my delight, they accepted the proposal, collected the computer, and began their experiments.

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Well, to begin, I'm just your average guy. But unlike your average guy, I once had everything anyone could ever want: a gorgeous wife, a beautiful two-story house, an adorable seven year old daughter, a stable job, and a nice salary. Basically, I was living the American dream. None of my needs or wants were left unfulfilled. The family always got along, and everything was perfect.

Until one day, that is. Following one of my routine doctor appointments, my doctor informed me that I had lung cancer and that I only had a few years to live at most. As you can imagine, I was shocked. Not just shocked; I could see all of my hopes and dreams being shattered right before my very eyes. Still, my doctor gave me hope by telling me that there was a chance, however slim, that Chemotherapy and various other things could help me. After speaking with my wife, I decided to receive the treatments.

All was not lost. I still had a perfect family that I could rely on and get emotional support from. I still had hope for the future. I'm a firm believer that you should make the best of things rather than wallow in depression. I had to press on: not just for my sake, but for the sake of my loved ones. But my strong resolve was soon shattered.

The family I thought I could count on betrayed me. My wife, whom I loved deeply, filed for a divorce. She said that she could not handle the emotional trauma of being with someone who had cancer. She apologized profusely, but no matter what I said, I could not change her mind. I screamed, I cried, and I begged her to rethink her decision, but it was all to no avail.

In my madness, I made all kinds of accusations. I said that she was cheating on me, that she never loved me, that she just married me for my money, and various other things. I soon learned, however, that a few of those were more than just baseless accusations. I began stalking her, going through all of her personal possessions, and trying uncover any secrets she may have been keeping. What I discovered horrified me: she had been cheating on me with another man for the past year. She must have been waiting for an opportune time to abandon me for this other man.

When confronted about her betrayal, she screamed at me, told me it was none of my business, told me that I was always a worthless husband, and told me that I was an abusive man. I soon discovered that there was absolutely nothing that I could do. My marriage was in shambles, and by this point, I was on the brink of suicide. The only thing keeping me going was my devotion to my precious daughter.

It wasn't long before I received news from my insurance company that they were getting rid of my coverage. They gave me multitudes of vague and bogus reasons, but anyone could figure out their true reason: they did not want to waste money on a dying man. Naturally, I planned to fight this with every fiber of my being, but I knew it would be a long, drawn out process.

In the span of a year, I went from a very happy man who had everything he wanted to a miserable shell of what I once was. I couldn't take it anymore. Despite the fact that I wanted to remain in this world for the sake of my daughter, I tried committing suicide four times. All four attempts failed. I needed something to take my misery, regret, and anger out on. First I began verbally abusing my daughter. It wasn't long before I began physically abusing her. Sometimes I did it with my bare hands, and other times I used various objects. Beating my daughter soon became my only pleasure. My life had spiraled out of control into a den of anguish, uncertainty, and madness.

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Around a year ago, I was mindlessly surfing the internet (as I often do) when I came across an enigmatic web page. The page, which looked like a warning from my web browser, informed me that I had a virus installed on my computer and that to fix it, I should install a strange anti-virus program that I'd never heard of (which I found peculiar considering the fact that I already had anti-virus software installed on my computer). Despite having reservations about installing it, I did so anyway (since it appeared to be a legitimate warning).

I cannot even fathom what I was thinking at that time. Soon after attempting to install the so-called anti-virus software, my desktop background image changed into a large red warning sign, warnings about malware began making appearances all over the screen, and a strange program I'd never seen before began nagging me to buy a program to remove the viruses. What should have been obvious previously then became clear to me: that software was a virus. Frustrated by my own stupidity, I began tossing objects around the room and cursing at no one in particular.

After I calmed down, I reluctantly took my computer to a local PC repair shop and steeled myself for the incoming fee. When I entered, I noticed that there were four men working there, and all of them seemed incredibly nice (the shop itself was clean and stylish, too). After I described the situation to them, they gave me a big smile (as if they'd seen and heard it all before), accepted the job, and told me that the computer would be working like new again in a few days. At the time, I was confident that their words held a great degree of truth to them.

The very next day, while I was using a local library's computer and browsing the internet, I came across a website dedicated to a certain piece of software. It claimed that it could fix up my PC and make it run like new again. I knew, right then, merely from viewing a single page on the website, that it was telling the truth. I cursed myself for not discovering this excellent piece of software before I had taken my PC to the PC repair shop. "It would've saved me money. Oh, well. I'm sure they'll get the job done just fine. I can always use this software in the future to conserve money." Those were my honest thoughts at the time.

Two days later, my phone rang after I returned home from work. I immediately was able to identify the number: it was the PC repair shop's phone number. Once I answered, something strange occurred; the one on the other end of the line spoke, in a small, tormented voice, "Return. Return. Return. Return. Return." No matter what I said to him, he would not stop repeating that one word. Unsettled by this odd occurrence, I traveled to the PC repair shop to find out exactly what happened.

Upon arriving inside the building, I looked upon the shop, which was a shadow of its former self, in shock. There were countless wires all over the floor, smashed computer parts scattered in every direction I looked, fallen shelves on the ground, desks flipped over on the ground, and, to make matters even worse, there was blood splattered all over the wall. Being the reasonable, upstanding, college-educated citizen that I was, I immediately concluded that the current state of the shop was due to none other than an employee's stress from work. I looked around a bit more, spotted three bodies sitting against the wall, and in the middle of the room, I spotted my computer. "Ah. There it is." Directly next to it was the shop's owner, sitting on the ground in the fetal position.

When I questioned him, he kept repeating a single thing again and again: "Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" I could not get him to tell me what was wrong, but after a bit of pondering, I quickly figured out precisely what happened: they were unable to fix my computer like they had promised. Disgusted by their failure, I turned to the shop's owner (who I now noticed had a gun to his head), and spat in his general direction. I then turned my back to him as if I was attempting to say that nothing behind me was worth my attention, and said to him, "Pathetic. Absolutely, positively pathetic. I asked you to do a single thing for me, and yet you failed even at that. Were I you, I'd be disgusted by myself, and I'd probably even take my own life. Such a worthless existence isn't even worthy of receiving my gaze!"

After saying that, I left the shop with my computer as if absolutely nothing had occurred there. And, indeed, there was nothing in that shop that was worthy of my attention. Still understandably disgusted by their inability to fulfill the promise, I said to myself, "I'll have to take this into my own hands." After getting into my car to drive home, I heard a gun shot from inside the repair shop. Being that it originated from the worthless owner of that shop, I promptly decided to ignore it.

Once I returned home, I, filled to the brim with confidence, immediately installed the software that I'd found a few days ago: MyCleanPC [mycleanpc.com] . The results were exactly what I expected, and yet, I was still absolutely in awe of MyCleanPC's [mycleanpc.com] wonderful performance. MyCleanPC [mycleanpc.com] removed every last virus from my computer in the span of a few seconds. I simply couldn't believe it; MyCleanPC [mycleanpc.com] accomplished in moments what "professionals" had failed to accomplish after days of work!

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About eight months ago, I was searching around the internet to find out why my computer was running so slowly (it normally ran quite fast, but had gradually gotten slower over time). After a few minutes, I found a piece of software claiming that it could speed up my PC and make it run like new again. Being that I was dangerously ignorant about technology in general (even more so than I am now), I downloaded the software and began the installation. Mere moments after doing so, my desktop background image was changed and warnings that appeared to originate from Windows appeared all over the screen telling me to buy strange software from an unknown company in order to remove a virus it claimed I had.

I may have been ignorant about technology, but I wasn't that naive. I immediately concluded that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus. In my rage, I broke numerous objects, punched a hole in the wall, and cursed the world at the top of my lungs. I eventually calmed down, cleared my head, and realized that the only remedy for this problem was a carefully thought out plan. After a few moments of pondering about how to handle this situation, I decided that since I barely knew how to properly handle a computer, I should turn it over to the professionals and let them fix the issue.

Soon after making the decision, I drove to a local computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. They greeted me with a smile and stayed attentive the entire time that I was explaining the problem to them. They laughed as if they'd heard it all before, told me that I'm not the only one who has trouble operating computers, and then gave me a date for when the computer would be fixed. Not only had they told me that the computer would be completely repaired in at most two days, but the price for their services was surprisingly low, and to top it all off, they even gave me advice for how to avoid viruses in the future! I left the building feeling confident in my decision to seek professional help and satisfied knowing that such kind-hearted people were the ones doing the job.

The very next day, I received a phone call from the computer repair shop whilst I was at a local library researching computer viruses. I had stumbled upon a piece of software that appeared to be very promising, and I was about to do more research on it, but seeing as how I required my computer as soon as possible, I decided to put the matter on hold. Upon answering the phone and cheerfully greeting the person on the other end, I was greeted with a high-pitched shriek. Startled, I asked what was wrong. A few moments passed where nothing was said, and suddenly, the person on the other end said to me, in a low voice oozing with paranoia, "Come pick up your computer." They hung up immediately after saying that, and I couldn't help but notice that they sounded as if they were on the verge of tears. I briefly wondered if it was due to stress from work, and then drove to the computer repair shop to acquire my computer.

I was positively dismayed upon entering the building. The inside of the computer repair shop looked nothing like the image from my memories. There were broken computer parts scattered throughout the room, ceiling tiles all over the floor, blood splattered in every direction I looked, and even a human toe on the ground. After processing this disturbing information, I began panicking and frantically looking around for my computer. I spotted an employee covered in blood sitting up against the wall, and noticed that his wrists had been slashed open. Thinking quickly, I ran up to him, grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, shook him around, and began screaming, "Where is it!? Where is my computer!?" After a moment of silence, he passed away, completely shattering my expectations. Such a thing! "What a meaningless individual," I thought.

Enraged, I tore the building up even further than it already had been in my desperate search for my computer. Eventually I discovered a door leading to an area that was normally only accessible to employees. I entered without hesitation and was met with a long, skinny hallway that a single person would have trouble moving about freely in. I proceeded down the dark hallway and bumped into the body of an employee hanging from a rope tied to something on the ceiling. I screamed, "Not only do you people have the gall to allow my computer to be endangered, but even in death you intend to block my path!?" After finally managing to push aside the worthless obstacle, I traveled down the hallway and came to a small black door. I entered without a moment's notice, and in the middle of the dark and dreary room, I spotted my computer; it was completely unharmed. With a sigh of relief, I picked it up, left the building, and drove home as if nothing of importance had occurred there.

Upon returning home and hooking up the computer (whilst wearing a cheerful expression the entire time), I, to my horror, discovered that the computer hadn't been repaired. There was nothing in the world that could have contained my fiery anger at that point. I broke almost every single one of my possessions, smashed all the windows on my house, physically abused my family, and then drove back to the computer repair shop to defile the dead lumps of meat that had failed to carry out the task I had given them. After realizing that I shouldn't be meaninglessly wasting my time with such worthless pieces of trash, I remembered the piece of software that I'd discovered earlier. With renewed confidence, I blissfully visited the local library, downloaded the software, and took it home to install on my computer.

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Nearly four months ago, I noticed that my internet connection was very sluggish. Eventually getting fed up with it, I began to seek out software that would speed up the gigabits in my router. After an hour of searching, I found what at first appeared to be a very promising piece of software. Not only did it claim it would speed up my internet connection, but that it would overclock my power supply, speed up my gigabits, and remove any viruses from my computer! "This is a fantastic opportunity that I simply can't pass up," I thought. I immediately downloaded the software and began the installation, all the while laughing like a small child. I was highly anticipating a future where the speed of my internet connection would leave everyone else's in the dust.

I was horribly, horribly naive. Immediately upon the completion of the software's installation, various messages popped up on my screen about how I needed to buy software to remove a virus that I wasn't aware I had from a software company I'd never once heard of. The strange software also blocked me from doing anything except buying the software it was advertising. Being that I was a computer whiz (I had taken a computer essentials class in high school that taught me how to use Microsoft Office, and was quite adept at accessing my Facebook account), I was immediately able to conclude that the software I'd downloaded was, in fact, a virus, and that it was slowing down my gigabits at an exponential rate. "I can't let this insanity proceed any further," I thought.

As I was often called a computer genius, I was confident at the time that I could get rid of the virus with my own two hands. I tried numerous things: restarting the computer, pressing random keys on the keyboard, throwing the mouse across the room, and even flipping an orange switch on the back of the tower and turning the computer back on. My efforts were all in vain; the virus persisted, and my gigabits were running slower than ever! "This cannot be! What is this!? I've never once seen such a vicious virus in my entire life!" I was dumbfounded that I, a computer genius, was unable to remove the virus using the methods I described. Upon coming to terms with my failure, I decided to take my computer to a PC repair shop for repair.

I drove to a nearby computer repair shop and entered the building with my computer in hand. The inside of the building was quite large, neat, and organized, and the employees all seemed very kind and knowledgeable. They laughed upon hearing my embarrassing story, and told me that they saw this kind of thing on a daily basis. They then accepted the job, and told me that in the worst case, it'd be fixed in three days from now. I left with a smile, and felt confident in my decision to leave the computer repairs to the experts.

A week later, they still hadn't called back. Visibly angry, I tried calling them countless times, but not a single time did they answer the phone. Their negligence and irresponsibility infuriated me, and sent me into a state of insanity that caused me to punch a gigantic hole in the wall. Being that I would require my computer for work soon, I decided to head over to the computer repair shop to find out exactly what the problem was.

Upon entering the building, I was shocked by the state of its interior; it looked as if a tornado had tore through the entire building! Countless broken computers were scattered all about the floor, desks were flipped over, the walls had holes in them, there was a puddle of blood on the floor, and worst of all, I saw that my computer was sitting in the middle of the room laying on its side! Absolutely unforgivable! I soon noticed one of the employees sitting behind one of the tipped over desks (the one that had previously had the cash register on top of it); he was shaking uncontrollably and sobbing. Despite being furious about my computer being tipped over, seeing him in that state still managed to make me less unforgiving. I decided to ask him what happened.

A few moments passed where the entire room was silent and nothing was said. Eventually, he pointed at my computer and said to me, "The virus... it cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped! Cannot be stopped!" Realizing that he was trying to tell me that they were unable to repair my computer (the task I'd given them), I flew into a blind fury and beat him senseless. Not caring about what would happen to him any longer, I collected my computer, ignored the bodies of the two other employees that had committed suicide, and left the building. After a few moments of pondering about what to do and clearing my head, I theorized that their failure to repair my computer probably simply meant that they were unqualified to do the job, and decided to take my computer to another computer repair shop.

I repeated that same process about four times before finally giving up. Each time I took it to a PC repair shop, the result was the same: all the employees either went completely insane, or they committed suicide. Not a single person was able to even do so much as damage the virus. I was able to talk some sense into one of the employees that had gone mad and got them to tell me how they were attempting to fix the problem. They told me that they tried everything from reinstalling the operating system to installing another operating system and trying to get rid of the virus on the other one, but absolutely all of it was to no avail. Having seen numerous attempts by professionals to remove the virus end in failure, I managed to delude myself into believing that my first failure was simply a fluke and that I was the only one on the planet qualified to fix the computer. With renewed vigor, I once again took up the frighteningly dangerous task of defeating the evil, nightmarish virus once and for all with my own two hands.

In my attempts to fix the problem, I'd even resorted to buying another computer. However, the virus used its WiFi capabilities to hack into the gigabits of my new computer and infect it. Following each failed attempt, I grew more and more depressed. I had already beaten my wife and children five times in order to relieve some of my stress, but even that (which had become my only pleasure after failing to remove the virus the first time), did nothing for me any longer. That's right: my last remaining pleasure in life had stopped being able to improve my mood, and I had not a single thing left that I cared about. I sank into a bottomless ocean of depression, barricaded myself in my room, and cried myself to sleep for days on end. Overcome with insanity, vengefulness, and despair, there is not a single doubt that if this had continued for much longer, I would have committed suicide.

One day, it suddenly happened: while I was right in the middle of habitually crying myself to sleep in the middle of the day, I heard a thunderous roar outside, followed by the sound of a large number of people screaming. When I peered outside my window to find out what all the commotion was about, the scene before me closely resembled that of a God descending from the heavens themselves! I gazed in awe at the godlike figure that was descending from the heavens, and so did the dozens of individuals that had gathered in my backyard. For a few moments, everyone was speechless. Then, they started shouting predictions about what they thought the figure was. "Is it a bird!?" "Is it a plane!?" But, despite not ever having seen it before, I knew just how inaccurate their predictions were, and began to speak the name of the heroic figure.

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Re:Hey, I'll do it for half that. (1)

1s44c (552956) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419899)

Based on your low slashdot ID you will do a better job too.

This guy is being paid way too much. ICANN is behaving irrationally by paying this much money, this reeks of corruption.

CEO Pay (4, Interesting)

religious freak (1005821) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417481)

If it's not the highest paid it probably should be. If someone can run ICANN they can run a lot of other stuff too. Competition for qualified talent is difficult at the CEO level.

Re:CEO Pay (5, Informative)

Herkum01 (592704) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417617)

Yeah, I mean, he has to run the business unit, ensure that sales and marketing are doing their jobs and that products are delivered to stores. Oh wait, HE AIN'T running a business at ALL!

People keep trying to rationalize these salaries as if there is some CEO shortage. Really it all about the good ole boy network and I will pad your salary and you pad mine. I remember after the banking crash in 2008 and they had someone reviewing salaries at banks. Every banking officer claimed that they were above average and deserved a raise!

I tell you what, lets set some goals for this guy as a CEO and if it meets them then he can have his huge salary. Otherwise this is just a welfare check to the overpaid.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Funny)

cjcela (1539859) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417817)

Mod parent up. He is right on the money.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

SunTzuWarmaster (930093) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418263)

I'm curious: how much do you think that someone who runs the internet should be paid?

Keep in mind that many parts of it are now the commercial/communication/entertainment hub to the world.

Do you think it should be less than priceline.com ($50M), Qualcomm ($36M), Viacom ($31M), Time Warner ($20M), and eBay ($15M). Presumably, he has the skillset to do most of these jobs. Microsoft clocks in at $1.4M, so he is making roughly half of that...

He isn't exactly getting stock options to sweeten the deal...

I find that I am comfortable with this number.

Re:CEO Pay (3, Insightful)

UnknownSoldier (67820) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418289)

> I'm curious: how much do you think that someone who runs the internet should be paid?

How much is enough?

Keep in mind: Greed has no limit.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

SunTzuWarmaster (930093) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418421)

Same for any job. Enough to be immune to luring away (or bribing) from the competition. Enough to afford for the individual's set of skills. Enough to be commensurate with responsibility.

The CEO of NPR makes $450K/year. The CEO of Unicef makes $473K/year. The CEO of the American Red Cross makes $1M/year. The CEO of the Boys & Girls Club makes $1M. This list could go on.

I would, however, say that the role of ICANN is more important, requires a higher skillset, and is more likely to be bribed than many of these other positions*.

* - except the American Red Cross, but they are also paid more...

Re:CEO Pay (2)

Raenex (947668) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418645)

Enough to be immune to luring away (or bribing) from the competition.

Greed knows no limit. Somebody demanding an $800k per year salary could easily be bribed for a few million if they are prone to being bribed. What's really silly is just how little people can be bribed for, people who could afford the things they are being bribed with.

The CEO of NPR makes $450K/year. The CEO of Unicef makes $473K/year. The CEO of the American Red Cross makes $1M/year. The CEO of the Boys & Girls Club makes $1M. This list could go on.

The list just shows that CEOs are overpaid. Nothing new there. A CEO just needs to be a competent manager, and there are plenty of them around.

Re:CEO Pay (3, Informative)

ArsonSmith (13997) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418711)

"A CEO just needs to be a competent manager, and there are plenty of them around."

Funniest thing ever said on slashdot!!

Re:CEO Pay (1)

RabidTimmy (1415817) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418751)

No, I think there are plenty of competent managers. Most of them are smart enough to stay out of management.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

Raenex (947668) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418959)

Despite the Dilbert mentality techies like to have about managers, I've known several good managers who were smart people and good at what they did. I've known some bad ones, too, but the same could be said about my tech colleagues.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

jcdr (178250) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419653)

The problem is that the management competence is not enough to be a CEO. You must have a close relationship with big players in finance that will set the goal of the amount of money there expect to extract from your business. The CEO salary, from there point of view, is just a small return on the massive profit there expect to get.

So if you don't have a plan to be very profitable, you will not be selected as CEO. If you ever get selected, this is because you promise massive profit and naturally expect a big salary for the execution of this financial service. Like in the politic, this dumb system will select the people that are the most able to lie. And because there lied at the maximum, the execution will mostly be a catastrophe. The few CEO that success (mostly because there lie so well to there employees about future profit there will never get) will get an unbelievable salary to continue to generate profit and will have big opportunity from others companies. The concentration of the power into a few, if not a single, people make the financial manipulation easy. The bad new is that this problem is not going to decrease anytime soon.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

TFAFalcon (1839122) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419657)

There ARE plenty of competent managers around. They just never get to the position of CEO, since they don't spend enough of their time backstabbing their coworkers.

Re:CEO Pay (5, Insightful)

ObsessiveMathsFreak (773371) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418535)

I'm curious: how much do you think that someone who runs the internet should be paid?

2.718 times the average industrial wage.

I believe that's somewhere in the region of $135,000, but I don't have exact figures for the median US wage. The multiplier is obvious.

Do you think it should be less than priceline.com ($50M), Qualcomm ($36M), Viacom ($31M), Time Warner ($20M), and eBay ($15M).

Yes. Moreover, I think that such salaries should not be permitted in publicly listed, limited liability companies.

Presumably, he has the skillset to do most of these jobs.

A screaming money casting its dung around the office probably has the skillset to run run them as well, since running them into the ground appears to be the only thing modern CEOs actually do in return for their compensation. That and engage in crime, but I digress.

I find that I am comfortable with this number.

Then doubtless you will be comfortable with the corresponding increase in your tax bill required to pay for it and the multitude of linked salaries. Moreover, you will of course be perfectly contented in seeing your own wages decrease in value of in real terms to support the increasingly bloated and unearned salaries of the class you so admire. Enjoy your banana republic.

Re:CEO Pay (1, Insightful)

bky1701 (979071) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418965)

"I'm curious: how much do you think that someone who runs the internet should be paid?"

Nothing. No one should run the internet. But if I HAD to pick someone? It wouldn't be someone making 800k; it would be RMS or someone from the EFF, who, I suspect, would happily do so for free or nearly so.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Insightful)

expatriot (903070) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419599)

You had my interest until you suggested RMS running the internet. 800k is a bargain if that is the compitition.

Re:CEO Pay (2)

LordLucless (582312) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419425)

Dude, he doesn't "run the internet". His job, apparently, is nothing more than finding new ways of polluting the gTLD namespace. If he didn't turn up for work for the next three months, the internet would not suddenly collapse.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

TheRaven64 (641858) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419507)

I'm curious: how much do you think that someone who runs the internet should be paid?

Someone who runs the Internet? A hell of a lot! And there should be multiple redundant copies of him!

The head of ICANN? Much less.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419607)

They will just get their buddies to set the goals and then surprise surprise will smash them and take home twice them amount even they thought they could get away with. At least with a set pay packet its just the golden parachute thats unexpected.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417625)

If someone can run X they can run a lot of other stuff too.

0) There is always someone at the top - their being there doesn't say much about them except perhaps in relation to other people at the firm;

1) The current state of many of the world economies confirm that the "someone" usually can't run X;

2) There may be a lot of other people who could do a much better job.

Put another way, very few large companies select their leaders on the basis of who might provide excellent long-term performance. It's usually about who can make the most money over a particular time period for a particular interested party or parties - fellow executives, particular large shareholders, etc.

Re:CEO Pay (5, Interesting)

hondo77 (324058) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417641)

Competition for qualified talent is difficult at the CEO level.

Says who?

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418609)

When was the last time you tried to hire a qualified CEO?

It's very difficult.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Funny)

drinkypoo (153816) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418819)

It's so difficult that most corporations never manage it and yet they continue year after year

Re:CEO Pay (1)

ArsonSmith (13997) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418735)

Says the people deciding on the pay checks, obviously.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417659)

Competition for qualified talent is difficult at the CEO level.

They say "qualified talent" because they want you to think "able to run the organization effectively and efficiently". But what they really mean is "beholden to the interests of the members of the board and majority shareholders, even above the success of the organization". It is easy to find qualified managers for $800k/yr. It is not as easy to find ones that you know you can control and trust to be on your side of the scams.

Re:CEO Pay (2)

Hatta (162192) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417721)

$800,000 isn't even all that much, when you're talking about executive pay. That's probably less than 10 times what an engineer at ICANN would make. In contrast, the average CEO made 380 times [cnn.com] what the average worker made in 2011.

Re:CEO Pay (5, Informative)

ShanghaiBill (739463) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417831)

the average CEO made 380 times what the average worker made in 2011.

No. The average CEO made far, far less than that. The figure you quote is only for CEOs of 300 of the largest public corporations. It doesn't include the millions of smaller corporations.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418321)

Apparently, you're right if you count only the salary, in which case a CEO makes roughly 90 times the worker salary. If you include all income, it is close to 500 times the worker salary. Sorry, but I don't see how this can be justified in terms of productivity or management skills or whatever.

In 1970, CEO salary and bonus packages were typically about $700,000 - 25 times the average production worker salary; by 2000, CEO salaries had jumped to almost $2.2 million on average, 90 times the average salary of a worker, according to a 2004 study on CEO pay by Kevin J. Murphy and Jan Zabojnik. Toss in stock options and other benefits, and the salary of a CEO is nearly 500 times the average worker salary, the study says.

From here [payscale.com]

Re:CEO Pay (1)

Bengie (1121981) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418113)

Or higher 3 senior engineers for 1/3 the price.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

GPLHost-Thomas (1330431) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419561)

$800,000 isn't even all that much, when you're talking about executive pay.

We're talking about an honorific position here, of someone who should be listening to the world. We aren't talking about the CEO of a big corp/bank making billions. Oh and when we're at it: even bankers shouldn't get that much. Let's put it this way: for ANY position, this is too much money, yet even more in the case of ICANN, where it should be a charge rather than a gift.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Insightful)

the eric conspiracy (20178) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417827)

You should have used sarcasm tags.

The thing I've seen over the years is that the good CEOs make a big difference for their companies. With the effects of their decisions being as important as they are they can swing billions of dollars one way or another.

The bad ones can ruin a company, or at least drive it into the gutter.

The problem is that both the good and bad get extremely high pay, and only the good ones are worth it.

The way CEO incentives work is all wrong.

Then the way boards and CEOs interact is often broken too.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

GPLHost-Thomas (1330431) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419569)

I agree. Plus exactly what risk taking is this position about that would justify the salary? (btw: how can one fuck-up the ICANN more than it is at the moment?)

Re:CEO Pay (1)

zippthorne (748122) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417883)

Sadly, the "qualification" is not the ability to competently run something, but rather, the membership in the special club which may or may not correlate with actual competence. For instance, Carly Fiorina....

Do you really believe, that in a nation of 300M people, that we couldn't find people willing and capable to do almost any administrative job for far less than 800k in total remuneration?

Re:CEO Pay (3, Insightful)

Gorobei (127755) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418157)

The "hire a great CEO" problem is very similar to the "hire a great programmer" problem.

The real deal in both roles commands a huge salary, and is totally worth it. The trouble is, if your company doesn't already have one, it has no expertise to judge if the person they want to hire is worth the money.

The second-rate software company that hires a $500/hour consultant is no different from the big firm that hires a $5000/hour CEO. They have little ability to judge skills, and so tend to get suckered by a smooth, well-groomed candidate.

The firms with the expertise in place (e.g. Google for technical hires, Goldman Sachs for management hires) do not make this mistake, and shell out big bucks for the people who are actually worth it.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

GPLHost-Thomas (1330431) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419581)

We aren't talking about a company which goal would be to make money. We're talking about the Internet governance. You should be comparing such a position with a job at the UN rather than at a big corp. You're being fooled by the word CEO here.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418423)

There is no qualified talent at the CEO level.

Re:CEO Pay (4, Interesting)

ObsessiveMathsFreak (773371) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418481)

John Postel used to do the same job of ICANN CEO and an entire swathe of their senior management for free. That was only 20 years ago.

While the net may have increased in scale since then, its complexity has not, and its has not grown to the point where someone needs to be paid $800,000 a year plus bonuses etc just to keep it all ticking over.

As for the "competition" at the CEO level; while there is indeed a worldwide race to the very bowels of vapidity, fecklessness, and incompetence in this field, again, the cream of this crop are not worth paying $800,000 a year for.

Re:CEO Pay (2)

expatriot (903070) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419613)

20 years ago most of the management was goverment or education organizations. Postel was employed by the University of Southern California.

Re:CEO Pay (1)

stephanruby (542433) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418811)

Competition for qualified talent is difficult at the CEO level.

That's why we should have a H1-B program for CEOs.

I'm sorry, but GM's CEO is not 34 times more talented or more qualified than Toyota's CEO. I say we outsource all our CEO positions to Japan.

If someone can run ICANN they can run a lot of other stuff too.

Yes, they can probably run Fannie Mae.

It must be really difficult to run a government-granted monopoly as if it were your own private domain. With an almost unlimited budget, it must be really difficult to hire consultants who are going to do all the work for you.

Re:CEO Pay (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419033)

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000

Reason (5, Funny)

leromarinvit (1462031) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417485)

Q: Why do you pay your CEO so much?
A: Because ICANN.

On top of that.. (1)

intellitech (1912116) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417535)

Dude, the guy doesn't fucking 'run the internet.' Nobody runs the internet. It's like a flame, it's a manifestation.

Re:On top of that.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417613)

It's like a flame, it's a manifestation.

That sounds like jock itch...

Re:On top of that.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417719)

Now if only everyone stood up and told him to fork off in to his own horrible internet.
We shall make Internet3. Keeping in line with odd-numbering and using even for tests. (well, it is the other way around, TOO LATE!)

I honestly actually DO want the UN to take over.
At least then it will be open to actual discussion, not just ICANNs "lalala I can't hear you lalala give us money"
They can make a censored to high hell crap-tier DNS if they want, the internet will make its own DNS wild west to replace the current one we don't care for, we will fund it using bitcoins. Also blackjack and hookers are all there too.

Re:On top of that.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418251)

If there is anything the UN is good at, it's discussion!

Re:On top of that.. (2)

TFAFalcon (1839122) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419679)

Considering the rules of the UN, that's mostly the only thing they CAN do. The security council would nearly every other thing the general assembly tried to do. It's hard to find a project that none of the permanent members are against.

Re:Reason (1)

Samantha Wright (1324923) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417671)

I have another question: if there's such a thing as "the Rob Beckstom," are there other Rob Beckstoms elsewhere?

LOL (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417493)

I just changed my computer to OpenNIC's DNS servers and now I see this

that's a lot of scratch (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417497)

Nothing I like more than having a hung stud squatting over my chest. My cock grows stiff was I watch his golden, perfect turd begin curling out of his puckered anus. My lips purse, desperately wanting to kiss the devil's onion ring and feel the shit force itself down my throat. That little pig's tail of shit then straightens out, breaks off and slaps against my chest. My sinuses are filled with his scent. I can feel myself begin to leak as he slams down his buttocks upon me. Vigorously thrusting against my body, the shit smears over my chest hair, into my mustache and navel. He kicks me in the jaw before jizzing all over on my chest.

That's how I learned how to install Linux.

Thank you, Richard Stallman.

Re:that's a lot of scratch (2)

Mr Thinly Sliced (73041) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417711)

This may come as a bit of a surprise, but I think you're doing it wrong.

Nowadays there are many easy to install DVD or CD images you can burn that won't involve fecal matter or ejaculate in the slightest.

I'd also suggest diversifying your acquaintances a little, maybe mixing with some normal people.

Glad to see Linux has another devotee!

Only fair (4, Insightful)

mwvdlee (775178) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417509)

They got all those millions selling useless TLD's, they have to spend it somewhere.

Re:Only fair (2, Interesting)

Mashiki (184564) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417939)

To to be honest, I always thought that it would be a good idea if you could have a carname.gm or carname.ford or item.microsoft, or routername.cisco, siri.apple instead of .com. It just makes sense outside of a tech circle. Doesn't it make sense when you think about it? Governments should have a country.gov though, and same for countries. Yeah it might seem like a pain in the ass, and it is. But for the average person it's simple, it makes sense.

But then again, for duplicate companies and all that there'd be hell to pay.

Re:Only fair (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418579)

You don't need new TLDs for that... Mustang.ford.com or corvette.chevy.gm.com or iphone.apple.com are all perfectly valid.

Re:Only fair (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418673)

It makes perfect sense until you realize that people have to remember all this. You want to find a company now? For most of them company.com is all you need to know. Why would I want a system where I have to guess is it company.com, product.company, company.industry, intent.company. Have you made anything easier for anyone or have you gone from ford.com to mustang.ford, ford.car, sales.ford, ford.sales, ford.buy, shop.ford...

You took a simple system that everyone is used to and made it needlessly complex and unusable. You know what's going to happen? For is just going to buy every single domain that might apply and redirect every one of them to ford.com.

Re:Only fair (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418917)

Most people use the search feature of Google to find websites and do not type the actual domain name themselves.

Re:Only fair (1)

mwvdlee (775178) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419171)

Oh, well, that makes the new TLD's far more sensible then.

Re:Only fair (1)

Mashiki (184564) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419279)

Yep. And that either makes me either 10 years behind the times. Or 25 years ahead of my time. Either one is possible.

Re:Only fair (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419803)

No, it makes you an idiot. It wasn't a good idea 10 years ago, it isn't a good idea today, and it won't be in 25 years.

I can do that. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417553)

I wanna be the president of the Internets when I grow up. I'd do it for free.

Re:I can do that. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40417653)

I want 'the' as a prefix too, like the Rob Beckstom

Low (3, Insightful)

the eric conspiracy (20178) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417739)

Average pay for a S&P 500 CEO was 10.7 million in 2007.

This guy has all those tubes to worry about.

Re:Low (1)

fox1324 (1039892) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417829)

I'd gladly see him make $10mil if he did the job well; the internet is important enough to warrant that expenditure IMO.

Re:Low (1)

leromarinvit (1462031) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418217)

This guy has all those tubes to worry about.

I think 800k is quite above average for the CEO of a plumbing company!

Ruin the internet? (5, Funny)

gstrickler (920733) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417879)

Or am I the only one who first read it that way?

Re:Ruin the internet? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418117)

No, that's how I read it too, and given that we're talking about ICANN it makes sense.

Re:Ruin the internet? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419861)

No, I think that is how the previous ICANN CEO read his job description too.

Why do we even need ICANN? (4, Interesting)

Cyberax (705495) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417911)

What does it do? It doesn't administer number resources - IANA, ARIN, RIPE, and *NICs do that. ICANN doesn't administer root servers (various companies do that).

WTF is he doing?

Re:Why do we even need ICANN? (1)

oldhack (1037484) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417985)

I thought the US Commerce Dept was gonna shitcan ICANN. Not soon enough.

Re:Why do we even need ICANN? (1)

jmerlin (1010641) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418605)

Corruption, it's always the same answer: money.

1. Come up with useless retarded ways to extort money from businesses and/or people.
2. Hire a CEO and funnel the money into his pockets to draw attention from the ridiculous salaries people who don't even come into work make.

SOP for businesses these days. It's about time we cut the legs out from under ICANN, and maybe even remove the head, too. ICANN has such an insignificantly infinitesimal role in Internet management, they could be shut-down today and only a handful of people in the world would notice (primarily the people actually making money from it).

wait (3, Funny)

macshit (157376) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417929)

What does ICANN actually do, anyway?

I mean, besides supporting various tourist economies with their biweekly meetings in exotic locations...?

Talk about overpaid... (3, Interesting)

damn_registrars (1103043) | more than 2 years ago | (#40417979)

ICANN doesn't do shit these days (it can be argued they hardly ever did). All the current ICANN does is find more crappy ideas to make money off of. By chance did they hire the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert?

Re:Talk about overpaid... (1)

Nidi62 (1525137) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418349)

By chance did they hire the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert?

Couldn't have. His ineptitude is at least entertaining.

idiots (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418009)

pretend to run or do work they're actually not doing...

How much do you get paid for inventing it . . . ? (1)

PolygamousRanchKid (1290638) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418495)

Running the Internet is easy. All the work is done on remote routers during the early morning hours on weekends by a race of Nibelung living their moms' basements. Or so the ancient Saga claims.

Inventing the Internet must have been a bitch and a half. We all probably owe someone gazillions in Intellectual Poopery fees for doing that.

s/run/ruin (1)

brass1 (30288) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418517)

I'm not sure, but I think you misspelled "ruin" in the headline.

higher income are harmful to economy (1, Insightful)

manu0601 (2221348) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418577)

Some people here seems to agree that 800 kUSD is a reasonable income. The problem is that excessivve income are hamrful to real economy. The sums required to pay such a salary are taken from real economy and are too big to return to it as good consumption or real economy investements. A lot of this money will end up in financial economy, feeding bubbles and preparing the next burst.

Moreover, who can claim his work cannot be done by someone else for less than 800 kUSD? Such an income is not necessary to get a tallented leader

harmful to companies (1)

khipu (2511498) | more than 2 years ago | (#40419631)

Excessive CEO salaries are primarily harmful to the companies that pay them; the "real economy" reacts by buying cheaper products (say, from China).

These salaries only become harmful if they are coupled with government-granted monopolies that destroy market mechanisms, as they do for example for ICANN (goverment license to fiddle with the Internet), and Apple/Microsoft (patents).

He can't start for another 90 days (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40418611)

so the new guy can't put the brakes on dot.fiasco

bummer.

Vint Cerf (1)

bernywork (57298) | more than 2 years ago | (#40418837)

Hey Vint (Just in case your reading)

I don't know his renumeration, but between pension, shares and the rest, he's gotta be coming close to this number.

There was a number of .com packages going around, and in all honesty to the larger companies 800k isn't a lot of money (Level Crossing, I'm looking at you). You negotiate the right deals at the right level and look after the company you work for and all of a sudden you've paid for your pay cheque a couple of times over.

I've seen people in purchasing (I don't know if they had dirt or what...) saving the company 25k/week the first week they walked in.

It's all plausible if you have the right skill set. I understand that ICANN is close to home and all that, but it's not unrealistic to have to pay it if you want the skill set.

run the internet (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419329)

He has to know what packets go in what tubes?

why so much (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419483)

b/c we must approach offering the lifestyle lobbyists would by default, if we are to hope at all for honesty (i.e. US Govt)

Read the truth about ICANN and the DNS (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 2 years ago | (#40419689)

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