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New Pope Selected 915

Freshly Exhumed sends this quote from CBC: "Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina has been selected as Pope of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics. He will be known as Pope Francis. He is the first Pope from the Americas. The 76-year-old was the runner-up to Benedict XVI during the last conclave. He is well-known for his humility and espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception. He has no Vatican experience."
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  • oh cool.. (Score:5, Funny)

    by Matt Kikuchi ( 2840611 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:42PM (#43162653)
    "Goes back to work"
    • 76? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by sycodon ( 149926 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:45PM (#43162717)

      Best keep that straw and chimney handy.

    • What is this "work" you're talking about?

    • by Jeremiah Cornelius ( 137 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:10PM (#43163131) Homepage Journal

      If the new Pope is not made of chocolate, and filled with marzipan, then I'm not interested.

      Unless he has a jet pack. Or a robot named "Muad'Dib".

    • Re: (Score:3, Funny)

      by Anonymous Coward

      well I never saw that comming , All i head was they had elected the hand of God from Argentina.

      But seriously Pope Diego Maradonna the first??

    • by Sloppy ( 14984 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @05:27PM (#43164137) Homepage Journal

      Don't understate the importance of this. I heard the new pope uses emacs instead of vim (because "my fingers learned that one on the dvorak keyboards in the seminary"). And yet, he prefers python3 over scheme. Runs it all on Mac OS 10.4 and won't upgrade to 10.8, because

      1. he can't get his Zune to sync with later-than-10.4 anyway
      2. Driver issues with his Piledriver-APU-based Hackintosh
      3. 10.4 reminds him slightly more of his old Atari ST (and I quote: "fuck you Amigoids, yuor all going to hell 4ever!!!11")
      4. invisible scrollbars and a wrong default scroll wheel direction, are an abomination before The Lord

      I don't care if you don't see any geeky controversy here; the python3 thing is important. The new pope is saying fallible things on the Internet!

  • So.... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Daetrin ( 576516 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:42PM (#43162657)

    espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

    So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

    • Re:So.... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by TechyImmigrant ( 175943 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:43PM (#43162673) Homepage Journal

      espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      Well people could choose to stop with the religion thing in response.

      • Re:So.... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by KeensMustard ( 655606 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:22PM (#43163321)
        People believe things that other people don't believe. News at 11.
      • Re:So.... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by buchner.johannes ( 1139593 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:48PM (#43163623) Homepage Journal

        When have our views on contraception, abortion and homosexuality modernized? In the last 30, 20 and 10 years. Same-sex marriage is still a huge debate. The pope is 76. The pope with a modern view is 20 today, and will become pope in 40-60 years.
        This is not a democracy where you can replace people every 4 years, this is a rigid hierarchical structure of with no balances and 1 billion people. And it is supposed to not change much.

        • Re:So.... (Score:5, Insightful)

          by femtobyte ( 710429 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @06:23PM (#43164749)

          "Our views" (depending a lot on who "us" is; assuming the general European populace from which the uppermost Catholic hierarchy is mainly drawn) on contraception modernized in the 1960s, when the pope was (barely) a 20-something. Since that time, there have only been very small ultra-conservative enclaves (the Papacy among them) in which birth control --- even for married couples waiting for a better time to start their family --- is considered an abomination. The Catholic hierarchy lags much farther behind on these issues than your simple chronological estimates (though not the general Catholic population, which statistically employs birth control as frequently as everyone else).

    • by Freshly Exhumed ( 105597 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:46PM (#43162727) Homepage

      Devotees of Ireland's 12th century Saint Malachy believe that he predicted back then that the new Pope will be the very last one:

      http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/St-Malachy-predicted-Pope-Benedicts-successor-will-be-last-pope-190715001.html [irishcentral.com]

    • by Trepidity ( 597 )

      In theory he could change those teachings. But it seems unlikely.

      But I mean really, is it news that the person selected Pope agrees with Church teachings? The Cardinals aren't too likely to select someone who disagrees with them.

      • Re:So.... (Score:5, Informative)

        by v1 ( 525388 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:02PM (#43163017) Homepage Journal

        In theory he could change those teachings. But it seems unlikely.

        They don't pick a pope that's promising reform, they pick one that will carry on just like the previous popes. Religions appear to prefer stagnation, at least at their upper levels. I wonder if it has anything to do with their age? "Clinging to the past" seems to be a common hobby with most old farts ;)

        I like the "he has no previous experience" thing they mentioned. I don't think "have you ever been a pope before?" was part of the the interview...

        • Re:So.... (Score:5, Informative)

          by bruce_the_loon ( 856617 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @05:56PM (#43164489) Homepage

          I like the "he has no previous experience" thing they mentioned. I don't think "have you ever been a pope before?" was part of the the interview...

          The no previous experience statement isn't to do with being a pope, but with having been part of the Vatican bureaucracy before the election. One of the areas of reform needed is in an apparently corrupt bureaucracy and the last chap was part of the club, having headed up part of it for a decade or more.

          This chap has been running an archdiocese in Argentina for the last couple of decades and only set foot in Rome once or twice a year. In American terms, it would be like electing a small town mayor to the office of president, and hoping that the fact he doesn't know how Washington should work will let him clean up the place.

    • Re:So.... (Score:5, Funny)

      by ShanghaiBill ( 739463 ) * on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:54PM (#43162861)

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      The World will continue to change, but the Catholic Church will not be leading those changes. Here is a car analogy: If the World was a car driving down the freeway of life, the Catholic Church would be a parking brake that was not fully disengaged, thus impeding progress slightly and emitting a bad smell.

      • Re:So.... (Score:5, Funny)

        by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:16PM (#43163221)

        So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

        The World will continue to change, but the Catholic Church will not be leading those changes. Here is a car analogy: If the World was a car driving down the freeway of life, the Catholic Church would be a parking brake that was not fully disengaged, thus impeding progress slightly and emitting a bad smell.

        To continue the car analogy and to point out the differences, while the Catholic Church may be wearing the parking brake out, the evangelical Christians are trying to throw the car in reverse. And all while they are in a fist fight with the Muslim fundamentalists (who are also looking for reverse) over who's hand will be on the shift lever. Meanwhile, the Quakers are pointing out that one should use the clutch when shifting gears and the Pastafarians are looking for a different car in which to ride.

    • Re:So.... (Score:5, Funny)

      by bluefoxlucid ( 723572 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:56PM (#43162903) Homepage Journal
      That's kind of the point of religion. It's not supposed to be very dynamic. It's supposed to be a set of guiding morals, for example Buddhism's guiding moral of "Don't Be A Giant Dickhead." This hasn't changed to "It's Okay To Be A Giant Dickhead When It Makes You Feel Better" or "Be A Giant Dickhead, But Only To Politicians And Wall Street Bankers." Now times are changing and it's probably not really terrible to be a giant dickhead to Wall Street bankers, but eh. That's not what Buddhism is about.
    • espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      So you honestly thought that they would elect a new pope who would didn't agree with long standing church teachings? What is interesting is that the new pope is a non European. As for what it means, or what will change, that has yet to be seen.

    • Re:So.... (Score:4, Interesting)

      by DuckDodgers ( 541817 ) <keeper_of_the_wo ... inus threevowels> on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:26PM (#43163369)
      Pope John Paul 2 effectively picked the specific religious views of his successor by filling the voting pool with people that agreed with him on every major issue. Most of those people are still in the College of Cardinals and I would guess (but did not check) that Pope Benedict only added to it.

      So the Catholic Church will remain conservative for a very long time. This should not surprise anyone that has been paying attention - this institution took four centuries to recognize that Galileo was right.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:43PM (#43162685)

    What is his favorite distro? views on FOSS?

  • by Marrow ( 195242 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:47PM (#43162747)

    linux, mac, vi, or emacs? :)

  • Funtastic! (Score:4, Insightful)

    by warrax_666 ( 144623 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:50PM (#43162801)

    Now will he renounce the current Catholic stance on condoms, so that perhaps we can save, oh, hundres of thousands or even millions of lives?

    Will he: Disawow the insane and puerile dogma of original sin?

    (Etc.)

  • Bigoted (Score:4, Informative)

    by Bonker ( 243350 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:51PM (#43162821)

    This guy has said that allowing gay couples to adopt children is a form of discrimination against the children.

      So a lot's going to change in Vatican City

  • by gestalt_n_pepper ( 991155 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:57PM (#43162913)

    The woods, however, are still the traditional choice.

  • Oh well. (Score:5, Funny)

    by Minwee ( 522556 ) <dcr@neverwhen.org> on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:57PM (#43162933) Homepage
    Better luck next time Richard Stallman.
  • by Looker_Device ( 2857489 ) * on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @03:58PM (#43162943)

    espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

    Guess he'll continue the long, proud tradition of covering for child molesters too.

  • by PPH ( 736903 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:00PM (#43162989)

    ... still only black smoke from the US Congressional budget committees.

  • 2/3 majority (Score:5, Insightful)

    by bugs2squash ( 1132591 ) on Wednesday March 13, 2013 @04:19PM (#43163283)
    Why rounds of voting? Surely all these men are close enough to god to know his will and reach consensus on the first try.
  • If you have ever had the pleasure of debating with a Jesuit, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm not being sarcastic or ironic in the least. If the Church is the Federation, the Jesuits are the Vulcans. Jesuit scholars have made many contributions to our collective store of knowlege, especially in math, astronomy, and philosophy. [wikipedia.org]. These are the guys that invented propaganda, and are trained in logic, analysis, and debate in support of their faith. Speaking of their faith, it is the most rarefied, intellectualized faith on the planet. I'm looking forward to a vigorous debate between secularism and theism over the next several decades, and it's good to know that the opposition is putting their best foot forward.

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