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Superbowl XXXVII

michael posted more than 11 years ago | from the game-time dept.

United States 927

So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now. The dot-com ads should be pretty much absent this year, but perhaps there will be something more interesting than ads for recycled movies. Maybe even the game will be worth watching. :) Update: 01/27 17:02 GMT by T : Chardish writes "If you didn't catch the trailer for The Matrix: Reloaded on the Superbowl last night, it's now available for download."

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Actually (0, Offtopic)

techathead (201626) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164142)

I am configuring a few linux web servers. Ah the goodness of apt.

Re:Actually (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164244)

windows 2000 is so much better than linux.. automatic updates work like apt except i dont have to type anything, AND it downloads them for me

Re:Actually (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164278)

perhaps you use win2k because you're a fucking moron and have never heard of cron or touched a shell script.

First post! (1, Funny)

Anonvmous Coward (589068) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164144)

Cos I hate football! (thus I'm not busy watching the game)

Re:First post! (1)

Anonvmous Coward (589068) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164210)

"Cos I hate football! (thus I'm not busy watching the game)"

Well, I can see how that came off as a troll. I didn't mean it that way, I was trying to make a crack about the lack of a first post.

Sorry dudes. I guess I blew it when it wasn't funny!

Re:First post! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164299)

hah, I didn't even see your name when I modded you troll. I usually like your posts (despite the fact that we've had an argument once :). Well, it's demodded now, but I don't suppose it will last long.

btw: football sucks

First Post? (0, Redundant)

xombo (628858) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164146)

I just saw a commercial that stated two new matrix movies are coming, the matrix reloaded (in may, duh) but to my suprise, the matrix revolution will be in November? I never heard of it, and I don't even like football, but I have it on the superball just so I'm not considered a terrorist.

Real-Time... (3, Informative)

Orne (144925) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164150)

ObDup [slashdot.org]

Matrix Revisited just played on TV. I assume it will be appearing here [warnerbros.com] soon...

Re:Real-Time... (1)

Orne (144925) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164170)

Oh, and info on the Incredible Hulk movie (who's preview also just aired) can be found here [hulkmovie.com].

Not to be a troll here but... (5, Insightful)

aerojad (594561) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164153)

...since when does watching the Super Bowl count as a patriotic activity? I thought it was just a game, a football game. I didn't hear Bush tell me to watch the game, I didn't see the U.N. pass a resolution, and I didn't hear an "Axis of Evil" tag attached to it.

Tone down the crazyness, things that have been a part of American culture do not necessarily mean they are thru-and-thru patriotic.

...just a game, folks.

Re:Not to be a troll here but... (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164177)

If you're watching super bowl alone, you're watching super bowl with Hitler! Or Saddam. Or bin Laden! Or perhaps Saddam again.
What are you, a terrorist? :-)

It's very simple! (4, Insightful)

vlad_petric (94134) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164276)

By watching superbowl you automatically get tons of commercials down your throat, thus contributing to the well-being of the economy.

If you don't believe me, check how much 10 seconds of superbowl publicity cost.

Re:Not to be a troll here but... (5, Funny)

PsychoSlashDot (207849) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164286)

You're right; football-watching isn't particularly patriotic. On the other hand, insulting anyone who likes soccer (ie. the rest of the world)is.

No. (2, Flamebait)

Dark Lord Seth (584963) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164155)

Patriotic Americans are hopefully in the Gulf region, getting ready to fight for what they believe in and hopefully die there as well, leaving America up to run by less violent, more rational Americans who aren't so keen on playing "world cop" by bombing third world countries and overthrowing various democratic goverments.

This counts for you couch-patriots as well.

Needed to vent for a bit, the phrase "patriotic Americans" equals "nazi Germans" to me and allot of other people I know. The people aren't wrong, the idea is.

Re:No. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164176)

"hopefully die there as well" gets modded up as Interesting? Say what you want about how dumb military action is, but don't wish death upon soldiers.

Re:No. (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164179)

If this isn't a troll, I don't know what is. Moderate accordingly.

Re:No. (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164209)

Remember kids, Osama Bi^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSaddam Hussein doesn't watch the superbowl.

Unless you want to be like Osa^H^H^HSaddam, you better watch the Superbowl. Especially the ads, since otherwise you're stealing.

Re:No. (1)

Peaker (72084) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164240)

Superbowl -> Anti-war rant...

Nice trolling.

I'll bite: These Americans may have every reason to believe that waging war is necessary here.. Sometimes war is the rational choice (See the loss of Chechoslovakia pre-WW II).

Re:No. (1)

BrookHarty (9119) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164297)

Dont forget all the Drugs = Terrorism commercials they have on. I'm sure some people even believe it.

Re:No. (1)

jomagam (512625) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164242)

Puhlase. The US is imperialistic at worst. Comparing it to Nazi Germany shows that you neither have the faintest clue about history nor have any respect who suffered a lot from the Nazis.

Re:No. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164252)

Wow, you want Americans to die??

Who's the violent one here?

Move to Canada or France or Germany, please.

foozball (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164156)

remember when that man tried to get you to play
foozball? .. buncha gorillas manhandling each
other ..

wtf .. i hope all of you have a happy happy day

TOKYO SUCKERPUNCH (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164157)

Fucking Tampa Bay! I not only hope they lose, I hope they get the shits in time for the plane ride home.

i'm rooting for the team with the highest score (4, Funny)

jdkane (588293) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164160)

Since there's nothing much to discuss right now, who wants to be the first to place a bet?

Re:i'm rooting for the team with the highest score (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164183)

I'm betting on the cheerleaders.

The Matrix (0)

TheDormouse (614641) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164161)

The last time I remember 2 movie sequels within one year was Back to the Future II, and III.

I'll try to keep myself from prejudgement....

Who gives a damn (1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164163)

just a bunch of low lives running after a stupid "egg shaped" object.
How is that thing classified as a ball? When its not round?

the whole idea behind the game is just lame.

could care less who wins or loses.

Thank God... (2, Funny)

Vargasan (610063) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164165)

"So, if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now."

Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

Is all that really necessary?

Re:Thank God... (1)

HillBilly (120575) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164249)

speaking of time, how can a one hour game take three hours. This game would be much better if it was more free flowing like other football codes around the world.

Re:Thank God... (5, Funny)

BrookHarty (9119) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164254)

Thank God, I'm not an American. I don't know anyone willing to sit through 4 hours of "Pre-Game", 3 hours of the game, then another 2 hours of "Post-Game Wrap-up".

2 hours of "Making of Lord of the Rings", then 3 hours "Lord of the Rings" followed by an hour of "Behind the Scenes of LOTR" on cable.

Different strokes for different folks.

Re:Thank God... (1)

dillon_rinker (17944) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164264)

Re-read that sentence you quoted. Note that (a) the writer is posting a story on /. (b) the reader is reading the story. I think the sentence has to be typed because it'd be hard to say it when the tongue is planted so firmly in the cheek.

IN ROMAN EMPIRE (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164166)

the roman numericals are even more patriotic!

Forgive the obvious question... (5, Insightful)

Faust7 (314817) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164168)

But what in the world is this doing on Slashdot? This is "News for Nerds," folks. I see more than enough Super Bowl coverage on CNN, MSNBC, and all the other commercial news sites.

newsflash (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164180)

Newsflash: Slashdot is a commercial site.

It's run by VA Software corporation for profit.

Sure using a dotorg for a commercial site is low down and dirty and poor behavior but hey that kind of stuff never stopped money grubbing corporations in the past so...

oh well.

Re:newsflash (1)

Faust7 (314817) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164199)

Newsflash: Slashdot is a commercial site.

It's run by VA Software corporation for profit.


That is perhaps the greatest irony of all... ;)

Re:Forgive the obvious question... (1)

Guppy06 (410832) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164232)

Yes, but where else can you find such bad jokes as "If those are the Raiders, which one is Paul Revere?"

Kickers just keep getting harder to find...

Re:Forgive the obvious question... (2, Informative)

BrookHarty (9119) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164271)

But what in the world is this doing on Slashdot? This is "News for Nerds," folks. I see more than enough Super Bowl coverage on CNN, MSNBC, and all the other commercial news sites.

In the last few years, we always talked about the .com commercials on slashdot. Even followed up by links with Commericals for download. You dont get that on CNN.

BTW, Only .com I see was monster.com, fedex isnt really a .com.

hmmm... (1, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164173)

I believe I would need to own a "tele-vision" in order to watch this "super bowl", yes? Or can I get it on a web page?

Ahh, well, being a loser like me has its advantages: you don't feel compelled to watch sweaty black men feel each other's asses trying to get their hands on a funny little ball.

On the other other hand, we don't get a lot of pussy. So there's a trade-off here...

So far, it's the same old stuff (2, Insightful)

horse (70241) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164174)

Commercials featuring scantily-clad women and lots of violence. That's America...

Keep you doped with religion, and sex, and TV
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
- John Lennon

Re:So far, it's the same old stuff (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164248)

"An extraterrestrial being, newly arrived on Earth - scrutinizing what we mainly present to our children in television, radio, movies, newspapers, magazines, the comics, and many books - might easily conclude that we are intent on teaching them murder, rape, cruelty, superstition, credulity and consumerism."
-- Carl Sagan

Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164178)

Agent crushing the car? Dear lord, summer will not come soon enough..

Re:Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! (2, Funny)

Vexler (127353) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164212)

I am waiting to see Agent Smith and Neo break out into a twenty-five-on-one, Shaolin-style gang fight.

Re:Did that Matrix trailer 0wn of what?!?! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164259)

Actually it's 100 (Agent Smiths) to one (Neo), at least according to the Newsweek article.

Learn to play a real game! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164184)

With all those helmets and padding how can there be a good fight break out near half-time.

I tried to watch NFL once and it was too painful. There was a bloody ad break every minute.

Then there is the stuff like killing the time. In other sports you'd be sent off for time-wasting and the crowd would throw stuff at ya.

Bah.

Way to go guys (0, Offtopic)

GrimSean (545405) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164186)

This is turning into another one of those days where everything gets repeated [slashdot.org] right?

Seriously though, I just saw the Matrix: Reloaded and Matrix: Revolution preview, and I can't wait for the Hulk and the X-Men 2 that we all know are coming.

I would watch, but (1)

khold (164649) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164188)

I really need to be reading a bunch of stuff for a college class, no time for the Superbowl.

'real' football. (1)

missing000 (602285) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164193)

Yes, I have the game on.
However, it's just background noise. The gf and I are currently sitting on the couch and studying conversational Brazilian Portuguese.

It will be so nice to live in a country that plays real football.

Tchau.

Re:'real' football. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164213)

You mean the kind of football some people, for some reason call 'soccer'?

in Soviet Russia... (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164194)

superbowls watch patriots!

Super Bowl... (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164195)

...according to Pacino:
Super Bowl! Superior Bowl! Suuuuuperfluous Bowl! Whoo-Hah!

Recycled? Oh well! (1)

godblessthenet (536397) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164197)

As usual, I'm just watching for the commercials. I must say, they haven't been very good so far, with one exception: The Matrix teaser. Recycled or not, I almost crapped my pants when I saw it. Just because a movie is a sequel doesn't mean it will suck. And even if the movie DOES suck, the trailer was still really cool.

/. Superpoll XXXVII (1)

Joey Patterson (547891) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164198)

Q: Who do you think will win Superbowl XXXVII?
  • Oakland Raiders
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • CowboyNeal, the great American couch patriot

Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions - Incredible (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164200)

That trailer was the most incredible anticipation stirring piece of television I've ever seen. Wowzers..

Superwhatnow? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164202)

Seriously, you really need rugby over there... and less commercials. I hear more about the Superbowl commercials than I do about the sport - do I blame Steve Jobs for that?

god please no. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164225)

Instead of a game of two halves, it will turn into a game of eighths. Ek.

Superbowl Sunday... Great (0, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164203)

Another Superbowl... great. Has anybody else heard that more American women are beaten by their husbands and boyfriends on Superbowl Sunday than any other day of the year?

Just think. The NFL's refusal to switch to a series format for the final like the NHL, NBA and MLB leads to domestic abuse. I wonder if the NFL's commissioner's wife was smacked around today...

I'm a good, patriotic American (1)

xagon7 (530399) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164204)

..and I ain't watching, thats the beauty of being an American ;)

Commercials online? (1)

Faizdog (243703) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164205)

Anyone know of a website where the commercials will be? It's really the only part of the Superbowl I'm interested in.

Ozzie (5, Funny)

GrimSean (545405) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164206)

I've been told that Ozze is going to be in a commercial for Diet Pepsi.

All I can say is F*** that.

Any Cool Superbowl Tech? (1)

mistermund (605799) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164207)

Doesn't seem to be anything too high tech in this year's Superbowl, unlike the Video Insertion System [superbowl-ads.com] 2 [pvi-inc.com] or the spiffy replay rotation thingy EyeVision [nytimes.com] 2 [howstuffworks.com] we've had in previous years.

Patriotic Americans? (1)

kodamalord (627679) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164239)

There will be plenty of beer drinking, gun toting, ass scratching americans watching the game. I am an american and I am not proud of it in the slightest. I will not accept it by going near this stupid tradition. Especially living just soulth of Oakland (S.F.). God Damn Raiders fans are bastards.

The Super Bowl (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164211)

is gay

new Matrix Reloaded trailer online (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164216)

They posted the new Matrix Reloaded trailer a couple of minutes ago.
http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/

Micheal (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164218)

I just have one comment for this retarding story (btw.. how many people die cause your pariotic?)

FUCK YOU.

Re:Micheal (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164277)

lol, ever heard of the word 'sarcasm' before angry fellow Anonymous Coward?

/. tsk tsk tsk (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164221)

this is neither news for nerds nor stuff that matters

Superbowl what? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164222)

I was too busy watching the Man. Utd vs. Westham
-football- game.

Huh? (2, Funny)

SecretAsianMan (45389) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164231)

if you're a good, patriotic American, you're certainly watching the Superbowl right about now

The what? (you insensitive clod)

The StupidBowl? (1)

Eggplant62 (120514) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164235)

Nah, I'm avoiding that. I'd sooner watch flies fornicate.

Football is just grown men playing a boys game. Nothing better than grabass over an oblate sphere.

One good thing: I've caught up on my USENET reading and some much missed sleep this weekend.

Patriotic duty (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164236)

I'm recording the Superbowl so I can go back later and watch the commercials.

I'm currently doing my patriotic duty by studying and educating myself.

I'll admit it's a little boring - it's not like you have cheerleaders urging you on while you piece together a writing assignment.

IN OTHER NEWS... (-1)

Obersturmbannfuehrer (642133) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164246)

...the americans are a pathetic nation of morons which like to watch bombings of third-world countries on tv and spend quality time in an obscure place called "disneyland". remember: if you're not watching the superbowl, you're hanging out with saddam!

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK LINUX NERDS (-1, Troll)

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Re:SUCK MY FUCKING COCK LINUX NERDS (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164284)

You misspelled "ASDF". Preview next time.

Why watch the superbowl...;... (1)

MrByte420 (554317) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164263)

When instead you can be at work doing tech support for non-football lovers...don't seem to be many of those tonite as its pretty damn quiet in here.

Re:Why watch the superbowl...;... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164288)

Unless of course, you are in tech Support for
a Sports Media company, then it's only sort of
quiet, punctuated by bursts of stressed-out users.

It would have been a nice quiet day otherwise.

**sigh**

Not to mention the pummelings (1)

jareth780 (176411) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164265)

My K-12 experience was dampened considerably by the teasings of jocks. Y'know, calling me a nerd and a dork, etc? So I hate sports now, and everything it stands for.

The top of the screen says "News for Nerds", but all I see is "News for The Masses"

Why Football (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164268)

I thank God each day that I live north of the border and I don't have to put up with patriotic Americans on superbowl Sunday. Why do they call it football anyway. Whatever I'll just chalk it up to the broken American version of English.

Now Hockey there's a sport!

Coverage outside of the US (2, Interesting)

Rob Kaper (5960) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164269)

Watching it in the Netherlands and it looks like the commercials here (at least the once so far, half-time might be different although I doubt we'll get the American ads) are the worst ever. People explicitely put effort into making them look like cheap Powerpoint presentations.

Game itself is not so exciting yet, had more fun during the World Series.

and the point is? (1)

bonovoxpsu (570513) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164270)

so how does watching the super bowl make me a "good american"? and why make some little snide remark like that? is there any point?

and for our european friends who think that advertising and all the pomp is just ridiculous in american football, for christ's sake, the advertising on soccer (read: european football) is just as bad! christ, their uniforms are walking billboards!

i just fail to see the point of this post. to rip on an american sport, just because you maybe don't like it? or rip on the state of the american pshyche(sp)?

and now i've been turned into a troll...

.com commercials (1)

n1ywb (555767) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164273)

Apperantly monster.com is doing okay (or is gambling on spending $$$ on advertising), since we were just graced with their superbowl commercial.

Fuckin' A (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164275)

Take a step back. That's right, away from the monitor.

Turn off the computer. Now.

No, I don't care if you're in Windows or Lunix or fucking Mac-Os. I'm guessing it's Lunix, since you're posting to slash-DOT right now.

Turn on the TV.

  • And watch the fucking Superbowl!
    • Someday you will realize that there is more to life than SLASHDOT.
    • Take it from me: the lone cool guy on a site full of freaks and pathetic dorks.
In the meantime, visit the Gap [gap.com] and buy some fashionable [olsentwins.com] clothes. Seriously, man. Your
  • thai
  • die
is starting to stink, to say nothing of your
  • FUCKING
    • BIRKENSTOCKS!
It might even help you get a girlfriend. You know. The things that walk around with breasts. They're kinda like interactive porn.

Nope. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#5164287)

Saw an ad for Monster.com. Does that count as a .com ad?

lla uoy kcuf (-1, Troll)

Ricky M. Waite (544756) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164290)

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Well, chalk up another un-american point for me. (2, Interesting)

frob2600 (309047) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164292)

I realized a long time ago that Americans are expected to watch the superbowl just as much as we expect Mexicans to eat beans. Not being offensive or anything here but this is the sterotype. I hate football even though I possess a y chromosome. It may be because I am short or it may be because the game is just stupid. But that is besides the point... because I don't want to watch the game I am not a true American Male. I must be either gay or a terrorist (I am neither).

This is one year that I don't mind being unpatriotic. When we start associating patriotism with supporting war -- count me out. But this is not the only reason I don't care about how people think of guys who don't watch sports. The main reason is that I have better things to do with my life than worry about what other people think. Besides that, it would be more painful to watch the freaking game than to deal with explaining why I don't watch it. And lastly... the type of people I would watch it with don't really make-up the type of people I like to hang out with.

Three hours talking trash with trailer-trash; no thanks.

My predictions for the superbowl: (3, Funny)

Gyorg_Lavode (520114) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164294)

Advertisements win. Buccaneers, Raiders, and John Madden's public image lose.

Right now I think it's a tie between FedEx and the matrix trailer, but who knows what will happen. It's wide open.

And why oh why can't they just get John Madden stuffed. No one wants to hear what he has to sais. It's his face and his fat ass that he gets paid for.

I'm not patriotic (1)

DeathPenguin (449875) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164295)

I didn't watch the superbowl :(

And I run viral software.

Why the hell is the season in the fall and winter? I would think that an outdoor sport would be best played during the late spring through early fall.

bleh (1)

Ty (15982) | more than 11 years ago | (#5164298)

Since when is the great game of football of any interest to us computer fags? Last I checked that doesn't fit into the grand social picture of American culture...

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