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Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator

samzenpus posted about a year ago | from the he-told-you-he'd-be-back dept.

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sfcrazy writes "Arnold Schwarzenegger returned to movies after his role as Governator of California and the legendary actor is all set to play the role of The Terminator once again — the character which turned him into an icon. Schwarzenegger told the fan site TheArnoldFans.com, 'I'm very happy that the studios want me to be in Terminator 5 and to star as the Terminator.'"

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Much awaited.. (5, Informative)

vencs (1937504) | about a year ago | (#44002461)

Paycheck

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Funny)

roman_mir (125474) | about a year ago | (#44002565)

He'll be back...

for it.

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Insightful)

Elbereth (58257) | about a year ago | (#44002633)

Yeah, I have to admit that it sounds like nothing but a paycheck. Given that the last two Terminator films were pretty forgettable, I'm hoping that they just do a reboot. Wipe everything clean, start with a brand new story, and get a real director (with a real name, not a nickname).

If they do a reboot, they could bring in Arnie in a small role. Make him a military leader responsible for pushing through Skynet, rewarded for his years of service to the country by being the first 3D model used to create a humanoid Terminator. That could work. It would even explain why he's 60-65 years old, yet the Terminator looks half that age. See? It's not hopeless. It's just incredibly unlikely that this will turn into a good film.

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Funny)

seededfury (699094) | about a year ago | (#44002715)

forgettable indeed. I thought there were only 2 movies............

Re:Much awaited.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002783)

I thought T4 was pretty good, actually, great ending. If there's one thing about movie reviews, they tend to be very personal and not worth much. So take my input with a grain of salt as well. :)

Re:Much awaited.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002951)

Terminator Salvation sucked hard, but Terminator 3 was pretty good. Some of the demolition scenes were awesome and Nick Stahl, despite being a drugged out loser, manages to play a better John Conner than lil' Eddie Furlong and Christian "Kyle Reeth" Bale..

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Insightful)

voss (52565) | about a year ago | (#44003177)

I liked Terminator 3 a) Because Arnold played the T-850 like an old obsolete model and it worked. b) They didnt wimp out with the ending...the nukes actually flew. c) Claire Danes.

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Insightful)

jurco (2851147) | about a year ago | (#44003039)

I'm hoping that they just do a reboot. Wipe everything clean, start with a brand new story, and get a real director (with a real name, not a nickname).

Why would you wipe one of the most well-known and coolest stories in the whole genre? That would just be asking for trouble. This isn't Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Judge Dredd or Total Recall - i.e. the source material is the movie. Wipe everything clean, and you might as well not even be making a Terminator movie. I hope I never see the day when the first two are remade. If you must "reboot", "reboot" bad movies that could/should have been good (Daredevil and Resident Evil come immediately to mind).

Re:Much awaited.. (1)

cold fjord (826450) | about a year ago | (#44003317)

Yeah, I have to admit that it sounds like nothing but a paycheck. Given that the last two Terminator films were pretty forgettable, I'm hoping that they just do a reboot. Wipe everything clean, start with a brand new story, and get a real director (with a real name, not a nickname).

I might have found a script for a concept. It already contains a lot of the elements of successful action / adventure / sci-fi movies. It just needs a bit of polishing such as a rewrite refocusing on Arnold's character and higher production values. Terminator: X25 [youtube.com] .

Re:Much awaited.. (2)

theedgeofoblivious (2474916) | about a year ago | (#44003455)

If they do a reboot, they could bring in Arnie in a small role. Make him a military leader responsible for pushing through Skynet, rewarded for his years of service to the country by being the first 3D model used to create a humanoid Terminator. That could work. It would even explain why he's 60-65 years old, yet the Terminator looks half that age.

Like this? [youtube.com]

Re:Much awaited.. (1)

Luckyo (1726890) | about a year ago | (#44003529)

No worries. They'll just put so much make up on that he'll look like he's in his twenties. Sorta.

Remember this is hollywood. Everything is fake.

Re:Much awaited.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003637)

I bet that the film will be called Terminator Origins. It will show how the dude became the Terminator.

Re:Much awaited.. (5, Funny)

bratwiz (635601) | about a year ago | (#44003287)

"Are you Sarah Connor?"

"Yes..."

"Uh... I forgot why I'm here."

Re:Much awaited.. (1)

mrmeval (662166) | about a year ago | (#44003665)

YES PAYCHECK! YES! CGI PLASTIQUE SURGERY!

What we won't see is:
Good acting from the cast other than Arnold.
Good script
Tastefully and expertly used CGI
Good script
A final ending to the madness!

Isn't he getting.... (4, Insightful)

Red_Chaos1 (95148) | about a year ago | (#44002507)

...too old for this shit?

All kidding aside, he's pretty aged, I can't really see him faithfully doing the Terminator as he was back in the 80's and 90's. I mean yeah, make-up and CG and all, but even then.

Re:Isn't he getting.... (1)

Millennium (2451) | about a year ago | (#44002521)

Yeah, I've got to say: how much makeup do they have to DO on him nowadays?

Slashdot is aging as well (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002605)

Arnold is not the only one who is aging, Slashdot too has old and senile, so senile that the story of Arnold starring as a geriatric terminator gets to appear here

Re:Slashdot is aging as well (5, Funny)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003181)

Don't write so fast, sonny! We can't read that fast!

Chronic liar, loser, and drugee (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003417)

In my opinion, Schwarzenegger is a chronic liar, a loser, and a drugee who was able to convince people he wasn't. People who actually knew him, left him, like his wife.

Read the book, Fantastic, The life of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger's father was a member of the Nazi party and an alcoholic. From page 16, "He was an angry drunk, and there were rumors in the village that when he wended his way home in the evening hours, he beat his wife."

Another quote, from page 49: "... he began a level of gamesmanship, of sheer trickery, of subterfuge, that had never before been seen in bodybuilding. He did not try to hide his actions but proudly admitted them afterward."

He manipulated people.

CG Avatar (1)

sanman2 (928866) | about a year ago | (#44002733)

They'll just put the facial-capture stuff on him, so that he can mouth out the words in his usual robotic way, and they'll slap it all onto some CG model, a la Avatar.

In which case, why not just hire an impressionist who can do Arnie's accent on the cheap, and then map his stuff onto the CG model?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHne90OqwAg [youtube.com]

Re:CG Avatar (3, Informative)

anglico (1232406) | about a year ago | (#44003127)

I think they did this with Crispin Glover's character in Back To The Future 2, and he sued the studio for using his likeness. I can't find the article right this moment but IIRC Crispin Glover won the suit and now studios can't use an actors likeness without their permission.

Re:CG Avatar (1, Informative)

anglico (1232406) | about a year ago | (#44003139)

From the wikipedia article:
 

Dissatisfied with these plans, Glover filed a lawsuit against the producers, including Steven Spielberg, on the grounds that they neither owned his likeness nor had permission to use it. Due to Glover's lawsuit, there are now clauses in the Screen Actors Guild collective bargaining agreements which state that producers and actors are not allowed to use such methods to reproduce the likeness of other actors.[7]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future_Part_II#Replacement_of_Crispin_Glover [wikipedia.org]

Re:CG Avatar (1)

Culture20 (968837) | about a year ago | (#44003437)

This isn't an "other actor". It's arnie's image on arnie.

Re:Isn't he getting.... (2)

thereitis (2355426) | about a year ago | (#44002809)

Hopefully he doesn't fall into the "been here, done that" groove that so many older action hero actors seem to fall into (I'm looking at you, Bruce Willis). It's not exciting to watch. Make it a fresh challenge and put your soul into it.

Re:Isn't he getting.... (1)

Ol Olsoc (1175323) | about a year ago | (#44003031)

...too old for this shit?

All kidding aside, he's pretty aged, I can't really see him faithfully doing the Terminator as he was back in the 80's and 90's. I mean yeah, make-up and CG and all, but even then.

I hear he'll be using a really tricked out Hoverround.

Re:Isn't he getting.... (1)

NormHome (99305) | about a year ago | (#44003077)

After watching The Last Stand, Arnold is without a doubt too old. But if they use some Avatar like technology I'm sure they can make him as good as new, we have the technology.

I just really hope they get a good script and some good casting, Terminator 3 was absolutely dreadful, starting with a really bad script to casting Nick Stahl as John Connor. They made his character a simpering emotional wreak and not the great leader of men who would lead mankind to overthrow Skynet. Terminator 4 was moderately better as Christian Bale better fit the character that we so briefly caught a glimpse of in the original movie but I sort of felt it was disjointed and that in the end nothing was really resolved.

Re:Isn't he getting.... (1)

Nyder (754090) | about a year ago | (#44003577)

...too old for this shit?

All kidding aside, he's pretty aged, I can't really see him faithfully doing the Terminator as he was back in the 80's and 90's. I mean yeah, make-up and CG and all, but even then.

All the big action stars of the 80's that keep on putting out movies, even though they are old as fuck, needs to stop. Serious, it's as bad as watching Mick Jagger dance around for the last decade. There is a time to stop, and it's in your 50's.

Not saying they can't still do movies, they can. But as action stars? No.

Enough already! (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002515)

We've already had four terminator movies with the last decent one being the 2nd movie. The third was just an excuse to get a female terminator with big boobs killing people, the 4th movie was horrendous, and for crying out loud the tv show Sarah Connor chronicles was better then the movies in some aspects. I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home where John Connor is in and kill him with false terminator teeth?

Re:Enough already! (0)

xQuarkDS9x (646166) | about a year ago | (#44002553)

We've already had four terminator movies with the last decent one being the 2nd movie. The third was just an excuse to get a female terminator with big boobs killing people, the 4th movie was horrendous, and for crying out loud the tv show Sarah Connor chronicles was better then the movies in some aspects. I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home where John Connor is in and kill him with false terminator teeth?

It could be worse! If they got Bey or Abrahms to do it then we'd see more lense flares and ultra fast fight scenes and no story followed by more lense flares and more female terminators with big boobs that open up to be machine gun cannons or flame throwers.

Re:Enough already! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002795)

with big boobs that open up to be machine gun cannons or flame throwers.

OPPAI MISSILE! [youtube.com]

Re:Enough already! (1)

SpaceMonkies (2868125) | about a year ago | (#44003547)

lmao!!

Re:Enough already! (2)

Longjmp (632577) | about a year ago | (#44002559)

I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home [...]

Terminator on wheelchair. Now that would be some new idea ;)

Re:Enough already! (5, Funny)

NoNonAlphaCharsHere (2201864) | about a year ago | (#44002753)

Terminator on wheelchair. Now that would be some new idea

Been done. They're called Daleks.

Re:Enough already! (1)

cold fjord (826450) | about a year ago | (#44003397)

Bah, traditional Daleks have been done to death. Someone needs to take them in a new direction.

What about this: Dalek Beauty Salon.

Dalek: Missus Moneypenny....you skin looks.....awful .....I have warned you..... now we EXFOLIATE... EXFOLIATE ... EXFOLIATE

Dalek: Do you find ... your appearance ... agree..able?

Missus Moneypenny: Oh, rather!

Re:Enough already! (1)

Tough Love (215404) | about a year ago | (#44002607)

I didn't bother with the fourth terminator after being thoroughly underwhelmed by the third. I will pass on this one too, I won't pay money to see a wrinkly flabby terminator.

Yes! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002811)

I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home where John Connor is in and kill him with false terminator teeth?

Yes, they send back the Old-80, naked (*barf*) and he kicks some old people's ass and takes their walkers and Harleys - who else rides Harleys but old people?

So then, he takes his walker and Harley and tries to kill or save (depending on the plot) John Conner's brother's room mate's sister's lesbian lover's house keeper.

Why the house keeper? Because she - and she alone - kept John Conner from dieing from diarrhea by keeping his bother's roomate's sister's lesbian lover's toilet clean.

That's what's going to happen.

Re:Enough already! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002925)

What they haven't really done yet is a Terminator movie set completely in the future.

But to the honest, I don't care too much at this point... and you're wrong, the last good Terminator movie was the first.

Re:Enough already! (1)

petman (619526) | about a year ago | (#44003697)

Terminator Salvation was set completely in the future.

Re:Enough already! (2)

FuzzNugget (2840687) | about a year ago | (#44003043)

The third was just an excuse to get a female terminator with big boobs

Mmmm nope, not seeing the downside...

Re:Enough already! (1)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003187)

Inflatable boobies!

Re:Enough already! (1)

hcs_$reboot (1536101) | about a year ago | (#44003323)

Terminator never terminates. Btw, what role is he going to play? Robots are not supposed to age...

Re:Enough already! (2)

sir-gold (949031) | about a year ago | (#44003519)

It's the new sleeper-agent model, it's designed to to age naturally so that doesn't look suspicious after living in the same neighborhood for 20 years (common problem with androids and immortals)

Re:Enough already! (1)

fermion (181285) | about a year ago | (#44003325)

I suspect it will have the quality of A Good Day to Die Hard or Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull. Unlike WIllis and Ford, Schwazenager does not have a lot fo actually good movies behind him to make up for such a horrible movie.

Re:Enough already! (2)

jason777 (557591) | about a year ago | (#44003683)

The third was just an excuse to get a female terminator with big boobs killing people

So whats the problem again?

introducing the the most feared terminator (2)

Revek (133289) | about a year ago | (#44002527)

The T1065 where he reprises his role as a stout old geezer infiltration unit with a European accent polished smooth by years of hanging in Hollywood.

Re:introducing the the most feared terminator (1)

fustakrakich (1673220) | about a year ago | (#44002635)

What's he gonna save? Social Security?

Re:introducing the the most feared terminator (5, Funny)

ebno-10db (1459097) | about a year ago | (#44002801)

What's he gonna save? Social Security?

No, he's a Republican.

Possible story (1)

war4peace (1628283) | about a year ago | (#44002541)

Old and Weary, the Terminator Returns once again, this time looking for a cozy retirement place. the world, however, does not agree with him...

T5!? This aught to be as good as... (2)

MetalliQaZ (539913) | about a year ago | (#44002549)

... Episode I? ... Hangover 3? ... Fast Five? ... Twilight 4? ... Star Trek Generations? ... Expendables 2?

etc.

Re: T5!? This aught to be as good as... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002959)

... Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ...

Re: T5!? This aught to be as good as... (1)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003211)

You don't like comedies?

Re:T5!? This aught to be as good as... (1)

aztracker1 (702135) | about a year ago | (#44003111)

I liked Expendables 2, it was fun.. not a *great* movie, but fun.. Having been dragged to the various Twilight movies, I do think the last one was probably the best (because it is over).

Possible Subtitles? (4, Funny)

cervesaebraciator (2352888) | about a year ago | (#44002575)

Terminator 5: Geriatric Day
Terminator 5: Rise of the Mobility Aids
Terminator 5: Prescription

Re:Possible Subtitles? (1)

fustakrakich (1673220) | about a year ago | (#44002649)

Terminator 5: Apology

Re:Possible Subtitles? (4, Funny)

dicobalt (1536225) | about a year ago | (#44002689)

Terminator 5: Cane and the Disabled

Possible Plots? (5, Funny)

cervesaebraciator (2352888) | about a year ago | (#44002757)

John Connor discovers that the T-800 series was not originally developed as a war machine at all. In fact, early developments in cybernetics were intended to help an increasingly elderly population cope with geriatric diseases. (In fact, the T in T-800 refers to a testosterone pump implanted directly into the body, the first major modification to be attempted.) One such man, an actor with influential connections in government, was able to steadily have body parts replaced as he aged, attempting to prevent the inevitable degradation of his once Mr. Universe quality body. Later iterations of the T-800 would be based upon this man, who developed the models in an attempt to develop eternally vigilant guards to prevent incursions on his lawn by neighborhood children.

Re:Possible Plots? (1)

ikaruga (2725453) | about a year ago | (#44003491)

Your plot kind sounds like the idea behind the real CYBERDYNE [cyberdyne.jp]

Conan (5, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002577)

My film-loving internal child still laments his passing on the "Crown of Iron" Conan script. Would have been directed by Millius, the genius behind the original film. Still one of my favorite movies of all time.

Re:Conan (4, Informative)

crazybit (918023) | about a year ago | (#44003433)

From the article:

Schwarzenegger also told TheArnoldFans, "We start shooting in January and I'm also going to do 'King Conan'. To play that role and also to do another 'Twins' movie. I feel very proud of that. I feel very happy and I'm looking forward to doing those films."

I guess he will be doing Conan AND a sequel for "Twins".

Oil...can... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002623)

"The 500 series were old and wrinkly, we spotted them easy."

Aging Robot? (1)

Edis Krad (1003934) | about a year ago | (#44002709)

The Terminator must be the only robot that gets wrinklier as time passes...

Re:Aging Robot? (1)

Nimey (114278) | about a year ago | (#44002967)

Brent Spiner was definitely aging by the time the TNG movies were done with.

Re:Aging Robot? (1)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003225)

He looked like a bloody skunk.

Film It In Binary (4, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002721)

with English subtitles

The Passion of The Terminator

Re:Film It In Binary (1)

Nimey (114278) | about a year ago | (#44002973)

That'd make a fantastic fanfilm.

Terminator 4?? (2)

Bigbutt (65939) | about a year ago | (#44002745)

I didn't even know there was a 4, much less a 5 coming.

[John]

Re:Terminator 4?? (3, Funny)

Lunix Nutcase (1092239) | about a year ago | (#44002761)

There were more than 2 Terminator movies? Since when?

Re:Terminator 4?? (1)

cervesaebraciator (2352888) | about a year ago | (#44002797)

Oblig [xkcd.com] . Too bad they never made any Star Wars sequels.

Re:Terminator 4?? (4, Informative)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003239)

Too bad they never made any Star Wars sequels.

They didn't. The last one was episode VI.

Re:Terminator 4?? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003105)

Cristian Bale wrecked T4, they say that he wanted more lines in the movie which triggered a bit of rewriting.

Re:Terminator 4?? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003299)

He didn't like being Sam Worthington's co-star. It's really obvious that they just made up busy shit for him to do, while Worthington's character drove the story.

Re:Terminator 4?? (1)

Jah-Wren Ryel (80510) | about a year ago | (#44003335)

> I didn't even know there was a 4, much less a 5 coming.

It's one redeeming feature was the gorgeous CGI for the bad-ass bad-guys, but everything else, particularly the story, was nothing very memorable even though it starred Christian Bale.

Bah (1)

ChrisMaple (607946) | about a year ago | (#44002749)

He couldn't stand up to a bunch of pansy Democrats in California. He's lost all credibility.

Re:Bah (1)

ebno-10db (1459097) | about a year ago | (#44002813)

He overestimated himself, and underestimated the value of stunt men and special effects.

Hey! Come see what the Muslim fucks have done now! (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002773)

The religion of peace. [washingtonpost.com]
 
Fucking cunt ass whore bitches. See the violence inherent in the system!
 
FUCK MOOHAMMAD!!!! FUCK ALLAH!!!! FUCK ISLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:Hey! Come see what the Muslim fucks have done n (1, Funny)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003249)

Help, help, you're being repressed?

Re:Hey! Come see what the Muslim fucks have done n (0)

sir-gold (949031) | about a year ago | (#44003605)

Religion is nothing more than (barely) controlled insanity. Especially Islam.

There must be something in the water (or the sand) in the Middle East that makes people crazy.

I can see the possibilities (2)

houbou (1097327) | about a year ago | (#44002799)

  • Terminator 5: Rise of the Elderly
  • Terminator 5: The Fall of the Depends
  • Terminator 5: PayCheck Required
  • Terminator 5: Much Ado about Nothing
  • Terminator 5: Geritolics
  • Terminator 5: Super Poligrip's Revenge

Re:I can see the possibilities (1)

NoNonAlphaCharsHere (2201864) | about a year ago | (#44002831)

Possible catch phrases:

"Come with me if you want to retire!"

"Come with me if you want to play bingo!"

"Come with me if you want to go to a buffet!"

I have to add (1)

houbou (1097327) | about a year ago | (#44002817)

Terminator 5: PoliGriptic Day

The religion of peace! (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44002823)

Re:The religion of peace! (1)

sir-gold (949031) | about a year ago | (#44003615)

The US is backing ALL the sides, in the hope that they will just kill each other off.

What We Really Want (4, Funny)

cstacy (534252) | about a year ago | (#44002833)

Summer Glau

Oh crap, a few more (1)

houbou (1097327) | about a year ago | (#44002835)

Terminator 5: The Governator's Return
Terminator 5: Californicator's Back

Everything to see from Terminator Salvation (1)

Picass0 (147474) | about a year ago | (#44002855)

The only part I thought was actually cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7YYfgx_cHo [youtube.com]

They could do the next film this way. Better than putting Ahnuld in front of the camera.

They can't be serious? (1)

AbRASiON (589899) | about a year ago | (#44002875)

I'm one of the few who actually likes Terminator 3 and somehow, god knows how he was for the most part - pretty damn convincing in the movie. He really didn't appear old in the movie, definitely pulled it off but T3 itself was a decade ago. I saw him in Expendables 2 and,... I mean yeah it was fun and stupid but he was starting to really really look his age. Even his line delivery seemed off.

Still waiting... (1)

Dalboz (2951019) | about a year ago | (#44002885)

Made him an icon? I'm still waiting on "Hercules in New York II," dubbing and all.

All Hail the Governator!! (2)

CrazyDoode (843836) | about a year ago | (#44002989)

I for one more than welcome the Governator T1, T2 and T3 were great sci-fi, wonderful time travel paradox films and fantastic examples of the genre. The first 3 films were solid story telling with a solid and consistent POV. Brilliant. Not great, but brilliant. Each movie was a solid 7.5 to 8 out of 10 compared to movies like Fast & Furious or Abrams' Star Trek. T5 is something I would see opening weekend just like i did with the dismal failure of T4 which despite it's name and hype was not a terminator movie and was literally nothing more than "a day in the life of" movie. T4 did not create nor solve a time travel paradox though it had many opportunities - mr big man nolan missed the point completely. I welcome T5 and another opportunity to mark judgment day on my calendar.

He *might* pull it off (1)

asmkm22 (1902712) | about a year ago | (#44003075)

If he commits to getting back in shape big time, in the same way that Stalone has, he could have another 10 years of action films before he has to actually branch out into parts that fit his age. Yes, it would probably require steroids. No, I don't care.

Unfortunately, they'll probably just use him to draw crowds and either give him glorified cameo's or simply make him look younger with digital effects, neither of which would be a good thing.

Re:He *might* pull it off (1)

iggymanz (596061) | about a year ago | (#44003141)

he is 65 and looks 65, as for "get into shape" he still has large muscles where most slashdotters don't even have places.

What's with all the old man jokes? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003143)

Haven't you people ever heard of CGI? You know, Computer Generated Graphics...
Come on! This is Slashdot! We can rebuild him! We have the technology. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster!

Divided on this one (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003191)

I love Arnie the actor, but as a Californian I can't stand Arnie the ex-Governor because he did such an incredibly terrible job here. And I really dislike Arnie the husband/father, who treated his entire family like shit because he needed to fuck everything that moved.

I really wish he stuck with acting only and didn't take his family for granted.

But now he's divorced (4, Funny)

Megahard (1053072) | about a year ago | (#44003253)

So that makes him the Exterminator.

Forget Terminator (5, Interesting)

ArcadeMan (2766669) | about a year ago | (#44003281)

If I were him I'd sign with Fox to do McBain [wikia.com] movies. A parody of himself played by himself. I think it could be hilarious, especially given his age. Sort of the "I-won't-ever-retire" cop that's only a shadow of his former glory.

Re:Forget Terminator (2)

bornagainpenguin (1209106) | about a year ago | (#44003443)

Sort of the "I-won't-ever-retire" cop that's only a shadow of his former glory.

You mean, The Last Action Hero [imdb.com] ?

/me ducks

Re:Forget Terminator (1)

Anubis IV (1279820) | about a year ago | (#44003485)

I have fond memories of watching The Villain as a child, in which he plays a character named Handsome Stranger. I recall enjoying the Loony Toons antics in it, as a kid.

Is he kidding? (1)

JasoninKS (1783390) | about a year ago | (#44003579)

The only way this would work is as a face-capture-CGI role. He just couldn't pull it off physically. Sorry, but he's just too old and out of shape. Even if you have him bulked up under clothing, his face is too aged to believably do the role.

If I remember right, they were wanting to do a second trio of movies. So with 4 done, we're looking at a possible 5 and 6. I'd like to think that 6 would be the final, with one side or the other finally winning. As for 5, why not go way back in time? Try to knock off Sarah Connor when she's a kid or something.

I'll be back! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about a year ago | (#44003585)

For my walker and cane...

They should (1)

JustNiz (692889) | about a year ago | (#44003657)

They should pick someone who looks younger, like Mr. Burns.

The Movie They Should Make (4, Interesting)

huckamania (533052) | about a year ago | (#44003671)

Act 1:
In Eastern Europe, a handful of partisans still fight SkyNet and an army of robots. It's a desperate fight and the landscape is filled with the wreckage of a former age. One group is led by Ahnuld. He's crafty and careful having lived through the worst of times. His crew look up to him as a father and would follow him into hell.
Called before the supreme council, it's Eastern Europe remember, one member of his crew is denounced. It's all a ruse to get him and his group to sign up for a high-risk, end the war in Europe mission. He agrees but not before telling everyone of them 'I'll be back'.
Act 2:
Getting there is the hardest part. Sneaking through wrecked cities and desolate wastelands, half empty aquifers and collapsed rail tunnels, fighting and dying heroically to preserve the mission and each other, the rag tag group makes its way to... CERN. The idyllic countryside has been devastated. In its place are ruined behemoths and the rusted hulks of war machines. But SkyNet lives here, at least the part aware of the European theatre and they are there to destroy it.
Act 3:
Is where it really gets good. Also, there's a twist ending. Really, this movie could win awards. That's how good the ending is. Even your Mom is going to like it. I'd tell you, but it would ruin it for you. I'm doing you a favor.

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