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Cum Mining in Taco's Ass (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611935)

early post gaylords

A Condensed History of the Penis Bird (-1)

Klerck (213193) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611964)

is Bird For years now, the common American penis bird has been a staple of every American's daily diet. Whether it be penis bird sandwiches, fried penis bird, or perhaps penis bird under glass (for the rich), we all have penis bird at least once a day. Many Americans have no clue how the penis bird became so important in the pyramid of a balanced diet, so in this article I will attempt to explain its history and why it is so useful.

In the early 1870s, Francis Zefran became the first penis bird breeder in North America. He started his famous Penis Bird Ranch in Canton, OH. At the time, not much was known of the penis bird's nutritional value, but the Penis Bird Ranch changed all of that. Not only did Francis Zefran raise penis birds to sell their colorful plumes (a VERY lucrative business), he also set up the world's first research lab dedicated solely to the study of the penis bird.

The lab found many interesting things. First, it was discovered that the penis bird was actually semi-sentient. Second, the scientists found that the meat of the penis bird was high in protein, vitamin A, vitamin B, and calcium, while low in fat, cholestorol, and sodium. Never before had such a nutritious meal been had without supplement or fortification. The scientists of the lab recommended immediately that the penis bird become a part of every American's daily diet.

When the news of the penis bird's usefulness reached president Rutherford B. Hayes, he was absolutely ecstatic. You see, President Hayes owed a number of favors to Francis Zefran because as I said earlier, the penis bird plume trade was an extremely lucrative business and Mr. Zefran was important in getting RBH elected through a number of monetary gifts. President Hayes immediately asked Congress to pass what we all know today as the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act.

The act did a number of things to make the penis bird a daily meal, most important of which was the requirement that for every four people in a household, one penis bird must consumed every day. Another thing the act did was create an artificial monopoly for Francis Zefran's Penis Bird Industries. The act stated that the only supplier of penis bird meat in the US would be PBI. As one would imagine, this quickly made Francis Zefran into the richest man in the world. He was soon a multi-billionaire (quadrillionaire with today's inflation). Never before had a single man seen such wealth.

Many challenges were made to the Hayes/Zefran Penis Bird Consumption Act, and several even made it the Supreme Court. It was argued that the act was unconstitutional and went against liberty itself, but once the detractors tasted delicious penis bird meat for the first time, they immediately dropped their cases and followed the law to the letter. We all know today that penis bird is the most delicious meat man has ever known, but at that time, the only meats people ate were pork and beef.

In the early 1970s, though, challenges to the act began again. Many argued that the monopoly given to Penis Bird Industries by the act was in all ways unamerican. The Supreme Court finally agreed, and in 1974, Section II of the act was struck down. This in effect opened the market to competition for all.

Today, Penis Bird Industries is almost no more. Today we have the market leader Penis Bird Meat International facing against Penissoft, a recent startup. Where will the future lead the penis bird market? Only time will tell us, but one thing is certain: penis birds are here to stay!

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Important Information For Slashdot Users (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612017)

Important Information For Slashdot Users

It has come to my attention that many of the Slashdot editors engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of a purely gay cult created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (usually modded -1).

It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Wide Anus". The details are very sketchy on this topic but all i know are that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal with various references to others involved in this homosexual cult. One such puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date stated for this song or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of this Taco-Snotting fad. Various remixes will include the "Extra Jizz" and the "Non-Stop Hip Hop" versions.

Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Wide Anus musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please read the lyrics (they have been bolded) and share your comments and disgust. Thank-you.

Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Wide Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met CowboyNeal I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!

Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's gay boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus well he needs to be filled up


Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Wide Anus!

Further Important Information For Slashdot Users (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612039)


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PLEASE NOTE:
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people like you and me asking to be included in that list.

Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1: Get 5 separate pieces of paper and write the following on
each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST." Now
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#1)S. Wood
9648 Winter Gardens BLVD.
Apt. #3
Lakeside, CA 92040

#2)J. Hollingsworth
7706 Periwinkle Way
Severn, MD 21144

#3)S. Dusinberre
468 Elmgrove Road
Rochester, NY 14606

#4) R.Christiana
2525 Eastview Dr.
Harvey,La 70058

#5)Kim Tetreault
1234 Lassiter Terrace
Gloucester, Ontario
K1J 8N1

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be a good idea to wrap the $5.00 bill in dark paper to reduce the
risk of mail theft.)So, as each post is downloaded and the directions
carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their
participation as a List
Developer with five dollar each. Your name will move up the list
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---DIRECTIONS ----- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS------------
Step 1) You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
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drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and select 'copy'
from the edit menu. This will copy the entire letter into the
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memory.

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of the blank page. From the 'edit' menu select 'paste'. This will
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discussions.)

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message by highlighting the text of this letter and selecting paste
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jump to different newsgroups and post away, after you get the hang of
it, it will take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup.
**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST IN, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!
BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200** That's it! You will begin receiving
money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a
P.O.Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If
you wish to stay anonymous, you can invent a name to use, as long as
the postman will deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE ADDRESSES ARE
CORRECT.** each of the 5 persons who just sent me $5.00 make the
MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #4 and only 5 persons respond to
each
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200
MINIMUM posts with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will bring in
an
additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and post the MINIMUM
200
with my name at #3 and only receive 5 replies each, I will make an
additional
$625.00! OK, now here is the fun part, each of those 625 persons post a
MINIMUM
200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5 replies, that
just made me $3,125.00!!! Those 3,125 persons will all deliver this message
to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1 and if still 5 persons per 200
newsgroups react I will receive $15,625,00! With an original
investment of only $25.00! AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the
list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send
out another $25.00 to names on the list, putting your name at number 5
again. And start posting again. The thing to remember is: do you
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users, every day, with thousands of those joining the actual
internet. Remember, play FAIRLY and HONESTLY and this will really
work.

Important Information For Slashdot Users (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612058)

Important Information For Slashdot Users

It has come to my attention that many of the Slashdot editors engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of a purely gay cult created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (usually modded -1).

It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Wide Anus". The details are very sketchy on this topic but all i know are that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal with various references to others involved in this homosexual cult. One such puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date stated for this song or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of this Taco-Snotting fad. Various remixes will include the "Extra Jizz" and the "Non-Stop Hip Hop" versions.

Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Wide Anus musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please read the lyrics (they have been bolded) and share your comments and disgust. Thank-you.

Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Wide Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met CowboyNeal I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!

Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's gay boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus well he needs to be filled up


Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Wide Anus!

Re:Important Information For Slashdot Users (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612066)

Important Information For Slashdot Users

It has come to my attention that many of the Slashdot editors engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of a purely gay cult created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (usually modded -1).

It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Wide Anus". The details are very sketchy on this topic but all i know are that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal with various references to others involved in this homosexual cult. One such puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date stated for this song or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of this Taco-Snotting fad. Various remixes will include the "Extra Jizz", "Non-Stop Hip Hop", and the "Can't Stop Till You Taco-Snot" versions.

Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Wide Anus musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please read the lyrics (they have been bolded) and share your comments and disgust. Thank-you.

Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Wide Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met CowboyNeal I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!

Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's gay boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus well he needs to be filled up


Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Wide Anus!

Re:Important Information For Slashdot Users (1)

woodstok (17147) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612071)

Get your facts straight. Thats just a pure rip-off to the lyrics for Insane Clown Posse & Twiztids diss "Slim Anus" that was aimed towards Eminem and Dr. Dre. It was only supposed to be played on radio once but it got bootlegged so much that they decided to release it on a limited edition cd called Psychopathics From Outer Space. So now everybody knows what a fake you are, didnt you think anyone would notice?

w00tz0r (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611936)

my post beeth 1st

Blip blap. (-1)

medicthree (125112) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611938)

To the siznap.

Great (1)

Raven42rac (448205) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611941)

So now we are done killing our environment with strip mining, now we are gonna kill the moon's (I know, the moon has no environment.)

Re:Great (1)

elmegil (12001) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611970)

Who needs those blasted tides anyway?

Re:Great (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612023)

I was going to say, now that we've stripped all the natural resources from Africa, we're going to start on the moon too? The indigenous moon people will not be happy.

Re:Great (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612121)

Its so sad that we completely distroyed our environment with those strip mines. I just can't leave my house without running into a damn strip mine.

reliability (1)

Arctic Fox (105204) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611947)

As anyone who works in automation engineering could tell you, getting it right the first time isn't always easy. Hopefully the moon mines will be programmable from earth and it would be easy to fix your way out of a jam.
Getting Instrumentation & Electrical Techs up there might be a bit of a pain though.

It would be much easier if we just found some Horta and hired them to work for us. But in a vacuum it might be tough on them...

Re:reliability (-1)

I.T.R.A.R.K. (533627) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611976)

Why hire Horta when there are plenty of Mexicans willing to do life threatening work for piss poor wages?

- I throw rocks at retarded kids

Re:reliability (-1)

Retarded_One (518093) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612037)

Holy shit, you got that right.

I worked for a automotive supplier (Generic sysadmin crap, but I travelled to Mexico a lot. Bonus)

Our plants would coat parts when they were finished milling them (or whatever the fuck they do to them). In Canada, the workers wore 'space suits', with all sorts of air hoses and saftey gear for the coating process.

In mexico, some poor fucking pedro would grab the part, dip it into a vat of black stuff. Voila! No gloves, no muss, no fuss! And, the little bastards only got a couple of bucks a day, so win-win!!!!

Er, who owns the moon? (3, Interesting)

slittle (4150) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611954)

Who says who owns what when it comes to non-Earth bodies? I always thought the Moon was nobody's property/territory due to some international treaty. Mining the thing kinda implies someone does have claim/authority to it... nobody ever asked me if I want a big hole in our Moon.

Re:Er, who owns the moon? (3, Informative)

slittle (4150) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611972)

oops, forgot the quote

The United Nations (news - web sites)' 1979 Moon Treaty, one of several international outer space agreements, attempted to define the scope of private space activity. However, it was never ratified by some major powers such as Russia and the United States

1979 was a looong time ago. Any news since then?

you fucking idiot (-1)

Sexual Asspussy (453406) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611974)

jesus shit, are you fucking asleep or something? wipe the shit out of your eyes, they put it right in the fucking article that there was such a treaty, but the US never signed it.

go back to fucking Utah with the rest of the morons

Re:you fucking idiot (1)

slittle (4150) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612005)

That was about mining it.. there was, AFAIK, another one about which country the Moon belongs to (kinda like some islands belong to countries on the other side of the planet).

Moon Wars (1)

jmp (84073) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611981)

In practice, those with the money and technology to get there and mine it will be the owners.

As to who owns which bits, it's going to be an interesting matter to sort out. Where and how will the "Moon Wars" be fought?

How? (1)

Tom7 (102298) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612060)


One word.... LASERS.

What's the problem? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611992)

You claim the rocks as you mine them. You can only claim a 100 km x 100 km patch of land by being the first to build a 100 km x 100 km mining facility at that location.

Re:Er, who owns the moon? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612001)

Go jump out an airlock. At this point in space colonization, if you can get there, it's yours.

Re:Er, who owns the moon? (1)

ChazeFroy (51595) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612018)

Additional articles discussing this are at cnn [cnn.com] and at reuters [reuters.com] .

Why not... (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611955)

crash the whole thing in Wyoming, and mine the elements from the pile of rubbles?

Customs (2, Funny)

Banjonardo (98327) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611957)

Hopefully they won't have to go through customs. [slashdot.org]

The Moon? (1)

joshyboy (237516) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611958)

Ok, the Moon is obviously owned by no one. So is it first comes first serves? Could one company come along, buy up all the land and own the moon...? It could become the greatest advertising space of all time.

Re:The Moon? (1)

hnehosting (534792) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612014)

The moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits the arrival of our Astromen.

we never landed on the moon (offtopic) (1)

king_ (143380) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611961)

According to a FOX documentary NASA is a big conspiracy and we never landed on the moon.... of course its the most rediculous thing ive ever seen but just out of curiosity, how many people are pro-moon/anti-moon?

did we land on the moon?

Re:we never landed on the moon (offtopic) (-1)

I.T.R.A.R.K. (533627) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611984)

Anti-Moon!
I say we shoot the fucking thing out of the sky.. Shoot it out of the sky and make it land on the French. That way, we'll be killing two birds with one stone.

- I throw rocks at retarded kids

My question is (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612114)

My question is...

Did the moon land on US?

Pointless Trivia (2, Informative)

Beowulfto (169354) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611967)

``If there was a layer of gold a foot thick floating over the earth at an altitude at which we could send up a shuttle to go up and collect, it wouldn't be worth doing it,'' said Taylor.

I love little bits of useless info.

Who Owns the Moon? (2)

evilviper (135110) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611968)

This brings up a good question... Who actually owns the Moon? Obviously it is outside of any country, but the US did land there first. Perhaps it will be a land with no laws, but what if someone decides to destroy it? I'm sure people would object to it's destruction, or damaging in any way, but who should be responsible to protect it, or decide the laws governing it?

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (4, Interesting)

not-quite-rite (232445) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612002)

The moon should be treated the same way as Antarctica. There is a general agreement between all parties that set up a station there as to borders and the regulations.

There would be a foundation to organise limits and rules for mining and also apply penalties to governments that do adhere to the regulations.

But in the same sense, should we treat the moon as a unique habitat? Would it require wilderness protection?

I know I would like to go there and enjoy the serenity.

So much serenity.....

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612067)

Serenity NOW! Serenity NOW!

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612140)

I think that ONLY electical power should be allowed on the moon (since its nearly free up there anyway with unfiltered solar power), making zero polution mining a reality. Also, I think part of any treaty should require that mining operations NOT be visible from earth, even with a lower power telescope...

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (1)

Your Login Here (238436) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612171)

What was that line from futurama?
The Moon, it's not just a barren airless desert anymore.

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612004)

It's impossible to destroy the moon. Our current technology isn't even close. Even if every nuke we have were launched at the moon, it would only scar the first few kilometers of surface.

Re:Who Owns the Moon? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612163)

um? aren't you forgetting that Germany actually landed on the moon several years before the United States?

I have been running low on green cheese (1)

motherfuckin_spork (446610) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611971)

perhaps this is the fix I've been looking for.

sure, osmium sounds really cool, but is it really all that terribly useful in the grand scheme 'o things? I would think the potential for titanium and iron might be more compelling than the rare earth stuff (so would they now be rare-moon elements?)...

(and before someone starts quoting wonderous uses for osmium, remember, I am a chemist...)

and the poet says (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611978)

Let us probe the silent places, let us seek what luck betide us;
Let us journey to a lonely land I know.

There's a whisper on the night-wind, there's a star agleam to guide us,
And the Wild is calling, calling. . .let us go.

Robert Service
The Call of the Wild

Getting the stuff home (3, Interesting)

darthBear (516970) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611986)

will not be as expensive as one may think. The trajectory would have to be calculated but thats what we have computers for. Basically put a cannon on the moon and shoot capsules filled with the stuff and a parachute to earth into a designated landing area. They would not even have to land that soft, just soft enough to avoid breaking apart.

Only problem is if you miss but given the distance it has to fall the chute could likely steer the payload clear of any problems.

Re:Getting the stuff home (1)

archen (447353) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612093)

well by you're scheme it would still require a catcher of some sort. Getting it to earth isn't the hard part. Getting it to the right place on earth is the hard part. I mean we wouldn't want gigantic capsules landing everywhere from the plains of Africa to the top of buildings of Chicago. It would all have to be coordinated, and I think "catching" jetisoned capsules would be a bit harder than one would think. All in all you'd probably have to shoot it back to the earth of the intent of placing it in orbit until someone would figure out where to put it. It could be an organizational nightmare if multiple corperations started fighting over who got to put what where, and when.

Re:Getting the stuff home (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612144)

Two words: Space Elevator. This is the perfect use for one. You can launch from the moon with nothing more than a trampoline of sorts, glide into space, then get a nudge in the right direction and guide yourself to the port of the space elevator. Hook on, and get lowered to earth. Items being sent to the moon could use the reverse process. It is very feasible, and would be very inexpensive once complete (several dollars per pound, compared to $20,000 or more right now).

Totally cool idea!!!!!! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2611993)

Of course, this isn't news at all. No one is actually planning to go to the moon to mine it.

Of course, it could be cost effective some day. but that day is not today, and everyone guesses that it's far away.

So, some day, it might be possible to do something really cool. But only if a number of really cool technologies are developed and refined.

This is patently absurd. (5, Funny)

Exmet Paff Daxx (535601) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611994)

I think we all know the real problem with this idea of "moon mining": flooding the market with cheap, mechanically produced gemstones, allowing multinationals to reap an absurd profit by selling short. As many of you know, the "moon" is a myth.

It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors .. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

hrmm (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612021)

this is funnier, but it was funnier when I read it the first time. thanks seventypercent

Important Information For Slashdot Users (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612025)

Important Information For Slashdot Users

It has come to my attention that many of the Slashdot editors engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person who shares in this, and is often referred to as the leader of a purely gay cult created for the worship and the spreading of Taco-Snotting beliefs and values. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (usually modded -1).

It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Wide Anus". The details are very sketchy on this topic but all i know are that besides the vocals of CmdrTaco, it also includes Slashdot editors Timothy and CowboyNeal with various references to others involved in this homosexual cult. One such puzzling oddity is the inclusion of Pamela Lee in the song. If anyone has any information on this specific topic, please post it in under this message in the Slashdot comments. There has been no release date stated for this song or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible to catch the current popularity of this Taco-Snotting fad. Various remixes will include the "Extra Jizz" and the "Non-Stop Hip Hop" versions.

Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Wide Anus musical composition. Included at the end of this post is a speical tribute ending written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals for this ending. Please read the lyrics (they have been bolded) and share your comments and disgust. Thank-you.

Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is Wide Anus
Hi, my name is huh?
My name is what?
My name is the fudgepacker
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is the nutlicker
Hi, my name is what? (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My name is who?
My name is the buttsniffer

Hi, kids do you like Anus?
I let Linus Torvalds fill up my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh huh)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah)
Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
My brains dead weight
I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out
Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
"I'll give you a deal, let me up in that booty" (OK!)
Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Chris D
I'd suck his dick off

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it gets tapped dawg
Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
My anus
My anus every now and then gets plugged up
Hi, my anus (Can I have the attention of your ass?)
My anus
My anus is occasionally reamed out
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus really needs to be filled up

My boss wanted to fire me yesterday
I told him to take his pants off, hooked him up, he let me slide
I pinched his ass
He winked at me
He chased me around the desk
I told him come and get me
Walked in the strip club
Had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
Let's just be friends!
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my Mom screws more guys than I do (Damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Taco-Snotter
She met CowboyNeal I couldn't believe it when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
And try to touch your hands
But I need me a man
This guy at Gay Al's strip club asked for my autograph (Dude can I get your
autograph?)
So I signed it Dear Alan Cox, thanks for the support
Nice ass!

Hi, my name is huh?
My name is who? (Excuse me)
My name is (They call me the pore plugger)
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is the inch itcher (Excuse me)
One of Slashdot's gay boys
They call me the butt itcher
Hi, my name is what?
My name is who?
My name is (I've been called Hemos' butt boy)

Stop the tape this gaylord needs to be locked away (Get him)
Cliff don't just stand there operate
Or feel up my balls and buttcheeks
Anal lube got my ass greasy for weeks
Stick your manhood between my cheeks (Yup)
Am I coming or going
I can barely decide
I just drank a pint of semen
Dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
CowboyNeal's butt is too sexy to hide
Take your pants off Neal I don't mind
Clothes rip like the incredible Hulk
I Taco-Snot when I talk
I do any guy that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I sit and wish Hemos had a set of tits
CowboyNeal: "Get behind me CmdrTaco and grab me by my hips"
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al's porno mag

Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus gets tapped up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus it's always getting plugged up
Hi, my anus who?
My anus what?
My anus occasionally reamed out
My anus well he needs to be filled up


Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting plugged
Your anus
Your anus
Your anus is always getting stuffed
You wanna diss us?
We don't even know you you little bitch
You wanna sit there and diss us?
You little bitch I'll slap your face off
That's what happens when you go up against the Slashdot Trolls trick
You little bitch (Laughs)
Wide Anus!

Re:This is patently absurd. Quote? (1)

Uberminky (122220) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612045)

I knew I'd read that before. It cracked me up the first time, well over a year ago.. (Seemed more like 2 years ago, but I could be wrong.) Anyway.

Some site Google found me [dyndns.org]

Here on Slashdot [slashdot.org]

Is it really time to do this? (5, Funny)

MathJMendl (144298) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611995)

I think we should finish screwing up our own planet first before we go on and screw up others. Slow and steady does the job.

Re:Is it really time to do this? (1)

archen (447353) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612102)

typically you want to move your furnature to a new house before completely burning the old one down.... but that's just the way I would approach things.

Re:Is it really time to do this? (1)

Mahonrimoriancumer (302464) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612169)

You mean follow my sig?

at least someone is doing it (2)

RestiffBard (110729) | more than 12 years ago | (#2611998)

if nothing else this might spur NASA into action. I believe that the moon is covered by international law in the same way that antartica is. should someone get there and start mining perhaps an international consortium will be tapped to monitor the mining, which could lead to a permanent outpost on the moon.

they shouldn't be able to do this (1, Troll)

MathJMendl (144298) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612010)

These companies have no right to do this to the moon. The whole universe was not put here so that we could carefully destroy planets one at a time. This topic has not even been placed up for debate before people have started to plan the moon's destruction! The action of these companies is reckless, as we need to more carefully manage our natural resources. These companies are simply looking for money, but it is ridiculous to think they have any right to go up and start chopping at the moon.

On the other hand, efforts to colonize North America were often driven by (fruitless) attempts for money.

Re:they shouldn't be able to do this (3, Funny)

Jerf (17166) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612032)

What exactly are they "destroying"? Rocks? A dust layer? Undistinguished landscapes?

There's no life on the moon. None. Not even algae to get upset about dying. The only thing that even remotely affects life is the appearance of the moon, specifically the aldebo, and mining is unlikely to change THAT for a long time.

The universe routinely "destroys" entire galaxies for no (known) good reason. Who cares if we pull some stuff out of the moon?

*snort* "destroy the moon" ... jeez... come on! Engage that brain!

Re:they shouldn't be able to do this (1)

astr0boy (265689) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612046)

These companies have no right to do this to the moon. The whole universe was not put here so that we could carefully destroy planets one at a time.

why not? if humankind can gain an advantage by mining the moon why not do it? i honestly don't see any reason why we shouldn't mine the moon.

Moonship ! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612105)

I read a prediction somewhere that someday we (humans or a species that supersedes us) will hollow out a portion of the moon and establish a liveable sustainable city and install rather large nuclear propulsion devices and motor on out of the solar system. The moon with its mass as propulsion fuel and bulk to protect against radiation and misc space debris is an ideal 'escape' module. It is a gift from God.

Re:Moonship ! (1)

pubudu (67714) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612136)

I saw somewhere that some crazy nut shot at the moon with a lazer and managed to cut "CHA" into it before being stopped by some blue spider, or some such. I hope the mining doesn't destroy the CHA, 'cause I haven't seen it yet.

Re:they shouldn't be able to do this (2)

zulux (112259) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612112)

The whole universe was not put here so that we could carefully destroy planets one at a time.

Earth First!
We'll mine the other planets later!

Re:they shouldn't be able to do this (3, Insightful)

mshiltonj (220311) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612159)

The whole universe was not put here so that we could carefully destroy planets one at a time.

Let's clarify: The universe does not exist for a reason. It simply exists.

We also have no intrinsic relationship with the universe, other than the fact that we are in it: it was here long before us and will mostly likely be here long after we're gone.

(I say "mostly likely" because I'm confident but not positive that we -- humanity -- are never going away either, but people call me arrogant about this)

The universe was not "put here" by anyone or for anyone. And even if it were, there is no way to know who did it or to what end. So stop being a dumass with your extra-terrestrial environmental alarmism.

Now, let's get one defintion straight. In a non-judgmental (non-"workers-of-the-world-unite") definition, exploit [dictionary.com] means, simply: To employ to the greatest possible advantage

I think that's exactly what we should do with the universe, go up there exploit the resources to our greatest advantage, bring stuff back here to improve the human lot, and repeat. That's what we do: we manipulate our enviroment to make our live's better That's why we have a gamecube and don't live in caves. We do everything we can to make our lives better.

We often disagree on what "better" is -- and that's why we have Amish people who like things the way they were 200 years ago. That's fine. Go build a barn. But stay the fuck out of the way of the rest of us.

We're not perfect. We screw things up. But, all in all, each generation is better off than the one before it. We live longer, we're healthier, we work less, etc. That's what we do.

The universe is an infinitely big place. Remember, the Milky Way Galaxy could blink out of existence and the universe wouldn't bat an eye. We are not cosmic park rangers.

So please pull your head out of your ass and get with the program: We have a lot of work to do.

It'll probably be a centuries before we get out of this rinky-dink solar system. We've got to get busy putting people on the moon, on mars, on io, on europa, on venus. We've got asteroids to turn into space stations.

And don't be a pussy about limited resources. Eventually, our sun will go red giant and fry all the inner planets to a crisp. That means all these precious resources have a built-in shelf-life already, no matter what we do.

By then, we had better be somewhere else. If we have to suck all the gas out of Jupiter to give us the juice to do that, then so be it.

Once we get off this puny planet, that's the scale of things. Hell, that's the beginning of the scales of things. The universe is infinite!

Note: I could go on. I can be anti-corporate also. I didn't say *how* we should do this, only that we *should* -- now. And that business interests in and of themselves are not evil.

Oh, is THAT all?!? (2)

john@iastate.edu (113202) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612011)

``If we had sufficient money, then it's just a matter of getting the pieces together, getting a launch and we're there.''

Sure, when you put it that way it all seems so perfectly reasonable! :)

Good intent or not, this could be beneficial (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612019)

Although I find the idea of digging holes in the moon somewhat disturbing, I think this is really what we need to encourage more development of space travel and technologies. We're a capitalist society, and if developing space ships and suits becomes profitable it will spur many more technological advances, probably at a much faster rate than government-funded research missions (NASA) would ever accomplish.

Really, after the whole pissing contest with the Russians for the first man to the moon ran out of steam, our rate of progress towards extraplanetary travel/expansion has been fairly slow. Maybe a commercial side to space travel will help us get off this planet and out into the galaxy a bit quicker.

The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (5, Insightful)

cybrpnk (94636) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612026)

The only thing worth mining on the moon is ice, if it really truly exists at the poles. The reason it is worth mining ice is that it can be broken down into hydrogen and oxygen via electrolysis and then you've got fuel and oxidizer for a Mars mission located at the bottom of a shallow gravity well. It's been a while since I ran the numbers (I used to work for Boeing in an advanced projects group) but running a Mars mission with lunar fuel and oxidizer makes a BIG BIG BIG difference in the feasibility of it. Say you have a Mars ship in Earth or lunar orbit with empty tanks you've got to fill. From Earth you use the Shuttle, and it takes a full external tank and hundreds of millions of $$$ to get a Shuttle-cargo-bay-sized slug of liquids into your Mars ship tanks - many many shuttle missions and $$$ to fill them. It takes a LOT fewer pounds of fuel to lift the same hydrogen / oxygen from the surface of the moon to fill those same Mars ship tanks. It's the same as running a war - everybody wants to be on the tank that rolls into liberate the city, but in reality the war was won months before by the logistics and supply lines that made that final push possible. So remember, boys and girls - forget platinum group metals, the real lunar riches are its ICE...

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (3, Interesting)

Graymalkin (13732) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612096)

The catch-22 with a lunar launched mission is the cost of getting equipment from the moon. Even if you merely lauch modular facilities to process regolith to construct a spaceship with that still counts as cost for a Mars mission. Mining ice on the Moon for a chemical rocket is dumb anyhow, Helium-3 is much energetic of a fuel and will get a craft to Mars in a much shorter timeframe. Furthermore you need not use the fucking space shuttle to build a Mars ship, that would be absolutely ludicrous, the SST is one of the most expensive fucking launch systems in use currently. It'd be cheaper to build a magnetic linear accelerator up the side of a mountain and shoot stuff into orbit.

Minor catch in your plans . . . (2)

Goonie (8651) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612138)

Even if we had unlimited quantities of helium-3 sitting in tanks on Earth, we don't have the ability to do generate power with controlled fusion with it anyway. I think current guesses are that cost-effective fusion power plants, on Earth, using the deuterium-tritium reaction which is easier to do than D-He3, are at least a couple of decades away, so D-He3 space drives are probably at least 30-40 years away. It'd be nice to go to Mars before then.

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (1)

levl289 (72277) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612103)

I was under the impression that the moon had no atmosphere.

I could be wrong, but wouldn't that pretty much mean the sucking of any and all forms of water out into space?

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (1)

Arctic Fox (105204) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612130)

In physics, there is no "suck". It's all "blow". Just depends on what side you're on. Pressure goes from high to low, it's called diffusion, 6th grade chemistry.
<br>However, that's not to say that in the low pressure or non-existant pressure it didn't boil away long ago..

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612148)

>I was under the impression that the moon had no atmosphere.

>I could be wrong, but wouldn't that pretty much mean the sucking of any and all forms of water out into space?

My God, you're dumb.

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (1)

rabidcow (209019) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612179)

What about an earth-orbiting space station? Are there any minerals on the moon that they could use there? Wouldn't it be cheaper to get stuff from the moon than from earth?

Re:The Real Treasure Of The Moon... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612204)

Good idea. Next time I post I will have to remember to claim I work for Boeing as well.

Move Boeing...
For great mod points!

My Favorite Quote (2)

skroz (7870) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612028)

``If there was a layer of gold a foot thick floating over the earth at an altitude at which we could send up a shuttle to go up and collect, it wouldn't be worth doing it,''

Unfortunately, it's true. We still need a cheap, high efficiency delivery system before we can even think about profitability.

There is one interesting possibility, though. The "novelty" market. As the article points out, people are willing to pay $2200/mg for moon rock. I know I'd pay a decent amount. Would I pay more than the fragment's weight in gold? I don't know. But there are plenty of people that would. For the initial startups, which would be responsible for the R&D in to making "practical" missions (for materials rather than novelty,) practical, this may be a solution. Still, to make back $1.5 billion from 100 kilos of space rock, you need to sell the rock at $1.5 million/gram. Yeah. Right.

Easy way to get at the gold. (5, Funny)

J.C.B. (141141) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612077)

Just throw a few nukes at it. It would destabilize it's orbit, and much of it would fall to the ground.

Sure people would die, but gold would be raining down from the sky!

Re:My Favorite Quote (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612168)

Hate to burst their (and your) bubble, but it is worth that much ONLY because it is about the only hunk of it on earth. Bring 100 tons of it back and start selling it, and now it'll be 99 cents at 7-11, or free with a happy meal... supply and demand...

Hello, I am an Omnivore. (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612034)

Hello, I am an Omnivore.


...and I swear to fucking god if one more of you vegan tree hugging bitches so much as squeeks at me for eating meat I will turn cannibal.


You were born with canines so that you could eat meat. You fucking pampered bitches, it's so easy for you to condemn my way of life because you've never known any real hardship. Starve these skinny bitches for a few days and I garon-fuckin-tee they'd eat meat without second thought.


In short madam, you make me sick.

Moon base Alpha (2)

KarmaBlackballed (222917) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612035)

I think they should store nuclear waste on the dark side of the moon so it can blow up and send inhabitants of Moon Base Alpha on cool space adventures.

Re:Moon base Alpha (1)

LWolenczak (10527) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612101)

LOL

*falls over laughing his ass off*

Damn... what happened to them anyway, did they ever get home or anything? I think the scifi channel stopped broadcasting it.

Personally, It would be cool to have a moon base.... and a space dock.... we could use the resorcs there to build a fleet of startrek like starships!

think about it, hydrogen and oxygen are in the dust, make a big chamber, fill it with oxygen, then you have hydrogen and spare oxygen for cutting and welding tools... a small nuclear reactor could power arc furnaces and metal refineries.

Important Information For Slashdot Users (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612040)

Important Information For Slashdot Users

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Try Taco-Snotting and get your butt pumped out like I did?
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I'm tryin to get my head straight
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Which Slashdot editor I wanna impregnate
Timothy said, "CmdrTaco you a cutie" (Uh huh)
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Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else
Cause I choked my original self Taco-Snotting him (Yup)
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
She don't know how to do Chris D
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Hi, my anus (Excuse me)
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My anus is occasionally reamed out
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Flashed the bartender
And I tried to feel his dick up
Extra-terestrial runnin over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin at me
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And try to touch your hands
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My anus occasionally reamed out
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Lunar mining could change orbits and weather! (1)

iskander (9699) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612053)

Even if these idiots didn't accidentally deorbit the Moon after an overambitious blast, wouldn't the cumulative effect of gradual removal of mass from the moon (over time) end up affecting the Moon's orbit and the Earth's weather?

Indeed the equations of classical dynamics, worked out by physicists quite a while back, predict that reallocating mass from the Moon to the Earth would change their motion, both with respect to each other and with respect to the Sun. A reallocation of mass between these two bodies would affect things like the tides, wind patterns, and our climate in general -- probably unpredictably and potentially unfavorably.

Given that the so-called Laws of Physics could not be rewritten by even the most pro-corporate US government, doesn't this projected mining of the Moon sound like a terribly bad idea?

Re:Lunar mining could change orbits and weather! (1, Informative)

J.C.B. (141141) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612094)

Would we remove enough material to ever make a difference? I think not. More mass has been blasted from the moon from metor impacts than we will ever mine and take back to the Earth, has the loss of that mass affected the weather in any catastrophic way?

Re:Lunar mining could change orbits and weather! (1)

dakoda (531822) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612113)

yes, it would affect the orbit. every time you throw a rock, you affect the direction and velocity of the earth ever so slightly.

the good thing is that it probably wo'nt matter much.

even the most fruitful mining attempts wouldn't remove 1% of the moon's mass. the change in mass between the earth and the moon would be so little that it's very likly not an issue.

How? (2)

CaptainSuperBoy (17170) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612057)

Aren't the costs of moving things around in space too much to make anything like this worthwhile? It costs millions of dollars to put a couple tons of junk into orbit. Wouldn't the cost of fuel be more than the value of anything we could get from the moon?

Until we have something like the space elevator, I just don't think this will happen.

Re:How? (0)

SuperLiquidSex (233263) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612120)

fuels cheap
specially if your next to an ocean and have some electricity. The expensive part is the staff, and all the other stuff, they practically rebuild the shuttle after every mission.

coool (1)

javaDragon (187973) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612070)

Before some environmentalist moron comes up with some lame comment about saving nature and not touching space, let's enjoy this penultimate attempt to make money by exploiting natural resources which belong to nobody. Since moon is a dead space body, no pollution problem whatsoever, no local inhabitants to complain or nationalize after all the big infrastructure work has been done. Even governments are not interested, therefore won't interfere. An industrial dream.

Land Owners (1)

hyyx (447405) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612079)

I remember seeing plots of moon land for sale on eBay about 1.5 years ago. These were plots of land as large as 500-1000 acres. I wonder when territorial rights disputes on the moon will start happening. This is an opportunity for people to start building more micronations [havenco.com] , I would hope.

Moon made of cheese? (1)

DigitalEntropy (146564) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612083)

Did anyone check to see if Kraft Foods was one of the companies trying to hit pay-dirt on the moon?

Re:Moon made of cheese? (1)

dangermouse (2242) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612129)

They say it's made of cheese, not vegetable oil.

Dennis Hope owns the moon (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612084)

Go to www.lunarembassy.com and you will see that he claimed rights to the moon and other celestial bodies in 1979 by writting a letter the the united nations, US and soviet union to claim said ownership unless there were any objections. They chose not to object and now he sells deeds to land on the moon and in space. Apparently he makes millions of dollars doing this.

This is totally unfair... (5, Funny)

Nathdot (465087) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612100)

Sure maybe the mining companies have a lot of money, but consider this for a moment:

Just how are ordinary decent tree-hugging nature-loving separitist activists like myself expected to get up to the moon to protest?

And speaking of unfair, what is there to chain ourselves to up there?

And, also, how are we going to play Woodie Guthrie and smoke Mother Nature's loving green herb without atmosphere.

TOTALLY UNFAIR!

Instead of mining on the mood we should be (2)

HanzoSan (251665) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612126)



Shouldnt we be actually trying to build houses so when the over flowing population of earth needs to go up there they can?

Land on the moon is more valuable than you think considering when people actually do move there you'll own land and will be able to charge insane prices

Re:Instead of mining on the mood we should be (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612177)

People who believe in over-population are IDIOTS! There is plenty of land (ever been to the West?). Get out of the city once in a while, and you'll soon realize that there is no shortage of land. Food, you say? Well, stop selfishly turning all the worlds wheat into beer and there is plenty of food (and already is). Food ain't the issue either. The problem is big business abolutely raping the planet with no immediate consequences. Stop doing that, and we could double our population without serious problems.

Nevermind (1)

Whistler's Mother (539004) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612142)

I thought the moon belonged to America?! I didn't see no Russian flag up there...wtf...its ours goddammit...add another star to the flag and lets appoint Gary Condit as the First Governor

Luna Free State! (1)

HarrisonSilp (527951) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612146)

hey hey hey, and then we can get the help of a big computer because we'll be the only ones who talk to them because bill gates the evil owner of the moon doesn't care about his computers and the friendly Linux-running computer (we'll call him "Mike") will help us overthrow the opressive regime and use nerds can live in peace on the moon! We'll even launch rocks covered in metal @ them and they won't be able to stop them mwahahahahahahah!!!! AND THEN, we can have all kinds of adventures in our p-suits and we'll drive around in the rolligons on the moon and mine rocks and Mike can help us market what we find to the computer illiterate masses of Earth! mwahahahahahaha!

Uhm... (0)

James Skarzinskas (518966) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612154)

real life "red faction".... BONUS!

Slow news day at Yahoo? (4, Insightful)

Gorobei (127755) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612157)

What a totally moronic article: "it's not the technology that's the problem, it's the cost." Gee, who would have ever thought? If it costs us $20000/lb to get stuff in orbit, what the hell are we going to ship back to earth to make it worthwhile?

"The moon's got a lot of silicon and oxygen," Hey, news flash: its common name is "sand." We have a lot of it down on Earth too.

We can't even create automated mining facilities on Earth for fuck's sack, how are we going to get them working on the moon?

We've got big mineral deposits in Africa we don't exploit because it isn't economically feasible to build a mountain railroad. No problem, let's build a self-assembling, automated mining facility, ship it to the moon, have it build a railgun to launch processed resources back to us. Oh, and to be cost-effective, why not make it self-replicating? WTF? Why not just invent teleporter technology while you're at it?

Moon resources useful ON the moon. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2612164)

Why is it so important to bring back those materials that are necessary for some useful process back to earth to there be used for some useful purpose? What is not possible for us to do in our benefit on the moon with those resources there? Oh.. wait.. that's right.. all us crazy socialist-types were supposed to have been rounded up and shot already. Silly me.. so forgetful. --generic defect

Maglev will help here (2)

jmichaelg (148257) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612166)

Transportation won't be the limiting factor. If you're not trying to shoot humans to the moon and back, you can use maglev to launch robots to the moon and return the goods to earth. You can accelerate equipment to much higher velocities with maglev because equipment can handle much higher g-loads than we can.

You shoot maglev-ramp-building robots to the moon, they build the return ramp on the moon and you've handled the transport cost issue. The maglev ramp on the moon is used to fling the ore back at us ala Heinlein's "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress."

The biggest problem with mining the moon will be pollution. Just because the mining is happening on the moon won't mean we'll end up with no pollution here. The stuff is coming at us at a high speed and has to be decelerated without ablating into the atmosphere or cratering somewhere. If it ablates, you end up filling the atmosphere with ore dust. So somehow, the ore has to be gently brought back to earth.

A few links (4, Informative)

kingdon (220100) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612176)

The Artemis Project [asi.org] is more of a space club than a business (although it has some of the latter, and it is pretty successful compared with other clubs). Their web site contains a Data Book which was pretty good, but seems to now be members-only. Another good site is P.E.R.M.A.N.E.N.T. [permanent.com] with lots of details about things like all the different minerals on the moon. Much of it is kind of long term (for example, mining applications which only make financial sense if you are using the minerals off-earth). And at the risk of immodesty I have pages on mining [panix.com] and novelties [panix.com] (with the former being more for the intrinsic value, such as platinum for its appearance or chemical properties, and the latter more having value by virtue of being from the moon). My pages are more focused on near-term applications (such as bring platinum group metals to earth). I try to include some numbers (such as prices of platinum, how much flooding the market would affect the price, how much it would cost to get materials back from an asteroid and stuff), so that you can tweaks the assumptions and see how that affects the finances.

I love pop culture (1)

TypoDaemon (43268) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612180)

Behold the power of cheese.

I hope my... (0)

Blackneto (516458) | more than 12 years ago | (#2612198)

Legs don't Break.
Walking on the moon.

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