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Skydiving from 25 Miles Up

michael posted more than 11 years ago | from the life-flashing-before-your-eyes dept.

Space 282

chisox writes "The Observer has a story about a retired French army colonel who is soon to make a free fall parachute jump from 25 miles up. In the process he will break the sound barrier, reaching a top speed of mach 1.68 before he opens his parachute 1,000 metres above the Earth. Of course, if the chute doesn't open, the hole he'll make will be about 1,000 metres deep." Well, actually his max speed will be high up and near the earth the atmosphere will have slowed him down to terminal velocity.

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Make sure you interview him now (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882520)

While he's still alive and in one piece.

I wonder if he knows Rocket Guy [slashdot.org] ?

Re:Make sure you interview him now (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882618)

Well, actually his max speed will be high up and near the earth the atmosphere will have slowed him down to terminal velocity.

Thanks Captain Obvious!

First? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882525)

No, because I just posted something and I have to wait for two minutes. None of this would have happened if I could post logged-in under my troll account. Jamie, you're an asshole.

His Ears (2, Interesting)

Daveman692 (558544) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882528)

Will he really experience a sonic boom? If so wouldn't that destroy his ear drums.

Re:His Ears (5, Informative)

einhverfr (238914) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882545)

I don't think his ears will be in the area which could experience the sonic boom. The sonic boom is actually a cone-shaped are where the sound becomes concentrated (because you are moving faster than it).

I am more interested in how much his suit would heat up if his chute doesn't open due to air resistance and decreasing terminal velocity.`

Re:His Ears (3, Interesting)

Bullschmidt (69408) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882579)

Nope. Won't be any sonic boom. He'll break the sea level speed of sound high in the atmosphere, where the speed of sound is higher. As he descends, he'll slow to terminal velocity. So there will never be a shockwave.

No... (2, Informative)

Xeriar (456730) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882660)

Speed of sound is significantly lower higher in the atmosphere, and since there is less air resistance, he can fall faster.

The last attempt, five miles lower, got pretty close to the speed of sound, this should do it. Not sure how safe it would be, but he should break it.

Of course, if his chute doesn't open, he becomes his own airbrake and bursts into flames.

Re:His Ears (4, Funny)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882673)

(* Will he really experience a sonic boom? If so wouldn't that destroy his ear drums. *)

Do French sonic booms sound more romantic to chicks than American sonic booms?

well (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882535)

Genius.

Unmitigated, unaldulterated genius.

How many skydivers have to die before people
realize that -

o - things with wings, fly.

o - things without wings, don't.

if you need a distraction that badly, drop some
acid or something.

christ people.

Re:well (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882610)

Some people are just fscking crazy. And this guy is french, to boot.

Maybe he will become the first human flambed crepe.

Champagne after landing. (0, Flamebait)

garcia (6573) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882539)

Damn French. I bet the previous record holder (American) had a beer :)

Hella Good (-1)

The Lyrics Guy (539223) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882540)

No Doubt - Hella Good

The waves keep on crashing on me for some reason
But your love keeps on coming like a thunderbolt
Come here a little closer
'Cos I wanna see you baby real close up
Over here

You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)

A performance deserving of standing ovations
And who would have thought it'd be the two of us
So don't wake me if I'm dreaming
'Cos I'm in the mood come on and give it up

You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)

You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)

Oh, yeah yeah
Oh, yeah yeah

You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)

You got me feeling hella good
So let's just keep on dancing
You hold me like you should
So I'm gonna keep on dancing
(Keep on dancing)

Uh, oh, oh-oh
Uh, oh, oh-oh

Keep on dancing
Keep on dancing

Read the article (2)

rblancarte (213492) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882542)

Sounds very interesting. I wish him the best of luck in getting this done. I think I read something about him a couple of years ago, though I could be wrong.

I have to admit, considering applications of this, such as parachuting from a Space Shuttle, IIS, etc, it does make you wonder why something like this has not been undertaken by any government agency.

RonB

Re:Read the article (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882557)

Umm... 25 miles is nothing, not even on the same order of magnitude, as the altitude of either a Space Shuttle, or the IIS.

Re:Read the article (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882568)

Parachuting from an orbiting shuttle or space station is currently impossible to survive so it would be a bad pr move to be doing it.

Parachuting from space? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882700)

Parachuting from an orbiting shuttle or space station is currently impossible to survive so it would be a bad pr move to be doing it.

I never got why this is so. You simply manage your surface area via a chute so that you decellerate gradually enough not the burn.

Is it just too much heat to disapate for known flexible materials?

What about a surf-board like thingy that acts as the primary shield?

Space surfin' would be bitchin'

Re:Read the article (1)

Verizon Guy (585358) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882578)

such as parachuting from a Space Shuttle, IIS, etc

I don't know about you, but my IIS is safely locked in the server room!

Re:Read the article (3, Funny)

Jondor (55589) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882616)

my IIS is also in the serverroom, on a CD which makes sure the table stays stable and horizontal..

Sorry, couldn't resist.. :-)

Re:Read the article (5, Informative)

Alrescha (50745) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882601)

"it does make you wonder why something like this has not been undertaken by any government agency."

This has been done. I'm not sure why we forget. In 1960, Joe Kittenger jumped from ~20 miles, breaking the sound barrier. See:

http://www.dropzone.com/news/SpaceParachutingSky di vin.shtml

A.

ps: I'm sorry that /. injects a space in that URL.

Re:Read the article (1)

gasp (128583) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882717)

Uh, if you HAD read the articles on the terminal velocity link, you'd notice that Joe Kittenger did NOT break the sound barrier. We forget that he broke it, because he didn't.

Although the author of http://hypertextbook.com/facts/JianHuang.shtml has a lot of poor wording in his explanations of terminal velocity, there are several good links to the facts and data on Kittenger's jump.

(My favorite quote on that page is: "In a vacuum with zero air resistance, these two objects will experience same acceleration. But on the earth this is not true.")

Re:Read the article (1)

Alrescha (50745) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882748)

"Uh, if you HAD read the articles on the terminal velocity link, you'd notice that Joe Kittenger did NOT break the sound barrier. We forget that he broke it, because he didn't."

from the link I originally posted:

"On August 16, 1960, Kittinger jumped his last Excelsior jump, doing so from an air-thin height of 102,800 feet (31,334 meters). From that nearly 20 miles altitude, his tumble toward terra firma took some 4 minutes and 36 seconds. Exceeding the speed of sound during the fall, Kittinger used a small stabilizing chute before a larger, main parachute opened in the denser atmosphere."

So we have one web page that says one thing, and another page that says another. Your reference says 'Captain Kittinger most likely did not exceed the speed of sound on 16 August 1960.'

That's hardly definitive.

A.

Force? (2)

NickRob (575331) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882547)

Wouldn't the amount of force be more than a parachute is used to receiving? This could possible rip a rope or the parachute itself.

Re:Force? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882571)

Nope. Force is constant close to the Earth's surface.. to be exact it's equal to the skydiver's mass times the acceleration due to gravity. The acceleration due to gravity will be rising slightly, but that's exactly what it's "used" to recieving, because people jump at lower altitudes as well. The force is near-constant and wouldn't destroy the parachute.

Re:Force? (2, Informative)

BabyDave (575083) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882647)

The force on the parachute when it opens is due to air resistance, which is (roughly) proportional to speed, not acceleration.

The OP's thoughts were probably something along the lines of "Since he's falling for much longer, won't he be going much faster, and hence won't the force on the 'chute be huge?"

The answer is almost certainly "no" though - as he falls, air density increases, creating an extra drag force on the parachutist, slowing him down. So when he pulled the ripcord, he'd only be falling at about the terminal velocity of a skydiver at 1000m. Therefore the 'chute would be subject to similar forces to those of a normal skydiver.

Re:Force? (4, Informative)

Bullschmidt (69408) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882589)

Nope, not at all. Terminal velocity is the max velocity you can travel at a certain point in the atmosphere. You hit it really quickly. By the time he pulls his shoot he won't be travelling any faster than someone who jumped from 15000ft. He'll be going fast when hes REALLY high up and the atmostphere is thin and terminal velocity is higher.

Re:Force? (1)

neuroticia (557805) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882593)

Wouldn't the parachute only open once he slows down due to terminal velocity--something I'm sure parachutes are subject to?

I don't think he'd try to use the parachute when he's going faster than the speed of sound, since I think that would hurt more than the parachute (him)

-Sara

Re:Force? (1)

maximillionus (185440) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882600)

His velocity will probably be about 200 km/h when his chute gets pulled. Why 200 km/h? That's the terminal velocity due to wind resistance at the height (1000ft) where his chute gets pulled.

He should be ok unless he weighs as much as a car or soemthing just as strange (maybe 300+ kilograms??). I haven't seen his picture yet :)

Re:Force? (2, Informative)

terminal.dk (102718) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882661)

Disclaimer: I am a skydiver, has slightly more than 300 jumps, so I am not really that experienced.

I have been doing a jump from 22000 ft = 6700 meters. And I also experienced the thin air, making it more difficult to turn, and my speed max was around 300 km/h, where it normally tops at 200 km/h on a normal skydive.

At deployment time (1000 meters / 3500 ft), the thick air near the planet had slowed me to below 180 km/h.

Where Did He Get the Funding??? (3, Funny)

Zspdude (531908) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882553)

Sponsored by the Darwin Awards...

Re:Where Did He Get the Funding??? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882590)

Some people are just fscking crazy.

Re:Where Did He Get the Funding??? (2)

Carlos Laviola (127699) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882608)

Have you even read the article? The man has been doing it for his entire life (he has jumped 8300 times before). He seems to be very prepared and there are actual details of the pressure and temperatures his space suit can resist to. Overall, I'd say this man has everything to be successful.

If you can't do it, that doesn't mean it can't be done.

Re:Where Did He Get the Funding??? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882722)

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Impressive. (1)

GrueMaster (579195) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882560)

He's sure to make an impact on the skydiving industry.

Re:Impressive. (1)

neuroticia (557805) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882609)

Heh. Yeah, maybe the skydiving industry that deals with millioaires who have a lot of time to spare. Didn't you read about the cost involved, and the amount of training?

Ouch.

Jumping from a putter-putt plane is expensive enough.

-Sara

Re:Impressive. (-1)

TrollBridge (550878) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882653)

"He's sure to make an impact on the skydiving industry."

The only impact he will be making isa crater when he hits the ground, if his parachute is made by the same French company who made all those hot-air baloons that went down.

Those French... (0)

ungulation (566406) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882563)

Nothing is certain, but I'm looking forward to drinking a glass of champagne when I come back to Earth

Physics (4, Interesting)

drfrank (16371) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882566)

Well, actually his max speed will be high up and near the earth the atmosphere will have slowed him down to terminal velocity.

Well, actually he'll be at terminal velocity for nearly the entire time... Terminal velocity is dependant on the density of the atmosphere. You'd think that someone that posted a link to a page which defined "terminal velopcity" would have at least read the definition...

Re:Physics (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882627)

> You'd think that someone that posted a link to a
> page which defined "terminal velopcity" would have
> at least read the definition...

When was the last time you saw a slashdot staffer
make anything other than a pseudo-educated stab
at anything? .. Punters and never-weres, the lot
of them - the last dregs of the dotcom boom yet
to be swept back in to the unemployment line and
the short order cook population.

Hey /. ... get a real job, whatcha say, hey?

Wouldn't be cool if he died (-1, Troll)

MrScary (39957) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882567)

So I look at something like this and go how will this advance mankind. The only answer is that it will not. This is like trying to balloon around the world. I think subjuects like this have no0 relevence on slashdot. He could take the money that he is squandering on this and give it to doctors without borders and actually do some good in this world. Isn't it time that postmodernism died.

Re:Wouldn't be cool if he died (1)

kmweber (196563) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882624)

What's so wrong with someone doing something he wants to do? It's his own money--he has the right to dispose of it as he pleases.

Socialist jerk...

Will advance science. (2)

Carlos Laviola (127699) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882631)

Quoth the article,

The free fall will involve 200 scientific experiments in the stratosphere and the troposphere, some of them linked to the possibility of parachute escapes from stranded space shuttles.

Re:Wouldn't be cool if he died (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882643)

> I think subjuects like this have no0 relevence
> on slashdot.

Slashdot isn't famous for relevance.

Its staffers are not famous for intelligence.

The whole thing sucks.

I hang out here with the sole purpose of pointing
this out to the population, day by day.

Someday one of you might wake up and think for
yourselves.

Shall we hope?

Re:Wouldn't be cool if he died (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882706)

Its staffers are not famous for intelligence.

The whole thing sucks.

I hang out here with the sole purpose of pointing
this out to the population, day by day.


Slashdot is the pinnacle of Editor/User mental equality, it seems.

Re:Wouldn't be cool if he died (3, Insightful)

Restil (31903) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882678)

Nobody is obligated to do with their money what YOU feel is the best thing. How many of the qualities of life you take for granted today would not exist if someone hadn't "wasted" a lot of time, money, and effort on things that have "no relevance"?

I personally have no desire to float 25 miles up into the atmosphere in temperatures over a hundred degrees below freezing just so I can fall faster than the speed of sound. But if this guy wants to do it, more power to him. As long as SOMEONE is reaching higher for what nobody in their right mind would ever want to do, the rest of the world will benefit as a result, even if indirectly.

I'm not saying that funding medical research is bad. Its just as noble an endevour as any other. But to say that other reasearch does no good for the world simply because the immediate results do not, is very short sighted and reeks very badly of the "everything's already been invented" mentality. And besides, consider the fact that since he has partially funded this effort of his, the experiments he's carrying out will benefit agencies that otherwise would have to spend their own money to carry out similar experiments anyway. That means that money will be saved.. which means it might be available elsewhere, including your own personal preferred pet projects. And that's just looking at things from an immediate economic point of view.

-Restil

Re:Wouldn't be cool if he died (1)

Hieronymus Howard (215725) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882720)

He's sold his house and some personal belongings to pay for this and, according to the article, "the free fall will involve 200 scientific experiments in the stratosphere and the troposphere". If you're so concerned, why not sell your house (if you have one) and give the money to medical research?

"Will shall be the sterner, heart the boulder, spirit the braver, as our strength lessens. The Battle of Maldon"

Interesting sig. I was born in Maldon and reading that has made me want to learn more about the battle. Though it's spelt 'bolder' - a 'boulder' is a large rock.

HH

1000 metres (4, Funny)

nakaduct (43954) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882582)

Someone should tip off the drilling companies: rather than pay skilled people to operate fancy drilling rigs, just drop the rigs and/or people out of an airplane.

It's Been Done (1)

thelizman (304517) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882594)

By an American Air Force pilot in the 50's. Rode a baloon up into the stratosphere, and jumped. Is the french dude going to set a record, or is this publicity?

RTFA (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882662)

Read the article. Jeez.

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I remember (1)

Aknaton (528294) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882597)

hearing a story about an American doing something like this a long time ago during the beginning of the space program. If I recall, he took some kind of ballon so high that he needed breathing assistance and then he jumped. He is supposed to be the only man so far to break the sound barrier without mechanical assistance.

I want to say that this was on TLC or Discovery Channel. Can't remember anything else about it.

Actually... (2, Informative)

Russ Steffen (263) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882604)

If the cute doesn't open, the crater he makes will be the same size if jumps from 25 miles or 10,000 feet. That's how terminal velocity works. Sure he'll break Mach 1 in the thin air aloft, but as he gets to into progressivly thicker air he'll be slowed to the same 55 m/s as any other skydiver. As long as he doesn't tuck into a ball or go head first, that is.

natural selection? (2, Funny)

Narcocide (102829) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882619)

... this kindof reminds me of the time that guy strapped a solid fuel booster to his Nova trying to break a landspeed record somewhere out in the desert. he hit a solid rock wall probably mere seconds after realizing no less than three critical errors in his planning:

1) solid fuel boosters can't be stopped; once they're ignited they burn till they're used up.

2) at 400 miles per hour those cliffs way off on the horizon approach much faster than you'd have thought.

3) it doesn't really matter how hard you push in on the brake pedal if the car is being propelled by something they use for jet-assisted takeoff of military cargo planes.

There ya go again... (1, Offtopic)

Bollie (152363) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882622)

For the sane people out there... here's some unit conversions:

25 Miles = 40.2336 Kilometers
1.68 Mach [dry air, 273 Kelvin] = 2005.6498391999999 kilometers/hour

For the insane people out there... here's some unit conversions:

1 Kilometer = 0.621371 Miles
12 Inches = 1 Foot
3 Feet = 1 Yard
1 Mile = 1,760 Yards
1 Mile = 5,280 Feet
1 Miles = 63,360 Inches

Just to give you a taste of some saner things:

1000 millimeter = 1 meter
100 centimeter = 1 meter
1000 meter = 1 kilometer

But wait! There's more!

1000 milliliter = 1 liter
100 centiliter = 1 liter
1000 liter = 1 kiloliter

Just go to onlineconversions [onlineconversion.com] and have fun!

Re:There ya go again... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882712)

How many Libraries of Congress (LoCs) is that?

Re:There ya go again... (1)

mattdm (1931) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882733)

1 foot divided by three: 4 inches.
One mile divided by six: 880 feet.

63,360 is divisible by 35 numbers from the range 1-99; 100,000 is divisible by just 13 of those.

It's not so irrational after all -- much of the imperial system is based on highly-composite numbers, which are easy to split evenly many different ways. The metric system's attachment to the number 10 is very inconvenient when you want to divide something three ways.

Re:There ya go again... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882750)

Sorry, but how many three ways have you done? You ARE on /. after all...

Re:There ya go again... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882742)

Ok.

For the most part (excluding, apparently, NASA) people that actually do unit conversions frequently use the metric system.

Everyone else doesn't and they use values comparatively:

125MPH - 5 miles faster than they travel in a school zone
170lbs - Their weight at 13
25'4" - The length of their trailer

Or they use the values literally in accomplishing a task:

I take out the tape measure, drag it across the wood, and mark off where it says on the paper! I GOT MAIL! I GOT MAIL! YAY!

Four cups of flour? So I fill this thing that says "1 cup" four times. I'm a master baker!

parachute necessary? (1)

timeOday (582209) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882623)

I have always wondered if there were any examples (probably from war) of people bailing over the ocean with no/unopened parachute and surviving. Terminal velocity around sea level is like 120 mph, right? That's pretty fast, but I wonder if there's some chance of surviving an impact with water at that speed.

If this isn't possible, I wonder how close to possible it is. I saw a *really* high-diving competition on TV (not at a pool, but off a cliff) and I'll bet those guys were getting up towards triple-digit speeds.

Re:parachute necessary? (1)

seyton (265711) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882668)

No way. When somebody falls/jumps from a plane and fails to open their parachute above the Ocean, they're toast. Terminal Velocity is dependent upon the atmospheric pressure and also the temperature, but it is generally around 120 mph (192 km/h). 192km/h == 53 m/s, which is pretty fast. I'm sure you've flopped a jump off of a diving board before and managed to land right on your back, right? Well that hurt, I bet. I know my back was red for a week after. And I hit maybe going at 2-3 m/s. Try hitting at 53m/s. It's pretty much the equivalent of landing on cement.

I'm sure there are a FEW cases of people surviving, but the majority usually die upon impact.

Re:parachute necessary? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882670)

I have always wondered if there were any examples (probably from war) of people bailing over the ocean with no/unopened parachute and surviving. Terminal velocity around sea level is like 120 mph, right? That's pretty fast, but I wonder if there's some chance of surviving an impact with water at that speed.

Actually, I seem to recall hearing about one once... not quite from 25 Miles, I think he was in a skydiving class (an experienced diver), and his 'chute failed to open. He hit the ground spread eagled on his back, in an open field...

... and lived. Broke most of the bones in his body, but by hitting the ground with the force spread across his whole body (instead of feet first, or should I say, feet where his shoulders should be..).

Re:parachute necessary? (4, Interesting)

DutchSter (150891) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882708)

I have always wondered if there were any examples (probably from war) of people bailing over the ocean with no/unopened parachute and surviving. Terminal velocity around sea level is like 120 mph, right? That's pretty fast, but I wonder if there's some chance of surviving an impact with water at that speed.
Given that water is an incompressible liquid and you would be hitting at such a high rate of speed, you'd be better off landing in a dirt field at the same high speed. Just think about those belly-flops; they hurt from three feet up. The second you hit, the water doesn't move. It's only after the blow has rippled out that the water moves and you begin to sink.

According to the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook (http://www.worstcasescenarios.com) if you plan to jump from anything high you should be prepared to at least break your legs, and clench your buttocks as you go down so as to keep water from rushing in and um, causing severe "internal" damage. Jumping from over 50 feet is ill-advised as it will almost certainaly break something other than your legs (spine) unless you hit at exactly the right angle. At 120 MPH you may not be able to adjust yourself by the time you realize that you're going to enter at a slight angle thanks to that last second cross breeze.

Interestingly though, according to the same book you can probably survive a 50 foot fall into a dumpster of boxes with few complications.

Take off, eh?!? (2, Funny)

xipho (193257) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882629)

Its a plot, the French have decided to take back Canada by dropping old people on them... Oh well at least he won't hit nothin' too important when he crashes into Saskatoon.

Re:Take off, eh?!? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882728)

I resent that...
-Local Saskatoon boy

Rich people in space (1)

maximillionus (185440) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882632)

How long will it be until Russia gets in on this action for the space tourist looking for the "econo" trip?

I could imaging sending someone to an altitude lower than the ISS and letting them take a long skydive.

Interesting experience... but could they ensure survival? I'm sure the standard extreme sport waiver forms would still apply :)

Re:Rich people in space (1)

AvitarX (172628) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882687)

I'snt that rocket guys general idea (see interviews, I am a lazy fuck not willing to post a link).? He wants to use a pnumatic launcher of some type?

Does "Mach 1.68" make any sense? (3, Informative)

splorf (569185) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882636)

And what does it really mean, here?

ISTR that the speed of sound changes with air pressure and it's faster when the pressure is lower. The speed of sound at sea level is around 300 m/sec so mach 1.68 at sea level would be around 500 m/sec.

But at 100,000 feet, the speed of sound in that thin air might be 1000 m/sec. So if the guy is falling at 500 m/sec at that altitude, that's really just half the speed of sound there. If he's falling at 1700 m/sec, that sounds awful, sonic booms and all that kind of thing.

So what's the deal?

Re:Does "Mach 1.68" make any sense? (2, Informative)

mberman (93546) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882746)

From the second paragraph in the article: "[He will] reach a top speed of Mach 1.68 (1,680kph at that height)." As for the sonic booms, it's been mentioned in posts above that the boom takes place in a cone shape behind him, and by then he's long past it.

Maybe you should read the article before asking questions about it?

Landing site? (4, Funny)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882646)

(* Of course, if the chute doesn't open, the hole he'll make will be about 1,000 metres deep." *)

I hope he does it near my hometown. I always wanted to visit that crater in Arizona, but it is too far and too hot.

We need a local one.

kittinger - The longest leap (5, Informative)

Paul Jakma (2677) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882648)

US Air Force Captain Kittinger made the previous world record jump in 1960 from 19 miles up. There's an archive of the Life story on it at:

[tsixroads.com]
http://www2.tsixroads.com/Corinth_MLSANDY/jk004. ht ml

including an amazing shot of him taken from the gondola from which he jumped:

[tsixroads.com]
http://www2.tsixroads.com/Corinth_MLSANDY/corint h_ images/jk20.jpg

OT: Where's klerck? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882649)

Didn't he have some troll about comitting suicide all day today? You'd think this topic would be an easy target.

Video Record ? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882656)

Will he have a video camera recording the entire experience ? I'm highly curious to see what the view looks like from up there :)

Supersonic Jet (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882666)

Lets just hope he does better than the Japanese supersonic jet!

Some notes... (1)

Grip3n (470031) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882680)

The previous jumper who exceeded the sound barrier (Joe Kittinger) jumped from a height of 19 miles, so we're talking here 6 additional miles here.

Additionally, it is unlikely Michel Fournier will even realise when he breaks the sound barrier due to the fact he would be travelling faster than the noise he actually makes. Kittinger stated when he reached the ground that he didn't believe he actually did break the barrier and had to be assured by scientists watching the drop that he, in fact, did.

A Timeline (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882686)

65 million years ago, the dinosaurs disappeared mysteriously from the earth, supposedly caused by an impact from a meteor or piece of comet.

A.D.2002: A retired French army colonel makes his skydive from 25 miles up. As he approaches mach 1.68, a bright flash is seen, and he vanishes. For years, the mystery of what happened to him remains unsolved.

A.D.2042: It is discovered that at the moment the retired colonel reached mach 1.68, he caused a rift in the space-time continuum and travelled 65 million years back in time and slammed into the earth at 1200MPH, creator a crator and wiping out dinosaur life.

Hello, common sense? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882703)

Of course, if the chute doesn't open, the hole he'll make will be about 1,000 metres deep.

Geez, some people really have poor physical intuition. How about we drop a skydiving dummy and chisox walks naked in his town for a number of seconds equal to 1,000 minus the depth of the hole? Of course if he's right, he can make a fortune with this technique in the mining industry.

Dangerous Ascent (3, Funny)

imkonen (580619) | more than 11 years ago | (#3882705)

But the risks of an accident during the jump are considered lower than during the painstaking process of reaching maximum altitude.

Yeah, going straight up in a balloon can be pretty dangerous. He should bring a parachute just in case.

[Horny Smurf] Rough & Tough (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882714)

Tonight way going to be awesome. I just got home from work, took a shower, and now i was putting on my favorite outfit! It was Friday night and no one was going to stop me from having a good time tonight. I met up with some of my friends at a gas station down the street. We decided to hit a few clubs, then afterwards, if we didnt hook up with anyone, we were going to go to our favorite bar "Shouters". We had the whole night planned out. We were planning to be feeling the effects of tonight until late sunday evening, hopefully not monday when we all had to go back to work. So we all jumped in the cars and drove over to the strip. We went into a few clubs. danced with a few woman, but the clubs just were not jumpin tonight for some reason. We all began to grow bored of dancing and the loud music, so we all decided to go over to Shouters earlier then what we were planning. We started off with a few beers, then we all just said fuck it, and started ordering the hard shit. After a few shots, and a lot more drinks, I was completely waisted! My friends were not as messed up as i was. So i was sittin there for a while and this dude walks in. He walks right behind me and some how he hit me in the back of the head. I didnt know or care if it was accidental, but I jumped up and started to beat the shit out of this guy. My friend all pulled me off of him and the bartender told me to get the hell out of his bar! I told my friends to stay there and finish there drinks. I would be outside waiting for them. I had to piss so bad, and the only place that was open at that time around there was the bar, and since i couldnt go back in there, i had to look for a place outside. I saw an alley on the side of the building, and decided that I should just go into the alley and do my business. So i unzip my mants, pulled out my dick and proceeded to take a piss right there in the alley. After a few seconds i could hear foot steps behind me. "Hey you know you can get arrested for that!" I heard the voice say. "Fuck off" i told him, and kept going. The footsteps got closer, and as i turned to look, i could see that this guy was huge. about 6'5" 260lbs of hard muscle! I squeezed out the last few drops of piss and the guy grabbed my arms and held them tightly behind me. "

What the hell are you doin!" He grabbed my dick. "Here let me shake it for ya" He dragged me further down the alley. I was trying to yell for help, but it was now use, He put his huge hand over my mouth. No one could hear me. He took me inside a door that led into a room with an old mattress laying on the floor. I was terrified! I didnt know what this guy was going to do with me. He took out some handcuffs and cuffed me to some poles that were on the wall. I was laying on the mattress with my hands cuffed to a pole. I was thinking that maybe he was some weirdo that wanted to torture me! I started to sweat profusely. He came over to me and told me to shut the fuck up. He gagged me so i couldnt yell or say anything. He started to pull my jeans off. Then he slid my boxers off. He walked over to a table and grabbed a pare of scissors. I was terrified. I thought this guy was about to cut my dick off. I tried to scream and yell, but it was no use, the gag was doing its job. No one could hear me. I sighed as he brought the scissors closer and he started to cut my shirt. I had never been so relieved in my life. He cut my shirt off, and i was laying there on the old matress completely nude, gagged and bound to the poles on the wall. He started to take his clothes off. He was completely naked. His body was well muscled, with very light hair on his chest and stomach. His dick was huge! the biggest i had ever seen before!! It was as big around as a beer can and about 7" long, and it wasnt even hard yet! He started to play with himself, attempting to get himself hard i suppose. I saw this thing grow into a fucking monster! It was about a foot long, if not longer, and this thing was so thick!!! He walked over to me and flipped me onto my stomach. I saw him reach for a bottle of something, but i couldnt make out what it was. I felt something wet and cold drizzling onto my ass. He grabbed my ass and spread me wide open. He started to rub this stuff all over my asshole. I almost started to cry as i had figured he was going to stick his huge cock in my ass!!! I was so terrified i think that my pubes where turning grey! I felt his fingers rubbing my ass. All of a sudden i just started getting all these emotions and feeling that i had never had before! I mean sure i have thought about being with another guy before, but what guy hasnt. So as i was laying there with him completely in control, I started to get very aroused. I couldnt believe what was happening.

This guy was about to rape me and i was enjoying it! As he rubbed my asshole i just gave in to the pleasure. My cock started to grow and i pushed my ass upward more so i could get my ass open a little more. Then it happened, he plunged one of his fingers into my ass. Oh my it felt amazing. The feeling was indescribable. I started to moan and buck my ass up and down. Then i felt another finger violate my rectum. I figured that he was loosening me up for his huge pecker. Then he pulled out, and i felt it! It huge cock was at the entrance to my pink virgin bung! I felt him thrust his hips forward, and with one single push the head of his cock was inside of me. The pain was so immense, i thought that he had to of done some major damage to my ass. Then he pushed it all the way in. I started to buck and wiggle my body. it hurt so bad that i had tears running down my face. the pain was immense! Just try shoving a bear can up your virgin ass and tell me how it feels. As this guy was violating my rectum, all i could think about was how hot i was getting. My lust was overriding the pain. It started to feel so amazing having his huge prick inside of me. I couldnt believe what was happening. Oh my god, i had never in my entire life felt something as good as this huge dick being plunged deep into my ass. Then he pulled out. He turned me on my back and saw how hard i was. He asked me if i was enjoying him fucking me like a bitch!. I told him that i was and he knelt down in between my legs. He took my 8" cock into his mouth and began to suck it like a pro! as he was sucking me he was ramming his finger in my ass. I started to moan. It felt so good to have another man sucking me. I started to cum like i had never came before. He just kept his mouth right over my cock and took every bit of my seed into his mouth. he pushed himself up with his massive arms and took the gag from my mouth. He leaned his face towards me and began to stick his tongue in my mouth.

My cum was still in his mouth. the taste was incredible. this was the first time that i had ever in my life tasted cum. I had never even thought about it before. As many times as i had the chance to do it before, i just never though about doing it. But i loved every minute of it. I savored the taste of my cum and his tongue in my mouth. I felt chills going up and down my spine as this fucking hunk had his tongue rammed down my throat. The he grabbed my legs and threw them over his shoulders. He spread my ass again and inserted his huge piece of meat! I moaned and gasped as he shoved it back into my warm man hole. Oh it felt so good. I told him to fuck me like the little bitch that i was. Fuck me until you fill my ass full of your white creamy jism!! He started to fuck me so hard. It was amazing. He started to jerk me off as he was fucking me. Just a few jerks and i was cumming again. All over his stomach and chest. my cum was flying everywhere. I had never came like this before.

This was the best sex i had ever had in my life! I saw his face turn bright red, and his body began to shake. He let out a huge gasp and then he moaned so loud. He must have squirted a fucking gallon of cum into my ass. He was jerking for what seemed like 2 minutes straight, when he finally finished he dropped over on top of me and told me that it was the best he had ever had!. He told me how tight i was and how he loved ripping me open!. I told him that it was the best fucking sex i had ever had. He said that he didnt want me to have any hard feelings. it was just that he liked what he saw, and he takes what he likes. I told him that it wasnt a problem, after all. How can you rape the willing?......

[Horny Smurf] CmdrTaco's new journal entry (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882732)


Tonight way going to be awesome. I just got home from work, took a shower, and now i was putting on my favorite outfit! It was Friday night and no one was going to stop me from having a good time tonight. I met up with some of my friends at a gas station down the street. We decided to hit a few clubs, then afterwards, if we didnt hook up with anyone, we were going to go to our favorite bar "Shouters". We had the whole night planned out. We were planning to be feeling the effects of tonight until late sunday evening, hopefully not monday when we all had to go back to work. So we all jumped in the cars and drove over to the strip. We went into a few clubs. danced with a few woman, but the clubs just were not jumpin tonight for some reason. We all began to grow bored of dancing and the loud music, so we all decided to go over to Shouters earlier then what we were planning. We started off with a few beers, then we all just said fuck it, and started ordering the hard shit. After a few shots, and a lot more drinks, I was completely waisted! My friends were not as messed up as i was. So i was sittin there for a while and this dude walks in. He walks right behind me and some how he hit me in the back of the head. I didnt know or care if it was accidental, but I jumped up and started to beat the shit out of this guy. My friend all pulled me off of him and the bartender told me to get the hell out of his bar! I told my friends to stay there and finish there drinks. I would be outside waiting for them. I had to piss so bad, and the only place that was open at that time around there was the bar, and since i couldnt go back in there, i had to look for a place outside. I saw an alley on the side of the building, and decided that I should just go into the alley and do my business. So i unzip my mants, pulled out my dick and proceeded to take a piss right there in the alley. After a few seconds i could hear foot steps behind me. "Hey you know you can get arrested for that!" I heard the voice say. "Fuck off" i told him, and kept going. The footsteps got closer, and as i turned to look, i could see that this guy was huge. about 6'5" 260lbs of hard muscle! I squeezed out the last few drops of piss and the guy grabbed my arms and held them tightly behind me. "

What the hell are you doin!" He grabbed my dick. "Here let me shake it for ya" He dragged me further down the alley. I was trying to yell for help, but it was now use, He put his huge hand over my mouth. No one could hear me. He took me inside a door that led into a room with an old mattress laying on the floor. I was terrified! I didnt know what this guy was going to do with me. He took out some handcuffs and cuffed me to some poles that were on the wall. I was laying on the mattress with my hands cuffed to a pole. I was thinking that maybe he was some weirdo that wanted to torture me! I started to sweat profusely. He came over to me and told me to shut the fuck up. He gagged me so i couldnt yell or say anything. He started to pull my jeans off. Then he slid my boxers off. He walked over to a table and grabbed a pare of scissors. I was terrified. I thought this guy was about to cut my dick off. I tried to scream and yell, but it was no use, the gag was doing its job. No one could hear me. I sighed as he brought the scissors closer and he started to cut my shirt. I had never been so relieved in my life. He cut my shirt off, and i was laying there on the old matress completely nude, gagged and bound to the poles on the wall. He started to take his clothes off. He was completely naked. His body was well muscled, with very light hair on his chest and stomach. His dick was huge! the biggest i had ever seen before!! It was as big around as a beer can and about 7" long, and it wasnt even hard yet! He started to play with himself, attempting to get himself hard i suppose. I saw this thing grow into a fucking monster! It was about a foot long, if not longer, and this thing was so thick!!! He walked over to me and flipped me onto my stomach. I saw him reach for a bottle of something, but i couldnt make out what it was. I felt something wet and cold drizzling onto my ass. He grabbed my ass and spread me wide open. He started to rub this stuff all over my asshole. I almost started to cry as i had figured he was going to stick his huge cock in my ass!!! I was so terrified i think that my pubes where turning grey! I felt his fingers rubbing my ass. All of a sudden i just started getting all these emotions and feeling that i had never had before! I mean sure i have thought about being with another guy before, but what guy hasnt. So as i was laying there with him completely in control, I started to get very aroused. I couldnt believe what was happening.

This guy was about to rape me and i was enjoying it! As he rubbed my asshole i just gave in to the pleasure. My cock started to grow and i pushed my ass upward more so i could get my ass open a little more. Then it happened, he plunged one of his fingers into my ass. Oh my it felt amazing. The feeling was indescribable. I started to moan and buck my ass up and down. Then i felt another finger violate my rectum. I figured that he was loosening me up for his huge pecker. Then he pulled out, and i felt it! It huge cock was at the entrance to my pink virgin bung! I felt him thrust his hips forward, and with one single push the head of his cock was inside of me. The pain was so immense, i thought that he had to of done some major damage to my ass. Then he pushed it all the way in. I started to buck and wiggle my body. it hurt so bad that i had tears running down my face. the pain was immense! Just try shoving a bear can up your virgin ass and tell me how it feels. As this guy was violating my rectum, all i could think about was how hot i was getting. My lust was overriding the pain. It started to feel so amazing having his huge prick inside of me. I couldnt believe what was happening. Oh my god, i had never in my entire life felt something as good as this huge dick being plunged deep into my ass. Then he pulled out. He turned me on my back and saw how hard i was. He asked me if i was enjoying him fucking me like a bitch!. I told him that i was and he knelt down in between my legs. He took my 8" cock into his mouth and began to suck it like a pro! as he was sucking me he was ramming his finger in my ass. I started to moan. It felt so good to have another man sucking me. I started to cum like i had never came before. He just kept his mouth right over my cock and took every bit of my seed into his mouth. he pushed himself up with his massive arms and took the gag from my mouth. He leaned his face towards me and began to stick his tongue in my mouth.

My cum was still in his mouth. the taste was incredible. this was the first time that i had ever in my life tasted cum. I had never even thought about it before. As many times as i had the chance to do it before, i just never though about doing it. But i loved every minute of it. I savored the taste of my cum and his tongue in my mouth. I felt chills going up and down my spine as this fucking hunk had his tongue rammed down my throat. The he grabbed my legs and threw them over his shoulders. He spread my ass again and inserted his huge piece of meat! I moaned and gasped as he shoved it back into my warm man hole. Oh it felt so good. I told him to fuck me like the little bitch that i was. Fuck me until you fill my ass full of your white creamy jism!! He started to fuck me so hard. It was amazing. He started to jerk me off as he was fucking me. Just a few jerks and i was cumming again. All over his stomach and chest. my cum was flying everywhere. I had never came like this before.

This was the best sex i had ever had in my life! I saw his face turn bright red, and his body began to shake. He let out a huge gasp and then he moaned so loud. He must have squirted a fucking gallon of cum into my ass. He was jerking for what seemed like 2 minutes straight, when he finally finished he dropped over on top of me and told me that it was the best he had ever had!. He told me how tight i was and how he loved ripping me open!. I told him that it was the best fucking sex i had ever had. He said that he didnt want me to have any hard feelings. it was just that he liked what he saw, and he takes what he likes. I told him that it wasnt a problem, after all. How can you rape the willing?......

[Horny Smurf] how Hemos became Homo (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#3882744)

There's a new tell-all book detailing how the slashdot crew became ass-goblins. Don't expect the book review on slashdot anytime soon!

Tonight way going to be awesome. I just got home from work, took a shower, and now i was putting on my favorite outfit! It was Friday night and no one was going to stop me from having a good time tonight. I met up with some of my friends at a gas station down the street. We decided to hit a few clubs, then afterwards, if we didnt hook up with anyone, we were going to go to our favorite bar "Shouters". We had the whole night planned out. We were planning to be feeling the effects of tonight until late sunday evening, hopefully not monday when we all had to go back to work. So we all jumped in the cars and drove over to the strip. We went into a few clubs. danced with a few woman, but the clubs just were not jumpin tonight for some reason. We all began to grow bored of dancing and the loud music, so we all decided to go over to Shouters earlier then what we were planning. We started off with a few beers, then we all just said fuck it, and started ordering the hard shit. After a few shots, and a lot more drinks, I was completely waisted! My friends were not as messed up as i was. So i was sittin there for a while and this dude walks in. He walks right behind me and some how he hit me in the back of the head. I didnt know or care if it was accidental, but I jumped up and started to beat the shit out of this guy. My friend all pulled me off of him and the bartender told me to get the hell out of his bar! I told my friends to stay there and finish there drinks. I would be outside waiting for them. I had to piss so bad, and the only place that was open at that time around there was the bar, and since i couldnt go back in there, i had to look for a place outside. I saw an alley on the side of the building, and decided that I should just go into the alley and do my business. So i unzip my mants, pulled out my dick and proceeded to take a piss right there in the alley. After a few seconds i could hear foot steps behind me. "Hey you know you can get arrested for that!" I heard the voice say. "Fuck off" i told him, and kept going. The footsteps got closer, and as i turned to look, i could see that this guy was huge. about 6'5" 260lbs of hard muscle! I squeezed out the last few drops of piss and the guy grabbed my arms and held them tightly behind me. "

What the hell are you doin!" He grabbed my dick. "Here let me shake it for ya" He dragged me further down the alley. I was trying to yell for help, but it was now use, He put his huge hand over my mouth. No one could hear me. He took me inside a door that led into a room with an old mattress laying on the floor. I was terrified! I didnt know what this guy was going to do with me. He took out some handcuffs and cuffed me to some poles that were on the wall. I was laying on the mattress with my hands cuffed to a pole. I was thinking that maybe he was some weirdo that wanted to torture me! I started to sweat profusely. He came over to me and told me to shut the fuck up. He gagged me so i couldnt yell or say anything. He started to pull my jeans off. Then he slid my boxers off. He walked over to a table and grabbed a pare of scissors. I was terrified. I thought this guy was about to cut my dick off. I tried to scream and yell, but it was no use, the gag was doing its job. No one could hear me. I sighed as he brought the scissors closer and he started to cut my shirt. I had never been so relieved in my life. He cut my shirt off, and i was laying there on the old matress completely nude, gagged and bound to the poles on the wall. He started to take his clothes off. He was completely naked. His body was well muscled, with very light hair on his chest and stomach. His dick was huge! the biggest i had ever seen before!! It was as big around as a beer can and about 7" long, and it wasnt even hard yet! He started to play with himself, attempting to get himself hard i suppose. I saw this thing grow into a fucking monster! It was about a foot long, if not longer, and this thing was so thick!!! He walked over to me and flipped me onto my stomach. I saw him reach for a bottle of something, but i couldnt make out what it was. I felt something wet and cold drizzling onto my ass. He grabbed my ass and spread me wide open. He started to rub this stuff all over my asshole. I almost started to cry as i had figured he was going to stick his huge cock in my ass!!! I was so terrified i think that my pubes where turning grey! I felt his fingers rubbing my ass. All of a sudden i just started getting all these emotions and feeling that i had never had before! I mean sure i have thought about being with another guy before, but what guy hasnt. So as i was laying there with him completely in control, I started to get very aroused. I couldnt believe what was happening.

This guy was about to rape me and i was enjoying it! As he rubbed my asshole i just gave in to the pleasure. My cock started to grow and i pushed my ass upward more so i could get my ass open a little more. Then it happened, he plunged one of his fingers into my ass. Oh my it felt amazing. The feeling was indescribable. I started to moan and buck my ass up and down. Then i felt another finger violate my rectum. I figured that he was loosening me up for his huge pecker. Then he pulled out, and i felt it! It huge cock was at the entrance to my pink virgin bung! I felt him thrust his hips forward, and with one single push the head of his cock was inside of me. The pain was so immense, i thought that he had to of done some major damage to my ass. Then he pushed it all the way in. I started to buck and wiggle my body. it hurt so bad that i had tears running down my face. the pain was immense! Just try shoving a bear can up your virgin ass and tell me how it feels. As this guy was violating my rectum, all i could think about was how hot i was getting. My lust was overriding the pain. It started to feel so amazing having his huge prick inside of me. I couldnt believe what was happening. Oh my god, i had never in my entire life felt something as good as this huge dick being plunged deep into my ass. Then he pulled out. He turned me on my back and saw how hard i was. He asked me if i was enjoying him fucking me like a bitch!. I told him that i was and he knelt down in between my legs. He took my 8" cock into his mouth and began to suck it like a pro! as he was sucking me he was ramming his finger in my ass. I started to moan. It felt so good to have another man sucking me. I started to cum like i had never came before. He just kept his mouth right over my cock and took every bit of my seed into his mouth. he pushed himself up with his massive arms and took the gag from my mouth. He leaned his face towards me and began to stick his tongue in my mouth.

My cum was still in his mouth. the taste was incredible. this was the first time that i had ever in my life tasted cum. I had never even thought about it before. As many times as i had the chance to do it before, i just never though about doing it. But i loved every minute of it. I savored the taste of my cum and his tongue in my mouth. I felt chills going up and down my spine as this fucking hunk had his tongue rammed down my throat. The he grabbed my legs and threw them over his shoulders. He spread my ass again and inserted his huge piece of meat! I moaned and gasped as he shoved it back into my warm man hole. Oh it felt so good. I told him to fuck me like the little bitch that i was. Fuck me until you fill my ass full of your white creamy jism!! He started to fuck me so hard. It was amazing. He started to jerk me off as he was fucking me. Just a few jerks and i was cumming again. All over his stomach and chest. my cum was flying everywhere. I had never came like this before.

This was the best sex i had ever had in my life! I saw his face turn bright red, and his body began to shake. He let out a huge gasp and then he moaned so loud. He must have squirted a fucking gallon of cum into my ass. He was jerking for what seemed like 2 minutes straight, when he finally finished he dropped over on top of me and told me that it was the best he had ever had!. He told me how tight i was and how he loved ripping me open!. I told him that it was the best fucking sex i had ever had. He said that he didnt want me to have any hard feelings. it was just that he liked what he saw, and he takes what he likes. I told him that it wasnt a problem, after all. How can you rape the willing?......

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