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Review of Sorcerer GNU Linux

michael posted more than 12 years ago | from the make-all dept.

Linux 286

ladislavb writes: "Sorcerer GNU Linux is not just another Linux distribution. It did not follow the tried and tested path of modifying a major Linux distribution and releasing it under a new name. Instead, the Sorcerer development team embarked on a completely unconventional way of putting together a unique distribution with features not found anywhere else. Once installed, it will be 100% optimised for your hardware, it will include the very latest Linux applications and it will provide an incredibly convenient way of keeping all software, even essential system libraries, up-to-date. The full review of Sorcerer GNU Linux, as written by DistroWatch.com."

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FASP! (-1)

Ralph JewHater Nader (450769) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861513)

Burn the banks! First anti-semitic post!

Shut up... (-1)

Henry Kissinger (323752) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861516)

you ignorant whore.

Play with yourself (-1)

Ralph JewHater Nader (450769) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861523)

Go fellate Mao's cold, dead dick. Dirty old kike.

Hey pussy boy. (-1)

Hillary Clinton (320928) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861552)

How would you like me to kick the living shit out of you? How about I force-feed said shit down your throat?

Eat shit you jew fag (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861650)

Motherfucker.

Cram a spiked dildo up your ass (-1)

Ralph JewHater Nader (450769) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861972)

How about I gas you and toss your corpse into the ovens? Dumb hag.

slashbot censors!! (-1)

neal n bob (531011) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861514)

suck it down bitches!!!!

Wait a sec... (3, Redundant)

saberworks (267163) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861518)

Don't all Linux distros claim to be "not just another Linux distro?"

Re:Wait a sec... (-1)

Tasty Beef Jerky (543576) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861605)

Yep, and all alcoholics claim "I'm only having one drink tonight!"

Re:Wait a sec... (1)

ch-chuck (9622) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861746)

Sure, just like XP is a "completely new Windows!".

Re:Wait a sec... (1)

beda (158888) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861849)

Right, just compare it with the recent newsforge article [newsforge.com] on gentoo linux. Seems the two are both "unique in the same way".

I just started downloading... (-1, Offtopic)

vreeker (264162) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861530)

I just started downloading the bzipped iso to try this puppy out.

I wonder when the connection will crash from the /.ing of the site... i give it another 5-10 mins. As the tv show Bonzai! would say "Place your bets... NOWWW!!!"

Re:I just started downloading... (5, Funny)

AgTiger (458268) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861539)

Given the name of the distribution:

They're going to wish they had a +25 magic staff of bandwidth in the next little while. ;-)

HAHAHAHA! (-1)

Hillary Clinton (320928) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861614)

I just love Lord Of The Rings!!!!!

Now shut up and suck my dick.

Re:I just started downloading... (1)

PhoenxHwk (254106) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861710)

They probably DO have a +25 magic staff of bandwidth if they went to all the trouble of downloading the ISO. :)

Re:I just started downloading... (1)

mark_lybarger (199098) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861575)

yeah, the story was posted about 10 minutes ago, and it took 2 minutes for me to get the review page to come up. can't find a mirror anywhere...

Re:I just started downloading... (1)

Like2Byte (542992) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861735)

No Kidding! :-) I linked to the page a few minutes ago and it takes ages to connect. I'd hate to have a 56K connection while trying to see this site!

Jews Had To Be Good For Something (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861534)



Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

Missed a good chance (-1)

Ralph JewHater Nader (450769) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861543)

You should have killed her and her dad as well. The offspring of Cain must be destroyed at all costs.

White Supremacist chicks had to be good (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861729)

Luckily while you were busy fucking with "Cindy" we were passing your sister around like a joint at a Rasta party.

Man, who knew white trash chicks would suck anybody off just to get back at their trailer owning, cross burning daddies? Heck, put a few beers in 'em and they'll let you fuck 'em up the ass too.

Re:Jews Had To Be Good For Something (-1, Troll)

kiwipeso (467618) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861753)

A lot of Nazis used Jewish women for whores, which explains how Jon Katz was born.

another (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861537)

jesus another one.......
http://www.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=02/01/15 /1 939255&mode=thread

sounds familiar (2, Informative)

koekepeer (197127) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861540)

if you find the idea of a linux-dstro optimized for your machine appealing, you should check out Gentoo Linux [gentoo.org] .

Re:sounds familiar (0, Offtopic)

GigsVT (208848) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861624)

How is a message that was the first to mention Gentoo Linux redundant?

dunno, /. karma police? (0, Offtopic)

koekepeer (197127) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861638)

I wondered also, but i noticed that the AC just before me had posted a link to a story about Gentoo on newsforge.

[paranoid mode]
But the AC post was modded down as well. Something smells funny here, and it isn't my underwear...
[/paranoid mode]

Not for everyone, then (5, Interesting)

CaptainAlbert (162776) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861542)

I recompiled Qt from source on my four-year-old machine the other day, and it took six hours. I'm not recompiling every bit of software on my machine... it would take weeks. I doubt I could even fit all the source code on my HDD. But then it's a seriously retro setup so I'm probably making a fuss about nothing.

Where I think this would come into its own is on a site, like a university or large company, where there are (a) hundreds of identical machines with exactly the same specification (down to the position of the sticker on the case), and (b) people who know what they're doing (ha ha) in charge. You could amortize the time taken to create the optimised system over the savings once you've installed it on every PC.

I wonder if they support using a compile farm to perform the rebuild? That would be sweet.

Re:Not for everyone, then (1)

koekepeer (197127) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861590)

yeah I know how it feels... until recently when I upgraded from p166@200 to a duron900 :-)

I compile everything from sources nowadays, it really makes a big difference for the graphical stuff (XFree, Gnome , KDE, etc).

You're right about the sites where there's plenty of identical machines (just clone it!), but there's also good use for your average user nowadays. Most people have sufficiently capable hardware to compile their own linux. And if you don't: just type in "make everything-as-i-want-it install" and go outside! get some fresh air, it's good for you ;-)

make buildworld (3, Insightful)

swb (14022) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861671)

Weeks? C'mon, maybe on a 486. I did a FreeBSD buildworld on a SMP PIII700 (100Mhz FSB) just yesterday and it only took an hour, if that. I seldom re-do the applications and non-system libraries (stuff from ports) unless I really need to or am upgrading them specifically, but I bet even that stuff would only add another 30-40 minutes tops.

I've been wondering when someone would do a linux distro that compiled itself during instalation, or at least a kernel.

Re:make buildworld (1)

Skweetis (46377) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861781)

I've been wondering when someone would do a linux distro that compiled itself during instalation, or at least a kernel.

IIRC, Slackware used to be like this, around the kernel 1.0 period. Part of the install was the selection of options for the kernel for your machine.

make world (2, Interesting)

Builder (103701) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861545)

So there is a GNU/Linux distribution with the equivalent of FreeBSD's cvsup and make world process. Yah. Whoohoo.

So now we can have packages optimised for out platform at the cost of building everything from source. Sounds like a heavy cost to me. Wouldn't it be more efficient to provide a couple of different binary packages for each package a'la mandrake (i586 and i486) ? Compile once and let everyone install them as opposed to everyone compiling ?

Re:make world (1)

vrmlknight (309019) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861611)

I think that thats a good idea but unless the kernel takes advantage fo the new instructions for the i886 or what ever the new flavor is that will not be any improvment as I think that the kernel is not processor optmised (it runs on everything under the sun) altho the programs you run should be if they take advantage of the new instructions I dunno IANAKH(I Am Not A Kernel Hacker)

Re:make world (3, Informative)

|DeN|niS (58325) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861692)

The default kernel shipped with most distro's will run on i368 and up, but you can definately specify what kind of architecture you have (also if you more than 1 or 4 GB of RAM) when compiling the kernel - and your kernel compiled for a K7 will not boot on a i486. So yes, the kernel will take advantage of your particular system (but of course you don't have to use Sourcerer just to get a new kernel :)

The software RAID code for example will, during bootup, try it's checksumming using different of the available extensions (think MMX, 3DNOW, SSE, SSE2, etc) and pick the fastest one.

what the hell are you talking about? (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861651)

a makeworld takes a half hour on my computer. My Dual AthlonMP 1800+. Sorry, I just like talking about how fucking fast it its. Hee hee.

It decreases the CD count (2)

yerricde (125198) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861691)

Wouldn't it be more efficient to provide a couple of different binary packages for each package a'la mandrake (i586 and i486) ?

That would cost more for the CDs and for download bandwidth, especially when you take into account Alpha, Sparc, MIPS, and all the other PC-class-or-higher architectures that Linux runs on. See also my Everything 2 article about making Linux distributions smaller [everything2.com] .

Re:make world (2)

iamsure (66666) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861838)

>Wouldn't it be more efficient to provide a couple of different binary packages for each package a'la mandrake (i586 and i486) ?

Yes and no.

If you take into account the LOST efficiency of the enduser not being able to compile their kernel (or glibc, or bash) with their optimizations, then no.

Things like being able to use 2.95.3 instead of 2.96, or being able to use stackguard. These are the beauties of a source-based distro.

Not to mention the architectures that the distro maker doesnt have hardware to test on, nor time to test on. PS/2 anyone?

So, no.

Plus, your argument puts the burden on the distro-maker to compile for all the different architectures, host them, and provide the bandwidth for all of that.

Sorceror (very wisely) has you download the majority of the distro from upstreams upon recasts.

Ah Hah. (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861547)

Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL. I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you are. When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said "what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and started laughing and man was she pissed. To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell. When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house" and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out the project with her. I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I thought about that the whole time. The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her, just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass. At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like, "We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?" and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but I restrained and continued the charade. It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway. As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh? As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL. We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant (damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew. I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew. Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before." I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom, but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in, then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue. She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7 incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud, but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep. I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I laid down next to her and dozed off. I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was "Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming NNLR 4 Life" LOL. I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home. When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

Re:Ah Hah. (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861633)

Hi, I'm the idiot Anonymous Coward that doesn't know that he needs to select "Plain Old Text" in the posting menu before posting a story.

Please heap loads of abuse on me. It's the only attention I ever get. Thanks!

&nbsp - Idiot Anonymous Coward - AKA AC Avenger

ObPratchett citation (1, Funny)

ishark (245915) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861548)

The correct name of the distribution should be "Sourceror GNU Linux"

Re:ObPratchett citation (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861594)

Nope, it should be "Sourceror GNU\Linux"

Re:ObPratchett citation (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861812)

Actually, the name is correct.

WPWW 1488 (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861556)

Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are.

Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for.

Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope.

If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you so your cool nigger men have more time to do crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father, hoe!

Bastardize the english language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time.

Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.

Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder.

Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard being careful not to use the driveway. It's ok to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib.

Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you...

Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.

Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn yo momma's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.

Travel around, leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also.

Smack your kids, yell at them a lot, make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they are niggers like you.

Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer.

If your a nigger buck, fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.

Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks, after all, they are niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.

Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to anyone but mean nigger expression to fellow niggers except niggers from another hood who will prolly try to kill you for trespassing on their turf, but. Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.

Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic with disregard, to converse with fellow niggers.

Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.

Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up customer.

Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.

Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin').

Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough generation X liberals in the jury.

Never, I mean Never, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, not to mention whites, for your sorry ass, stupid lives.

Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic with disregard, to converse with fellow niggers.

Advertise your "nation" (gang) with bewildering array of colors that mean nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot their ass. Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in broken nigger homes cuz yo momma was a 15 year old coke ho an' yo daddy be inside doin' 5 to 15 straight time for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier. (By the way, have ya ever noticed there isn't many black mini-mart cashiers?) Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive by's and other trivial bullshit that whites will never understand anything about (what's to understand?) Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...

Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder, early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the group with phonetics and use a number in it cuz nig's really like that. At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful: a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats. Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin' to the joint.

Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks consistantly rising while it falls for the others.

Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. 'Course bigotry against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie it up in the cold and mud and neglect it so that it dies. Then start all over again.

Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your bill, then when or if you finally settle up, pull out a big ole wad of bills out of the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked up your credit and checking account.

Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment, and still be able to neglect yo kee-ids.

Die young cause the #1 cause of death for nigger males Between 15 and 30 is murder.

slashdotted (1)

Penrod Pooch (466103) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861558)

Anyone with a mirror?

Its slashdotted, heres the text with paragraphs (5, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861562)

Here's the review.

Would you like a Linux distribution which is 100% optimised for your hardware? Would you like one which includes the very latest software packages as they are released by their respective maintainers? How would you feel if we told you about a Linux distribution where the entire download-compile-install process of any software (including the Linux Kernel, glibc, GCC, KDE) is done by one simple command? Intrigued? Then read on. Welcome to the magic world of Sorcerer GNU Linux!

1. Introduction Once you install a few Linux distributions, you will soon get to understand the basic process, which is rather similar in most mainstream distributions. Partition your hard drive, select the packages to install, listen to the CD spinning in your drive and when it calms down, you might do some hardware and network configuration to conclude the process. Less then an hour after inserting the installation CD you will have a fully working Linux system on your computer.

But things can be done completely differently. The beauty of Linux is that there are plenty of ways to achieve the same goal. As long as we are free to exercise our creative abilities and implement the resulting ideas, we can create amazing things.

Just think about this for minute - since the vast majority of Linux software comes with source code, why is it necessary to download binary files that somebody compiled on a particular hardware platform and included all sorts of options to run it on thousands of different hardware configurations? Would it not be more logical to compile everything on your own machine, ensuring that the code is optimised for exactly your hardware?

Enter the magic world of Sorcerer GNU Linux, a Linux distribution with a difference.

2. Basic Information Sorcerer GNU Linux (SGL) is a new Linux distribution. Its first release was produced in July 2001 and subsequent updates were very frequent at roughly twice a month. The project's web site is unlikely to win any design awards, but the essential information with FAQs and mailing lists to get anybody started is present.

The basic philosophy of Sorcerer GNU Linux is amazingly simple - after installing it, you will end up with the most optimised system for your particular hardware configuration and, at the same time, you will be running the absolute latest software available.

How does Sorcerer achieve this? First, you download the compressed ISO image, unzip it, burn it to a bootable CD and boot from it. After answering a few questions, you will watch the installation of a basic Linux system on your hard drive. Nothing really differs much from any other distribution until you get to the kernel compilation stage. And this is when things become interesting...

But we will leave a more detailed description of the installation process for the appropriate chapter. Here, just a basic overview: After your kernel is compiled, you will reboot into a brand new system. You are invited to configure your networking, knowing that soon there will be plenty of interesting code running down your cable or telephone line from various parts of the world. The great fun of selecting, downloading and compiling your packages can begin.

So what is the downside of such a distribution? If it is so great, why isn't everybody using it? The main reason is the fact that it takes a bit of knowledge and a lot of time to get Sorcerer GNU Linux up and running on your computer. Installing most other distribution will last less than an hour before you get a full-featured Linux desktop with several window managers, servers and more applications than you can shake a stick at. With Sorcerer, well, you'd better reserve a rainy weekend for it if you'd like to achieve the same. Some people might find this too time consuming, but those of us who like to tinker and optimise every bit and every byte of our hardware and those of us who like to run the latest software as it is produced, will find that Sorcerer is a dream come true.

3. Installation Let's get going with the installation process. There are several steps to accomplish this:

1. Download the compressed ISO image. 2. Install a basic (binary) Linux system from the downloaded CD image. 3. Compile the kernel. 4. Configure networking. 5. Recompile all the applications from the original CD image. 6. Get, compile and install all applications you need.

We will look at each of these steps separately.

3.1 Downloading Sorcerer The Sorcerer GNU Linux can be downloaded from the project's web site and its mirrors (see the side bar for links). The size of the compressed ISO image is about 80 MB and this swells to about 250 MB after unzipping the archive. You can use any standard CD writing tool to create a bootable installation CD.

Keep in mind that this ISO image gets updated frequently, so your downloaded image will quickly become out of date. This is where a unique feature to update the downloaded ISO image comes handy. This was primarily designed for those on a slow connection - instead of downloading the entire new ISO image, you can opt to download a small patch with the *.xdelta extension. To upgrade the original ISO image to the latest version, simply type:

xdelta patch sorcerer-$OLDDATE-to-$NEWDATE.xdelta sorcerer-$OLDDATE.iso sorcerer $NEWDATE.iso

This command will produce a new ISO image. Now you can verify the md5sum of the new ISO and if it matches the one found on the Sorcerer's download page, the image is ready to be burnt!

Naturally, there is no need to get the latest ISOs if you have Sorcerer GNU Linux up and running, but this feature might come handy in cases when you wish to burn the very latest image without actually downloading it. This way you can always keep the latest ISO image on the hard disk in case you decide to do a new installation or in case you would like to pass the latest image to a friend.

3.2 Installing a Basic System This step is, in most parts, similar to installing any other Linux distribution. The installer offers partitioning tools, such as fdisk, cfdisk and parted to create partitions. You can then proceed with selecting your root partition and its file system (ext2, ext3, ReiserFS and XFS are offered) and a swap partition. You will be advised to create a large swap partition, the basic rule is that your amount of RAM plus the size of swap partition should be at least 1 GB. Do not ignore this advice! Although the installer will complete the installation even if the above condition is not met, you will run into trouble later when trying to compile large programs and get frequent "out of memory" errors.

This memory requirement might seem strange at first, but the logic behind it is that Sorcerer makes use of "tmpfs", a virtual RAM drive which can also use swap space, to accelerate compilation and minimise file system fragmentation. Because of the "tmpfs" file system, Sorcerer expedites compilation by making the most efficient use of RAM. This makes sense as you are about to do a lot of compiling and the compilation speed gains are definitely noticeable.

As soon as the partitioning is done, you can start with the installation. Note that at this stage you are still installing binary files found on the installation CD to create a basic working system. These packages will be recompiled at a later stage.

3.3 Compiling Linux Kernel The next step is where similarities with mainstream distributions end. Yes, you are going to compile the kernel. This is of course where you can spend quite a lot of time tweaking and optimising, but at the very least, you should make sure that you select all the necessary modules for your hardware. Check the modules for your network, sound and video devices as well as any other hardware you need. Of course, you can always recompile the kernel later if something is missing.

After the compiling is done, you will be prompted to configure networking.

3.4 Configuring Networking First of all, you need to load the module for your network card (provided that you have compiled it into the kernel). This is best done by creating an alias in your /etc/modules.conf file: 'alias eth0 network-card-module', then loading the module with 'modprobe eth0'. At this point you should have a working network card. If you had compiled the network driver into the kernel, the above step is unnecessary.

Sorcerer used to provide both DHCP a PPP support to connect to the outside world. Being on ADSL connection, I looked for a PPPoE support which my service provider required. I failed to find any way to connect with the tools provided so I had to install Roaring Penguin's RP-PPPoE package, sources of which I had on another partition. When I mentioned this to Kyle Sallee, the author of the distribution, he promptly produced a brand new Sorcerer release with the PPPoE support built into the installation script! "If you need anything slightly more exotic, just provide me with the details to set it up", replied Kyle.

Ah, the wonders of personalised technical support only available in niche distributions!

3.5 Recompiling Installed Applications You only need to execute two commands in this stage, but the execution is likely to kill an entire evening. The two commands are: 'sorcery update' and 'sorcery rebuild'. The first command simply fetches the latest application database from the Sorcerer web site. This is to ensure that you do not compile older packages if newer are available.

The second command recompiles the existing software on your system. This process is interactive by default and you are prompted to look at the compilation log after each package. It is possible to disable the prompt in the sorcery menu so that you can run this process during your sleeping time. And when you wake up, you will have a 100% optimised system and it is not even necessary to reboot!

3.6 Getting, Compiling and Installing Applications The final step towards a fully working Linux box is downloading, compiling and installing all the software (or spells, in Sorcerer's terminology) you need. The beauty of this seemingly troublesome and scary process (especially if you have tried to do this on other distributions) is that all this is done by a simple command, which is 'cast package-name'. If you prefer a menu-driven way, you can simply type 'sorcery' and you will be presented with a categorised list of applications to choose from.

The list of applications (or spells) is taken from a database called 'grimoire', which is a sorcerer's book of spells containing nearly 700 spells at the time of writing. This database is updated daily ensuring that all new software releases find their ways into the grimoire within a short period of the official release. Trying to impress your friends? Sorcerer GNU Linux will certainly make them green with envy...

So how are all the dependencies resolved, you might ask. Isn't this part the most troublesome of all? The dependencies are taken care of for your convenience and peace of mind. Once you cast a spell (i.e. execute a package installation command), you will be prompted to include all the necessary dependencies into your spell. Additionally, you will be prompted to include or exclude optional dependencies, another feature not found in any other Linux distribution. The most amazing thing about this feature is that the entire download-compile-install infrastructure was written in nothing more sophisticated than Bash.

As soon as the basic stuff is installed, you are free to indulge in the vast packages resources provided by the distribution. You can continue with compiling XFree86 which is a rather lengthy step, taking nearly 40 minutes on the Pentium 4 machine. Casting XFree86 prompts you to run the configuration menu, which is an essential step if you would like to include specific drivers for your graphics card. Afterwards you can proceed with casting a window manager of your choice (the very latest versions of KDE, Gnome, WindowMaker, IceWM, Sawfish, Enlightenment, AfterStep, Blackbox and others are included) plus its associated libraries. Install any other software you need and a few hours of largely incomprehensible messages on your monitor (unless you prefer to turn this output off) will produce a pretty complete system by any standard. The Sorcerer's spells have been cast!

4. Post-installation Now you have a complete Linux system ready to be put to productive use as would be the case with any other Linux distribution. But apart from having the most up-to-date and most optimised system within a considerable radius of your location, there are still some interesting and unique tricks up Sorcerer's sleeves, not seen anywhere else. Let us examine some of the more interesting ones:

1. Software updates 2. Sorcery options 3. Rescue and maintenance

4.1 Software Updates The beauty of this distribution is that it is incredibly effortless to keep up-to-date with the ever evolving Linux application world. With a simple command of 'sorcery update', you can do a system-wide update of your entire installation. Creating a crontab entry for this command to run every night will result in a completely seamless update of your applications. Wouldn't it be nice to wake up one morning to find out that you have a brand new KDE desktop without as much as moving your finger? With Sorcerer GNU Linux, this is indeed a reality.

There are two ways to update software on your system - a menu-driven sorcery and a command-line sorcery.

Beginners might find the menu-driven way easier at first and it is certainly worth a look. The utility is invoked by typing 'sorcery' on the command line. The first option on the list is 'Spell', which, when clicked, reveals a further submenu. From this menu, you can select to install new applications from a categorised list of nearly 700 spells, you can recompile all applications on your system, you can select applications that should not be updated during the next system-wide update and you can remove applications from your system. The menus are very logical and self-explanatory and help is provided in the form of (sometimes humorous) one-line hints at the bottom of the screen.

Updating your system from the command line is equally easy once you master a few simple commands. Installing a new package is done with the 'cast package-name' command; just remember that the term 'install', used by most other Linux distributions is not accurate as 'casting' actually involves downloading, compiling and installing the package. Ever tried to compile KDE on another Linux distribution and gave up because of the hard work involved? With Sorcerer, all you have to do is to type 'cast kde' and off you go, no more studying of installation instructions, interpreting cryptic error messages and searching newsgroups! It really is as easy as that!

The next command you will use frequently is 'gaze'. It offers an amazing array of useful options, which you can view by simply typing 'gaze'. Would you like to see a list of all packages installed on your system? Type 'gaze installed'. Do you want to see the list of available packages? Type 'gaze grimoire'. Fancy to find out the package's description, web site, maintainer or md5sum? How about searching the package list, viewing compile logs or listing the source files for a package? All this and a lot more can be done with the 'gaze' command, which is worth investigating in detail.

4.2 Sorcery Options The Options menu in 'sorcery' offers a range of useful features. We will only mention some of the more interesting ones, but do take your time to find what else is offered.

The PROMPT DELAY option allows you to set the delay time, in seconds, for prompts while compiling and installing multiple packages - if no input is given within the specified time, a default action is taken.

The APPRENTICE option allows you to execute a command even if the associated package is not installed on your system. Sorcery will simply download, compile and install the necessary package before executing it. The list of executables and associated packages is stored in the /var/lib/sorcery/apprentice directory.

The AUTOFIX option, if enabled, is very useful in cases when important system libraries get updated. This would normally break most packages that depend on these libraries, but the AUTOFIX options checks and rebuilds all packages that would otherwise be broken. This option is enabled by default. It is worth noting that any packages that need to be rebuilt as a result of updated system libraries will not be downloaded again, but rather compiled from sources already present on your hard drive.

Imagine for a moment that a new version of glibc gets released. To update it, you can simply 'cast glibc', which will build a new glibc, remove the old glibc libraries and recompile every package dependent on glibc. During this process, there is a brief moment when there is no glibc in /lib or /usr/lib, but despite of that no application already running on your system will be affected! The Sorcerer's magic at its best!

Other options worth mentioning are MAIL_REPORTS, which will e-mail installation reports to the specified e-mail address, VOYEUR, which turns on or off compiler's verbose output and REAP, which, if enabled, causes that upon removing a package, all associated files are also deleted.

Finally, two more useful options to speed things up. To eliminate bandwidth bottlenecks, the software packages do not get downloaded from a central location, but rather from a maintainer's home site, FTP server or mirror. The 'Software Mirrors' option allows you to select a nearby mirror for the Linux Kernel, GNU packages, KDE, XFree86 and Gnome. The last option on the menu is 'Optimize Architecture', which gives you a chance to optimise all source code compiles for one of the available processor architectures - i586, i686, K6 or Athlon.

It should be noted that the list of features is not static, but keeps growing based on user feedback.

4.3 Rescue, Maintenance and Administration It is worth mentioning that your Sorcerer CD can serve as a rescue image as well. If you happen to get into trouble, you can boot from the CD, log in and carry out any necessary maintenance tasks. While this is not a unique feature, it is always nice to see that there is a simple way to log into your Linux system!

The Sorcerer web site provides a categorised list of FAQs in the documentation section and you are encouraged to join the mailing lists where you will receive a warm welcome from the members.

System debugging is handled with the help of extensive log files No other Linux distribution provides this feature, which greatly simplifies bug fixing and bug reporting procedures. The fact that Sorcerer GNU Linux is so highly up-to-date and remarkably bug-free can be partly attributed to the use of these log files Have you encountered a problem during software compilation or installation? Instead of describing it verbally, submit the log file and the bug will be fixed in no time!

The next question that comes to mind is what if you want to install a package not yet available in the grimoire, the Sorcerer's software database? Apart from compiling the package using the standard method of configure && make && make install, you are more than welcome to create your own spells. This way, not only will the new package become part of the sorcery, simplifying the install/uninstall management, you can also share your spell with the rest of the Sorcerer user community. Creating spells is not too difficult and extensive instructions are provided.

Finally, a recently introduced sorcery feature, called 'cabal' provides administration and command execution tools for simultaneous use on multiple Linux systems. It uses nothing more fancy than ssh2 keys, ssh, and scp, a set of simple tools to make a system administrator's life a little easier.

5. Pros and Cons Advantages

1. Sorcerer is 100% optimised. Not many people will argue this benefit. By virtue of compiling every piece of code on your own system, you are making sure that you get as much out of your hardware as you can. Of all the Linux distributions currently tracked by DistroWatch, only three are source-based (the other two being Linux From Scratch and Gentoo Linux). No binary distribution can beat a source-based distribution compiled on its home turf!

2. Sorcerer is the most up-to-date distribution. This benefit might be void in cases where there is no need to run the latest and greatest software, such as in case of some specialist servers. Still, security issues do appear from time to time and having the benefit of an easy path to upgrading the affected application can save many hassles. Because this distribution is so highly up-to-date, all security and bug fixes are applied routinely.

3. Sorcerer offers excellent support, both direct and via mailing lists. In line with most smaller and niche distributions, the author will often personally reply to your concerns and listen to users' suggestions. The PPPoE feature I asked about was placed in the next Sorcerer release literally within a few hours after I e-mailed the author!

4. Sorcerer is continuously being enhanced. While already pretty complete and feature-rich, there are still many new features planned for inclusion in future releases. Of course, many other Linux distributions can claim this, but given the completely unconventional way of doing things at Sorcerer, we can only look forward to more unique features not found anywhere else.

5. Sorcerer is fun to use. Admittedly, this is a highly subjective quality, but I can honestly say that I have never had more fun with any other Linux distro. Period.

Disadvantages

1. Sorcerer takes time to get installed. Installing a Linux distribution is a lot less troublesome than it used to be and most mainstream ones will get you up and running in less than an hour. Sorcerer, on the other hand will require many hours of compiling before producing a full-featured system. However, the benefits of compiling all software are unquestionable.

2. Sorcerer lacks decent documentation. As is often the case with many new projects, the documentation has not been given the highest priority. The current structure of hard-to-navigate FAQs and installation/usage notes resemble a schoolboy's scribbles rather than a carefully designed operating manual. The author seems well aware of this deficiency and welcomes any contributed documentation such as FAQs, man pages or installation instructions.

3. Sorcerer is not for beginners. You don't need to be a Linux megaguru to install and run Sorcerer, but you should be reasonable proficient in basic system administration. There are many choices to be made during installations and configurations of your system, some of which may be vital. You also need a thorough knowledge of your hardware and the kernel modules required by each hardware component. If you are not sure, you can simply accept the defaults, but it helps if you know a little about the Linux Kernel, XFree86, Perl and other configuration options.

6. Summary Of all Linux distributions available today, Sorcerer GNU Linux is positively the most unconventional. Instead of following the tried and tested method of many binary distributions, the development team has not only created a unique product, it has at the same time solved many of the perceived problems, traditionally associated with the Linux operating system. The amazingly simple and fluent method of installing and upgrading software and system libraries makes one wonder why no other distribution has invented anything even remotely similar.

While some may argue that Sorcerer's is a more time consuming method of keeping up with the Linux application development, it is still much less time consuming than resolving library dependencies, interpreting error messages and spending time on newsgroups searching for answers. Because of the sophisticated download-compile-install infrastructure of sorcery (while written in nothing more sophisticated than Bash), keeping your Linux box up-to-date is a painless process. Best of all, every single package is fully optimised for your hardware as it is compiled.

Despite the development team's claim, Sorcerer GNU Linux is, in my opinion, a revolutionary Linux distribution. Do yourself a favour and download the 80 MB file, then find a weekend to explore it. I can virtually guarantee that at the end of the weekend you will be asking yourself questions like: "Why has nobody else thought of this!? Is it possible that installing and upgrading Linux software can be as simple as that?" You will have to pinch yourself to believe that you are not dreaming.

I do not normally indulge in predicting the future. But if only 6 months of development resulted in the product of this sophistication and quality, then I honestly believe that Sorcerer GNU Linux is going to become a major Linux player in the near future.

But will it do.. (2)

linzeal (197905) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861563)

1. My dishes (hardy har har)
2. reply to my girlfreind's daily comedy emails with replies that actually sound like I was at said site.

Seriously what more besides apt-get do people need for updates? I mean I was so disenchanted with mandrakeupdater that when I got back into the swing of linux after a dry spell I almost gave up. Now with debian at least I can update things without fear of the kernel segfaulting on the next boot.

Re:But will it do.. (2, Funny)

pj7 (469369) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861660)

next boot? What is this "boot" you speak of?

Re:But will it do.. (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861723)

> 2. reply to my girlfreind's daily comedy emails with replies that actually sound like I was at said site.

god, don't you just hate this? or emails that say "i'm 7 years old and i have a brain tumor - pass this on to 15 people" and you count the number of addressess .... sure enough: 15 people exactly. it's like people think they are somehow obligated to "do what the email says"

How dare you! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861730)

How dare you speak that way when (you think) I'm not around!? I send emails to you because I care, but obviously you don't feel the same about me. I'm expecting apologies with flowers when you come home and no, I'm not making any dinner for you tonight mister!

this was your conscience talking if believing this is too much asked ;-)

B is to C as A is to B (5, Informative)

FreeUser (11483) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861939)

Seriously what more besides apt-get do people need for updates? I mean I was so disenchanted with mandrakeupdater that when I got back into the swing of linux after a dry spell I almost gave up. Now with debian at least I can update things without fear of the kernel segfaulting on the next boot.

I am an avid Debian user, and have moved an entire enterprise over to Debian because apt-get makes a system administrators life so much easier and it halved my work load as a result. For binary distributions apt-get is unmatched, and apt-get source, while not perfect, is a very nice way to get sources and compile them.

However, there are better approaches. FreeBSDs "ports" system comes to mind, where a skeletal directory tree structure and a simple make command are all that are required to automate the download, compilation, and installation procedure for a plethora of third party applications.

No library conflicts. Any necessary patches applied on the fly, optomized and compiled for your system. It was, until this distribution came along, the only installation method I'd ever heard of, much less seen, that beat even apt-get hands down.

If this distribution lives up to its billing, it will be only the second, placing Debian's apt-get, Sorcerer, and FreeBSDs "ports" in a class all their own. Even as an avid Debian user I will be spending much of this weekend playing with Sorcerer.

The real question is, will there be a good replicator or, better yet, automated installation utility so I can build 50 machines on 50 similar but not identical machines, without having to sit in front of each one? Replicator is the one thing that will keep me using Debian at work ... building new machines (even slightly different ones than the model) is just too easy to give up ... even for this.

Sing a Long. (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861565)

Tune: Jingle Bells. Riding through the Reich,
In a big Mercedes Benz,
Killing all the Jews,
Making lots of friends!
Hear those Mausers roar!
See those sheenies drop!
So long as we've got Zyklon-B
The fun will never stop!

Oh, rat-tat-tat! Rat-tat-tat!
Up against that wall!
Heat those ovens nice and hot,
There's room enough for all!
Rat-tat-tat! Rat-tat-tat!
Mow those Hebrews down!
Oh what fun it is to have
The Nazis back in town!

Is this similar to *BSD? (3, Interesting)

d-Orb (551682) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861579)

Just a question: is this distribution's approach similar to the BSDs? I think if not the same, it is very similar to the ports system, a very useful and clever approach in a lot of respects.

On the other hand, I don't think that many people would be that keen to recompile KDE/Gnome from scratch every time! Specially in legacy (i.e., more than 3 months old) hardware. However, for a (say) dedicated web server or something like that, it might have its uses...

SIEG HEIL! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861588)

Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss, in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

What about Aunt Tillie? (5, Funny)

3seas (184403) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861589)


Does this mean Aunt Tillie gets to build her own kernel [slashdot.org] ?

Damn, That was fast! Leave it to the GNU community!!!!

Mirror of distrowatch review (4, Informative)

Idimmu Xul (204345) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861608)

Here [ntlworld.com] is a mirror of the review of sorcerer as the distrowatch site appears to have had the obvious done to it already :/

Gentoo Linux (2, Redundant)

ChaoticCoyote (195677) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861613)

...looks very good. Gentoo [gentoo.org] , like Sorcerer, builds an installation from source. It looks like I can create a fine-grained, very targeted installtion with Gentoo, so I'll try it out on a new box next week and see how it works.

Re:Gentoo Linux (1)

cbowland (205263) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861801)

Daniel Robbins (the CEO of Gentoo Linux) has some pretty cool articles on IBM's Developer Works. The first in the series can be found here [ibm.com]

Jews... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861617)

... Had To Be Good For Something

Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

Sweet System (1)

rogerl (143996) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861619)

This is one cool distribution as long as you have a really fast machine and a large hard drive. It is kind of like Linux From Scratch (http://www.linuxfromscratch.org/) on steroids.

Not totally convinced (5, Interesting)

prototype (242023) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861620)

I think this is an interesting idea but has a few flaws.

First they ask that your swap image be at least 1gb in size. I don't know about everyone else, but my linux partition is just 2gb so that's half of my disk already. I know, I know, these days everyone has 30, 40, and 60gb drives so it's not a big deal. Maybe it's just time for me to get more iron.

Anyways, the big feature this distro seems to be claiming is the automatic (and seamless updates). You can run this "sorcery update" command in a cron job at night and have a brand spanking new system the next morning. While this sounds like the cats meow, what if I don't want the latest and greatest? I personally don't to live on the bleeding edge and don't always want the lastest. Also, who decides what's the latest? The latest beta? Is it running the 2.4.17 kernel or something even newer? What version of KDE does it have?

It's also a huge distribution and requires a dedicated weekend to get up and running. The name implies that it's something that a beginner could sit down and startup with, but this is not the case. If you're looking for a simple install, stick with Mandrake/RedHat or something. If you have a few gigs to chew up and a weekend to burn, maybe give it a try.

liB

Re:Not totally convinced (4, Insightful)

iamsure (66666) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861786)

>First they ask that your swap image be at least 1gb in size. I don't know about everyone else, but my linux partition is just 2gb so that's half of my disk already. I know, I know, these days everyone has 30, 40, and 60gb drives so it's not a big deal. Maybe it's just time for me to get more iron.
The problem behind that is that the 2.4 kernel series recommends double your ram in swap. Since ram is ultra-cheap, and the average computers have 256-512mb ram, voila, 1 gb.

>Anyways, the big feature this distro seems to be claiming is the automatic (and seamless updates).
And compiling from source, using the settings you prefer. And using upstreams sources generally.

>You can run this "sorcery update" command in a cron job at night and have a brand spanking new system the next morning. While this sounds like the cats meow, what if I don't want the latest and greatest?
Then dont run the sorcery update!!

>I personally don't to live on the bleeding edge and don't always want the lastest. Also, who decides what's the latest?
The upstream, actually.

>The latest beta?
No.

>Is it running the 2.4.17 kernel or something even newer?
2.4.17

>What version of KDE does it have?
Umm.. Dont know off teh top of my head, but it is probably listed on the site, at least the current ver #'s used to be.

All in all, they are fairly cutting edge, but you can always choose NOT to be. Just dont cast the latest version!

Jews Had To Be Good For Something (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861627)

Alright I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing, So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

Jews Had To Be Good For Something (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861635)

Alright, I was reading a couple stories and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

KKK! (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861637)

White power!

Jews Had To Be Good For Something (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861648)

Alright I was reading a couple stories, and I just decided to share this little
story about the time I hit it with a Jew girl using deception and cunning. LOL.
I mean it's not real hard to act like another person or make others believe you
are.

When I was a senior in high school last year not long before my 18th birthday I
was just cruising through school. After we changed classes at the end of second
semester I got into a class with this really hot girl named Cindy who I was
sitting by in the seating chart, well I knew from the first day I was gonna try
and hit it with this girl, but I didn't think it would be nearly as complicated
as it turned out. One day in class we had to pair up and do this project (it was
history class) and it was on the Cold War, well into the convo we started
talking about those Jew Rosenberg's selling the atom bomb and I said "well what
the hell do you expect for those fucking kikes?" and she looked at me and said
"what did you just say?" and I repeated myself and she said, "You ignorant
asshole I'm Jewish," and I looked at her and said, "Well sux to be you" and
started laughing. Well we didn't talk the rest of the project, I just let her do
the work then I guess to be a dick I acted like I was scratching my arm and
pulled up the sleeve to show my Neo-Nazi tattoo to her (I am a proud and loyal
NNLR member) and she said, "I can't believe I am sitting next to a Nazi," and I
was like, "I am unfortunately not a Nazi, I missed the good old days," and
started laughing and man was she pissed.

To go on, well we went through the next few weeks barely saying anything to each
other and me and A.J. (a fellow NNLR in my class) would sometimes say some shit
to her. Well it pissed her off enough to try and get her boyfriend after me so
he came up to my table and asked me about some shit and I ended fucking him up
in the lunch room, I mean it was a weak fight with some Jew-loving soccer player
against me a pure Aryan linebacker. LOL. I ended up getting 10 days out for
drawing blood and I just cruised through that easy as hell.

When I came back I found out that sometime when I was gone she had broken up
with her boyfriend. I am not sure why, but it figures he gets his ass beat for
her and she dumps him later for something. Typical Jew. In class, she eyes me
when I sat down and didn't say anything to me, I started razzing her and was
like, "how's you boyfriend doing?" and she's like, "I am not going out with him
anymore but I am sure he's doing fine," and I said, "broke up with him after he
gets his ass beaten for you, that some kind of Hebrew thing?" and she said, "Oh
shut up you asshole, I am so tired of hearing you talk about that," and I razzed
her a little longer. Anyways, later in the month we had a project we had to do
out of class, and it had to be with my desk partner she was mad, but she's a
crazy A student and she asked me, "Well do you want to do the assignment at my
house or yours?" and I said, "Well I am not allowed to have Jews at my house"
and me and AJ started laughing, I was like, "Why don't you just do it?" and she
said, "'cause you're not getting an A for my work," so we ended up going to her
house well it's a typical Hebe home, with the 8 candle stuff and I knocked on
the door and her mom answered, "Hi, are you Luke?" and I was like, "In the
flesh," she said, "Come on in Cindy is in her room," and I looked around and saw
all this Jew stuff and I sort of scoffed, anyway I went to her room and she's
like, "Alright lets get started," and I was just looking around, "I don't think
I'll be able to concentrate in this Yid hol,e" and she's like, "Well then I'll
tell Mr. Deen that you didn't do anything," so I had to sit there and figure out
the project with her.

I wasn't really doing anything but nodding when she said something. While I was
sitting there I was scoping her and thinking what it would be like to get a
piece of Jew ass, I was thinking it the whole time I mean is there really
anything wrong with using one for sex? I mean not dating just fucking? and I
thought about that the whole time.

The night after I went home I was looking at my ceiling and thinking the whole
night on how to fuck Cindy, I was going over some ways and though well maybe
I'll be like in the movies and act like I changed and then after I fuck her,
just tell the bitch about it and break her little kick heart. LOL. I talked it
over with Tom, AJ, and Rob, they all wondered why I wanted to fuck the Jew, but
they knew she was hot and stuff. I decided to act like I didn't want to be a
NNLR anymore and have like AJ and them act like I changed in front of her. Not
to go into much detail, but it was a good plan to tap that ass.

At school the next day I went over to her and was like, "How you doing?" She
seemed a little surprised, "I'm alright," and then AJ walked by and we sorta
gave each other this fake little mean look that we made sure she noticed. She
was like, "Are you and AJ mad about something?" and I was like, "I don't know
he's a dick," she goes, "I thought you guys were good friends?" and I'm like,
"We were but the NNLR are starting to piss me off," and she's like "Is that so?"
and I'm like, "Yeah I am thinking about getting out," and she's like, "That's
good, maybe then you'll stop being such a prick." I wanted to say something but
I restrained and continued the charade.

It lasted much longer than that to her, and I'm not going to go into depth but
in the next few weeks I made it look like I had gotten out of the NNLR's and to
her I wasn't hanging out with them anymore well we had to do another project and
I was like, "Let's do it at my house" and she's like, "I thought you weren't
allowed to have Jewish people there?" I sorta gave a sad face and was like "I'm
not like that anymore," which she thought was true. That night I had to
rearrange my room take down all my party and NNLR emblems and stuff and I made a
great effort to make it look like a typical room. When she came over she was
like "Wow your house is nice," which it is since both my parents are business
workaholics and I'm like "Thanks, it's alright." Well we got into the project
and after it was done we started watching TV on the couch. We got into a deep
convo about the NNLR and I had to say some bad things that it was hard to say
and eventually when she was leaving I talked her into a date with me for
Saturday, I was gonna kiss her but I didn't really feel like pushing it since I
was hoping to get in those little kike panties this weekend anyway.

As the week went on we talked in class and stuff until she probably thought I
was a very tolerant ex-bigot that was pushed into joining the NNLR because of
bad parenting and a need for acceptance. LOL. Not bad huh?

As Saturday came along we went on our date and went to a real expensive place
and ate then we went to a movie, and we held hands and walked around the mall, I
could tell their was no way I was going to get in her pants on the first date
for some reason and I was a little pissed, but I figured it will come
eventually, the date ended that night after making plans for another and we went
into a french kiss in front of her house. She went inside and I wiped off my
mouth, damn I hated kissing the Jew, I just wanted to fuck her. LOL.

We had two more dates before anything real sexual happened and that was when we
were in my car outside her house after going to another expensive restaurant
(damn Jews) and she gave me a decent blowjob in the car. I came all in her mouth
and she swallowed every drop like a good Jew, we made plans for another date the
next weekend and I had the feeling I was finally going to fuck my Jew.

I picked her up and we went to see a movie, then after we went to eat and talk
and junk like that you gotta go through to get laid, I talked her into coming to
my house and I knew I was going to fuck her, well we got into it on the couch
and she gave me another decent blow job and again swallowed like a good Jew.
Then I got her into the bed by like fake tackling her after she stood up we
started laughing and she's like "stop it" and I undid the buttons on her shirt
and we started kissing. So much for stopping it, I got her bra off and sucked on
her tits, then got her jeans off and was about to pull off her panties and she's
like, "Stop it Luke!" and I stopped and looked up all sad faced like, "Why
what's wrong?" and she said, "I never had sex before."

I was rock hard, by the end of the sentence I had the opportunity to pop a Jew
girls cherry I started acting all nice like "Well I don't care if you're a
virgin you'll like it I promise," and she sat up and I kissed her and started
talking about never doing it and eventually I got her to lay down through some
good talking I might add and I took off her panties and finally got a glimpse of
her bush which was pretty fine I might add, I started thinking about a condom,
but then I was like are you stupid? Don't wear one, I mean she's probably not
even thinking about that, and pulled off my underwear and prepared to put it in,
then she asked about a condom and I said don't worry I'm sterile, LOL. I don't
know why she believed me but she didn't press the issue.

She looked a little scared but I wasn't really going to hurt her anyway in that
fashion 'cause I just wanted to fuck the kike bitch. I don't have a monster cock
like it seems everyone else in these stories have but I am very proud of my 7
incher and I led it to her very very tight pussy. I mean I had fucked tight
girls before but never a virgin, and I put it into her and she started like
sorta startled moaning and when I reached the hymen her face was all like all
closed up so I just rammed it in and busted the hymen, she screamed pretty loud,
but then I start inching it in and she was moaning sort of, well I continued the
pace figuring I'd fuck her again later and just went in and out till I came in
her. After I was done I looked at her and she was like all sweaty even worse
than me, and I don't know how much she enjoyed it, but she put her arm on me, I
fucked her again like 40 minutes later and this time I felt her orgasm, she
called her mom and said she was staying at a friend's, and then she fell asleep.

I laid on the bed thinking about how to show her that not only had I just used
her Jew body, but I was still a very loyal NNLR, so while she was sleeping I put
my room (which is my entire basement) like it was before that night she came for
the project, and I had my swastika flag over the bed and the Fuhrer and my SS
posters and stuff back up, and I even put my swastika screen saver on, then I
laid down next to her and dozed off.

I woke up the next morning before her when it was light and decided on another
thing to do so I left a note on the lampshade next to her all it said was
"Thanks for the easy fuck last night, I did enjoy it, when you wake up please
leave my room I don't want your Jewish bitch ass here longer than that. Claiming
NNLR 4 Life" LOL.

I sat in the living room and a little later I saw her walking on the side of our
house where the basement is onto the sidewalk to walk home and she was like
crying hard I mean like her face was so red. LOL. I loved it and the fact that
she lives a 10 minute drive from me and she had to walk all red and stuff home.

When I went to school on Monday I found out that she had asked Mr. Deen for a
new seat and talked him into it and I got to sit my AJ which was cool as hell. I
looked at her but she just sat there and didn't look back. I heard later from
friends she had to go through therapy and all this stuff and her Dad like almost
came after me with a gun when she got home that day, and I wish he would have
I'd have dropped his ass with my .45 as soon as he stepped foot on my property.

I've entered a weird parallel slashdot dimension.. (3, Interesting)

graveyhead (210996) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861649)


I just posted this [slashdot.org] last night...

mod parent up! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861690)

goddamn you lame moderator (-1 troll)??? WTF is your problem. the parent is not only not a troll, it's prophetic. this post is a troll, not the fucking parent.

Re:I've entered a weird parallel slashdot dimensio (0)

xyster (128) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861799)

I like how your website is running IIS for BYOLinux :)

Re:I've entered a weird parallel slashdot dimensio (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861836)

[graveyhead posting anonymously to avoid lame moderation] What website?? What are you talking about? hotmail.com is not my web server. The only webserver I use is an apache/bsd box...

Re:I've entered a weird parallel slashdot dimensio (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861865)

[graveyhead again] ah nevermind... I get it... you mean the BYOLinux site... that is pretty funny, but it's not my site.

Is this backed by Intel, or by Time Warner Cable? (1)

leifb (451760) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861667)

Because I can think of no better way to waste a whole lot of processor time, and a whole lot of bandwidth. (Did I mention user time?)


Far more efficient would be to compile the code once for every possible configuration store it on a central server, and let the users download according to preference.

Re:Is this backed by Intel, or by Time Warner Cabl (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861758)

The downside to that is optimizations. What if you want to compile with stackguard? You can do that with sorceror.

What if you want to make 2.95.3 your default compiler, and say screw you to RHAT's 2.96? You can do that with Sorceror.

What if you want to TRY to compile a kernel for the architecture "doesntexistyet". In sorceror, you can.

Optimizations, choice. These are what sorceror is about.

Optimization (5, Interesting)

LinuxGeek8 (184023) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861669)

I am sure it is all nice and optimised when you compile everything from source.
There is just one disadvantage; while you are compiling that latest version of XFree86, gnome or kde the computer does not feel really optimised.
Compiling everything is just too much hassle, and takes too much time and computing power.

For a server there are not that many packages installed, so it can be usefull. But on my desktop I have about 2Gb software installed. Keeping that up to date.......nah.

Just let me update everything from binary, be it apt-get or urpmi.

Btw, I have a friend who was horrified when I showed him apt-get. Do you update from binaries? Do you call that security?
He liked to install security-updates from source.
When asking sometime later how he kept his FreeBSD boxes up to date he said he did not do that. He felt safe behind a firewall.
Hmm, I guess it is just too much hassle.

not just about optimization (5, Insightful)

kaisyain (15013) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861762)

A decent amount of software you can get for linux nowadays comes with a ton of compile options. When I get a binary package from debian or redhat I have no say over which of those options were turned on. Maybe I don't want postfix to be able to support ldap and mysql and postgresql lookups? Well, tough, I don't have any choice in the matter and so I have to download and install those libraries to satisfy postfix's dependencies.

Sometimes (most often in the case of SSL) you'll see multiple versions of the same package to satisfy problems like this. This is a hack to solve the problem. Sure I can install lynx-ssl instead of lynx but what if I want lynx to use slang instead of ncurses?

This is more about control than optimization. While I'm not sure this level of control is necessary for everyone, control is one of the selling points of Open Source Software and something that most people like to have.

Re:not just about optimization (3, Informative)

LinuxGeek8 (184023) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861886)

Yup, you are right about the control thing.
But instead of compiling everything from source you can just get the specific src.rpm, edit the specfile and rebuild the rpm with your options.

I am mostly just talking from the way I deal with it.
Mostly I do not really care about dependencies or build options. There are just a few packages for which I find it really important.

Another point though.
Building software from source has often its own dependencies. You need a compiler suite and lots of headerpackages.
I recently struggled a lot to get a kernel built on my Alpha firewall with only 300 Mb disk.

Re:Optimization (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861840)

Have you tried compiling everything? It doesn't take _that_ much time, and with decent automated builds, it's not much hassle at all. I haven't messed with this distro, but I run gentoo, and with the new emerge --world update, it's a piece o cake staying on top of things and keeping a system updated. Granted, I don't have 2Gb of software (you've got to be kidding.. do you actually use all of that regularly?), but I've got about 2.5 Gb space used up (not sure what that equates to in software terms), and it only takes about a night to do a complete update. And it's not like you need to update everything all the time. You can update those packages that you want to update and do a major update every quarter. It's really no hassle at all (for me). Plus, you get the added benefit of learning a lot more about what goes into your system, along with the obvious benefits of optimization and security.

Re:Optimization (2)

LinuxGeek8 (184023) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861928)

Well, I have both gnome and kde installed, which are big desktop environments.
Also, building from source; a lot of packages need other packages like tetex to even build.

And compiling kde on my previous amd300, kdelibs took already 6 hours or so.
I am sure my dual celeron will be somewhat faster at it though.

I tried emailing the author (-1, Troll)

Mr Bernard Shifman (551972) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861689)

I thought Sourceror was cool so I tried emailing Kyle the author.
I sent him my CV to see if he had any jobs going for his linux distro?
I didnt really want a job there, oh no I much too 1337 for that, but i thought i should give him the chance to employ me and guess what...
ever since this guys been spamming me everyday!!!
what can a poor techie do these days all i did was send him my cv

Oh great (1)

42forty-two42 (532340) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861705)

We post a story on how great this is, and what do we do?!! WE /. THEIR SERVER!! How can anyone develop with CVS down?!

Here goes the distro war... (-1, Redundant)

swagr (244747) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861717)

How about Gentoo [gentoo.org] ? Your entire distro, incuding compilers, is compiled on your system, for your system.

Re:Here goes the distro war... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861745)

Same for Sorceror. They are very similar distributions.

Re:Here goes the distro war... (1)

swagr (244747) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861809)

Yes but mine is better than yours. ;)

But seriously, as bandwidth and processor speeds increase, will there be a reason to do it any other way? (at least on a single, personal system)

Re:Here goes the distro war... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861993)

mentioned in the article, but you knew that ;-)

Anyone else find the commands ridiculous? (1)

Obelisk_ym (551976) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861718)

What's with the sorcery and cast commands. And calling "packages" "spells" Sorry, but it's just too cheesy for me, even if it was the best system out there. If it's gonna take a whole weekend, might as well do all the optimizations yourself... if you need the automatic updates, CVS and cron work pretty well.

Maybe a developer once... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861925)

...had an Exidy.

Depends on what you've got. (2, Interesting)

nagora (177841) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861740)

I have broadband and 600Mhz which probably never get more than 1% usage over a whole week, with no reduction in cost if I don't use my bandwidhth. Downloading and recompiling at night would suit me fine and I'd actually be gettig better value for the broadband.

If I was on a 56K modem and a slow machine I'm not so sure that this would be worth while. But slow machines are getting rare now.

TWW

Re:Depends on what you've got. (2, Insightful)

BigBir3d (454486) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861964)

if you want to run your machine all night, try this here [berkeley.edu] .

[OT] Stop the Censorship! (-1, Offtopic)

AnalogBoy (51094) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861742)

(How *ELSE* am i going to get the message out besides trolling?!)

Friends, Trolls, Slashdottians, lend me your eyes.

This marks a great, sad time in the forum of slashdot. When the editors, themselves, censor the comments - not by call of Microsoft, nor the Scientologists, but of their own bruised egos, we have entered the realm of danger.

The editors ignore all calls to question slashdot - they will not change to fit the wishes of the community. They will not even provide a opportunity for us to discuss the failings and boons of the forum.

This forum exists, it seems, to cast a harsh light on all that could be considered even moderately unjust, and bad. However, it is held that a just man cannot be bad himself - yet the editors censor; that makes them bad.

In this time of uncertainty, you must think to your idols. What Would Stallman Do? (Besides hit a bong and say "bummer, dude").

It's time for Stallmanists, Tuxists, And Daemonites to band together. Even followers of the flying window can come to this calling. We shall pass out the nerf weapons of destruction and storm the exodus cage; We shall root the slashboxes and de-moderate those who would dissent, and we shall invade the homes of the editors and give them wedgies of extraordinary proportions. We shall entomb them in a mound of foam darts and rubber bands; and then install Windows 3.1 on their machines.

Fellow members of the forum, and trolls: The censorship must stop [slashdot.org] . The dissenters must be given a voice [slashdot.org] if slashdot is to meet its goal of "Stuff that matters". The voices get louder and louder.

I call for a top-level story discussing slashdot. I call Taco, Hemos, and the other editors and decision makers to take part in this discussion. This forum is of adequate size that it should take responsibility for some of what is said and done here. I call for a review of the procedure of moderation.

Make your voices heard. Add the links above into your SIG, and make them your web page link. Draw attention to the matter and it can't be kept silent. Stop the hypocrisy.

Thank you for your time,
Analog Boy

Please Discuss Here, without being moderated as offtopic. [slashdot.org]

Memory Requirements (4, Funny)

jonv (2423) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861754)

This...
You will be advised to create a large swap partition, the basic rule is that your amount of RAM plus the size of swap partition should be at least 1 GB. Do not ignore this advice! Although the installer will complete the installation even if the above condition is not met, you will run into trouble later when trying to compile large programs and get frequent "out of memory" errors. This memory requirement might seem strange at first, but the logic behind it is that Sorcerer makes use of "tmpfs", a virtual RAM drive which can also use swap space, to accelerate compilation and minimise file system fragmentation. Because of the "tmpfs" file system, Sorcerer expedites compilation by making the most efficient use of RAM. This makes sense as you are about to do a lot of compiling and the compilation speed gains are definitely noticeable.
Reminded me of a quote from an old fortune file: Virtual Memory ? Wow! Now we can have really large RAM disks...

Similar to an idea I've been mulling over (5, Interesting)

jd (1658) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861757)

The difference is, I don't see why someone should need to recompile ANY source on their computer. What if you download a very simple mini-kernel, which scouts out what hardware that machine has, and then allows you to upload that information to the server site.


The user would then pick what software they want installed on their system, as per any other distro.


The server site can then take the source, recompile it for that configuration, and generate a set of ISO images containing the optimized setup for that machine.


One advantage of this approach is that if you're installing on multiple identical machines, you would only go through the process once. Once it's done, you'd have a set of "instant" install CDs. No menus, no further tweaking, just a direct blast onto the hard drive(s).


A second advantage is that a server site can have a compiler farm, making the build process MUCH quicker than would be possible for an individual.


A third advantage is that if someone sends in a configuration which matches one that's already been done, the compiler farm only needs to rebuild updated packages. The rest has already been done. The CDs can then be built out of freshly-compiled binaries and pre-compiled ones.


A fourth advantage is start-up time. Because you're downloading a very basic bootstrap, rather than a mini-distro, the time to download, install and run is going to be much much less.


The last advantage is when it comes to updating your system. Again, with all the compiling being done on a remote compiler farm, the time it would take to do a basic update would be minimal, compared to Sorcerer, and far more optimal, compared to Up2Date or Red-Carpet.


The key to something like this would be the detection of hardware and (on networks) servers. Kudzu is good, but it's limited. sensors-detect is OK, but it's specific. I don't know what Anaconda uses to detect the graphics stuff, but again that is good, but specific. Any router can detect other routers working with the same protocol. There's plenty of stuff that none of the above detect, but would need to, for a truly optimized build & auto-configure. (Is the network multicast-aware? Will the network support ECN? What is/are the IP addresses of routers on the network? Where is a DNS server? Is the sound device better supported under ALSA or OSS? Do memory constraints indicate optimizing for speed or size? etc.)


An optimized build is more than just tweaking the configure options. It's also choosing the right compiler (where multiple options exist). It's setting up the configuration files for those things that can be discovered. It's about asking for the information that's needed, rather than the information that can be found out.


My idea would be that the servers would have a database, containing source and binaries, identified by a 1-way hash of the relevent hardware information. This avoids any privacy issues, as there's nothing private stored. Each access would amount to a search for all records where the hashes of the relevent hardware match. For updates, the user's machine could then select/deselect stuff it already had. The rest would be put into ISO form, and be available for download.

Re:Similar to an idea I've been mulling over (3, Insightful)

mattdm (1931) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861900)

What's the point? There's only so many different kind of processors. In fact, these days there's *basically* two options. Why not just build i686 and Athlon optimized versions and be done with it? If you want to hit more fringe groups, build PowerPC (yeah, sorry), (Ultra)Sparc, and Alpha packages too.

All of the other things you mention are matters of choosing which binary package to install, or how to configure them. There's nothing to be gained by automatically recompiling.

Damnit! (1)

blitzrage (185758) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861771)

I'm too late! I was going to make a Linux distribution that was "unique", "clever", "had all the toys" and had it's very own PENGUIN MASCOT!

Damnit all to hell. Why can't I seem to get these idea's off my head fast enough. I think I'm going to have to get myself a thousand monkeys...

Good Distro, for limited people. (2, Interesting)

Necroman (61604) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861776)

This is just another linux distro, like all the others. It runs the linux kernel, GNU, xfree86, add all the other fun apps that all distros use. What it has over everyone else is, everything installed on there is gonna be brand spanking new.

Who is this for?
NOT EVERYONE!

There has been so many threads about people saying this is not good for them. Well, you know what, then it isn't. This distro is for the people that want to have everything up to date. It won't be the Best distro in the world since the combination of all the different apps you are installing has not been testing, but it leaves you with something that is setup the way YOU want it setup, not the way some developer over at (insert distro name here) decided to do it.

Look for the good in the distro, don't just go hounding it.

Sorcerer: FGWTMTOTH (3, Informative)

bshroyer (21524) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861806)

For Geeks With Too Much Time On Their Hands
(not that this is a bad thing)

Paraphrase of the FAQ:

"This distro is new and different. It will take a lot of tinkering to get it running. Be prepared to blow a rainy weekend before you even see a decent window manager. You'll have to learn to cast spells. But when you finally succeed, rest assured that you'll have the very latest software, all compiled on your machine. Cool, huh?"

Seriously -- reading through the FAQ, I got the impression that it was BRAGGING about the complex, time-intensive, processor-intensive, memory intensive nature of the installation and maintenance procedures.

Diff'rent Strokes for Diff'rent Folks, I guess.

Oh Dear (1)

Hater's Leaving, The (322238) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861824)

" it will include the very latest Linux applications "

If you don't put rose tinted specs on that translates to
1) It's bloated
2) It'll be obsolete tomorrow.

However, it will almost certainly be someone's cup of tea. Hell, I tried 5 distributions before I found the right one for my tastes. It can only be a good thing if a thousand people install it, work out what they like, what they don't like, and the _give feedback_.

THL.
(Debian, of course)

There is no free lunch (1)

Fosberry (527543) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861832)

On the one hand, the review trumpets a "100% optimised" system. On the other hand, it says you can have this with the ease of a single command to download, compile, and install your applications. Omitted is the fact that to truly be "100% optimised" you must make important choices about your configuration. If you only accept all default options, you'll not be 100% optimised unless your hardware matches their defaults.

Re:There is no free lunch (3, Informative)

iamsure (66666) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861859)

Wrong!

With a single command that has command-line overrides, and a config file that is easily editable, a single command optimized-compile is entirely possible.

It isn't out yet... hell it doesn't seem to exist (-1, Flamebait)

Cylix (55374) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861868)

So why waste our time?

I'm all for publicity, but this really isn't much to go on. Anyone can say they are going to make a distro and draw up a line of features. The tough part is bringing it into realization.

This just in, I should have a new distro out soon, called CylixWare. It will feature 100% wintel binary compatability, will run extremly smoothe on whatever hardware you have, and features applications before they are developed! Did I mention it makes your internet connection faster and really intesifies pr0n viewing?

I can really go on forever, but I'll spare you my idiocracy. The point is, anyone can make claims, but it takes a some effort to meet those claims.

Oh, BOY! Another Linux Distro! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861898)

Another Week, another fork.

Is this really practical? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2861923)

I've had lots of problems compiling different 2.4.x kernals -- despite carefully selecting hardware options, my machine locks up on booting. Consequently, I use the stock kernel from the distro.

So I'm wondering if having all the latest versions is smart -- does anyone know if they have "stable" and "bleeding edge" source trees? If I have that option I'll probably go for it.

Lose the GNU and I might Try It (1, Flamebait)

Royster (16042) | more than 12 years ago | (#2861936)

The more I use GNU software, the less I like it.

I despise info. give me man.

I don't want no emacs, give me vi or give me death.

The fact that they feel the need to put GNU in the name of the distribution tells me tha they are too ideologically pure to do the best thing for the users.

The same goes for Debian.

My complaint. (4, Insightful)

ImaLamer (260199) | more than 12 years ago | (#2862000)

Everyone here seems to point out that the time it takes to compile the complete system is the problem. I mean, isn't this the price to pay for optimized software? Isn't this what [plenty of] people want?

Sure, it's gonna' take a while to compile X, KDE and the like. But this is the other half of the operating system, many people will be using this exclusively, right? Wouldn't you want that to be optimized? It's the GUI, in my experience, the most demanding part of the system.

But, I'm just a user. The whole thing sounds damn cool. I don't mind taking a day to compile *all* the software, just don't make me sit there in front of the machine the whole time hitting 'Y' and enter.

The thing that intimidates me [still, yes] is the fact that I have to configure the kernel. I have never really got this to work for me. I think [complaint coming] there should be an choice for "Auto-configure" or "Configure Now".

I'll understand if this isn't possible, but that seems to be the only thing in my way. I'm still going to download this and try it. The kernel config gets me though. I always seem to leave something out.

Question: Are we using the same config utility that comes with the kernel tarballs? And does the configuration menus come up blank or does it 'best-guess' and let you add and remove the things you need?
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