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Episode II Gets Rave Review

timothy posted more than 12 years ago | from the at-least-if-that's-what-this-is dept.

Star Wars Prequels 272

Astin writes: "Dark Horizons has obtained a copy of what it believes is the script for Attack of the Clones, and has posted a review. Apparently they got this one right, with epic battles, lots of action, and that sense of adventure that was missing from Episode I. Canoe.ca is also carrying a synopsis from the site."

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GADZOOKS, MY FRIEND! (-1)

L.Torvalds (548450) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924257)

A page-enlarging FP? This is a first, no?

Unfortunately... (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924209)

It still stars that ugly whore, Natalie Portman.

Re:Unfortunately... (-1)

Ralph Malph Alpha (551824) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924212)


Hey, don't knock her till you've tried her.

WAIT, knocking her WOULD be trying her. Nevermind.

So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (1, Troll)

joebp (528430) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924211)

I'd be surprised a movie with such a horribly bad title actually turns out to be a decent production. It kinda tarnishes the whole thing from the beginning.

I bet the 'queuers' are happy right now.

"Hey bill, according to this, the film we're queuing for doesn't suck!"

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (4, Insightful)

ASCIIMan (47627) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924218)

"a movie with such a horribly bad title"

... like Star Wars?

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (2, Insightful)

MrFredBloggs (529276) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924234)

`return of the jedi`?

They are all just pulp fiction. I cant believe people take it so seriously! I can imagine people over 30 who saw it the first time around may have some sort of emotional attachment...or a highly developed sense of irony, but the idea that intelligent, grown men are going to queue up and pay good money to see `star wars 5 - attack of the clones` is a little disturbing.

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924400)

Star Wars 5? Go watch the movies before you talk shit about it - it's episode II. It's a prequel.

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924436)

Star Wars 2, dipshit...

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (1)

MisterBlister (539957) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924232)

All the Star Wars movies have cheesy serial-pulp like titles. Why do people bitch every time? I remember lots of bitching at the TPM name, and lots of bitching at the Return (er Revenge) of the Jedi name... Get over it.

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (1)

Kierthos (225954) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924329)

I think the point many people are trying to make, however, is as bad as "Star Wars" and "Return of the Jedi" may have sounded initially, they don't sound nearly as bad now. Whereas "Attack of the Clones" can't help but bring up images of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" to me, or a number of other bad movies that simply deserve to be MiSTed.

And as a personal note, I still hate the title "The Phantom Menace". But we are still allowed our own opinions.

Kierthos

Clones? (0, Offtopic)

KlomDark (6370) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924693)

A scientist was successful in cloning himself.

He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.

The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.

"My fellow scientists," he began. But before he could utter another word, the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, "he's an ASSHOLE!". The crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to "sit down and shut-up!". Apologizing for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My fellow scientists,". Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled, "this dumb ASS couldn't produce a copy on a Xerox. He's a fraudulent
SON-OF-A-BITCH!".

Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out of the window.

The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired.

The police chief said to the scientist, "We are going to have to arrest you." The scientist replied, "For what? I have committed no crime. What fell from the window was a clone, not a person.". The attending scientists nodded in agreement. "Well," retorted the police chief, "we can not let this heinous act go unchallenged.".

The police chief thought for a moment and ordered the scientist held for "Making an obscene clone fall..."

Re:So, maybe sucky title != sucky movie? (1)

sdo1 (213835) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924648)

I'd be surprised a movie with such a horribly bad title actually turns out to be a decent production. It kinda tarnishes the whole thing from the beginning.

Well, the reviewer disagress with you, at least from his review of the script. He writes...

When they eventually attack, this film is going to look so amazing that any other name except for Attack of the Clones will seem utterly inappropriate...

Time will tell...

-S

How about? (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924213)

How about some real news for nerds, rob?

Alexis Frisson

Re:How about? (3, Offtopic)

smaughster (227985) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924290)

Lazy bum! if you want real news for nerds, find interesting bit that you think are worthwhile and submit em here, instead of just whining. I get sick and tired of people who complain about news here but who do not contribute themselves. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. Kudos to all who do post news here.

Rave Reviews? (-1, Redundant)

CCIEwannabe (538547) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924214)

Obviously Jar Jar Binks wasn't in the script

You Might Think... (3)

Kibo (256105) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924256)

Appearently he his. Once more Watto, the stupid flying thing, has taken to wearing a beret in an attempt to be yet more queer. To say nothing of what some people are calling the "Forbidden Love" trailer that some saw before Fellowship of The Ring. It looks like it will go past bad. The question is will it stop at bad, but funny, or head straight for The Alien From L.A. bad. At least Nsych is back in it, without them I'd wonder if George Lucas would be able to ever completely defile his creation.

Re:Rave Reviews? (1)

PoshSpod (549405) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924319)

...or if he was he was horribly killed straight after the opening credits. :)

Knowledge is powder! (0, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924216)

I like green eggs and ham.

Script - director... (0, Redundant)

lexcyber (133454) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924217)


well, Obtained a copy of the script. Halft
the movie is the director anyway. Like a good
director can make a grand movie with a bad
script and a bad director can trash any
script.

So if someone obtained a copy of the script
isnt that interesting.

Re:Script - director... (2)

Neuticle (255200) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924253)

Two things to consider:
One: The director of Attack of the Clones is the same person who directed The Phantom Meanace, so we can assume that the directing style and quality will not change much.

Two: We should compare both scripts, and see if this script is actually better.

If the Attack of the Clones script is better than the Phantom Meanace script, then I think we have cause for exitement. If it turns out that the Phantom Meanace scrip is just as good or, God forbid, better, then we should all just form a good ol' fashioned mob and storm Lucas's ranch. I'm sure my wiffle bat could beat some sense into him...

TIMMMMMAY!!!!!

I don't think so. (2, Informative)

BadDoggie (145310) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924223)

Jar-Jar's not dead? I ain't watching.

woof.

Re:I don't think so. (4, Funny)

Llywelyn (531070) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924246)

I thought this too, then I thought to myself self:

"Self, who am I fooling? I would go see it if it was titled `Episode II: Jar Jar's Revenge'"

Re:I don't think so. (2, Funny)

yobbo (324595) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924501)

or "Episode II: Revenge on Jar Jar"

Let not your heart be troubled..... (1)

nixadmin (553533) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924716)

There is a place, a wonderful place, where you can watch Jar Jar die over and over again. Experience the magic of ASCIImation HERE... [asciimation.co.nz]

Leaked Episode III Script. (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924282)


Jar Jar: me go eat some donuts and talk to the Jedi.

(Zwoosh!)

Jedi: oops, sorry there. Shouldn't walk behind me with your neck exposed when Im swinging around my light saber.

Oh yes, this *will* be in the script. {/me Pounces fist to palm}

Re:I don't think so. (1)

kigrwik (462930) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924318)

> Jar-Jar's not dead? I ain't watching.

Would you have preferred him dying without us knowing ?

This way we have the hope of seeing him dye a long slow and painfull death,
a just revenge on what *he* inflincted on *us* in TPM.
:)

Re:I don't think so. (4, Funny)

nzhavok (254960) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924322)

Lets start a fund to hire Jango Fett to assasinate Jar Jar, it's the only way.

Re:I don't think so. (5, Funny)

mgv (198488) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924338)

I thought it would show Jar-Jar's progress towards enlightenment and progression to a Jedi Knight himself. Similar to that which we saw with Luke Skywalker starting as a simple farm hand ....

I can see it now, by episode 3 a master in his own right, wielding a light sabre and slicing those from the dark side into pieces (To the cutting victory cries such as "yousa going to be twosa")

Michael

Re:I don't think so. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924790)

And then he gets slaughtered along with the other Jedi when Anakin betrays them? Nice idea :)

Re:I don't think so. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924798)

I look forward to the thought of Jar Jar being one of Anakin's early experiments in remote-control strangulation.

how about story on freebsd 4.5 release (-1, Offtopic)

dostick (69711) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924225)


Where is the story about FreeBSD 4.5 release ?
It's been a day since already.
We get slashdot story when every minor linux kernel gets out, isn't it ?

Re:how about story on freebsd 4.5 release (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924230)

this won't get posted 'cause the editors are so fucking embarrased about their fucking fuckup from the last time. fuckers! mo-fuckas!!

FIRST POST!

Re:how about story on freebsd 4.5 release (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924233)

right here [slashdot.org] - they posted it a couple of days early...

I believe we made our point (0, Redundant)

Hugonz (20064) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924235)

We said it before, someone is gonna have to spank Lucas.

We said it before and we're saying it now:

JAR JAR MUST DIE!!!

Re:I believe we made our point (2)

m2 (5408) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924260)

JAR JAR MUST DIE!!!

Oh, that's an easy one... just don't go to see the film... wait until it runs for the nth time on TV. That way, Jar-Jar dies.

Epic Battles? (2, Insightful)

Thnurg (457568) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924236)

Epic Battles eh? I hope so, since from the trailer that is currnetly doing the rounds at the cinema it looks like an over blown love / teenage angst story.

Re:Epic Battles? (2, Insightful)

albino eatpod (242140) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924486)

That's way the trailer you're referring to is called "Forbidden Love". The other two trailers "Mystery" and "Breathing" hint at the battles to come.

(Star Wars) history repeating itself? (3, Insightful)

Zocalo (252965) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924238)

Hmm. Cheesy first film, somewhat like Star Wars (be honest), and what looks like a cracking second film (just like ESB). Just what is it with Lucas and trilogies anyway? It always seems to take him a film to get upto speed, then he makes another that rocks, and then runs out of steam for the third and throws in things like Ewoks.

Re:(Star Wars) history repeating itself? (1)

KITT_KATT!* (322412) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924443)

Nothing wrong with Return of the Jedi in my book.

Re:(Star Wars) history repeating itself? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924531)

It has ewoks in it. What else is there to say?

Re:(Star Wars) history repeating itself? (3, Insightful)

jejones (115979) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924489)

Maybe Lucas is doing it backwards this time. After all, it's Episode I that has the smarmy character thrown in to appeal to children, blatant "let's throw this in so we can base a video game on it" stuff, etc. So...we can expects a "cracking second film" and then a cheesy third. (After all, it will in the SW chronology be closest to the cheesy first film, right?)

Re:(Star Wars) history repeating itself? (2)

ZaMoose (24734) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924797)

Except for the whole Temple of Doom sucking thing, that is.

The Indy trilogy stands in sharp contrast to your theory. 1st movie - top flight, didn't think it could get any better. 2nd movie - suspicions re: not getting any better confirmed. 3rd movie - a pleasant surprise, almost as good as the first, except for the (slightly) annoying series featuring River Phoenix. Explains his chin scar and the fedora, but did it have to be so bloody annoying in doing so?

All I have to say... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924240)

Hot grits.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. It feels good to pick up an old troll and dust it off... feels like new.

Re:All I have to say... (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924377)

You should have mentioned Natalie Portman. She's actually in the movie, so it might have been considered on-topic.

Who knows... maybe at the end of the trilogy, she'll be naked and petrif^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H frozen in carbonite.

I can see the headlines now... (1)

Eskimo Bob (546493) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924242)

From Variety:

Clones are IN!
Hollywood Loves Clones!
Clones Boom, Phantoms Bust!
Everyone loves a Clone!

then 50 movies come out with "clones" in the title, or some derivitave of the word (Clone-o-saur, Clone Stampede, The Clone I Loved). They will all flop. Then, in Variety...

Clones are DEAD!
Clones Bad, Non-Clones GOOD!

Remember kids, just because the title is a giant pile of fuck doesn't mean the movie will be (Just look at Cybercity... errr... wait, don't. that movie sucks donkey dong).

Re:I can see the headlines now... (0)

obi-1-kenobi (547975) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924308)

what about "honey i srunk the clone"

Jar Jar - Unfortunately Not Dead (1)

alister (60389) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924243)

From the link:

"Jar Jar Binks represents the Gungans in the Senate. "

Re:Jar Jar - Unfortunately Not Dead (3, Funny)

hughk (248126) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924360)

Hey you should take a visit over to this side [supershadow.com] an interactive story version of Episode 3.

In one hilarious finale, Anakin dies, Jar Jar Binks becomes a new Sith apprentice as "Darth Jar Jar". Jar-Jar having something to do with the dark-side would explain a lot!!!!

Re:Jar Jar - Unfortunately Not Dead (1)

direktor (555215) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924482)

That's almost as good as the Powderpuff Girls Gameboy game called: Mojojojo A-Go-Go No shit.

Re:Jar Jar - Unfortunately Not Dead (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924667)

Buttercup: Ugh! Can't anyone get that right?

Blossom: It's Powerpuff!

Bubbles: No "D"!

Your line, Mr. Luthor...

:-)

geeze... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924247)

Got Spoilers? (tm)

Seriously, It sounds good, although I only see movies for the special effects..

<offtopic,rude>
I wonder if Natalie Portman gets to hold Anakin's lightsaber? Go ahead and flame away... I couldn't resist...

Profit whoring (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924250)

They are trying to extract more profits by having a plot in episode 2.

naa.. just kidding, they are going to commercialise the whole film to the highest bidder.

star wars is dead

Sadly, it's a hoax. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924251)

Just like the fake trailer a year ago that adcritic was duped by, this one's another hoax.

It's sad to see slashdot taken in by such schemes.

Re:Sadly, it's a hoax. (2, Insightful)

darien (180561) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924385)

All Slashdot says is that "Dark Horizons has obtained a copy of what it believes is the script for Attack of the Clones" (emphasis added); and there's a link to the site and the relevant page. Unless you think Dark Horizons is simply trolling, you can hardly say Slashdot is being taken in. It's just publicising something interesting, which is pretty much what it's supposed to do.

And anyway, if it is a hoax, how are the editors supposed to know? The synopsis is perfectly plausible, and Dark Horizons is a well-respected site, which reviews many scripts ahead of release. It's not (AFAIK) normally given to perpetrating hoaxes or excessive credulity. In the absence of any "official" material, this is about as convincing it's going to get until the thing's released.

If you start blasting Slashdot for running reports like this then where does it end? Olaf Christ running TCP/IP on Mindstorms? Uncorroborated. Linux for the PS2? We only have Sony's word for it. Judge grants request to bar the media from the MS trial? That's what he says. Etc. etc.

Scarcity of source? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924263)

How long will it be until other websited that don't have the script starts reviewing reviews?

!Scoop (4, Insightful)

Rogerborg (306625) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924271)

A short, shallow review of something that might be the script for Episode II hardly qualifies stopping th presses.

A decent script is neither a guarantee of quality, nor necessary for it. The script for Episode IV looks like a fourth grader wrote it, and yet it produced a film that both children and adults loved. The magic happens in the casting, sets, costume, makeup, acting, lighting, camerawork, direction, FX and post production editing. Even if it's a genuine script (what reason have we to believe that? There must be dozens of fan scripts doing the rounds) then the final product might be almost unrecognisable.

It's an interesting bit of speculation, but I'm giving it no more credence nor weight than any other fan generated hype.

"Leaked" Scripts (1)

TechnoLust (528463) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924632)

Yes, I remember downloading the "Script" for the Star Trek Generations off the net before it came out. <SARCASM>It was so accurate!</SARCASM> It seems every big "geek" movie or movies that have a big following have these things pop up that are usually not close to the REAL script. I don't know if it is someone being an ass, or the movie studio trying to create hype, but either way, it's pretty stupid.

Its not the battles, it's not the action... (5, Funny)

xxSOUL_EATERxx (549142) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924280)

What made STAR WARS a great film is that it was a synthesis of all the aspects of moviemaking, not only special effects space battles, but polt, acting, a great script, and even the details like music (try to imagine STAR WARS witout that glorious theme!), and even the credits: think about the famous screen crawl at the start of the film.

But the heart and soul of STAR WARS is undeniably the characters: rakish Han Solo the rogue with a heart of gold, trading insults with spunky Princess Leia, so beautiful and so brave; gung-ho Luke Skywalker, the hero right out of Joseph Campbell, who manages to be annoying and inspiring at the same time; even characters like R2-D2 and Chewbacca, who don't have a coherent line in the script, are developed as recognizable personalities! A cast straight out of Shakespeare or Dickens is what makes Lucas' film an immortal classic. [context.org]

Don't get me wrong, Space battles and lightsaber duels are great, but let's hope Lucas is able to inject some life into the two-dimensional caricatures who pranced around onscreen during Episode I (name three differences between Obi-Wan and Kwi-Gon-Jinn's personalities, or for that matter, between Obi-Wan and Queen Amidiala [epinions.com] ), otherwise those of us for whom the STAR WARS flame burns bright in our hearts may be in for another ho-hum prequel.

Re:Its not the battles, it's not the action... (5, Interesting)

Milalwi (134223) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924590)


...and even the credits: think about the famous screen crawl at the start of the film.

I'm no Lucas lover, but the opening credit crawl is brilliant! And Lucas had to fight [imdb.com] the directors guild to get it in there:

The Director's Guild of America (DGA) didn't like the fact that there were no specific credits at the beginning of the film. They "ordered" Lucas to re-cut the film and put some credits at the beginning. Lucas refused, claiming that this would destroy the opening of the film. The DGA fined Lucas, who paid up, and promptly quit the DGA.

Milalwi

Probably a hoax. (4, Insightful)

netsharc (195805) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924281)

I doubt the script is real.. and seeing how much of a freaking lunatic George Lucas can be, he'd probably decide to change the script if the real one that got leaked out were the real one.

I saw the trailer of Episode 2, and I can't believe how fucking cheesy the dialog is. "Anakin, you have grown."; "So have you, Princess. In more ways than one.", or "What if something you want is really here.", said while they're holding hands before Anakin has to go fight some aliens. fffUUUCCCKKK!!! In contrast, Dawson's Creek may not have realistic dialog, but at least it's better than watching a dialog that looks like it was stolen from a conversation between a Britney Spears-listening, boyband-loving bimbo teenager and his duh football-jock boyfriend.

Stupid Hollywood shit, I can't stand watching most films nowadays, goddamn unrealistic plot development and fucked-up acting of unrealistic dialogs...

Re:Probably a hoax. (4, Insightful)

Tryfen (216209) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924423)

Stupid Hollywood shit, I can't stand watching most films nowadays

Then don't watch films from Hollywood! There are pleanty of films from Britain, France, India etc. etc.

Broaden your horizons - don't just eat what the commercials force feed you.

Re:Probably a hoax. (1)

RedHat Rocky (94208) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924824)

I agree, vote with your wallet and let Lucas Inc. know you won't pay to see crap. At this time I'm boycotting Episode II (or hell, III). Lucas Inc. (I would like to believe George wasn't totally responsible for Episode I) clearly has become about marketing and targetting audiences than making a good film. I admit, I might change my mind after the movie is released, but Lucas Inc. is going to have to earn my money rather than count on me seeing it at least once.

Fellowship of the Rings shows how it should have been done, with careful attention to detail and a great respect for the books and the fans. Episode I was all about selling Darth Maul action figures.

Review Script Too (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924283)

I reviewed the script too, and the one referenced in the headline is obviously a fake.

They synopsis of the real script is thus:

Jar Jar becomes elected to the senate and immediately begins his plans to take control. Using his idiot facade he fools the members of the senate into complacency while he masters the power of the dark side of the force. Once he has mastered the dark side, he uses it to clone himself into a huge army of Jar Jars that he will use to take over the Empire. The senate becomes keen to his plans, and he wisely uses the force to disguise himself as non other then senator Palpatine after he destroys him by forcing him to listen to his idiotic conversation for a full three hours.

It will be revealed, in episode 7, that in fact Jar Jar was behind the rise of the Empire!

Spoilers and Notes for Episodes 2, 3 and 7 (1, Insightful)

phil_atk (545228) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924289)

The review for EpII is quite informative from a storyline perspective. Anyone interested in viewing the final script (which ties in with this review) should go to www.supershadow.com [supershadow.com] where there are also (preliminary) scripts for episodes III and VII.

What is interesting from looking around the supershadow site and reading reviews such as this one is that Lucas is, if nothing else, a very smart business man. EpI was designed to attract a new generation of fans and epII was designed to build on this base and reinvigorate the older generations. This is obviously contrary to the utopian desires of the older generation, but if this movie is as much of a success within that demographic as it could be, would you have done anything different?

While it is fair to give Lucas respect for being such a astute profiteer, it is a great disappointment that a man with such wealth would feel the need to have to use characters like JaJa to make more quick bucks. Surely there is a line to be drawn between a new ivory back-scratcher and a creative legacy?

Re:Spoilers and Notes for Episodes 2, 3 and 7 (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924359)

IMHO I think the man has passed his 'prime' since the re-release of the original Star War movie. The term no value added comes to mind for the new special effects & cheesy characters.

I guess I am spoiled by Babylon 5...

Re:Spoilers and Notes for Episodes 2, 3 and 7 (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924441)

I wouldn't trust a word of the info on that website. Look at these obviously bullshit George Lucas quotes [supershadow.com] for example.

"My genius keeps me going most of the time. I'm just amazed by all the brilliant ideas I have came up with for Episode 2. My imagination is a fountain that has no end. Episode 3 will be even more fantastic than Episode 2. The best is yet to come" says GL, apparently.

The whole site appears to be an elaborate troll.

SuperShadow's site is known to be fake (5, Informative)

Jugalator (259273) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924456)

SuperShadow's site is known to be 100% bogus. Do a search at Google on "supershadow" to find out for yourself.

1. SuperShadow doesn't personally know Lucas.

2. SuperShadow doesn't work at LucasFilm.

3. The "script" for Episode II he says he got himself, was actually made by TheForce.net fans and others collecting spoilers/leaks from various sites and compiling them into a speculative "script".

N'sync in script. (1)

DarkHelmet (120004) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924295)

What about all the dead boy band members we were promised earlier?

Re:N'sync in script. (1)

Jugalator (259273) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924470)

They were sent to /dev/null where they belong, because of upset fans.

Opening Text.. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924328)

STAR WARS: EPISODE II

ATTACK OF THE CLONES

Clones are a part of our daily lives. We clone things such as organs and limbs to be reattached. We even have fully functional clones of ourselves going to work for us each day.

But what happens.. When good clones go bad? We'll attempt to answer this question. Tonight, on Fox.

Yeah right... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924355)

...and my dog will grow vocal chords and start giving me advice on aggression and Jedi mind tricks.

Seriously, how could a Star Wars episode supposed to be a love story (!) not be a complete disaster. The only way I can see is if success is defined as "exceeding expectations", which are rock bottom after TPM.

its the question that drives us all... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924384)

Did he become Darth Vader at the end? I want eposide 3 to start of with him as Vader already. I want to see this bad-ass in his prime!

Can we take this seriously when.... (3, Informative)

AntipodesTroll (552543) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924393)

The "review" seems to be written to so obviously make Ep2 everything people wanted Ep1 to be? "This time, its great, fantastic, its perfect!" Bit too obvious.

They havent seen the movie, even if the script is fine, it dosent guarentee a good movie. This has to be a hoax, and even if its not, you should take it with a grain of salt. Its not a review of the movie, its a review of a questionably-authentic script, of unknown revision.

Re:Can we take this seriously when.... (1)

Llywelyn (531070) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924711)

"The `review' seems to be written to so obviously make Ep2 everything people wanted Ep1 to be? `This time, its great, fantastic, its perfect!' Bit too obvious."

It is missing one critical element to make it "perfect," and this lends the tiniest shred of possiability that this is a real script (however unlikely that might be).

Jar Jar Binks does not "die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces." :-p

Hypocrisy (0, Flamebait)

maxpwr (454096) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924397)

I think the Star Wars topic should be removed from the site - it's obviously sold-out shit: has been from Episode 1, and will be thought to III - let it go man. Which begs the question, why is SW is here, and how come no Star Trek or even LoTR topics, which aren't as blatantly aimed at teenieboppers?

Re:Hypocrisy (2)

karmma (105156) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924464)

You can remove it yourself [slashdot.org]

The preview... (0, Flamebait)

bwalling (195998) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924407)

...well, sucked. There was a trailer for it in the Fellowship of the Ring, and it looked lousy. It looked like a teenage love story. That was all the preview showed was Anakin and Amidala acting like teenagers in love. I wanted to scream.

Re:The preview... (2)

larien (5608) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924492)

Yup, saw that one. My friend summed it up in 4 words: "Less sex, more fighting!"

Bad trailer != bad film (2, Interesting)

Maran (151221) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924606)

Yeah, the trailer I saw was full of teenage forbidden love and sappy-cuteness. But I doubt that's going to be the content of the whole film. I mean, it wouldn't be a Star Wars movie without a decent space battle and lightsaber duel. Even Lucas realises this.

[rant]
Besides, I'm _very_ glad that the trailer doesn't reveal everything - The Ep 1 trailer showed far too much. Like Darth Maul and his double bladed lightsaber. Go back in your mind to the first time you saw the film. Now replay the scene where Maul lights the second blade - as if you _didn't_ know he had one from the trailer. That could have been a "holy f*cking sh*t!!!" moment that would have made the entire film. Who cares about Jar Jar when you've got a scene like that? But no. They had to go and spoil it...
[/rant]

IIRC, Lucas said that Ep 1 was an introduction to the characters and time period. 2 is _mostly_ a love story, while 3 is much darker. I for one can tollerate a little glucose content in 2, as long as it doesn't detract from the story (or get in the way of some bad-guy ass-kicking Jedi style).

And as for the title, I am still holding out hope that it's a ploy to screw all the fake merchandise that's bound to appear. I'm not sure, but I don't recall the trailer explicitly calling it "Attack of the Clones" - it was just "Episode 2". Am I right?

Maran

Re:Bad trailer != bad film (1)

merz (550238) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924736)

Thats exactly why my friend and I took 'a vow of purity' and avoided all trailers, merchandise, reviews, and whatnot in order to not 'spoil' the movie for us. I have some fond memories or sprinting out of movie theatres when the trailer was unexpectantly played =]

Re:The preview... (3, Funny)

jgerman (106518) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924624)

Wow, that's odd, let's think about it. Anakin is a teenager, Amildala is a teenager they fall in love. HOLY SHIT you're right, how dare he make a movie about two teenagers falling in love when he's telling the story about how two teenagers fell in love which eventually results in Episodes 4,5, and 6. It would be SO much more satisfying if Amidala just has Luke and Leia with no explanation.

Re:The preview... (1)

Maran (151221) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924829)

The sarcasm meter's red-lining here:

"How dare he make a movie about two teenagers falling in love when he's telling the story about how two teenagers fell in love which eventually results in Episodes 4,5, and 6. It would be SO much more satisfying if Amidala just has Luke and Leia with no explanation."

What, you mean like how Shimi had Anakin without him having a father (casting no aspertions here, but I'd hesitate to say "virgin birth")?

Let's see, born (presumably) in some relative hovel somewhere, 3 strangers turn up, and bring him gifts (like freeing him, training him, etc). Dies "to save us all" (killing the Emperor). Comes back from the dead (sort of) and can only be seen by certain people...

Jesus == Darth Vader?

Geez, if religion was as cool as Star Wars, I might be a believer ^^;

Maran

sorry but.... (0)

mbennis (160025) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924452)

A bad title or a bad "real script" does not mean that the movie will be bad....
You can watch other movies and when AOC will be out, go and see it.
If it's bad then you can talk about it. But don't say "it's shit" when the only thing you saw is a "script" and trailers.

The real thing is if the movie is fun or not. If when in the cinema you are captivated, then Lucas have done a good job.

So wait for it, go see it and then talk about it..

you have ewan Mc gregor, you have liam neeson, but (0)

mbennis (160025) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924463)

You don't have HARISSON FORD, and that's all the magic gone........

Re:you have ewan Mc gregor, you have liam neeson, (1)

Andux (260446) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924505)

Episode 2 takes place ~22 years before the original trilogy. Han Solo would probably be a teenager, at the oldest, and Harrison Ford is almost 60 now; while they could probably work around that for Indiana Jones 4, or something based on the New Jedi Order books, no amount of movie magic is going to put him in Episode 2.

Re:you have ewan Mc gregor, you have liam neeson, (0)

mbennis (160025) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924533)

I was not talking about the character han solo, but i was talking about actoring with his talent.
Lucas must find an actor with great talent such as ford..... Too rare....

Post predictions for this story (5, Funny)

karmma (105156) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924487)

14 posts about Natalie Portman (petrified or otherwise)

23 posts calling for the death of Jar Jar

18 posts wondering if CG was done on Linux boxen, and if not, why not

12 posts arguing whether or not Boba Fett is the coolest Star Wars character of all time

Written the way Yoda speaks, 9 posts there will be

6 links to fan fic that are remarkably similar to the plot in the affore-mentioned script

Re:Post predictions for this story (1)

shaunak (304231) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924745)

"Written the way Yoda speaks, 9 posts there will be "

Right you are not.

Written the way yoda speaks, 9 posts will there be.

Re:Post predictions for this story (1)

Cy Guy (56083) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924802)

* 23 posts calling for the death of Jar Jar

Well so far I only count seven, so here are a few more:
  1. Jar Jar Must Die!
  2. Jar Jar Must Die!
  3. Jar Jar Must Die!
  4. Jar Jar Must Die!
  5. Jar Jar Must Die!
  6. Jar Jar Must Die!
  7. Jar Jar Must Die!
  8. Jar Jar Must Die!
  9. Jar Jar Must Die!
  10. Jar Jar Must Die!
  11. Jar Jar Must Die!
  12. Jar Jar Must Die!
  13. Jar Jar Must Die!
  14. Jar Jar Must Die!
  15. Jar Jar Must Die!
  16. Jar Jar Must Die!

The Princess and The Pirate (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2924520)

For me, Han Solo's character and his transformation over the series and his relationship with Princess Leia is more interesting than any of the dogfights. Luke's story is interesting too, but the Han Solo story with it's Boba Fett sub-plot (which itself is the most popular part of the series for many fans)is better.

Not so fast (3, Interesting)

kentrel (526003) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924529)

Bear in mind everybody that when I read Phantom Menace script I too thought it was going to be a great movie because it was such a great script. The two things that ruined Phantom Menace were Jake Lloyd's bad acting and Jar Jar Binks irritating voice. On paper, it would be impossible to tell what they were like. I thought Binks was going to be a Chewbacca type character, loveable without being too Disney. I was wrong. Not even Disney would associate themselves with that guy! Attack of the Clones has a terrible name. That was a bad choice on Lucas' part. It just seems like he's jumping on the cloning bandwagon we've been seeing lately in sciencefiction. However, Hayden Christian looks good in the role of Anakin, and Natalie Portman looks well...fabulous as she always does. It's a pity that this looks like it's going to be romance heavy, so I really hope there's a good twist in there somewhere, a la Empire Strikes Back.

Re:Not so fast (0)

Anonymous Crouton (528350) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924769)

The one point I'd like to counter a bit is the fact about cloning...

In the first movies there was mention of the CLONE wars. Through out the books that come after the first three there is mentions of cloning and in fact in the Heir to the Empire or Dark for Rising series, I can't remember exactly my memory is failing me this morning, there is an entire portion of the plot dedicated to fighting newly created clones and how the Empire had created clones using Spaarti tanks.

Lucas is not jumping on the bandwagon specifically as it is. I think EP:II is supposed to take place during the Clone Wars anyway so in reality the title makes a little sense. Though I must say I don't really like the title it doesn't roll of the tongue well.

I can't believe I am actually defending this considering how little faith I actually have in seeing the movie, but that's a whole other issue. Time to go find some coffee..

Re:Not so fast (5, Insightful)

Geek In Training (12075) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924775)

It just seems like he's jumping on the cloning bandwagon we've been seeing lately in sciencefiction.

Perhaps you've heard of a little movie from 1977, called "Star Wars?" Later retitled "Star Wars - A New Hope?"

There's this little plot piece in there that goes soemthing like this:

Luke: "You fought with my father in the Clone Wars?!?"

Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi: "Yes, your father was one of the best fighter pilots in the Galaxy..."

I'd hardly think that coming up with a premise twenty-five years ago qualifies as "jumping on the cloning bandwagon" of today.

:P

JarJar binks. Groan. (4, Funny)

Alsee (515537) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924550)

Ok, JarJar's going to be a main character again. May as well put the 'nSync footage back in. Expand it even. Write Briteny Spears into the script. Perhaps even petrify her. And what the heck, why not re-unite Menudo and give them a role too.

-

Re:JarJar binks. Groan. (1)

Llywelyn (531070) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924699)

You forgot the hot grits.

::nog me::

Okay, I am *way* too tired for my own good.

Suckered again! (2)

Pig Hogger (10379) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924601)

The media (and /.ers) have been suckered again. Obviously, this is an INTENTIONAL leak of false information, either just to stir up interest, or to simply gauge public reaction to some elements of the plots, in order to re-adjust it according to responses.

Tinseltown has shown remarkable ability in playing with people's brains, and this is yet another example of it.

George Lucas...pedophile? (0, Troll)

franksbiyatch (227234) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924715)

Aces! Another "family values" organization strikes out against the evils of American films- especially successful ones. Will AOTC continue the alleged tradition of man/boy love?


A study out today by the American Center for Media Research raises allegations that blockbuster filmmaker George Lucas has embedded pedophilic themes in his work. Center director and study author Dr. Phillip Mipokitz says that the viewing public should watch these films knowing in advance that subliminal themes of man-boy love will be played out.


Dr. Mipokitz wanted to stress that neither he nor his organization condemn Mr. Lucas for his alleged beliefs or alleged feelings. They would just like him to be more open about it, something akin to truth in advertising.


The study, originally intended to survey a wide variety of films from the last three decades, eventually focuses solely on the work of George Lucas, specifically his Star Wars series.


Mipokitz recently unveiled a warning label that he feels should accompany each Star Wars film. "WARNING: This film contains underlying themes of underage homosexual sex- not that we're judging or anything. We just wanted you to know." Dr. Mipokitz says that he believes the warning label arms parents with information without causing a scare, a good compromise.


The original 1977 Star Wars film established many of the homoerotic traditions Lucas would take with him for decades. A pair of walking vibrators seek out a young boy with no chest hair. Two old men fight over the young boy with swords that suddenly grow then glow. The boy joins the rebellion and flies an uncircumcised spacecraft for them.


The trench battle at the end of Star Wars: A new Hope was of particular concern. "Everything happens back to front," said Dr. Mipokitz. "Did you ever notice that? No two ships shoot at each other face to face. They are always so intent on shoving a laser blast up someone else's backside."


"And then there's the point where Darth Vader has Luke in his sights. 'The boy is mine,' he says. Lucas could have written any number of clever catch phrases for that moment. But 'the boy is mine' is what he chose. How gay is that? I mean, I'm not trying to paint the man as a pervert or anything."


At the end of the trench sequence, Mipokitz notes that Luke makes a rather telling gesture as he "shoots his wad" into the Death Star's tiny orifice. "He lets out a long-held breath- very masturbatory," says Mipokitz.



Full story: New Study Alleges Star Wars Pedophilia [ridiculopathy.com]

Still might hurt.... (3, Insightful)

Nagash (6945) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924817)

Even if the script is good, we're still gonna get clubbed over the head with wooden acting on this one, if the trailers are any indication.

I saw Life As A House [imdb.com] with Hayden Christensen. He can act. Here's to hoping Lucas remembered how to direct on this one.

Woz

"Mystery" Trailer (3, Interesting)

count_dooku (448992) | more than 12 years ago | (#2924818)

Even if this script isn't the real one, pretty much everyone involved in Episode II has remarked that this one has the potential for greatness. Ewan McGregor, not exactly silent on how bad Episode I was, remarked early on that this script was great. In fact, last week on the Today show, while promoting Black Hawk Down, Ewan again remarked how good he thought Episode II was going to be. There was genuine sincerity in his voice, not the usual Hollywood bullshit.

If you really want to see the promise in Episode II, you'll need to view the "Mystery" trailer. Yeah yeah, I know, only available to Phantom Menace DVD owners, only available to Windows users, whatever. It's a good trailer, and shows the sense of adventure much better than the "Forbidden Love" trailer.

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