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Teachable Robot Helps Assemble IKEA Furniture

Unknown Lamer posted 1 year,6 hours | from the next-step-world-domination dept.

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cylonlover writes "Teaching a robot how to deal with real-world problems is a challenging task. There has been much progress in building robots that can precisely repeat individual tasks with a level of speed and accuracy impossible for human craftspeople. But there are many more tasks that could be done if robots could be supplied with even a limited amount of judgment. A robotics group led by Professor Sylvain Calinon at the Italian Institute of Technology is making progress in solving this problem and has developed a robot whose purpose in life is to help a person build an IKEA table."

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Assemble the robot (5, Funny)

Kinthelt (96845) | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535527)

If they could now re-design the robot so that it could be shipped in flat boxes and assembled with an allen key, then that would be a huge step forward. Oh wait...

Re:Assemble the robot (1, Funny)

garcia (6573) | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535611)

If they could now re-design a furniture store where customers would buy furniture which would be then delivered to their homes already assembled would be a huge step forward. Oh wait...

Re:Assemble the robot (1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535741)

If only they could re-design people to be able to follow pictorial step-by-step instructions without embedding an allen key in their eye socket...

Re:Assemble the robot (1)

ackthpt (218170) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535761)

If they'd only invent a robot which could find a parking space, get into the store, pay for it and then take it back to its space assemble it, we wouldn't need so many people =)

Re:Assemble the robot (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43536077)

If they'd only invent a robot which could find a parking space, get into the store, pay for it and then take it back to its space assemble it, we wouldn't need so many people =)

...and make noodles [slashdot.org] for you so you can enjoy them on your new table!

Re:Assemble the robot (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535729)

Is this a reference to one of my favorite Asimov stories? From: http://alanchick.info/page8.html:

Insert Knob A in Hold B (1957)
Two men working on a space station bemoan the fact that nothing works - everything is shipped to them in pieces, so they have to assemble them themselves, following confusing instructions. Finally Earth sends them a robot capable of assembling anything. They open the crate and find the robot - in 500 pieces, and with confusing assembly instructions.

Re:Assemble the robot (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535857)

Nice. I'll have to read that one!

Re:Assemble the robot (1)

Kjella (173770) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535777)

A robot army that could assemble itself from flat storage - assuming one is operational for the original assembly or hand assembled does sound like something from a sci-fi plot about world domination...

Re:Assemble the robot (3, Funny)

plover (150551) | about a year ago | (#43539371)

A robot army that could assemble itself from flat storage - assuming one is operational for the original assembly or hand assembled does sound like something from a sci-fi plot about world domination...

Let me guess, the story is titled "I, Kea".

Re:Assemble the robot (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#43552555)

As a New Zealander, let me warn you: you do NOT want a kea [wikipedia.org] helping you assemble furniture.

Re:Assemble the robot (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43536049)

Punch line for next joke:

No, it's robots all the way back.

redesign the table so... (1)

schlachter (862210) | 1 year,36 minutes | (#43539029)

it could be easily assembled by a robot...rather than design the robot around a human table building design.

The bad news (2)

AshFan (879808) | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535555)

The bad news is that you need to first assemble the robot.

Re:The bad news (3, Funny)

SJHillman (1966756) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535677)

But the good news is you can use the inevitable left over parts from assembling to robot to replace the missing parts from assembling the furniture.

Re:The bad news (4, Funny)

ackthpt (218170) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535773)

The bad news is you'll need to buy yet another piece of Ikea furniture, a cabinet to store the robot in.

Re:The bad news (1)

LifesABeach (234436) | 1 year,2 hours | (#43538101)

Help me with my math here; 2 robotic arms, 6 people = 1 robot?

Re:The bad news (1)

ackthpt (218170) | 1 year,2 hours | (#43538233)

You're forgetting the extra robot which stands by and appreciates the Scandinavian simplicity of the furniture. That's extra.

Re:The bad news (1)

Jawnn (445279) | 1 year,1 hour | (#43538641)

It's not your math skill that's lacking so much as it's your English. FTFS... "...developed a robot whose purpose in life is to help a person build an IKEA table..."

Re:The bad news (1)

K. S. Kyosuke (729550) | about a year ago | (#43539771)

The bad news is you'll need to buy yet another piece of Ikea furniture, a cabinet to store the robot in.

...unless the Ikea robot is a Transformer. In that case, it just *becomes* the cabinet!

Turing test passed! (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535559)

Turing test passed!

Re:Turing test passed! (5, Funny)

Chrisq (894406) | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535623)

Turing test passed!

Only if it shows frustration and regularly emits swear words like "what a piece of shit, the fucking holes don't line up".

Re:Turing test passed! (1)

malignant_minded (884324) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43536999)

Professor Farnsworth: Good news, anyone. The Swedish Robot from kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
kea Robot: Enjoy your affordable Swedish crap.

Re:Turing test passed! (1)

nospam007 (722110) | 1 year,2 hours | (#43538131)

""what a piece of shit, the fucking holes don't line up"."

Actually they do line up. It's for people like you that the robot was built.

Re:Turing test passed! (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,1 hour | (#43538461)

Really? I guess that means I'm not human.

Putting together Ikea furniture without reading the instructions is like solving a puzzle, which I would have thought would have appealed to people reading a site targeted towards geeks and nerds.

Demo (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535567)

Homeowner: "I can't even figure out which end is up. Is this the back panel or the side panel? Or neither?"

Robot: "Searching... here is... IKEA instruction video."

(later)

Homeowner: "This f***ing thing is missing some screws! How am I ever going to find the correct part?"

Robot: "Searching... here is... IKEA customer support number."

Re:Demo (1)

Chrisq (894406) | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535633)

Homeowner: "I can't even figure out which end is up. Is this the back panel or the side panel? Or neither?"

Robot: "Searching... here is... IKEA instruction video."

(later)

Homeowner: "This f***ing thing is missing some screws! How am I ever going to find the correct part?"

Robot: "Searching... here is... IKEA customer support number."

Homeowner approaches robot with screwdriver: "I think I've just had a better idea!".

MY BUTT IS ON FYIAH!!! (-1)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,6 hours | (#43535593)


 

Dante's Inferno (1)

OffTheLip (636691) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535637)

The Italian Institute of Technology has "developed a robot whose purpose in life is to help a person build an IKEA table." and effectively traversing Dante's 9 circles of hell. Bravo!

Re:Dante's Inferno (1)

SternisheFan (2529412) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535751)

Every time I've put together an IKEA project, there was always a mistake somewhere in the drawings. I had to stare at the pieces, then the intructions for a good half hour before the, "Oh! That's what's wrong!" intuitive leap got made in my brain.

A computer being logical, would have to be able to adjust for human error, so it would need to be able to 'think' like an illogical human. Until that leap in computer logic happens, they'll always need human guidance.

Now, where did I put that allen wrench key?

Re:Dante's Inferno (1)

bickerdyke (670000) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535871)

If the drawings in the IKEA instructions in a given match what you have assembled so far, that's usually not the fault of the intrsuctions...

Re:Dante's Inferno (1)

SternisheFan (2529412) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535997)

If the drawings in the IKEA instructions in a given match what you have assembled so far, that's usually not the fault of the intrsuctions...

I'd always have the correct amount of parts (after swearing something was missing, I'd find it). There'd be a sticker missing on a board, or the instructions weren't clear enough, there was always something amiss enough for me to have to disassemble a halfway assembled project, invert a board, then it goes together right. And the pre-bored glue-pressed boards have a low threshhold of strength, and begin to disintegrate if stressed. Blame the human assembler to a point, the plans are never precise enough. When I see a robot autonomously open a box, scan the instructions into memory, and faultlessly assemble a complicated IKEA piece, then I will be impressed.

Re:Dante's Inferno (3, Informative)

Chris Mattern (191822) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536343)

You know, I keep reading these sorts of things, and it puzzles me. "I've never had an IKEA kit that wasn't screwed up somehow." "I've never had an IKEA instruction set that didn't have a mistake." I've bought I a fair amount of IKEA furniture (and am planning to get more in the near future) and never had any of these problems. I've had exactly one problem with IKEA furniture, and that was my fault (I assembled a shelf piece backwards so that the unfinished edge faced out). What am I doing wrong?

Re:Dante's Inferno (1)

Inda (580031) | about a year ago | (#43544475)

Nothing.

I've gone one stage further. Furniture board is cheap, furniture blocks are cheap, screws are cheap, edging tape is cheap, ..., and my local builder's merchant gives me 20 free cuts from his super-sharp rip/cross-cut saw. I just supply him with a cutting list. I've actually had some fun designing things on Google's Sketch-up, and dimensioning is a breeze.

I do buy draw enclosures readymade, as they're a pain to make solid and the fronts are beyond the tools I have at home.

The edging tape is simply ironed on and trimmed with a chisel or blade. It would have taken all of 5 minutes to "fix" your backwards shelf.

Decorator's caulk is ultra-cheap, and it fills all the gaps. I'd even use on Ikea shit if I bought any. Its rubbery nature means it doesn't crack.

So, back on topic, take your job-stealin' robots and do one. I roll my own.

Re:Dante's Inferno (4, Informative)

slim (1652) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536513)

I'm always tremendously impressed by the accuracy of Ikea instructions, and the little tricks they put into the design to make it more foolproof. I've bought flatpack furniture from other sources, and there tends to be much more to go wrong. Ikea do things like ensure that screws and screw-holes won't line up if you try to join the wrong two parts.

Ikea seem to iterate their designs (the ones they don't phase out) to make them easier to assemble, and cheaper to produce. When I first bought Billy shelving, over a decade ago, it was uniformly laminated. When I bought some more, years later, they'd ascertained which surfaces would be concealed, and used non-matching laminate (presumably cheap, remaindered stock) for those parts.

RTFM bot? (2)

Racemaniac (1099281) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535675)

i mean isn't that the only difficulty of assembling ikea furniture? reading the manual instead of just diving in and hoping you'll figure it out yourself?

of course, then the issue would become how would people be able to comprehend how this bot works, if they don't read manuals, so we'd need a bot to help you read the manual for this bot, but...

hmm, this 'll never work!

Re:RTFM bot? (1)

game kid (805301) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535803)

of course, then the issue would become how would people be able to comprehend how this bot works, if they don't read manuals, so we'd need a bot to help you read the manual for this bot, but...

No, that's simple. Just shrug the details off as "intellectual property" [slashdot.org] and everyone will be both convinced that it works and scared to make anything similar.

Re:RTFM bot? (1)

LoRdTAW (99712) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536403)

One frustrating part is when you realize that some panels might be unfinished along a single edge and that panel can be assembled backwards and still fit. It might not be that obvious in the instructions. Also, some panels that are for drawer support can also be assembled backwards with the holes for the drawer track facing the wrong way.

Those two problems bit me when I was helping my brother and his girlfriend furnish their new apartment. We assembled a TV stand with the drawer panel in backwards and an unfinished edge was visible from the front, we were working on it from the back. We had to disassemble nearly the entire stand and start over again.

Ikea, furniture for divorced men and college students.

Re:RTFM bot? (1)

VortexCortex (1117377) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536729)

i mean isn't that the only difficulty of assembling ikea furniture? reading the manual instead of just diving in and hoping you'll figure it out yourself?

Often times the dive-in approach is required at some stage -- even if you RTFM -- due to incompleteness or mistake laden documentation.
In other words: T M is to F'd to R.

Re:RTFM bot? (4, Interesting)

tlhIngan (30335) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43537075)

i mean isn't that the only difficulty of assembling ikea furniture? reading the manual instead of just diving in and hoping you'll figure it out yourself?

Often times the dive-in approach is required at some stage -- even if you RTFM -- due to incompleteness or mistake laden documentation.
  In other words: T M is to F'd to R.

Strange, the IKEA instructions tend to be fairly good. Perhaps because they have people actually testing them?

The only real time I just "dove in" was when there was very little provided other than a quick-start guide with the rest of the documentation on PDF somewhere. In which case reading the docs is more work than just diving in. But since IKEA, Nintendo and others provide full printed docs, I tend to read them because it's a lot easier to sit down with the thing and the manual.

Hell, the IKEA ones tend to be printed on large paper that sits flat and shows a lot of detail, rather than cost save and print it on tiny slips where reproduction is poor and details become smudges.

Oh I know the problem! IKEA manuals assume you have a brain! That's it., the manuals don't hand hold you through the process. You have to figure out which way a piece is supposed to go (to hide the unlaminated surface and figure out which way is up). You also have to interpret drawings that assume a working knowledge of the tools and parts that came in the kit. The instructions are too intellectual for most of the population!

Re:RTFM bot? (4, Funny)

dinfinity (2300094) | 1 year,2 hours | (#43537771)

Oh I know the problem! IKEA manuals assume you have a brain!

This is exactly right.

In reality, assembling IKEA stuff isn't much (if any) harder than assembling a certain LEGO design (which most 8 year old children have very little difficulties with).
The whole bitching about assembling IKEA furniture is nothing more than a popular meme originating from and perpetuated by people who consider everything that requires slightly more mental effort than scratching their ass and operating a TV remote a burden.

These are the same people who find operating a microwave or a washing machine mystifying ("How DO they work??").

re: bitching about IKEA assembly (1)

King_TJ (85913) | about a year ago | (#43539637)

To be fair, I have to disagree somewhat.

When I moved into the townhouse our family is in now, I bought a lot of IKEA furniture (vs. trying to deal with dis-assembly and moving of existing stuff that wasn't worth the moving expenses to transport anyway).

As I started putting a number of items together, I realized they have a number of common methods of assembly. For example, a dresser, a nightstand or a bed with drawers underneath generally uses the exact same hardware and the same assembly concepts to build the drawers and attach the needed rails.

They tend to use a similar method for constructing a frame for a bookshelf or the "shell" of a dresser or nightstand too.

So once you've worked with a couple of these common items of theirs, you get pretty proficient with the bulk of assembly of other IKEA products using those concepts (the cogs go in all the larger circular holes, and the wood pegs go in all the medium sized holes that aren't drilled all the way through, while the metal pegs screw into the smaller, adjacent, partially-drilled through holes, etc. etc.)

That doesn't mean anyone complaining about putting IKEA together is an idiot who can barely work the microwave or clothes washer! I bought one of their queen size platform beds with a separate headboard with storage cubbies in it, and the thing was a relative beast to assemble. I easily spent the majority of my day on it. A Malm chest usually comes in one box and you can slap it together in 30 minutes. This was something like 5-6 big boxes worth of parts, and involved some assembly that was a real challenge to do by myself. (Sure, with 2 people, it would be easier -- but you don't always have that second person handy to stand around and hold parts for you throughout the afternoon, as needed.)

Re: bitching about IKEA assembly (2)

dinfinity (2300094) | about a year ago | (#43541123)

This was something like 5-6 big boxes worth of parts, and involved some assembly that was a real challenge to do by myself.

That is besides the point. The IKEA-construction meme revolves around having parts left over and lack of understanding of the intended assembly process.
That is markedly different from construction being difficult when done alone.

Furthermore, I just looked at the type of bed you mentioned and the second page of the assembly instructions actually very intuitively makes clear that assembly should be done with two people:
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/assembly_instructions/brimnes-bed-frame-with-storage__AA-473492-10_pub.pdf [ikea.com]
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/assembly_instructions/mandal-bed-frame-with-storage__AA-261173-9_pub.PDF [ikea.com]

You might want to check whether the instructions you have contain a similar indication.

Correct the spaces and punctuation... (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535685)

A conservative, a liberal, a Muslim, and a tea-party member were in a class
A teacher put this problem on a board:

Add spaces and punctuation to make a sentence:

mary chos eisl amab adre ligi onas herp rese ntat iont opic

The conservative student came forward and wrote: Mary chose Islam, a bad religion, as her presentation topic.
The liberal student came forward ans wrote: Mary chose "Islam: a bad religion?" as her presentation topic.
The Muslim student came forward ans wrote: Mary chose "Islamabad religion" as her presentation topic.
The tea party student came forward and said "Duh, I fink it's some sort of code"!

Re:Correct the spaces and punctuation... (3, Funny)

operagost (62405) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536217)

And they all flunked because the instructions were to add spaces, not to take any away. They all went to summer school with AC, who eventually dropped out, went on "disability" and started writing articles for Huffington Post.

Great! (1)

DNS-and-BIND (461968) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535691)

Another white people problem solved by other whites.

How about accomplishing something meaningful for minorities for a change?

Re:Great! (2)

smooth wombat (796938) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535823)

How about accomplishing something meaningful for minorities for a change?

They are. Whites will be the minority around 2050 [businessinsider.com] .

They're just looking towards the future rather than living in the past where no black, hispanic or asian person ever shoped at an IKEA.

Re:Great! (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43536033)

A robot that can cut crack cocaine?

Re:Great! (2)

Arrepiadd (688829) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536297)

Another white people problem solved by other whites.

How about accomplishing something meaningful for minorities for a change?

I think IKEA sells furniture to those as well.

Re:Great! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#43540513)

Everybody look at the racist. He thinks only white people can shop.

Assembling Ikea furniture... (3, Funny)

Dancindan84 (1056246) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535755)

The wanted to have it learn how to solve the Riemann hypothesis, but decided to go with a more difficult task instead.

fellow luddites, rise up now! (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535769)

They took the jobs of auto plant workers, and I said nothing, but I'll be damned if they will take my place in the family as "guy who assembles stuff"!

Re:fellow luddites, rise up now! (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,50 minutes | (#43538927)

"First they came for the auto workers, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't an auto worker...
"Then they came for the old people's medicine (which they use as fuel), and I didn't speak up because I wasn't an old person...
"Then they came for me, and I couldn't break free, because their claws are made of metal, and robots are strong."

I want to know how it handles returns (1)

Colin Castro (2881349) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535801)

What does it do when it doesn't get all of the pieces in the box?

Re:I want to know how it handles returns (1)

operagost (62405) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536305)

If it's anything like my reaction in that situation, we definitely don't want to be around. Because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

Re:I want to know how it handles returns (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,3 hours | (#43537159)

Goes online and makes a request to customer support, the parks itself in front of the mail box...

an ikea building robot is more (4, Funny)

nimbius (983462) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535843)

difficult to engineer than most people think. tasks involved in ikea assembly are uniquely human and should be given substantial consideration in my opinion. Features id like to see in this robot are:

1. the ability to identify the product as an exclusive export of the country of sweden, despite gratuitous labeling that confirms its chinese origin
2. capable of roaming inside an ikea store for more than 4 hours while a simulated 'wife' process randomly generates and discards a database of product selections
3. a packing and sorting method to attach an ikea product to or inside of a vehicle in such a manner as to require its occupants to either hold it with their hands or contort out of its way for a transit duration of no less than 25 minutes.
4. the ability to process the most difficult or time consuming outcomes of manufacturing the product. this should be done while exposed to both the instruction manual, and the tiny wrench included.
5. the ability to dynamically generate explitives in realtime while constructing the product. this is important as ive found most ikea furnature will not assemble properly unless confronted with a broad range of offensive, confusing and nonsensical phrases.
6. the ability to expound historical facts about the country of sweden while consuming confections and "meat balls" inside an actual ikea. for this to work properly the food stuffs must be violently ejected from the rear of the robot afterwards.

Re:an ikea building robot is more (2)

r2kordmaa (1163933) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43536969)

Seems like a fancy piece of software and some R&D never hurts, but as an industrial automation engineer i dont think its possible to actually sell a robot like that. Its not possible to make it safe as per regulations. Safety pretty much dooms any designs where fully functional robot and human must share workspace Safety is not a condition of "Its safe when operator isnt doing something silly, software hasnt crashed, camera doesnt have a splatter of operators blood on it and there is no mechanical or electrical fault in device". To meet safety standards a machine must have redundant failsafes, when operator is present there are limits to premitted kinetic energy, force, torque... and these must be hardware limits. The real world implication of these regulations is that robot becomes absolutely useless when operator is present and that is why you have safety screens, covers etc to make sure that human cannot be in the working area of fully functional machine. When operator can touch any moving part of the machine it cannot function normally, a safety mode that limits robots capabilities is used to teach, calibrate etc a machine.

how about (1)

olip85 (1770514) | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535983)

How about designing a robot whose purpose in life is to help a person 3d print missing screws and bolts from said IKEA tables? That would be useful.

Re:how about (1)

csumpi (2258986) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43536867)

A: Rarely happens.
B: They give you bags of screws for free at IKEA if you find any missing.
C: Can't print metal.
D: The price of Robot, Printer, Metal filament, time spent Designing, Printing, would greatly outweigh any argument against option B.

Re:how about (1)

olip85 (1770514) | about a year ago | (#43539525)

A: Rarely happens.

B: They give you bags of screws for free at IKEA if you find any missing.

C: Can't print metal.

D: The price of Robot, Printer, Metal filament, time spent Designing, Printing, would greatly outweigh any argument against option B.

A: You would be surprized
B: Not everybody lives close to an IKEA. I live hundreds of kilometers from an IKEA.
C: It does not HAVE to be metal. Anything sturdy enough can replace metal.
D: ? That's not the point.

So this means that robots... (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,5 hours | (#43535991)

Have officially passed humanity in intelligence.
Who knew the Singularity would begin with IKEA instructions...

Robot is doing the wrong task (1)

earthman (12244) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536185)

It seems to me they taught the robot to perform an almost completely unnecessary task. You might as well leave the tabletop on the floor and then screw in the legs.

Now, if the human would hold the tabletop near the robot, and the robot would pick up the legs and screw them in, that would be something.

Re:Robot is doing the wrong task (1)

slim (1652) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536625)

It seems to me they taught the robot to perform an almost completely unnecessary task.

Well, in this specific task, yes. But more generally what they've done could be useful. Their actual achievement is to program a robot so that it can learn by observation when to go from one task to another. The human wants the robot to help him position the table, then he wants the robot to hold it still. The robot infers when to stop moving, and start holding still, based on the movement of the human (and the table leg).

It's just a toy problem for research, and the techniques can be used for other situations where a computer vision system needs to infer from what it sees, what do do next. When to change from patrolling a site to pursuing an intruder, for example.

You might as well leave the tabletop on the floor and then screw in the legs.

Now, if the human would hold the tabletop near the robot, and the robot would pick up the legs and screw them in, that would be something.

Yes, and it would be less of a challenge. In fact I'm sure it's already been done - recognise a screw hole, quickly and accurately mate it with a screw and rotate until tight.

Re:Robot is doing the wrong task (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,3 hours | (#43537343)

> recognise a screw hole, quickly and accurately mate it with a screw and rotate until tight.

Oo, baby, I love it when you talk dirty. Are you Swedish?

Re:Robot is doing the wrong task (2)

VortexCortex (1117377) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536773)

Now, if the human would hold the tabletop near the robot, and the robot would pick up the legs and screw them in, that would be something.

Or, if the human could just relax on the tabletop while the robot screwed it, that would be something.

sentanced to build ikea tables for life (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536199)

a cruel and unusual punisment it was. The robot wars began so.

Life? Don't talk to me about life. (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,3 hours | (#43537275)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to put together a table.

In the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalog (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536293)

...and that's how I met Tyler Durden.

So, what you're telling me is... (1)

gestalt_n_pepper (991155) | 1 year,4 hours | (#43536537)

Intelligent robots have already exceeded my mental ability? I knew it. First it's noodles, then it's IKEA furniture, then it's the world's thermonuclear weapons. Oh, will we ever learn....?

In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks (1)

csumpi (2258986) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43536795)

This is a an example of what Adam Carolla refers to as the pussyfication of America in his book titled In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks [amazon.com] , just s/America/Whole World/.

Seriously, if assembling IKEA furniture is a "real life problem", then we got much bigger problems. On a side note, wouldn't having to buy a robot defeat the purpose of buying cheap semi-diy semi-permanent furniture?

Re:In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,1 hour | (#43538619)

It is a "real life problem," that doesn't imply it's a particularly big one. Life is filled with menial tasks that we would prefer to let others do.

I worked for a university department under a particularly clueless manager. He had the sysadmin and I (database guy) moving furniture from one lab to another. I complained to the sysadmin that this wasn't our job, and he said "If we don't do it, it won't get done. There is nobody in the department whose job this is. And if they want to pay me $40 an hour to move tables, that's their problem."

Childhood Training (1)

JeanCroix (99825) | 1 year,3 hours | (#43536927)

At the time, I never imagined that a childhood spent playing with a Danish toy [lego.com] would prepare me to someday be quite proficient at assembling Swedish furniture.

How about... (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,2 hours | (#43537687)

How about they spend their time creating a robot that can write meaningful and useful Ikea furniture assembly instructions instead? I could assemble the damn furniture myself if the instructions made any damn sense.

That's nothing! (1)

frank_adrian314159 (469671) | 1 year,2 hours | (#43538109)

Make a robot that can disassemble a piece of IKEA furniture and reassemble it without it collapsing the next time it's used! Then you have something!

This will allow designers more freedom (0)

Anonymous Coward | 1 year,1 hour | (#43538779)

So the designs will get more complex, and robots and people will be even more confused.

John McCarthy once said... (2)

Invisible Now (525401) | 1 year,4 minutes | (#43539267)

John McCarthy, who coined the term Artificial Intelligence, once said:

"We sent a grant proposal to ARPA a while ago. We proposed to build an AI Robot system that could read the instructions and assemble a Heathkit radio. We estimated the project would take 18 months and cost $87,000."

Everyone sitting in the Stanford AI class laughed.

"It always seems we're just 18 months and $87,000 away from everything in AI..." John concluded.

The year was 1975...

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