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Systemd Ditches GNU C Library for Their Own

Unknown Lamer posted 1 year,22 days | from the watch-the-world-fork dept.

GNU is Not Unix 92

In his typical fashion of replacing perfectly working software with useless broken-by-design crap, our dearest Lennart has decided that the time has come for systemd to gain an email program. He determined that the GNU libc was insufficient for the task of a dbus-enabled cpu hogging email client, leading to the new systemd libc: " Technically, this move makes perfectly sense, too. We are sick of supporting unstable glibc APIs and ABIs, and we believe that we greatly benefit from the fact that we now finally have everything the OS userspace consists of in one single repository. Of course, this new libc is not available to Ubuntu and other Linux distributions that have not yet adopted systemd. However, after deliberately choosing a home-grown display server (Wayland) over the generally accepted one (Mir) we decided creating an incompatible libc would be the best approach to create a strong platform following a strict release cadence."

On the bright side "We also renamed the API call creat() to create()..."

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Sigh (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332299)

Deleting Slashdot bookmark in 5, 4, 3...

Re:Sigh (1)

sycodon (149926) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332373)

Samzenpus is off his fucking meds.

Or maybe his on some unauthorized meds.

Fool me once, shame on you. Try to fool me a dozen more times, get some help.

Re:Sigh (1)

FunkyLich (2533348) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332375)

... please abort. The hype of most anything usually last only three days. Tomorrow will be 1st no more and we will have normality restored.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332455)

Woohoo!
Can't wait for that APK guy posting from whatever sanatorium he's in and the BitCoin/Raspberry Pi spam!

Re:Sigh (2)

unixisc (2429386) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333461)

With the proper /etc/hosts file, you could have filtered out all this slashdot mumbojumbo and not had to read it in the first place

Re:Sigh (1)

bioteq (809524) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333807)

You sir, owe me one can of mountain dew, a new corsair keyboard and 4 acer 24" monitors.

Thank you for that. I laughed. Hard.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43334529)

Attempts to channel APK are assumed to be hostile. Be careful what you wish for.

Re:Sigh (4, Insightful)

mcmonkey (96054) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332409)

Any chance the steep drop in traffic will be noticed and remembered for next April 1st?

Too much to hope for, I guess.

There is something to be said for sticking with a joke no mater how unfunny it is.

And that something is, "The joke is not funny. And becomes more unfunny each time."

Re:Sigh (2, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332607)

What steep drop in traffic? Looks like there's plenty of you morons here whining in the comments section to keep the traffic up.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332837)

If I defend mediocrity, does it stop being mediocrity?

Re:Sigh (1)

mcmonkey (96054) | 1 year,21 days | (#43341217)

What steep drop in traffic? Looks like there's plenty of you morons here whining in the comments section to keep the traffic up.

I usually stop by /. several times per day during the work week. However I did not return after posting the above comment.

Re:Sigh (1)

sconeu (64226) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332975)

The *ONLY* classic April Fool Slashdot was OMG PONIES!!!!

All other /. April Fool jokes sucked.

Re:Sigh (2)

harrkev (623093) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333165)

The thing that I totally hate is trying to figure out what is a joke and what isn't. I am not educated enough on this particular topic to know obviously if it is a joke or not. Should I just automatically assume that there will be NO news on this site today, or is it possible that some real news might actually slip through?

The whole ROT-15 fiasco certainly does not help.

Boo on you /., king of putrescence.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,21 days | (#43334991)

There is something to be said for sticking with a joke no mater how unfunny it is.

Today made me feel worse about all the lame jokes I've ever made. Nothing I could possibly do compares to this. I've never even tortued anyone with weak encryption, in my whole life.

Any chance the steep drop in traffic will be noticed and remembered for next April 1st?

Yes, probably not, no.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332483)

Have some fun, will you?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=rot13+decoder+plugin

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332561)

It might have been funny once. It's just stupid the next 30 times.

Re:Sigh (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333033)

Emphasis on "might have been". What do they think this is? Saturday Night Live?

Re:Sigh (0)

r_pattonII (1960654) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332523)

Not funny at all and if this is the kind of stuff I will continue to find on Slashdot, I guess I will have to go somewhere else. This "encrypted post" was over the top and unacceptable. Someone needs to ensure these kinds of things are not allowed. This is suppose to be a site with credibility and I see today it had been lowered by this example.

Re:Sigh (1)

fliptout (9217) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332991)

It's too hard to decode rot13 text? See ya. Maybe slashdot should post stories in this manner every day to bring up the average reader's technical expertise to the old times's levels.

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332805)

Really!? /.'rs don't know howto use or have installed rot13?
Come on, us legacy guys can decode this stuff in our heads!

Now, get off my lawn!

Re:Sigh (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332849)

... and why isn't there a -1 "Whfg ovgpuvat nobhg Ncevy Sbby'f Qnl" mod?

Re:Sigh (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333679)

WAAAAAAA they do funny things on april first I'm so sad I can't live 24 hours without news ;(

Re:Sigh (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333733)

The really big joke will be when the whole ROT13 bullshit doesn't go away tomorrow.

Re:Sigh (1)

red crab (1044734) | 1 year,21 days | (#43336287)

Its hard to believe that Slashdot editing standards have sunk so deep that they can't even write a decent troll summary in English for their April Fool's Day stories. Logged in to Slashdot after two weeks, maybe next time it will be three more weeks before i see Slashdot again.

Svefg Cbfg! (1)

lcam (848192) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332319)

Fbhaq yvxr nabgure ornhebpeng gb zr!

Re:Svefg Cbfg! (5, Insightful)

Peaceful_Patriot (658116) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332621)

Indeed! I would also add, aoaoow elfsdolmrhb aioe ed we bwss!

Personally, I have enjoyed April 1 on /. for many years. Sometimes the jokes hit the mark, sometimes not so much. The best ones have enough grains of truth to seem plausible and there are always a few posters who take the bait. Lighten up a bit. If you don't appreciate the humor, skip this site on 4/1. Your 'site with credibility' will be restored on 4/2.

Re:Svefg Cbfg! (1)

lcam (848192) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332657)

:) indeed

Sbe jung vg'f jbegu, fbzr bs gur yngrfg erny arjf znxrf zr jvgu rirel qnl jurer Ncevy, 6.

Cyrnfr qba'g zvfhaqrefgnaq, V zrna gb fnl gurer ner fbzr cerggl zrffrq hc arjf jr nyy jbhyq jvfu jurer hagehr.

For what it's worth, while we are all enjoying this joke...

\0 is deadly. Kill the C stdlib! (1)

hackus (159037) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332321)

Systemd creator jumps off bridge. Apparently the guy couldn't take terminating his strings any more with \0.

What is the world coming to?

Down with the C stdlib.

-Hack

Boo (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332337)

Do people really get fooled by these "jokes"?

Re:Boo (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332749)

Which joke? The jokes contained in the article, or the meta-troll /. is playing on its readers? The level of butthurt on display here is freakin' awesome.

Re:Boo (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333417)

There was a joke in the article? Care to point it out?

Re:Boo (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333741)

c'mon, its obvious:

Ur qrgrezvarq gung gur TAH yvop jnf vafhssvpvrag sbe gur gnfx bs n qohf-ranoyrq pch ubttvat rznvy pyvrag, yrnqvat gb gur arj flfgrzq yvop

That's sooo Lennart...

What the hell? (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332341)

What the hell? Seriously.

Re:What the hell? (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332727)

Haha, let me answer that with a story. For one halloween back at the geek compound, I dressed up as a cop. I had the uniform (found it in Taco's closet next to the gimp suit) and some LED lights from thinkgeek that I put on the slashdot pt cruiser. Anyhow, I'm parked in the geek compound driveway (just got back from a jaeger run) when I see samzenpus stumble outside and start taking a piss on the scarecrow. So I flash the lights, get out, shine my led keyfob at him and tell him "Sir, I'm officer Dick Hurts. Have you been drinking?" Then I whip out my cock and say "Ok, I'm going to need a breathalyzer test. Place my dick in your mouth and suck." And he did!

Lol, yeah, anyhow samzenpus does get fooled quite easily.

rot 13 (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332351)

Seriously sucks. If you're going to rot, rot 26.

Re:rot 13 (1)

nightfury (2826503) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332457)

I had a hard time finding the entertainment value in this until somebody mentioned Bill Cosby in another post somewhere. Now all I can hear is "Va uvf glcvpny snfuvba Jello Puddin Paaps!" It has made today fairly more tolerable.

OMG PONIES!!!!! (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332381)

Nq bgnyy encuvpf Pbtfjryy HMW srngherf cebprffbe QPOJFT !!!

Not great (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332393)

The first was mildly amusing. Very mildly. Now it's starting to suck hard.

This isn't funny anymore. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332401)

In fact, it was never funny. Whoever suggested this "joke" should be fired as it's ruined Slashdot for the day.

Re:This isn't funny anymore. (2)

statingfrequency (913187) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332465)

Because taking 10 minutes to learn how to write a quick Greasemonkey script is too much effort.

Re:This isn't funny anymore. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332513)

Put a band-aid on it!

Re:This isn't funny anymore. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332619)

Yes it is. On the plus side it is a convient reminder of how useless the web is today.

Re:This isn't funny anymore. (1)

HaZardman27 (1521119) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332667)

Absolutely. The point of a news portal such as Slashdot is that it makes it easier to find news. There should be a switch on the front page to turn off the encoder for all summaries, rather than having to go in to a summary and click the link each time.

Re:This isn't funny anymore. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333517)

And just the same, every year there are whiny bitches complaining about how Slashdot sucks for the day; everything's ruined; this is why we can't have nice things! Get over it already.

Lame (2)

roman_mir (125474) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332435)

I tried posting in binary, /. complains with this:

Lameness filter encountered.
Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.

BUT BUT BUT, I think the entire /. is lame right now and they have the gall not the remove the 'lameness filter'?

Re:Lame (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332905)

Binary, meh. Try posting quotations from Thoughts from Chairman Mao in the original here, and see what happens.

Now quitcher bellyachin'.

Decoded (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332441)

Drink more Ovaltine.

Jul bu jul qb V svaq guvf perqvoyr? (1)

sl3xd (111641) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332445)

Tvira gur nzbhag bs fcvevgrq qvfphffvba naq snpg-fgergpuvat gung vf varivgnoyl n cneg bs nal flfgrzq qvfphffvba, V'z hafher jurgure be abg guvf vf na Ncevy Sbby'f wbxr - gbqnl'f qngr or qnzarq...

Is a middle finger to anonymous cowards the joke? (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332451)

My id is 153153, but I almost never log in because I prefer to browse anonymously. If slashdot really has that much of a problem with ACs, why not just require logging in to view or post instead of this silly passive-aggressive whining about it?

Re:Is a middle finger to anonymous cowards the jok (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332543)

I'm just amazed that the groupthink around here hates Facebook and its ilk for compiling data about them, yet is against people making anonymous posts.

ROT13 = Stupid (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332459)

This ROT13 is stupid, I'm not signing in to read April Fools garbage....TURN IT OFF...all you're doing is pissing people off...it's NOT funny.

Re:ROT13 = Stupid (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332525)

I'm not sure when playing a prank changed from a simple joke to being an annoying asshole, but like the kids on my lawn, I don't like it.

Ok seriously (1)

Sparticus789 (2625955) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332477)

It's lame. It was never funny. It is completely stupid. If I wanted to read stupid things on the internet, I would read Reddit.

Stupid idea slashdot (0)

DNX Blandy (666359) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332501)

How 2 piss your users off, do something stupid. This better be back 2 normal tmoz. I read slashdot daily as an awesome news feed. April fools or not, I'm not amused. Will go somewhere else if not sorted.

Hai (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332527)

I've been living haqre n ebpx

STUPID DOTNIC (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332569)

This site was never very interesting, just part of the vast wasteland of the internet. Now the stupidity has encrypted itself.
rinse wash repeat ad nauseum.

Stealing Lennart's joke (4, Insightful)

steveha (103154) | 1 year,22 days | (#43332605)

If you click on the link, you will find out that this isn't just a made-up Slashdot story; it was Lennart's joke. He said they are doing a replacement libc now, they plan to make systemd into an email client (a clear reference to Zawinski's Law), and they figure they will add an OS kernel someday, a gentle poke at GNU/HURD (it was right there in that post).

I'm not the biggest fan of April Fools humor, but at least in this case it was someone poking fun partially at himself.

Does adding a nasty, flamebait summary make the joke better?

In his typical fashion of replacing perfectly working software with useless broken-by-design crap, our dearest Lennart has decided that the time has come for systemd to gain an email program. He determined that the GNU libc was insufficient for the task of a dbus-enabled cpu hogging email client

Really? Really, Unknown Lamer? Did you actually think this vitriol is funny?

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333085)

It's called parody. Look it up.

You could be forgiven if you're not from North America or Western Europe. Most people around the world don't get the intense parody, sarcasm, and ironic commentary that's become commonplace in those two areas, and would, like you, mistake it as being insincere or in poor taste.

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,20 days | (#43346815)

this one looks more like a tragedy

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (1, Insightful)

Rob_Bryerton (606093) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333413)

Why is it vitriol? This guy's software is *shit*; pure, unadulterated shit. The only thing more fucked up than the shit he releases is that it's getting picked up by some distros. And for what? What problem does systemd solve? Ooh, can we boot faster? Who fucking cares? Who the hell turns off a computer in this day and age? It's a pure ripoff of Apple's (shitty) launchd. This stuff is replacing decades-proven systems, overcomplicating things, and for what? Either for the sake of change, or to mimic Apple.

This is a disturbing trend in open source software that will drive users away. I know nobody gives a shit, but this kind of trash software development will do further damage to Linux distros and drive technical users to *BSD or other platforms IMO. What happened to simplicity?

Guys (and gals), there is a point when some piece of software is feature-complete. The only reason most dev's add features to finished software is because that is what paying customers demand. But you don't have paying customers. You don't need to keep adding shit to your software. Finish it and move into maintenence mode and start a new project.

No I'm not trolling today, I'm just very passionate about this subject, and hate to see the damage it's doing to the Linux ecosystem. I'm just waiting for a registry-type system to be implemented by this asshole.

And Lennart: PLEASE, fuck off and die. Seriously. Now go ahead: mod me down ya' spineless cowards.

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (1)

Rob_Bryerton (606093) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333453)

And another thing! I knew this tool was behind sytemd and Pulse audio, but I just learned he is resposible for Avahi as well. Priceless! And that he works for Red Hat: that's just terrifying, and depressing as well. I'm starting to see why people despise Red Hat. Why RH, why?

I'm going to go cry now...

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333735)

yet another idiot who likely never actually used systemd and just regurgitates bandwagon bullshit. Lennart is far from an idiot and systemd was developed to solve system configuration problems at red hat, it isnt a cookie cutter solution (just try and run an ubuntu system with it). if you actually write software please reply with what so i can avoid it

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333841)

Who the hell turns off a computer in this day and age?

Literally everyone on Earth you worthless fucking waste of a cumshot. Go shoot yourself with a sawed off you stupid fucking dipshit.

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,21 days | (#43335483)

The only reason most dev's add features to finished software is because that is what paying customers demand. But you don't have paying customers.

Um, so you add features that your non-paying customers demand. Software is never "finished", as you'd know if you *cough* had ever written anything non-trivial.

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (1)

semi-extrinsic (1997002) | 1 year,21 days | (#43340535)

AFAIK, the reason for ArchLinux atleast adapting systemd is that it will eventually be the standard init for most Linux distros, such that each distro will have to spend less time maintaining and updating something which the end user cares little about.

And there aren't really that many gripes with systemd. I have found that it overrides some power management settings on my laptop, but that's somewhat expected, and I quickly updated the settings to my liking. systemd also makes a more noisy initialization of the sound card than sysvinit did, which I haven't been able to debug/understand.

Re:Stealing Lennart's joke (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,21 days | (#43335975)

steveha, go fuck your mother in the cunt. Is that enough vitriol for you? You god damn Linux faggots are so damn touchy. Fine, go and suck Lennart Poettering's flaccid little cock.

Twice the work, nothing I've posted as AC shows... (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332609)

...in case anyone actually sees some of this, knock it off or go fuck yourselves. It's not amusing. Lots of us are going to log in from work and apparently that doesn't work anyway. It's not a joke if no one is laughing.

Gur vebal vf gung Cyna9 npghnyyl qvq gung. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43332625)

Gur vebal vf gung Cyna9 npghnyyl qvq gung.

Security Hole in /.'s ROT13 encoder? (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43333313)

Did the second-to-last word in the summary slip through in plain text? Full disclosure please.

creat (2)

SteveR (12556) | 1 year,22 days | (#43333711)

'On the bright side "We also renamed the API call creat() to create()..."'

And there was much rejoicing.

Kickstarter (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,22 days | (#43334007)

In all seriousness, I'd put up a lot of money to have Lennart go to college and learn some other trade besides code.

I truly honestly (1)

invictusvoid (2882111) | 1 year,21 days | (#43335389)

I truly honestly hate April the 1st . Totally unnecessary . Sometimes overdone like in this case . and many a times outright irritating ....
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