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Convicted Spammer Jeffrey Kilbride Flees Prison

timothy posted about 10 months ago | from the be-cautious-subject-is-considered-a-spammer dept.

Spam 233

An anonymous reader writes with this news from California: "According to the article, 'Officials at the Federal Bureau of Prisons say an inmate escaped from a minimum security area of the federal prison in Lompoc. Prison officials say Jeffrey Kilbride, 48, was discovered missing at around 1:30 p.m. on Friday....A search is reportedly underway. Prison officials say Kilbride was serving a 78-month sentence for conspiracy and fraud. He was due to be released on December 11, 2015.'" Here's why Kilbride was in prison.

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Good! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808145)

next stop: high security prison. Don't forget your lube.

What an idiot. (5, Insightful)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808149)

Due for release in 2015? Not anymore.

Re:What an idiot. (1)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808179)

He obviously had a reason to escape immediately. I wonder what was happening to him.

Re:What an idiot. (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808235)

A lot of bitching a moaning about being held down by "the man."
He was in minimum security, so its not like PMITA prison.
I hope they just shoot him upon finding him again.

"He obviously had a reason to escape immediately." Said every person in jail and every kid in detention.

Re:What an idiot. (5, Insightful)

blue trane (110704) | about 10 months ago | (#45808765)

"Said every person in jail and every kid in detention."

Example of a false positive error. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_positive_paradox [wikipedia.org] . When your justice system pursues a high conviction rate rather than truth, there are likely more innocent people in jail than guilty.

Re:What an idiot. (3, Interesting)

plopez (54068) | about 10 months ago | (#45808317)

Either he was stupid or got a death threat from a disgruntled customer. If the latter he could have flipped and gone into witness protection. So probably just stupid,

Re:What an idiot. (3, Interesting)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808327)

He obviously had a reason to escape immediately. I wonder what was happening to him.

Happening to him? In "minimum security"? Probably boredom, very unlikely any ass pounding.

Going to PMITA prison! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808395)

Ah, but the good news is now when they inevitably catch him he'll be send to federal maximum pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Fitting for a spammer.

Re:Going to PMITA prison! (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808695)

Hopefully he'll get his inbox filled.

Re:Going to PMITA prison! (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808711)

I'd be happier if his outbox was plugged.

Re:Going to PMITA prison! (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808767)

And before someone chimes in with the inevitable "I can't believe you're joking about rape", who said we are joking? It's like that Bill Hicks skit telling marketers to go kill themselves. We aren't joking, we truly want it to happen.

Re:Going to PMITA prison! (1)

colinrichardday (768814) | about 10 months ago | (#45808785)

Would the authorities put him in the same cell as a dissatisfied V1agr4 customer?

Re:Going to PMITA prison! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808825)

Aw, is your Bayesian spam filter not working as well as the statisticians claim it does?

Re:What an idiot. (3, Insightful)

EvilSS (557649) | about 10 months ago | (#45808441)

Whatever it was, I doubt it will be any worse that what he'll be in for when he's recaptured (and odds are, he will be). No more minimum security for him. I don't think he will enjoy his new accommodations.

well (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808493)

maybe he's in it for the free room and board

put in the same place as blago and skilling (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | about 10 months ago | (#45808599)

It's still got the minimum security feel but with more razor wire

Re:What an idiot. (1)

Austrian Anarchy (3010653) | about 10 months ago | (#45808641)

Maybe he thought he was outdoing Christopher Boyce, i.e., Falcon of "Falcon and the Snowman" fame? Boyce stayed out for 1 year 8 months and robbed something like 17 banks while on vacation from incarceration.

Re: What an idiot. (5, Funny)

AmazingRuss (555076) | about 10 months ago | (#45808447)

He better hope the cops get to him before we do...

Re: What an idiot. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808515)

He better hope the cops get to him before we do...

Because harming someone for the mere act of annoying you with spam is totally justifiable. Good advice here. [gunfreezone.net]

Re: What an idiot. (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808565)

Oh do shut up.

Re: What an idiot. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808845)

Yes, vigilante justice is so hilarious!!

Re: What an idiot. (0)

AmazingRuss (555076) | about 10 months ago | (#45808759)

Well, you being such a humorless priss also annoys me, and your link makes me think it would be funny to shoot you.

How about this: I'll try to not shoot you, if you'll try not to make me want to.

Deal?

Re: What an idiot. (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808779)

I'm a criminal.

*encounters one of your "gun free" zones*

Oh crap, guess I have to go somewhere else.

Re: What an idiot. (1)

Crudely_Indecent (739699) | about 10 months ago | (#45808823)

Who said we want to harm him. Just a single punch in the arm - for every email he ever sent. After the first million or so, his arm should look like an Italian sausage. It's a good thing he only sent hundreds of millions of messages out....

Re: What an idiot. (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808563)

He better hope the cops get to him before we do...

If he doesn't like the ass-kicking I'd give him if I were to meet him, he can just opt out of my boot-to-the-posterior list. Here's how it works. I kick him in the ass, I keep kicking him in the ass until he opts out, and then I sell his name, address, and the GPS coordinates of his ass over to the next ass-kicking professional. He can keep opting out of every ass-kicking-list that any individual provider of ass-kicking services has to offer. What's the harm? It only takes a second to opt out!

Re:What an idiot. (5, Interesting)

tomhath (637240) | about 10 months ago | (#45808453)

This kind of person often thinks he's so much smarter than everyone else that he doesn't need to follow the rules like the rest of us fools.When he gets caught he'll blame other people, bad luck, whatever; it's never his fault. After all, he never did anything that was really wrong. Just followed a different set of rules because he's special.

Re:What an idiot. (1)

rmdingler (1955220) | about 10 months ago | (#45808623)

Yes. This and he desires the limelight a successful escape will bask him in.

Federal time is pretty cake(lots of money, good control, decent food), and minimum security is where the token Wall Street felon goes once a generation.

He's not running from that at 48 years young with 24 months to do unless he just got some bad news on the biopsy.

Re:What an idiot. (4, Insightful)

mendax (114116) | about 10 months ago | (#45808433)

Due for release in 2015? Not anymore.

Indeed, escape is a new offense, he will have to spend more time in prison in addition to completing his original sentence, and he will no longer be housed in a Club Fed. He'll be behind the razor wire now. Sucks to be him.

They'll catch him no doubt pretty soon... unless this was coordinated with someone on the outside. If so, he could be far away by now. But they'll catch him eventually. As many people have pointed out recently in many posts on many topics, it's hard to remain anonymous and hide in plain sight these days.

Re:What an idiot. (1)

rmdingler (1955220) | about 10 months ago | (#45808681)

But they'll catch him eventually. As many people have pointed out recently in many posts on many topics, it's hard to remain anonymous and hide in plain sight these days.

You know, it's really not.

Quasi-legitimate identities are available to anyone with resources. Sure, your freedom run is dependent upon avoiding arrest & the entire fingerprinting process, leaving people/your old life completely behind, and beginning anew in Kalamazoo... but maybe you're not well-suited for prison and you figure you'd be giving all those luxuries up anyways.

Re:What an idiot. (3, Interesting)

moonflower1 (2676307) | about 10 months ago | (#45808721)

Only in the US. In other jurisdictions every men's urge to be free is recognized and accordingly there are no additional sentences for prison breaks IF nobody gets hurt, bribed, and property doesn't get damaged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_escape#Punishment [wikipedia.org]

what we have here is... (0)

turkeydance (1266624) | about 10 months ago | (#45808151)

well, it's classic, isn't it?

Good for Him (-1, Flamebait)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808165)

I have no doubt his human rights were being trampled with sub par food, health treatment, and safety. I'm glad when anyone manages to escape the US incarceration system, aka "hell on earth". Hopefully he wasn't raped since it was a low security prison. If caught again, I'm guessing they'll put him in a higher security prison with a higher chance of him being raped/murdered and even less access to basic mammalian needs.

Rehabiliation my ass - our prisons serve only to dehabilitate.

Re: Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808175)

Right they should just gas everyone with a 15+ year sentence

Re: Good for Him (2)

lxs (131946) | about 10 months ago | (#45808325)

Only the spammers.

Re: Good for Him (5, Insightful)

ShanghaiBill (739463) | about 10 months ago | (#45808423)

Right they should just gas everyone with a 15+ year sentence

No, we should not be looking at incarceration as the default punishment for crimes. The only people that should be locked up are people that are a physical threat to other people. Anyone else should have an alternative punishment, such as working for victim restitution. No other country locks up as many people as America, and many other countries have lower crime rates.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808201)

If you think the US incarceration system is "hell on earth" than hell must not be such a bad place. You should try looking at some third-world countries' prisons.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808291)

X being worse than Y does not mean that Y isn't bad. I wish people would stop using this ridiculous logic, and I don't even agree that it's "hell on earth."

Re:Good for Him (0, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808321)

GP is fine with being raped in a dark alley, because hey, at least nobody broke his legs.

Re:Good for Him (4, Informative)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808243)

I'm glad when anyone manages to escape the US incarceration system, aka "hell on earth".

US Federal "minimum security" jails are well known "cake walks", just like most European "minimum security" jails. Often the "inmates" can hold down jobs on the outside (returning to jail at night), get fed reasonably good food, and often even take weekends and more extended vacations with relatives.

Oh yeah, US Federal "minimum security" is a tough game...

Or mental illness (1)

rsilvergun (571051) | about 10 months ago | (#45808391)

As someone who knows a few ppl that are mentally ill, it's often acute. You're normal one day and crazy as a loon the next. It's a brain chemistry thing, but since it's not obviously visible it's tough to get it classified as a disability unless you're crazy all the time. If Club Fed's as nice as everyone on this thread is saying he's probably mentally ill and had an episode. If that's the case by the time he comes to his senses (3 months? A year?) the damage will be done, but he'll be lucid again so he won't be able to claim insanity. And "Temporary Insanity" goes over with judges about as well as you'd expect...

If that's the case I feel sorry for him. He'll spend the rest of his life in and out of trouble with the law. It's damn near impossible to meet parole conditions when you freak the hell out every few years...

Re:Or mental illness (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808459)

He was likely threatened with rape, a heinous and anus crime involving the prison niggers and their larger-than-average penises.

The prison niggers are the biggest, baddest, meanest prison gang in all of California and parts of New York. To be a prison nigger, one must be large and black. The physical size of the body, with African muscle tone, to overpower wimpy skinny pasty white guys. The large penis of the African, forcing open the tiny and previously comfortable butthole of the White or Asian victim. Bloody gay anal rape. Which is what will happen to you if you cross paths with the prison niggers -- unless, of course, you are one of them. In which case they will help you hold down skinny white boys so that you can dilapidate them, render their skinny sphincters utterly inoperable. Seriously, guys, you will need to wear tampons in your asshole after they're finished with you.

Even just the threat of a remote chance of being raped by the prison niggers is enough of a deterrent to stop most burgeoning criminals from malfeasance...but once on the inside, you the white boy are subject to a lottery most unlucky, the raffling of your sweet virgin asshole to a huge barrel-chested black man with a fat dick the size of a Tootsie Roll that was hit with that grow ray in the movie Honey, I blew up the kid; and keep in mind that, once you are inside, you are like Rick Moranis and the prison niggers are like a whole army of Deebos from that Ice Cube movie Friday and also Next Friday.

Now do you understand?

Re "he was likely threatened with rape" (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808587)

I see some irony in that your rant is in reply to a thread titled "Or mental illness"

Re:Good for Him (1)

kqc7011 (525426) | about 10 months ago | (#45808625)

Did he keep enough money offshore, so that he can disappear to someplace where he can live comfortable with a new identity?

Re:Good for Him (2, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808665)

They do not allow people to take the weekends or even vacations off. You can request furloughs but those are only granted in extreme circumstances and if you have a perfect record once while in prison. I know people who were denied furloughs for funerals. You clearly have no first hand experience in the fed prison system.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808729)

You have posted in this thread like a billions times. Funny how you're the only person claiming it's such a cake walk.

Do you run these prisons or something and are promoting for more people to join to boost your profit?

Re:Good for Him (2)

plopez (54068) | about 10 months ago | (#45808283)

But he was in a minimum security prison aka "Club Fed". The food is better and some of them even have golf courses and tennis courts. Next stop for him will be a real prison.

Re:Good for Him (2)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808329)

Minimum security prisons no longer as nice as you claim them to be.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Mashiki (184564) | about 10 months ago | (#45808365)

Minimum security prisons no longer as nice as you claim them to be.

One can only hope, prison is supposed to be an unpleasant experience. Not "a temporary bording house."

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808579)

One can only hope, prison is supposed to be an unpleasant experience. "

Being deprived of the ability to go where you please IS unpleasant, you stupid fuck.

What your tiny little brain fails to grasp is that if an inmate will ever be released from prison,
it is NOT in society's best interest to make that prison experience a living hell. This is because
when you do that you create monsters, who are some day going to roam around in society again.
Does that seem like a good idea ? I'll save you the trouble of thinking, because it obviously
doesn't come easily for you. The answer is an emphatic NO.

.

Re: Good for Him (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808723)

Wow...touchy aren't we? You sound like you've done some time, faggot...

Re:Good for Him (3, Informative)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808413)

Minimum security prisons no longer as nice as you claim them to be.

Is that so?

http://www.askmen.com/fine_living/top_10/13_top_10.html [askmen.com]

Oooo, and look right there: LOMPOC is number 8 on the list...

Given the perfect climate and time to spend outside, the bars are barely a bother as you plot your corporate comeback. Former home to Ivan Boesky and the Watergate guys, youâ(TM)ll be surrounded by a eucalyptus grove in a great wine region not far from Santa Barbara. Itâ(TM)s a pity the tennis courts were removed as a PR gesture to critics who felt guests at this luxury prison had it too easy, but (the good) life continues with the baseball field and volleyball courts.

Oh, and this: "Former inmate's description of minimum security Federal prison: sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll..."

http://boingboing.net/2012/10/23/former-inmates-description-o.html [boingboing.net]

Yeah, "Real1/1" Federal minimum security is tough business.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808645)

... pity the tennis courts were removed as a PR gesture to critics who felt guests at this luxury prison had it too easy...

Fuck! They took away the tennis courts, and all they have left are baseball fields and volleyball courts? Holy fucking shit. You Americans are fucking barbarians.

Re:Good for Him (1)

plopez (54068) | about 10 months ago | (#45808839)

Beats Levenworth. The idiot is now headed for some such facility where he will be locked in with the real animals. Not the white collar types.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808671)

Sorry, my brother-in-law was in Lompoc just a couple of years ago. It is not what you are describing. It sucks to be in prison.

Re:Good for Him (1)

plopez (54068) | about 10 months ago | (#45808829)

Levenworth sucks even worse.

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808375)

You're a fucking moron, right?

Re:Good for Him (1)

Pentium100 (1240090) | about 10 months ago | (#45808377)

Prison should be a place where you do not want to be in. If you somehow get put in prison and later released, the conditions there should be so that now you will not want to return there.

Instead of, you know, giving the criminals better living conditions than the poor have, conditions in prison should be bad and the criminals should be forced to do manual labor for free (as part of the sentence), like they did in the USSR.

Re:Good for Him (2)

cusco (717999) | about 10 months ago | (#45808705)

It would be fitting if the banksters were sent to live in the Projects in LA or Chicago, so that they could actually experience what their manipulation of the economy did to real people.

Re:Good for Him (1)

Mabhatter (126906) | about 10 months ago | (#45808709)

but "manual labor for free" competes with SELLING the government crap. Prisoners growing their own food and washing their own clothes competes with an honest businessman that could be having illegal mexicans do that for big money!

Re:Good for Him (1)

Sique (173459) | about 10 months ago | (#45808751)

Actually, prisons are there to deprive you of your freedom. Not more, not less. Everything else are just juvenile revenge dreams.

Re:Good for Him (1)

zippthorne (748122) | about 10 months ago | (#45808591)

What kind of "high security" allows opportunities for rape to even occur?

Re:Good for Him (1)

cusco (717999) | about 10 months ago | (#45808687)

The kind that skimps on guard staff to improve profits, mostly.

Uh huh huh Kilbride (0)

sgt scrub (869860) | about 10 months ago | (#45808181)

Wouldn't it be sad if he was shot in the process of being returned to prison? Nope.

Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808241)

"We come in peace , shoot to kill"

This is why the USA has had, and will continue to have, mass workplace/school shootings.
Not only is it acceptable to use a gun to kill someone, it is too often considered a "good" thing.

Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (0)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | about 10 months ago | (#45808269)

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (3, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808351)

You forgot to allow for the delays in his progress for the times he stops to send unsolicited email to unsuspecting individuals.

Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808463)

Damn, I noticed an uptick in my spam and that explains it.

Re:Uh huh huh Kilbride (1)

Joe_Dragon (2206452) | about 10 months ago | (#45808739)

that $0.05 per min for the prison email system is killer.

Sounds like that prison needs a better (5, Funny)

Arancaytar (966377) | about 10 months ago | (#45808189)

*sunglasses*

spammer filter

YEEEEEEAH

Some birds aren't meant to be caged (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808191)

Get busy spammin', or get busy dyin'.

You'd figure the guy would (1)

future assassin (639396) | about 10 months ago | (#45808195)

used that time to make connections to further his business when he gets out now the retard is fucked.

Re:You'd figure the guy would (1)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808221)

He was probably spending most of his time trying to not be raped or murdered.

Re:You'd figure the guy would (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808279)

He was probably spending most of his time trying to not be raped or murdered.

In US Federal "minimum security"?

You need to back away from the drugs and fiction.

That's not how Federal "minimum security" works in the US.

Seriously, pull your head out.

Re:You'd figure the guy would (3, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808367)

Maybe in max, but in minimum, he will be sleeping on a bunk bed in a dormitory, with other white collar criminals, or criminals short to the gate. He isn't going to get raped, because that means the rapist is going to wind up getting a prison transfer to a real PMITA prison.

Federal prisons are not the craptastic private state/local lockups. They are run by the BOP which tends to know what they are doing, because they have top tier funding compared to spotty state money.

The escapee has gone from the frying pan to the fire. When he is recaptured (and Feds are instrumental in getting their man, as escapes make them look bad), he will not be escaping again... and likely get another ten years added to his sentence... which will be served in a medium to maximum security prison, and these "guests" are people who steal cars over state lines, or violent criminals. Life won't be in a quiet dorm. It will be in a two man cell, perhaps in a pod. He better be damn nice to his cellie unless he wants to sleep with one eye open for the rest of his sentence.

What drove him to that? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808223)

With so little time to finish, what drove him to that? Lompoc on the central coast of California? Certainly not the weather. There must be some real shit going on there to make a short-timer escape, turn into a fugitive, and get a much longer sentence if he gets caught. Either that or he has an iron-clad plan to live in exile or he's just nucking futs, so which is it?

Re:What drove him to that? (0)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808237)

Exactly my thoughts. No one escapes prison with such a short sentence left unless they have a good reason.

Re:What drove him to that? (2, Interesting)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808303)

No one escapes prison with such a short sentence left unless they have a good reason.

Happens all the time. It's related to the attitude of those that end up in prison: Many like this guy are narcissists.

US Federal Prison is a well known "cake walk", the food is not bad, the facilities modern and comfortable, with libraries and educational possibilities, and in many cases, the "inmates" can go home on weekends and for longer vacations.

Simply a fact that you have no clue what you are talking about.

Re:What drove him to that? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808547)

No one escapes prison with such a short sentence left unless they have a good reason.

Happens all the time. It's related to the attitude of those that end up in prison: Many like this guy are narcissists.

US Federal Prison is a well known "cake walk", the food is not bad, the facilities modern and comfortable, with libraries and educational possibilities, and in many cases, the "inmates" can go home on weekends and for longer vacations.

Simply a fact that you have no clue what you are talking about.

I was in these so called placed no one is going home for the weekend. Inmate can apply for a 1 time furlough which almost 95% get denied for.
Check your facts.
ps the food sucked

Re:What drove him to that? (1)

plopez (54068) | about 10 months ago | (#45808295)

Probably stupidity.

Re:What drove him to that? (1)

reub2000 (705806) | about 10 months ago | (#45808331)

Not to mention being sent to an actual prison.

Check... (1)

MichaelSmith (789609) | about 10 months ago | (#45808247)

The local internet cafe

Release the hounds! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808249)

[Rubs hands righteously]

Good for Him (0)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808257)

But when we find him we should just kill him. Right guys? MORE punishment will make things better; make the world better; make him a better functional member of society. Right?

Re:Good for Him (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808381)

Maybe not kill him ... but I'd be OK with it. Him skipping out on minimum security incarceration will make the stay tougher on the next guy.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time (in the comfy central California minimum security Club Fed).

Re:Good for Him (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808513)

No one said any of that and you're a dumb shithead. Maybe you can stick to the things to know; comic books, MMA wrestling and sucking shit out of the assholes of faggots.

Escaped convict (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808561)

Escaped convict?

Stand your ground laws certainly apply.

Just in time (-1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808299)

To get my PENIS enlargement surgery.

Ahh, I see the problem (2, Funny)

real gumby (11516) | about 10 months ago | (#45808341)

The prison had such good spammer filtering in place that they couldn't even see him leave....

DID THIS GUY DO REISER FS ?? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808347)

Sounds like it !!

Why was he there? (0)

rea1l1 (903073) | about 10 months ago | (#45808361)

He hasn't committed any sort of violent crime. There's no need to remove him from society.

Re:Why was he there? (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808411)

Because he was an annoying fuck

Re:Why was he there? (1)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808425)

But... he killed his bride...

Re:Why was he there? (2, Insightful)

Frosty Piss (770223) | about 10 months ago | (#45808457)

He hasn't committed any sort of violent crime. There's no need to remove him from society.

Prison is not just for violent criminals, it's for people who break society's laws, and can not be trusted to behave withing society's rules without some motivation.

I suppose you think all non-violent criminals should be simply asked nicely not rip people off and otherwise "stop being jerks"?

Seriously, you're either a troll or a moron. Both?

Re:Why was he there? (2, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808847)

Lets be real. Federal prisons are an exception, but most areas of the US have heavily private prison systems, with a contract from the state guaranteeing a 90% bed occupancy rate in every jail, prison, or detention camp.

With this in mind, there are a lot of judges and DAs who -have- to prosecute otherwise pointless cases in order to keep their job. If not, the private prison PACs will be handing money to a candidate who will.

I live in one of these states that has a very sizable private prison system. At one private jail, COs make $8/hour, while over at the county lockup that is public, entry level deputies are making 2-3 times that out of cadet training.

Here in the US, punishments are way out of proportion for crimes. Ever wonder why home invasion stats are spiking? Because the penalty for that is the same as a burglary, and there is less chance of being caught (women in general tend to be easily cowed/threatened and won't report a crime.) Same with murders. If robbery is 20-life just as homicide, might as well have a chance of walking since there are no witnesses.

Want to fix the US system? Stop making it a life sentence of unemployment for even a night in the clink for PI. Also, actively work on rehab, because the primary reason why US crime is so high compared to Europe is drugs (or the crimes that happen when people want their next meth rock.) Fix that, and you will see crime across the board drop. And, no, fixing it is not throwing someone with a meth, smack, or crack addition into Pelican Bay or Limon for life.

At least now maybe I can be convinced of a good (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808385)

reason to permit drone strikes against US citizens on US soil.

Lompoc? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 months ago | (#45808419)

They should hire Egbert Sousè (accent grave over the e) to help apprehend him. He was the one who caught Repulsive Rogan AND Filthy McNasty.

Me? (1, Funny)

TempleOS (3394245) | about 10 months ago | (#45808439)

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protip for law enforcement (1)

PopeRatzo (965947) | about 10 months ago | (#45808643)

What ever you do, shoot to kill. He's probably armed and extremely dangerous and he said your mama's fat.

Drivers in the area are being warned... (1)

Snufu (1049644) | about 10 months ago | (#45808675)

hitchhikers may be spammers. If you see an email on the side of the road, do not open it.

This makes no sense (1)

Boronx (228853) | about 10 months ago | (#45808689)

Why would he want to leave? Getting sent to Lompoc is my retirement plan.

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