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Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married

Hemos posted more than 11 years ago | from the yes-it's-true dept.

Editorial 455

For those of you who remember one of our most famous stories, the culmination of said event has happened. The team, plus other friends gathered in scenic Las Vegas this past weekend. The wedding happened on Sunday, 4:11 local time (would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the cabbie bringing the bride got lost). For those of you are nice, you can send congrats to Rob at wedding@malda.org or be a big meanie, like me, and send it to his regular address, like he has done to me. More detail below for other ways - and you can tell Kathleen what a mistake she's made *grin*. And pictures are found online, along with some video.

Wedding was held at the Excalibur Hotel, which was nice. If you want to send postal congrats/bundt cake/fondue pots/yet more place mats, I've included the postal address.

Rob and Kathleen Malda
PO Box 192
Dexter MI 48130-0192

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455 comments

Shout Outs go to (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854618)

10,000hz Legend.

Reprazent!

Re:Shout Outs go to (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854859)

Wonder Milky Bitch !

In Soviet Russia (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854620)

Malda marries YOU!

Re:In Soviet Russia (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854851)

Boy am I glad I don't live in Soviet Russia. :p

Congratulations! (3, Offtopic)

Otter (3800) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854621)

I couldn't possibly get first post on this? That would be an all-time honor!

Re:Congratulations! (4, Funny)

Otter (3800) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854792)

Geez, a "Congratulations!" post gets two instantaneous "Offtopic" mods? C'mon, Michael, get in the spirit of the event!

I can't find a link to it, but my fondest CmdrTaco memory is his story "Hemos got married today at noon. I was in the wedding party." and the resulting posts: "Uh, Rob? If you were in a wedding party at noon, how did you manage to post that video card story at 11:50 am? I have a mental image of Hemos trying to shove you down the aisle while you're going 'Wait! AnandTech has benchmarks for the new GeForce!'"

I think that's actually what Hemos had intended to link to when he referred to Rob posting his real address, as opposed to the proposal link I'm getting now.

First Fsck LOL (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854622)

First Fsck LOL

CONGRATS!!! (0, Redundant)

motardo (74082) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854625)

woo hoo!!

have fun you two!

I don't want to be a big meanie! (0, Redundant)

Skulk (95089) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854739)


I don't want to be a big meanie, so I'll just add my 'congrats' here.

*ahem*

CONGRATULATIONS!

Re:I don't want to be a big meanie! (1)

byolinux (535260) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854802)

Me Too! </AOL> Seriously though, congratulations, and enjoy the rest of your days.

I *do* want to be a big meanie (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854787)

Who cares? Who gives a flying fsck? Big deal. People get married and divorced all the time. Why the hell do we have to hear about it on /.?

This isn't a soap opera it's a techie geeky news site meshed with a forum.

I swear slashdot isn't as good as it used to be in 1999. I think the editors have lost their vision.

*ponder* (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854631)

This could be my chance to get rid of that never-before-used fondue set sitting in my basement.

But then again, I bet CowboyNeal would appreciate it more!

Cab? (5, Funny)

billh (85947) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854635)

A Cab? Where was Roblimo?

who cares (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854750)

Man. Who cares.. Just more idiots ruining their lives. I'm actually surprised any of those slashdot morons could get a date, let alone hitched. And much less to a female.

Please.. (5, Funny)

Doomrat (615771) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854637)

..for the love of all that is holy, - reduce the size of those JPEGs!

Re:Please.. (1)

jeffy124 (453342) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854729)

it's hemos's site. something tells me he wants to feel the /. effect to it's fullest extent possible.

Re:Please.. (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854760)

Damn, Hemos! Ever heard of The Gimp, Photoshop??? Resize that shiznit pronto, Tonto! Oh, and if you could rotate an image or two that might help that crick in my neck. ;)

p.s. Congrats Taco!

/. Wedding Plan:

1. Fall in love
2. ???
3. Wedding!

Re:Please.. (5, Funny)

Doomrat (615771) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854794)

4. Children 5. PROFIT!

Re:Please.. (5, Funny)

BiOFH (267622) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854782)

No shit!
I mean... for fuck's sake this site goes on and on about Ogg compression and blah blah blah barf barf and we get these _huge_ JPEGs of Malda's wedding??? And don't be crying about loss, they're already grainy even at ludicrous size!

What're ya thinkin man! ;)

(but errrr I'm done bitching so 'congrats rob and kathleen!')

bah! (5, Funny)

RobertTaylor (444958) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854638)

would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the cabbie bringing the bride got lost

Cabbie? You tight fisted git!

Re:bah! Troll? (-1, Offtopic)

RobertTaylor (444958) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854732)

Moderators without humour again...

Morons.

Re:bah! (0, Troll)

windex (92715) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854841)

Personally, me and my 14 wedding geusts in Vegas last month took a strech Escelade. Hell yeah.

Oh my, FP (-1, Offtopic)

mverrilli (147811) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854648)

Congrats. :-)

Congrats on the wedding, but... (5, Funny)

little alfalfa (21334) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854649)

White tube socks with a TUX?!?!

Re:Congrats on the wedding, but... (5, Funny)

TheGreenLantern (537864) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854786)

What are you talking about? What other color would socks be?

What else is there to say? (1)

Nevermore-Spoon (610798) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854653)

Congratz Truly

not a vegas wedding ... (5, Funny)

WPIDalamar (122110) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854654)

It's not a vegas wedding without Elvis presiding over the ceremony :)

This is a nerds online wedding gallery? (2)

Arcturax (454188) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854661)

Seriously, wheres the html with thumbnails? Wheres the flash animation? Wheres the cheezy midi music?

But in all seriousness, congradulations CmdrTaco! I'll check out the pictures when the site is no longer slashdotted.

Re:This is a nerds online wedding gallery? (1)

jhawkins (609878) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854807)

OK, here's my two guesses-

The heat went out at BlockStackers, so they had to increase the load on their servers for some heat, or
Someone wants this [slashdot.org] to happen (hopefully not!)

At any rate, congratulations!

Re:This is a nerds online wedding gallery?-Pipes. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854860)

Well I have all of it in my cache, but I noticed that someone switched in some more bandwith while I was download, so it should be safe for everyone to go take a look.

Mirror (3, Insightful)

Cheeko (165493) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854663)

Based on the response to the initial announcement, I'm thinking it might be prudent to mirror the pictures. Anyone get them before the raging hordes incinerate the server?

Great... (5, Funny)

Anne_Nonymous (313852) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854665)

>> the culmination of said event has happened

That was way, way, way more than I needed to know.

Welp (5, Funny)

iomud (241310) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854666)

Well at least we dont have to wonder who's getting first post. ;]

Congratulations! (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854667)

Dear Taco,

Congratulations! We may not always agree with your opinions/story selection/spelling/etc, but none of that is important in the long run. Marriage is one of those things that's truly important, and today we unite to wish you and Kathleen a long and happy life together.

Love,
Slashdot

MOD PARENT UP (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854784)

because it's the right thing to do

Word. (2)

danheskett (178529) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854669)

All I can say is "word".

Rob Malda's Marriage: Huge Liberal Myth (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854671)

Yes

You can do it! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854674)

You can do it all night long!

The Excalibur? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854675)

Geez man, if you'd let us know you were that hard up, we would've chipped in to set you up in the Venetian or Bellagio. Were you pronounced man and wife by one of the knights?

Obligatory poll (5, Funny)

selderrr (523988) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854680)

How long till first kid ?

1 day
1 month
9 months
5 years
never
allready done
kid from who ? KidBoyNeal ?

Better question.... (5, Funny)

thoolie (442789) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854720)

"How long till first kid THAT HE KNOWS ABOUT!"

Come on, can you just imagine all of those little CmdrTacos running around in the sauth pacific that rob probably doesn't even know about?

I tell ya.... ;-)

Re:Better question.... (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854772)

1000110 1010101 1000011 1001011
1011001 1001111 1010101

Happy marrage day! (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854681)

It's a rare event when someone who visits Slashdot gets married!

Live long and be happy!

Redundant, but obligatory.... (1)

whiteranger99x (235024) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854685)

Hey congratulations! :D

I wish you guys the best of luck.

(P.S. Try not to piss her off too often, if ya catch my drift ;)

I SAW ROB! (5, Funny)

thoolie (442789) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854688)

I saw rob on the ol' tech tv, and let me just say, the he is one of the LUCKIEST men on earth to have found a nice woman that WILL like him for his brains (because god knows it isn't for his looks ;~) SO CONGRATS BIG GUY!

Re:I SAW ROB! (5, Funny)

Em Emalb (452530) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854826)

I sAw ROB tOo. Except when I saw hIM, my keyboard didn't PUT random CAPS IN the MSG.

Yeah, I know your's were perfectly ok, but it looked funny, ya know?

Hey Rob...congrats. Why would anyone want to send you email though is beyond me.

I can see it now.
mailto:malda@slashdot.org

Hi Rob, It's Em. I just wanted to congratulate you on your wedding. Oh, you dont remember me? I'm user 452530?? Remember, I once got first post on that article about that thing? Remember? Oh. Well, congrats anyway.

Email? (2)

schlach (228441) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854691)

Congratulations, you crazy kids! Best wishes!

And why would we tell you that anywhere but here? =)

Hmm.. (2)

Loki_1929 (550940) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854692)

Gee, maybe you should have made her walk and used the cab fare to upgrade your web server. ;)

Congratz you two...

Re:Hmm.. (-1)

ClickWir (166927) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854881)

Yea, slashdot has been slow(since the move to west side)... but maybe because Rob has been busy with the wedding plans and shiznit. I'm happy for them and wish them the best!

Tying the SlashKnot (1)

Hot Soup LD (324328) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854694)

Way to go, Taco!

Congratulations!... (5, Funny)

Hard_Code (49548) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854696)

...on all the extra spam you will now be receiving!

damm you taco!! (-1)

greenalbatros (215035) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854697)

she will be mine again. oh yes she will be mine again

money to burn? (3, Offtopic)

RobertTaylor (444958) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854701)

Index of /~hemos/wedding
Parent Directory 10-Dec-2002 02:00 -
darkrobatdinner.jpg 09-Dec-2002 05:04 756k
goonandkissthebride.mpg 09-Dec-2002 01:26 5.2M
kathleendowntheaisle.mpg 09-Dec-2002 01:22 3.0M
meditatingrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:00 1.1M
preweddingcasino.mpg 09-Dec-2002 00:35 5.2M
questionrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:51 892k
robdoeswaynenewton.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:56 1.4M
robinchapel.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:18 863k
robthinkerpose.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:52 887k
robwantsu.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:51 903k
solarizedrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:00 1.3M
solarizerob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:58 1.3M
thoughtfulrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:58 1.3M


With those file sizes /. must be making enough to cover big bandwidth bills! :)

Ever heard of compression or resizing images?!

Re:money to burn? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854733)

Real geeks don't compress or resize images! They have 23" monitors and are proud of it!

Re:money to burn? (2, Interesting)

whiteranger99x (235024) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854736)

Yeah really, i mean if you're gonna have pictures THAT big, at least have some of the BRIDE! :P
LOL ;)

Re:money to burn? (5, Informative)

Hemos (2) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854803)

Not when I was uploading directly from the camera... :)

Congratulations (0, Flamebait)

xintegerx (557455) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854705)

I speak for the masses. Now move along.

Scariest Filename Ever (2)

mosch (204) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854706)

rob does wayne newton [blockstackers.com] .

Re:Scariest Filename Ever (3, Funny)

Nachtfalke (160) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854780)

I thought that would be:
goonandkissthebride.mpg
which I first parsed as
goon and kiss the bride. Dunno why...

Photoshop (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854707)

Where's the photoshop contest going to be held at for these pictures? Fark?

So how does it feel to finally be... (5, Funny)

BinBoy (164798) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854708)

...slashdotted! hehe

Different take (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854719)

How about: Congratulations Kathleen. I'm sure he's a wonderful man. Best wishes for you two in the future.

Oops... (4, Funny)

OldStash (630985) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854721)

I think we broke your wedding album. Sorry... We promise we won't slashdot it the next time this post appears.

And I care, why? (-1, Troll)

Kickstart70 (531316) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854722)

Geez, get a life. Either this is a personal site or not. If it is, don't expect my money.

Kickstart

So what if it is? (2)

RobertB-DC (622190) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854837)

So what if it is a "personal site"? Would you prefer a fully-automated newsbot like Google News [google.com] , perhaps?

One of the reasons I've become hooked on Slashdot is the unpredictably "personal" nature of its editors. It's never knowing what's going to be on the homepage next that keeps me coming back.

I am proud to be a "subscriber"... $5 didn't hurt that much. I may send in another five-spot to help pay for the bandwidth overload this story appears to be generating!

Congratulations to the newlyweds, and keep the pictures [fent.net] coming! (sorry, but someone had to include that link...)

Yay! (5, Funny)

Thakandar2 (260848) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854725)

Congrats to Malda on the happiest day of his life, and my greatest sympathy for Kathleen during this trying time.

Hey, it had to be said, I just posted it first...

How we know Rob Maldas is still a nerd....... (1)

rveno1 (470619) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854726)

He is wearing White socks with his Tuxedo!

Here is the proof
http://spiderling.blockstackers.com/~hemos/wedding /questionrob.jpg

PIcs (1)

r_arr (613036) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854731)

Can't see em been /. :(

What? (2)

chazzf (188092) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854737)

If you want to send postal congrats/bundt cake/fondue pots/yet more place mats, I've included the postal address.

No grits?

Congrats to the both of you,

~Chazzf

Re:What? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854805)

No, the hot grits are for the wedding night.

Hey, some people like to roleplay if you get my meaning. ;)

Well, I'm gonna take a real-life karma hit for that one. :P Anyway, congratulations Hemos, Mrs. Hemos. May the two of you be fruitful and fork()!

Re:What? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854840)

Err, right. Congratulations CmdrTaco, Mrs. CmdrTaco as well.

(*cough* Hemos is married too, right? Oh, bloody hell, there's no way to salvage this one. Damn my refusal to use the preview button! Damn it to hell!)

Who gives a flying fsck? (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854740)

Ok so you got married. Whooptie-do. Don't expect my sympathies. When was the last time the CEO of MSNBC posted his personal news on the front page of his website?

Slashdot isn't as good as it used to be in 1999. I don't understand why 'stories' like this have to take up valuable space and waste everybody's time.

that means... (3, Funny)

gTsiros (205624) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854747)

..there's hope for us!!!
Thank you Rob and god bless you and your family.

Where are the photos of the bride? (5, Insightful)

delfstrom (205488) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854749)

So we get a bunch of shots of Malda striking poses for the camera before the ceremony, but no pictures of the bride at all. There is a handheld shaky video taken as she walks down the aisle, but it's hard to see what she looks like. And in the other video (goonandkissthebride.mpg) we see the back of her head!

Isn't the bride supposed to be the focal point at a wedding? Shouldn't she at least get equal billing?

Come on, show us how beautiful she is!

Re:Where are the photos of the bride? (5, Interesting)

Hemos (2) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854791)

Look at the videos. :)

Re:Where are the photos of the bride? (2)

delfstrom (205488) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854868)

Hemos wrote:

Look at the videos. :)

And I quote myself from the original post:

There is a handheld shaky video taken as she walks down the aisle, but it's hard to see what she looks like. And in the other video (goonandkissthebride.mpg) we see the back of her head!

So, tell me again where I can see a portrait of the bride?

Who's ready to start stalking? (5, Funny)

sam_handelman (519767) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854755)

The first person to drive the beautiful Mrs. Malda to file for a restraining order gets their name in a slashdot story.

Or.... is that how Rob met his better half?

Good Luck (2)

Ektanoor (9949) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854756)

My congratulations to both of them and hope that /. and you will still be here to speak about grandsons and all the interesting things that ocurred since a few students decided to play news for nerds and stuff that matters.

Kathleen? (-1, Flamebait)

grub (11606) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854757)


The goatse.cx guy's [goatse.cx] name is "Kathleen"?

White socks!?! (1)

jeffy124 (453342) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854759)

Malda, from the pictures it looks like you wore white socks! Way to go! Hope it brings the same luck for you as it did my friends and i back in HS!

I think the bachelor's party must have been fun. (4, Interesting)

idiotnot (302133) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854761)

If today's poll [slashdot.org] is any indication, perhaps tbere's some guilt goin' on there, boys?

Hmm?

congratulations Rob and Kathleen! (2)

digitalmuse (147154) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854764)

congratulations! now go off into the wild and fork lots of child_processes... or not if that's not your bag.
Either way, we all wish you joy without end. And I'm sure your buds at blockstackers will forgive you for inviting so many guests to the reception-server and reducing it you a pile of smoking slashdot'ed slag. whoohoo!

finally!! (2)

r0b0t b0y (565885) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854766)

a chance to get back at slashdot editors and give them a taste of their own medicine.

melt malda's server to the ground!

Man... Slashdotted Already (1)

Tha_Big_Guy23 (603419) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854767)

C'mon people.. you've slashdotted the wedding pics.. Good thing Taco's not here, or Karma would be falling through the floor.

What about...? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854768)

Wives? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things!!

In case of Slashdotting... (2)

OrangeSpyderMan (589635) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854771)

Index of /~hemos/wedding Parent Directory 10-Dec-2002 02:00 -
darkrobatdinner.jpg 09-Dec-2002 05:04 756k
goonandkissthebride.mpg 09-Dec-2002 01:26 5.2M
kathleendowntheaisle.mpg 09-Dec-2002 01:22 3.0M
meditatingrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:00 1.1M
preweddingcasino.mpg 09-Dec-2002 00:35 5.2M
questionrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:51 892k
robdoeswaynenewton.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:56 1.4M
robinchapel.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:18 863k
robthinkerpose.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:52 887k
robwantsu.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:51 903k
solarizedrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 01:00 1.3M
solarizerob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:58 1.3M
thoughtfulrob.jpg 09-Dec-2002 00:58 1.3M


:-)

Reminds me of Bloom County (1)

DebianDog (472284) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854774)

I do not know if you guys remember "Opus in Heat" But he wore a tie. Looks the same. ;)

Who is that GIANT guy in the video? He looks like he spends ALL his time in front of a computer.

As far as the taxi being late.... Sure he got lost :)

Good choice of hotel (1)

NexusTw1n (580394) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854775)

I got married at Paris Las Vegas [parkplace.com] last month, it would have been Excalibur if I'd had any say in the matter.

Still, at least Paris has a geek friendly automated monorail system for getting the bride there on time!

Congrats to you both!

cabbie got lost... (2)

bje2 (533276) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854783)

would have been 4 sharp, 'cept the cabbie bringing the bride got lost...

sure, i bet that why Kathleen *said* she was late...

on the next HBO taxicab confessions:
Kathleen: "Can we take the long way to the church, I still need some time to think about this..."

seriously though, congratulations...

oh, right (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854790)

Did they serve hot grits and nathalie portman was the brides maid?

- t

Sad (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854801)

Rob, I have to say that this is the end of your free will. Your life is now dead. Nothing can save it. Your life has become just like BSD.

not gun control, kill the niggaz (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854816)

just kill the niggaz, the lazy animal bastards.

Slashdotted Wedding (3, Funny)

Thakandar2 (260848) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854824)

Argh, the pages have already been slashdotted! So I guess I'll just picture the wedding in my head...

I can see it now :

The modded servers inside the cake explode
The music board for the DJ was converted into a streaming Open Source Real Media media station
Ogg vorbis formatted dance music only, with anime soundtracks providing the selection of music
Jokes about imagining beowulf clusters of Natalie Portman bridesmaids
The guests reading the proceeds into a live IRC stream
And best of all: The wedding vows with spelling or grammatical errors intact...

Got to love the idea of a slashdotted wedding...

Now it makes sense (1)

EricWright (16803) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854833)

I was wondering what happened to the Posted by CmdrTaco
stories, with all the requisite misspellings, this week.

Seriously.. (-1, Troll)

grub (11606) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854842)


Was the goatse.cx guy [goatse.cx] the (sphincter) ring bearer?

You made me cry... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#4854843)

and my coworkers to look stupid at me... :,-)

Pictures and Video eh... (1)

The-Perl-CD-Bookshel (631252) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854847)

And pictures are found online, along with some video.

Oh, not those kind of videos? Well crap...Congrats Anyway!

A Cab? (3, Funny)

tommck (69750) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854852)

Hey... way to go all out for your new bride! Geez. I think my wife would have said "no" if she had to take a cab to the wedding!

T

And the gift from the community (1)

beefstu01 (520880) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854856)

A great big slashdotting of your site! Congrats, may you have many good years together

Coming soon to Slashdot (5, Funny)

TheGreenLantern (537864) | more than 11 years ago | (#4854883)

A list of upcoming features:

- Coordinated color schemes, heavy on earth tones and pastels. White is out as a background color this season, and those BSD colors have got to go.
- New moderation options: +1 Sweet, +1 Thoughtful, +1 Caring, and -1 You Don't Smile Like That To Me Anymore.
- A new built-in calendaring system with an auto-reminder app, featuring reminders for Valentines Day, Our First Date, and That Time You Said I Love You For No Reason.
- Moderation will now include an "Express Your Feelings" textbox, where the moderator must explain and justify their moderation in 250 or more words before they are counted. All Moderations will still be subject to Meta-Moderation, which will itself include a "We Need to Talk" textbox for similar purpose.
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