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30-pin SIMMs

michael posted about 12 years ago | from the obsolescence dept.

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An anonymous reader sent in: "I'm curently working on some 386s at home that use 30-pin SIMMs and all the ones I have are only 512k. Does anybody know where I could get some more? Or does anybody have any that they would be willing to give up? Also, does anybody know where i could get Slackware 3.x other than slackware.com?"

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a joke (2, Insightful)

skenfrith (173060) | about 12 years ago | (#3236684)

is this a joke? i think we literally have a bucket of simms at work

Re:a joke (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3236921)

Maybe we can gang rape this fuck with your bucket of simms :-)

Assuming this isn't early April 1st story.... (2)

unitron (5733) | about 12 years ago | (#3239435)

I've got some 1 Meg sticks I could spare, and might want some of those 512s just so I could say I had them. Mostly I'm curious as to what you're doing with those 386s. E-mail me, we'll work something out. Put Slashdot and 30 pin in the subject line so that I know it ain't Spam.

Re:Assuming this isn't early April 1st story.... (1)

Strog (129969) | about 12 years ago | (#3241568)

I've got some 256k 30-pin simms just to say I have them.

A fucking CLASSIFIED AD!? (4, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3236692)

Okay. Enough.
/. is now listing classified ads as front-page articles?!
Get on Google, numb-nuts!

Re:A fucking CLASSIFIED AD!? (5, Funny)

WasterDave (20047) | about 12 years ago | (#3237274)

It's true, the /. editors want us to go someplace else. I'm just waiting for the banner ad to tell us where it is....

Dave

Re:A fucking CLASSIFIED AD!? (2)

Bastian (66383) | about 12 years ago | (#3238183)

No kidding. . . a simple google search found me more sites that sell 30-pin SIMMS ranging up into the megabytes range than I care to count, and I have a feeling it wouldn't take me very long to find slack 3 on a sunsite server. . .

Re:A fucking CLASSIFIED AD!? (0)

mar1no (559482) | about 12 years ago | (#3238435)

uh if you paid attention to what you read, you might have noticed it was in the Ask Slashdot section.
it's not a classified ad, if it was classified, it would have disclosed his contact info, which it didnt.

Re:A fucking CLASSIFIED AD!? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3241531)

Hmm... now I see why Slashdot has to pay a team of 10 to run this thing... ?!

Try Crucial.com (2, Informative)

questionlp (58365) | about 12 years ago | (#3236696)

You can try Crucial.com [crucial.com]. I was able to find three different 30-pin Fast Page SIMMs within about a minute here [crucial.com].

Re:Try Crucial.com (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237340)

Why the **** was this moderated as Off Topic? Stupid ass moderators.

Re:Try Crucial.com (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237381)

/. is about Linux, hating MS and trolls. Everything else is offtopic.

Re:Try Crucial.com (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237463)

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Eat that /. Fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re:Try Crucial.com (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3238588)

I somehow found that troll amusing...

*schedules a emergency apointment with his shrink tomorow*

How about eBay ? (1)

Urgoll (364) | about 12 years ago | (#3236728)

Just do a search for '30 pin SIMM' and you'll get hundreds of possible sources.

E fucking Bay (-1)

Profane Motherfucker (564659) | about 12 years ago | (#3236744)

Or, fucking eBay. Is someone fucking with the ask slashdot? It sure as shit seems like it. For fucks sake, everyday bring a whole slew of shit that can be dealt with either by a.) fucking using your fat little fingers to type "http://google.com" b.) using your fat little ass to get the phone book out and *then* using your fucking digits to dial the digits or c.) Fucking eBay.

Ask Fucking Slashdot (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237138)

I for one would be delighted if they changed the name. 4/1 is right around the corner, maybe if someone's listening?!

keychain (5, Funny)

Calle Ballz (238584) | about 12 years ago | (#3236775)

I've had a 1 meg 30 pin simm of my keychain for the last 3 years, one of the memory chips broke off a while back. The other two could be in good working order. Sold: AS IS

AC=Idiot Boy (4, Flamebait)

gmhowell (26755) | about 12 years ago | (#3236839)

At least in this case.

First, if you want the fucking things, at least put up a hotmail address where we can reply direct. If you weren't such a 'tard, I might let you have some 4 MB chips.

Second, for what you are going to pay for these chips, wouldn't it make more sense to pony up the bucks for a Pentium that takes more modern memory?

Third, haven't you ever heard of Google or Pricewatch? Yes, you are a tard.

Finally, if you send email to my almost nonobfuscated address, (If not viewable on slashdot, go to the web page listed, and find it there. Shit, must I do everything for you?) and ask nicely, I may have a copy of Slack 3.0 at home. Won't even charge you shipping.

But please, try not to be a tard.

(Moderators: yes, a flaming troll. BUT, I've offered to help out this poor sot. Are you going to bury my generous post at -1, or mod it up to +5, and quickly get him taken care of for free? Do I really think he is a tard, or am I just seeing which side of moderation will win out? Are you a part of an experiment?)

Re:AC=Idiot Boy (1)

dajalas (244809) | about 12 years ago | (#3253029)

Jeeze! Given how you treated Mr-Doesn't-Know-About-Google I guess I won't be askin' you for any 4116 chips for my Apple II? LOL!

Slackware 3.x (1)

jensend (71114) | about 12 years ago | (#3236852)

If you're going to get more than just one module, then Slackware's ZipSlack mini-distro (distributed starting with version 7) should do quite well on a 386, and it can be migrated from its original UMSDOS filesystem to a ext2 filesystem. Slackware 8's ZipSlack still works on anything with more than 4 MB RAM, and can even work with 4MB if you download an additional file. I would definitely recommend this over Slackware 3.x, unless you want to run a 2.0.x kernel.

Re:Slackware 3.x (1)

jensend (71114) | about 12 years ago | (#3236897)

Oops... ZipSlack was first in 3.4, not 7.0. My bad. (And I assumed that chips smaller than 4 MiB are out of the question.)

Think I have Both (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3236859)

Okay, I think I have both. Just email me at:

ghowellATusersDOTsourceforgeDOTnet

No charge.

Re:Think I have Both (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237077)

So is this another experiment?

I guess we'll find out if the crackheads here prefer an agressive logged in user, or a helpful and friendly AC...

Re:Think I have Both (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237354)

>>So is this another experiment?

>>I guess we'll find out if the crackheads here prefer an agressive logged in user, or a helpful and friendly AC...

So far, both are upmodded twice. The logged in account was upmodded 'underrated', probably for fear of M2. But, the logged in comment was also rated down twice.

Most interesting of all: the AC who posted the question has not yet emailed me.

I do have both (2)

FreeMath (230584) | about 12 years ago | (#3238867)

I have a 4MB one for my key-chain, with ~50 more in a box. I also happen to have virtually every version of slackware since 3.5

Fun stuff!

Re:I do have both (1)

redhatbox (569534) | about 12 years ago | (#3240370)


Horribly off-topic (oh well), but I couldn't help but crack up laughing at your .sig. In reference to such, please allow me to point out that the cached page still retains their standard disclaimer:

"Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content."

Now, if that ain't funny, I don't know what is :).

Slightly OT But.. (2)

MadCamel (193459) | about 12 years ago | (#3236942)

If you need 30pin SIMMS, slackware 3.x is a good choice. Old software works good on old hardware, my 486/33 I keep in the freezer(Don't ask) is a perfectly useful machine running slack 3.6. I tried slack 7 and it was *sloooow*. It seems to me, as hardware grows more powerful, code becomes less efficiant/more bloated. Ever install Win 3.1 on a modern machine? It's quite fast, for only using mostly 16bits..

Re:Slightly OT But.. (2, Funny)

BusterB (10791) | about 12 years ago | (#3237254)

How do you run a computer in a freezer? Doesn't it get wet? Do you have to defrost it? Moreover, why do you run it in a freezer? Does it keep a grocery list? Does it run hot? Do you not have room? Does the freezer use it somehow? How does it get power?

If you didn't want anyone to ask, you shouldn't have mentioned it.

Re:Slightly OT But.. (1)

leviramsey (248057) | about 12 years ago | (#3237563)

I could see putting a 486 in a freezer. I mean, you could overclock a 486-100 to 2 GHz and get the performance of, say, a 1 GHz Celeron.

Re:Slightly OT But.. (3, Interesting)

MadCamel (193459) | about 12 years ago | (#3245383)

There is a hole drilled for the wires, power and 10baseT, with a nice rubber gromet installed. It does not get wet or need defrosting, frost-free freezers have a dehumidifying property. I run it there because the largest HD I own suffers from major thermal problems, and does not work properly unless chilled.It does not keep a grocery list(Good idea though..), it is a headless NFS server.

Appropripriately enough, it's hostname is 'penguin'

You Gotta Be Kidding (5, Funny)

4of12 (97621) | about 12 years ago | (#3237290)

I remember paying over $100 for each 1 MB SIMM back in 1990 and there's absolutely no way I'd be willing to part with one for less than $80 because they're still perfectly functional.

Other way around (3, Interesting)

Rick the Red (307103) | about 12 years ago | (#3237353)

I eagerly clicked on this story, hoping that it offered some cool geek solution to the problem of what to do with all these damn 30 pin SIMMs! But no, just someone who actually wants more of them!

So, does anyone have a cool project that can use these things? Maybe a programmable robot made from an old disk drive [ohmslaw.com] or a homebuilt one of these [sonnettech.com]?

Re:Other way around (2)

paulywog (114255) | about 12 years ago | (#3237394)

Ha! That'd be great! A home-built USB storage device that's made out of 30-pin SIMMS. OK.

So to reach the 128 MB size some commercial USB keychain devices have, you'd need 32 x 4MB SIMMS. Each of those is about 4in x 1in x 1/8in. Let's say you can stack them up next to each other and you've got a 4in x 1in x 2in block in a plastic case with a circuit board underneath to replace something the size of a keychain. Why not just retrofit a 40 GB laptop harddrive with a USB interface instead! It'll be about the same speed as those old 30-pin SIMMS, too!

Re:Other way around (1)

goldmeer (65554) | about 12 years ago | (#3238008)

The other thing to remember is the FLASH keeps data once the power is removed, where "regular" memory doesn't. As soon as you pull the plug, away goes your data.

Re:Other way around (1)

Shadowcaster (58728) | about 12 years ago | (#3237427)

If you've got a computer that takes 72-pin memory, there's converters that let you jack in 4 of the 30 pin chips per 72 pin slot. I've never used them personally, as my old 486's haven't got the headroom inside for the converters, but I figure that counts as 'something to do with all these damn 30 pin SIMMs' ;)

I forget what the names for them are, but I'm sure a google search for "30 72 convert simm" should turn up at least a couple results.

You could also replace lost Lincoln Logs with them, get the kids into hacking at an early age. ;)

What size? (1)

Shadowcaster (58728) | about 12 years ago | (#3237389)

I've got a LOT of 1MB 30 pin SIMMs, and a smaller handfulof 4MB.. I'd be willing to part with most of the 1MB and some of the 4MB for cheap. Just reply to this with an email address (don't post it like blah@blah.com though).
By cheap, I mean 1MB=$1, 4MB=$2, plus whatever shipping is. They all are known to work, and would arrive in nice silver static-protective baggies for ya.

While we're on the topic of 30 pin SIMMs, does anyone have any info on the 8MB 30 pins that my old 486 (Tandy) is supposed to be able to use? The largest I've ever seen is the 4MB.

Re:What size? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237809)

blah@blah.com

Re:What size? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3238102)

Real intelligent. The least you could have done is post something mildly insulting, such as "You can take your chips and use them as an anal suppositoiry". Anything, even if it's not particularly intelligent, would have been better than that stupidity. In other words, get a brain, then bother posting.

Re:What size? (1)

walterbyrd (182728) | about 12 years ago | (#3240578)

"By cheap, I mean 1MB=$1, 4MB=$2"

FWIW: I think you are asking way too for 1MB, I see people selling the 1MB's for 0.05 each. Also, the 4MB are usually worth more per MB.

Re:What size? (1)

Shadowcaster (58728) | about 12 years ago | (#3246259)

That doesn't really work out. If I sell the 1MB for a nickel, then going by size the 4MB should be worth 20c.. so how could they be worth 'more per MB'?

The worst Ask Slashdot EVER?! (2, Insightful)

angry_beaver (458910) | about 12 years ago | (#3237457)

I normally am an avid reader of Ask Slashdot but this is gone too far.

Is this the "Ask Slashdot Technical Support Forum"?

Man. Do some searching. Ebay or Google could have easily answered both of these questions.

Re:The worst Ask Slashdot EVER?! (2)

red_dragon (1761) | about 12 years ago | (#3240919)

Is this the "Ask Slashdot Technical Support Forum"?

No, sir, this is eBayDot. And I'm waiting to see price listings on the front page.

Excellent source for memory (2, Informative)

Aaaaaargh! (466118) | about 12 years ago | (#3237625)

For the last 6-7 years, I've bought all of my memory from Coast to Coast Memory (1-800-4-MEMORY) [coastmemory.com] I've never been screwed by these guys. Had to have one 256MB PC133 SDRAM replaced that crapped out on its second day of use, no problems with exchange.

They're at all the local computer shows, always test before they sell and have a lifetime guarantee on all memory. Plus, they carry old stuff like the 30-pin SIMMs (up to 16MB, I think), SIPPs, SOJJs and they can find more esoteric stuff.

There's nothing wrong with Crucial, either. Have you tried checking out local computer shows? If they're any good, they test the memory right there. No shipping charges, and often, no taxes.

Early April Fool's? (1)

jrwillis (306262) | about 12 years ago | (#3237713)

I have never complained about an Ask Slashdot before, but this HAS to be some kind of joke. I mean I was laughing out loud when I read it, because it sounds so much like one of the typical posts that mock Ask Slashdot. Someone please tell me this is a joke, if not, "I'd like to sell a used 1997 3000GT...." :)

Re:Early April Fool's? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3237872)

Hey, I'd buy a used 1997 3000gt. Just need to make sure the transmission is in good shape -- I've heard they're kind of a bitch like that (bad trannys...)

not one that you would want... (2)

wickidpisa (41827) | about 12 years ago | (#3238184)

I have a 1MB 30 pin SIMM, but I don't think you would want it. I use it as a keychain :) all the memory chips have fallen off since I bought it though.

Dear Slashdot, (5, Funny)

adolf (21054) | about 12 years ago | (#3238195)

I seem to have trouble finding my ass.

I used both hands, even.

Can someone help me find my ass?

http://memman.com sells memory, including 30-pin simms. Not that it'd be difficult to with google, yahoo, altavista, lycos, or any number of other similar things.

http://www.slackware.com/getslack has a list of mirrors. Some of them are fast, some of them are good, and some of them are both.

Go away.

Re:Dear Slashdot, (2)

saintlupus (227599) | about 12 years ago | (#3238360)

Can someone help me find my ass?

Sorry, I just mailed my last copy of that remedial ass-finding video along with all my 30 pin SIMMs to this dolt.

--saint

Re:Dear Slashdot, (1)

Inthewire (521207) | about 12 years ago | (#3239438)

I just had to let you know I loved your response. I've come back to read it twice now. I really hope the inquisitive old-hardware fan read it, and understood it.

Re:Dear Slashdot, (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3240810)


I think I found it [goatse.cx] for you.

Looking for software (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3238378)

Do you have, or know anybody who has, any IBM 1401 "system" software? We're looking for Autocoder, Cobol, Fortran, RPG, ... tapes. Sort 7 would be nice to have, too. We'd much rather have the tapes' or decks' contents than have them physically.

An answer to slashdot's liquidity problems (1)

nelsonal (549144) | about 12 years ago | (#3238550)

Slashdot should become a replacement Ebay, they have an large audiance, and people are already using it to buy and sell stuff. Now they just have to get a cut of the sales, and that will pay for more servers/storage/bandwidth/cars/food.

EBay (1)

ShawnD (21638) | about 12 years ago | (#3238935)

I have found EBay a wonderful source of obsolete and oddball computer equipment. Just find the stuff with a $0.01 minimum bid and low shipping charges.

BTW I was given a bag of various SIMMs. I have no idea what to do with the 30 pin ones...

Dear Slashdot, (2)

duffbeer703 (177751) | about 12 years ago | (#3241622)

I have an Atari 5200 and would like to pick up some additional cartriges for it. I went to my local supermarket and was shocked to find that they do not carry Atari games!

Does anyone know where I can find Atari 5200 (or 2600) games?

WTF? (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3242964)

How did this get posted and my

2002-03-01 16:50:44 Graphic Design Jobs in Germany (askslashdot,graphics)

not even get looked at for a month - this has got to be the most useless thing in the world a 386 - why not go out and get a palm pilot which will do what you want and run faster - or better yet go out and get a new (used - $50 pentium) computer you cheap ass!

JEE-ZUS! (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3245388)

Here [ebay.com] you [pricewatch.com] go [crucial.com]. Oh, and you wanted a slackware 3.x cd too, right [ebay.com]?


Christ on a fucking rubber crutch. Lactating Mother Of God. WHO LET THE TROLLS POST STORIES?!?!?!

WTF?!? Is the next 'Ask Slashdot' article... (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | about 12 years ago | (#3246302)

how can I get a girl???

Good Article! Kill the Elite Techies! (0)

bubbaD (182583) | about 12 years ago | (#3246353)

I think its great that someone should be using old 386's. Not everyone who reads /. works where there's bucketfuls of 30-pin simms! and In fact, part of the reason old stuff is sometimes hard to find is because you corporate morons warehouse everything instead of putting it back into circulation. I hate you sitting back on your fat asses, laughing at anyone without an engineering degree. Screw you, the less of you out there, the more likely I could fill one of your jobs

I Classify This as Bullshit (1, Flamebait)

Milican (58140) | about 12 years ago | (#3247022)

Get the damn classified ad off here and use fscking google!!! This is crap and a waste of our nerd resources.

JOhn
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