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.org Registry Offline - Not

Hemos posted more than 10 years ago | from the bit-an-oops dept.

The Internet 224

einer writes "According to the The Register, the registry containing all of the .org tld information has fallen off the planet. The article is light on details, and doesn't list any potential consequences. " It looks like it's the server that maintains the records for who owns what .org domain - and a big "I Told You So" for Verisign. And of course, now it seems to be working just fine. Good work, PIR.

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fyp (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5990995)

trhis is the Fork You Poist....

So what. (5, Funny)

Prince_Ali (614163) | more than 10 years ago | (#5990999)

I make it a point to never visit any .org sites at all. Vile things, they are. I haven't visited a single .org website in over 2 years.

Re:So what. (4, Funny)

CustomFort (643959) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991019)

*Cough* Slashdot.org *cough*

Re:So what. (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991034)

ROFLMAO!

Good catch!

Re:So what. (1, Funny)

CProgrammer98 (240351) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991050)

*cough* *cough* humour *cough* *cough*

Re:So what. (5, Funny)

borgdows (599861) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991118)

*cough* *cough* I have SARS! *cough* *cough*

Re:So what. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991151)

C|N>K! :-P

I have no idea why you got modded down...that was funny!

Easy explanation (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991219)

Slashdot moderators don't like original humor.

He should've made a 'joke' about slashdotting or bluescreens. That's a sure +5.

.org registry (3, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991003)


Because you never know where to find a good orgy....

whois still working (5, Informative)

drwtsn32 (674346) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991004)

I just did a whois query on my org domain. It works fine.

Re:whois still working (-1, Offtopic)

PaulK (85154) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991031)

The server contains TLD information, as in who owns each domain name. It has nothing to do with root server entries.

Re:whois still working (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991132)

Um... Yeah.
He said he used whois, which told him who owns his domain name. He performed the proper test, so why are you talking about root servers?

Re:whois still working (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991244)

I knew someone who did a whois query once. He died.

Re:whois still working (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991255)

Shakespeare ate a carrot once.
He died.

Re:whois still working (as well as DNS) (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991316)

And how is that relevant either way? Whois is completely independent of DNS service. If you have access to a 'unix' system, you may have the 'dig' command. Dig actually does DNS lookups directly. When I first saw this article, I did some digs and as far as I can see .ORG is working just fine...

oh no! (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991008)

now I can't lookup slashdot.org anymore.

Bigger problem than you think! (5, Funny)

japhar81 (640163) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991064)

> now I can't lookup slashdot.org anymore.

Which isn't that big a deal, till you realize that the alternative to /. is doing real work...

Oh the humanity!

Re:Bigger problem than you think! (1)

golan (570588) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991154)

> Which isn't that big a deal, till you realize that the alternative to /. is doing real work...

Do you mean ./ [dotslash.org]?

Uh oh... (4, Funny)

fredrikj (629833) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991011)

...in a few hours, slashdot.org will redirect to microsoft.com or riaa.com...

I'm gonna... (0)

Alpha-net (614237) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991033)

...Plant a Flag right here and Claim Slashdot as Mine! All Mine! No one can stop me cause I claimed it first! ;-]

Show Me The Money! (2, Interesting)

SEWilco (27983) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991152)

Nope, you didn't claim it. It's not registered, so I got Slashdot.Org!

Seriously... Are registry services going to see fallout due to having to reverse and refund erroneous .org registrations that their servers processed during the outage? This might also depend upon whether their scripts depend upon the PIR servers, and whether the scripts distinguish between "error" and "domain not registered" conditions.

does it matter? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991012)

as far as i understand, pretty much every ISP has their own dns tables anyway, so does this really matter? i guess it does if it stays this way for few days, but i would guess its just a temporary problem

or, should i start writting down the /. IP?

Re:does it matter? (3, Informative)

REBloomfield (550182) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991189)

no, you're confusing the DNS record with who actually owns it, the registrant information. DNS should still work for a good while...

Re:does it matter? (1)

zdislaw (664912) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991277)

DNS is one thing. The records of who owns them is different. If that were to die irretrievably, there would be no way of knowing who owned what, and who could re-register it.

Huh?? (2, Insightful)

muyuubyou (621373) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991014)

And I thought the blender.org era was a good thing... Things like this support the corporate credibility in the IT ages. *sigh*

Yay for redundant root nameservers! (1)

CoolVibe (11466) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991018)

Since I own several .org domains, this concerns me. Good that it's all still working.

One thing puzzles me though, isn't ISOC managing .org nowadays? Or are they still going to? At any rate, I think ISOC will do a better job than Verisign will ever do anyday.

Re:Yay for redundant root nameservers! (1)

segfault7375 (135849) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991058)

From the article:

PIR took over the domain on New Year's Day this year after VeriSign was forced to hand over the not-for-profit registry to encourage competition.

Verisign? (-1, Redundant)

JeffSh (71237) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991024)

I don't think Verisign runs the .org TLD anymore, does it? ....

Re:Verisign? (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991048)

RTFA!

Re:Verisign? (0, Redundant)

JeffSh (71237) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991256)

i didn't need to read the article since i know that the .org TLD is not run by verisign anymore, and the news poster said "i told you so, verisign" when verisign has nothing to do with the .org tld anymore.

think before you flame

Re:Verisign? (1)

Neophytus (642863) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991282)

I don't think Verisign runs the .org TLD anymore, does it? ....

Why was this modded down? Its true. Perhaps the oppertunity to flame verisign was too tempting.

Re:Verisign? (1)

jojoeskimo (674355) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991300)

Verisign has a history of being difficult to deal with, naturally people like to flame them when they can. This is all just probably some sort of communications problem somewhere. Someplace someone used a 1 where it should have been a 0 or something. It'll be ironed out before the afternoon is over.

.org reviews (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991027)

New Matrix movie sucks.

whois slashdot.org (4, Informative)

samhalliday (653858) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991029)

whois slashdot.org

Found referral to whois.opensrs.net.

Registrant:

VA Software Corporation (OSDN)

47071 Bayside Parkway

Fremont, CA 94538

US

Domain name: SLASHDOT.ORG

i guess it will take a while for this to filter down the servers... how long does anyone guess it will be before we cant whois .org; and will this affect DNS??? that coudl be a REAL disaster!

hard code this into your hosts file (2, Informative)

anticypher (48312) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991094)

66.35.250.150 slashdot.org
198.186.202.135 NS1.VASOFTWARE.COM
198.186.202.136 NS2.VASOFTWARE.COM
66.35.250.12 NS3.VASOFTWARE.COM

Then your life can continue as normal, despite verisign's fuckup.

the AC

Re:hard code this into your hosts file (1)

samhalliday (653858) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991123)

if you want to use NS1.VASOFTWARE.COM as a nameserver, should you not enter this as

nameserver 198.186.202.135

in /etc/resolv.conf?? and it wasnt verisign's fuckup anyway.. if you read the article you would have seen it was PIR's fault. in fact; they didnt even notice the servers had fallen... verisign gave up the control on new years day.

Re:hard code this into your hosts file (2, Insightful)

Lazaru5 (28995) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991231)

If you were going to use it as your nameserver then yes, you would. But that's not what the parent was saying.

As it happens, you shouldn't be doing this at all. It's unecessary traffic. Your DNS server should always be close. In fact some authoritative name servers don't even do recursive lookups to prevent the sort of (ab)use that you suggested.

But it's moot really. This doesn't affect DNS.

People: If this is an issue at all (I see nothing wrong anywhere [maybe PIR got them back up?] and I don't exactly trust The Register's clue level anyway) then the only issue is WHOIS related. There's no problem with any root servers, thus this isn't a DNS problem.

Re:hard code this into your hosts file (1)

segfault7375 (135849) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991126)


Then your life can continue as normal, despite verisign's fuckup.

Verisign doesn't control .org anymore. It was handed over to Public Interest Registry on Jan 1, 2003, as stated in the article.

.cx (5, Funny)

Arc04 (601196) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991038)

Just be thankful all .cx domains are still available.

I don't know if I could make it through the day without a trip to a certain site. :P

Re:.cx (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991100)

what? You mean www.goatse.cx ?!?!!?!?! OMFGROFLOLBBQ

Re:.cx (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991176)

no, he means all those OTHER .cx sites we visit every day, like www.notagapinganus.cx. Dumbass.

Re:.cx (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991248)

OMFGROFLOLBBQ

OMFG=Oh my fucking god,
ROFL=rolling on the floor laughing,
OLBBQ=outside lighting a barbecue?

I must be getting old, all these acronyms are getting too much for me.

Re:.cx (1)

palfrey (198640) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991313)

Most of them anyways... my personal "must visit daily" .cx site has now gotta be torrentse.cx, which appears to have been hacked. Arseness... and after I'd donated and everything....

Works for me (-1, Redundant)

vrt3 (62368) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991039)

$ whois slashdot.org

Found referral to whois.opensrs.net.

Registrant:
VA Software Corporation (OSDN)
47071 Bayside Parkway
Fremont, CA 94538
US

Domain name: SLASHDOT.ORG

Administrative Contact:
Administration, DNS dns-admin@osdn.com
47071 Bayside Parkway
Fremont, CA 94538
US
(510)687-7000 Fax: (510)226-8833

Technical Contact:
Technical, DNS dns-tech@osdn.com
47071 Bayside Parkway
Fremont, CA 94538
US
(510)687-7000 Fax: (510)226-8833

etc. etc.
<br>

Update your whois client. (5, Informative)

jrwilk01 (88081) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991040)

Responsible servers changed, all is well. Nothing to see here. Move along.

jrw@gerontius:~$ whois slashdot.org
NOTICE: Access to .ORG WHOIS information is provided to assist persons in
determining the contents of a domain name registration record in the PIR
registry database. The data in this record is provided by Public Interest Registry
for informational purposes only, and PIR does not guarantee its
accuracy. This service is intended only for query-based access. You agree
that you will use this data only for lawful purposes and that, under no
circumstances will you use this data to: (a) allow, enable, or otherwise
support the transmission by e-mail, telephone, or facsimile of mass
unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations to entities other than
the data recipient's own existing customers; or (b) enable high volume,
automated, electronic processes that send queries or data to the systems of
Registry Operator or any ICANN-Accredited Registrar, except as reasonably
necessary to register domain names or modify existing registrations. All
rights reserved. PIR reserves the right to modify these terms at any
time. By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy.

Domain ID:D2289308-LROR
Domain Name:SLASHDOT.ORG
Created On:05-Oct-1997 04:00:00 UTC
Last Updated On:15-Jan-2003 01:48:23 UTC
Expiration Date:04-Oct-2005 04:00:00 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:R11-LROR
Status:OK
Registrant ID:11-C
Registrant Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Registrant Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Registrant Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Registrant City:N/A
Registrant Postal Code:N/A
Registrant Country:CA
Registrant Email:not@available.org
Admin ID:11-C
Admin Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Admin Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Admin Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Admin City:N/A
Admin Postal Code:N/A
Admin Country:CA
Admin Email:not@available.org
Billing ID:11-C
Billing Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Billing Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Billing Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Billing City:N/A
Billing Postal Code:N/A
Billing Country:CA
Billing Email:not@available.org
Tech ID:11-C
Tech Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Tech Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Tech Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Tech City:N/A
Tech Postal Code:N/A
Tech Country:CA
Tech Email:not@available.org
Name Server:NS1.VASOFTWARE.COM
Name Server:NS2.VASOFTWARE.COM
Name Server:NS3.VASOFTWARE.COM

The Adventures of Jennifer Lopez (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991042)

Another tiring live performance. These performances always took a lot out of Jennifer Lopez. Dancing and running across the stage for this amount of time was always exhausting.

But besides being exhausting these dynamic performances sometimes also had another effect on Jennifer. Because she moves so much and so fast on stage for such a long period of time, sometimes the latina's "pipes" would loosen up to the point where she needs a half hour of "retreatment" into the ladies' room to relieve herself. So as soon as she got off stage, she went straight for the girly potty room. She went inside, the usual sweet scent of a ladies' room penetrated her nostrils. She went into a stall, closed the door, lifted her miniskirt and lowered her panties. The wetness of the panties she had grown accustomed to. The movements were causing the crack of her ass to sweat and after two hours of dancing, the panties were lodged completely into her brown crack, soaking up all of the sweat present. Jennifer sat down, and allowed her insides to do most of the work. But for some reason this time it didn't go too well. Where usually the bowel movement was quick and smooth. This time it was like it struggled against being forced out. So Jennifer applied some pressure on her lower body, but it wouldn't help.

"This is going to be a long one," she said to herself, after which she heard the door to the ladies' room open. A woman, probably one of the dancers, went into the stall next to Jennifer's. The sultry singer and actress heard the woman sliding down her panties, snapping the elastic band. As Jennifer struggled to push the content of her guts toward her backdoor, she couldn't ignore the sounds being made in the stall next to hers.

The lady was moaning, the crackling of a turd sliding out was loud enough to be heard, and Jennifer couldn't deny a smile as she heard a fart thundering in the hollow sounding ladies' room.

"Whoa, that sounded like a real birth," Jennifer said casually to the mysterious lady in the next stall.

"Like you wouldn't believe," a womanly voice answered. "I've been holding this up for over half an hour."

Jennifer knew the voice. It belonged to Natasha, a stunningly beautiful black dancer, recently added to the group.

"Yeah, I can sympathize. I've been holding up myself. For over an hour."

"So you must be relieved to get rid of it then, huh?"

"I wish. For some reason it just won't go as easily as it should."

Jennifer heard the girl wipe her privates, pull up her panties and flush the toilet. Then she spoke again.

"You know, this might sound odd. But I have a successful method on how to make it go more smoothly, if you're interested off course."

"Well, I don't want to spend my entire day in here. So if it helps, I'd be happy to know what that method is," Jennifer said honestly.

"Okay. But in order for me to help, you'll have to let me in there."

Jennifer unlocked the stall, and saw Natasha entering. Once again Jennifer was in awe of the beauty of the girl. Her chocolate skin was shiny from the sweat of the performance. And her face resembled that of Brandy Norwood, the R&B singer. Wide eyes and a wide smile.

"Can I...you know...take a look to see if I can see the problem?" the girl asked in a light innocent voice.

Jennifer felt somewhat awkward. Although she was a closet bi-sexual. And had been in this position with several guys and some girls, she still felt a bit weird. But the girl wanted to help her out with her problem, so Jennifer leaned back against the wall, lifted her legs, and placed her feet on either side of the girl against the door of the stall. Natasha made no hesitations in dropping to her knees and staring at Jennifer crotch area. Without Jennifer noticing or realizing, the girl took pleasure in looking at Jennifer's great looking pussy. Shaven at the sides so no hair would be visible in bathing suits, but hairy on top and on the lips, lips that were long and thin. Looking further down her breathing went faster as she looked straight at Jennifer's asshole. A dark, wrinkled pucker that was pouting outward.

"This may sound a bit strange, and if you don't want to answer you don't have to, but...do you ever put your finger in your anus, for instance when you masturbate?" the girl asked while never taking her eyes off of Jen's asshole.

"What? No! No...I mean, I've never thought about doing that. Why do you ask?"

"Well, because my experience is that if you regularly finger your anus, you will experience far less constipation. You see, by fingering your...ass, your muscles learn to relax when pressure is applied. And it loosens up easier."

"I never knew that. So what your saying is that...if I finger my asshole, I should have no problem relieving myself?"

"That's right. That's why porn actresses have enemas before doing anal. So that it doesn't become a mess after the guy pounds her hole so long."

"I don't know. I've never done this. I don't know what to expect."

"You know it's actually quite nice, once you get used to it. If you like, I could try."

Jennifer thought about it and started smiling. "I would like that."

"Okay, first I wet my middle finger in my mouth like this"....... "Then I lubricate the outside of your anus with my saliva to make it slippery".... Natasha rubs the tip of her middle finger all over Jennifer's asshole, which contracts and relaxes under the black girl's touch.

"Then I enter." Natasha now slides her finger all the way into Jennifer's ass to the knuckle. Jennifer closed her eyes and couldn't suppress a moan, she just couldn't. Natasha noticed and knew she gained the desired effect as she started sliding her finger in and out with increasing speed. At one point there were even faint sounds of sloppiness as Natasha was really frigging Jennifer butt. "UUUHMM...that feels good," Jennifer moaned. "Please keep doing that."

"I intend to," Natasha said with a husky tone in her voice. "As a matter of fact, I think you're ready for a little something extra." The ebony girl slid her finger out of Jennifer hole, took a whiff of it, obviously liking the smell, and stuck the digit, along with her index finger into her mouth. After wetting the fingers with lots of spit, she drilled them into Jennifer shitter with one move, and started to rapidly fuck the Latina's ass with them. Natasha knew she had the singer almost where she wanted her...on the edge.

"Oh shit...your fingers feel so good in my ass. Keep fucking me with your fingers. That's it. I never knew it would feel this good."

"Puffy never did this to you, huh," Natasha asked with irony, "He probably thinks it's dirty. Well, fucking a beautiful ass like yours with my fingers is never dirty to me."

Natasha started twisting her fingers around inside Jennifer's ass and felt her ass become more slippery. She took her fingers out again and saw that Jennifer's asshole remained open for a short period. She then looked at her fingers and noticed her fingernails had a little bit of shit on them. She stuck her fingers in her mouth and licked Jennifer's shit from her nails.

"Now it's time for your reward," Natasha said and buried her face in the crack of Jennifer Lopez's ass. She lapped over Jennifer's pouting pucker and used a tongue full of saliva to lube the latina's shithole up. She then started butt-fucking Jennifer with her tongue like a real ebony butt slut. My God, how she enjoyed the sweaty, musky smell and pure, bitter taste of Jennifer's asshole.

Sloppy slurping sounds emanated from the tongue-asshole connection as the black beauty licked and sucked away at Jennifer Lopez's ass with abandon. Jennifer looked down at that dark face between her gigantic butt cheeks and shivered at the sight of that soft pink tongue grinding into the swollen rim of her rectum. She reached out and ran her fingers through Natasha's black hair, before grabbing her by the back of her head and pulling her face tight against the moist crack of her wide, beautiful ass.

"Oh my God. Natasha, you're licking my ass so good. I never knew a tongue in my ass would be this nice. Just don't stop. Keep fucking my butt with your tongue. Oh yeah, that's it."

As Natasha kept drilling her tongue deep into Jennifer's anal orifice, she closed her lips over her pucker, and started sucking on her ass with force. The smacking sounds of her lips on the latina's asshole filled the ladies' room, and it continued to do so for minutes.

"Shit, I feel something. Oh Natasha, I have to...I have to fart. Your sucking of my asshole makes me have to fart. Quickly, take your mouth off my ass."

But Natasha didn't budge. She kept on sucking right until an enormously loud, wet-sounding fart simply blew her lips off Jennifer's pucker. The odor of the hot gas penetrated the black dancer's nostrils and had her so over the edge, excitement-wise, she lost control of her calm self and started yelling.

"That's it, you fucking slut. Fart in my face. Fart that smelly shit right in my face. I love to smell that shit."

Jennifer needed a few seconds to understand what drove Natasha to enjoy something like this, but soon understood that the sheer depravity of it, the perverted nature of all of this, is what drives someone like Natasha wild, and Jennifer decided she was starting to like this nasty stuff as well. She could never deny to herself that she immensely enjoyed the feeling of someone sucking her ass. And knowing that same person actually gets wet smelling her farts.

Natasha had turned down the volume of her voice again and plainly spoke to Jennifer.

"Now that you farted, it means that it won't last long for the rest to come."

The beautiful black woman again started drilling her fingers in and out of Jennifer's swollen poopchute, and noticed the grimace of wanton lust on the latina's face.

"You horny bitch. You sure like this, don't you? Helping you take a shit, my ass! You couldn't wait to feel my fingers and tongue up your ass. You probably farted in my face deliberately. Blowing that shitty hot gas into my face as I sucked on your shithole. Tell me! Tell me you were dying to have me come in here and eat out your ass."

"Oh God. You're so right. You're so fucking right. I heard you shit, and smelled it. And I loved the smell of your fart. I was so hot imagining what you would look like taking a shit. Seeing the turds being pushed from your black ass. I love this. I love your fingers in my butt. Your tongue in my butt. And I loved farting in your face. It's so nasty. It makes me feel so hot and nasty doing that. I would love it so much to shit here as you watch my ass. The thought of you watching my asshole up close as I shit drives me crazy. Will you do that? Will you watch me shit?" Jennifer was shivering on the toilet bowl as she spewed the most perverted, depraved language. She had never talked like this. The nasty black dancer had brought out a side in her she never knew existed.

"I wanna watch you shit, Jennifer. I wanna see those turds popping from your nasty brown hole. Here, watch this, Jennifer. Watch as I pull my fingers from your ass and enjoy the taste."

Right after the final words, Natasha slid her fingers from Jennifer's ass, and showed them to Jennifer. Jennifer saw Natasha's fingers, coated in her shit, and then saw the ebony woman starting to lick her fingers. Looking straight into the celebrity's eyes and with a wild, wanton expression on her face, Natasha licked the layer of dark-brown crème right off her fingers, casually taking her tongue back in her mouth now and again to experience the taste, and letting the sticky shit slide down her throat. After she had completely cleaned her fingers, she looked at Jennifer with a serious expression.

"You're ready. Now push your shit out. Here, spread those legs wider so I can have a nice look, raise those knees. Support yourself and let me hold those ass cheeks spread for you. Now do it."

Jennifer never felt so utterly exposed in her life, sitting there on a toilet bowl with legs spread and knees raised, with a black woman's face mere inches from the sweaty crack of her ass. But the depravity of it, the nastiness, it made here feel so damn lewd, so hot. Jennifer pushed, and pushed, and an earth shattering, meaty fart blew from her pucker, right into Natasha's face, who squealed with joy. And then, it rolled. Jennifer felt the warm content of her bowels slide down towards the opening.

Natasha was still lingering in the mind-blowing smell of Jennifer Lopez's fart, when she saw a thick brown turd sliding slowly out of her ass. The crackling sounds were almost deafening to her as the pungent scent of Jennifer's shit filled her nostrils. The latina singer groaned aloud as she looked at the black dancer's face, and pushed a long turd all the way out, until it broke off and plunged into the bowl, leaving a brown shitty ring on the rim of her asshole. She was completely in the same mind state as Natasha now, as she whispered: "There's more where that came from. But I want you to SUCK it out."

Natasha looked into Jennifer's eyes with a surprised grin, as if she won a lifetime achievement award and didn't expect it.

"Suck it out? Oh Jesus. That's so hot. I'd love to suck the shit from your ass."

"Well then. What are you waiting for?"

That was Natasha's cue. She fused her open mouth to Jennifer's greasy brown asshole and sucked hard on the latina's pucker. Slurping sounds filled the stall and Jennifer groaned increasingly louder as she felt the ebony girl sucking on her sloppy butthole. Natasha enjoyed the bitter taste of the sticky shit that she sucked into her mouth.

"Oh Jesus Christ. That feels so fucking good. I don't care anymore if anybody hears me. JUST KEEP SUCKING MY ASS. SUCK THE SHIT FROM MY BUTT! YES!."

Natasha complied and kept slurping away at Jennifer's dirty ass, when all of a sudden she felt a spongy, warm nugget slide from Jennifer ass into her mouth.

She looked Jennifer straight in the eyes as she moaned and ate the latina's shit.

"Oh God, yes! Eat my shit. Do you like it? Do you like the taste of my shit? Better savor the taste, because it was the last piece."

Natasha chewed the brown piece and after squashing it enough, swallowed it.

"You done with that," Jennifer asked huskily, "then open your mouth, because I've something for you to drink to wash your mouth. Open up for mommy."

Natasha was wondering what the sultry singer meant, but opened her mouth as she had her face inches from the latina's steaming crotch.

"Oh yes, I feel it coming. Get ready."

And when that last word was uttered, Jennifer let go of her bladder, and a steady, yellow stream of warm piss arced from her pisshole straight into Natasha's face. The black dancer squealed in delight as she felt the smelly warm liquid splash her face, and moved her face so she caught the forceful stream straight into her mouth. The hissing sound of the piss leaving Jennifer Lopez's cunt and it hitting Natasha's tongue and roof of her mouth was like music to their ears. Natasha swallowed wave after wave of Jennifer's salty piss and continued to let her tongue be drenched and her mouth be filled.

"Christ, you look so hot drinking my piss," Jennifer whispered as a thunderous fart once again crackled out of her brown asshole.

All good things come to an end, and this includes the content of Jennifer's bladder, as the stream decreased in its strength and it lowered until the last spurts just gushed over the crack of Jennifer's ass.

"Now please clean me," Jennifer said.

Natasha continued her earlier job and again lapped through Jennifer's crack, licking the piss from it and licking off the remainder of shit on the swollen rim of her bulging asshole. After about 2 minutes Jennifer was squeaky clean and pulled her panties up as she looked Natasha in the eye.

"You made me fell better than I have ever felt. Nobody has ever gone this far to give me a good time," Jennifer said.

"It always was my dream to pleasure you," Natasha responded, "I just had to grab this opportunity. My wildest dream was to suck your ass, and you made my fantasy come true. And I just want you to know, Jennifer, that if you ever want me to give pleasure to your pussy or ass again, you just have to tell me."

"Natasha, I would like it very much if you want to be my buttslut. We can have crazy times together on the road. As far as I'm concerned, you can taste my ass whenever you want, because I just love the feeling of your soft, wet tongue fucking my butt."

"Oh Jennifer, you just made me happy. But I have a question. Would you like to service certain body parts of mine just as I service your ass?"

"Just name it," Jennifer said in anticipation.

"Tell me, Jennifer, would you like to suck and lick my toes from now on?"

"Natasha, as far as I'm concerned, you can fuck my ass with your big toe, and I'll clean your toe with my tongue."

Jennifer Lopez and Natasha would have many crazy, lustful adventures from that point on.

Re:The Adventures of Jennifer Lopez (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991090)

WARNING! Don't read the comment! It's about sex!

Don't hit OSS (4, Interesting)

thosss (649351) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991045)

I just hope that MS and others don't hit up OSS for this; the .org registry was the first to run a non Oracle\MS SQL\DB2 database (it runs/ran Postgre). I don't want Postgre to be the underlying problem in this because it could easily destroy their reputation.

Re:Don't hit OSS (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991215)

What you sow you shall reap. If it was running on MS SQL, you'd be tearing it to bits by now.

Flame if you will. (4, Insightful)

FreeLinux (555387) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991049)

But, this was a concern when the whole TLD split-up was initially suggested. I'm no fan of Verisign but, Network Solutions and Verisign ran a tight ship. This type of thing just didn't happen. ICANN made a big mistake with their breakup of the registrars and this is likely to become a frequent problem.

The worst part is, with the way the resgistrars are distributed now, the blame game is going to be rediculous with everyone pointing at the other guy. In the past there was no question as to who was responsible for any issues.

Re:Flame if you will. (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991072)

Umm, with all due respect, VeriSign isn't bad, but Network Solutions ain't exactly what I or anyone I know would call a "tight ship"....

Re:Flame if you will. (1)

rwiedower (572254) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991227)

Hear Hear. Network Solutions routinely "loses" information. That said, it never "lost" an entire domain, but still, screwing thousands of little guys isn't the best service either. I can't speak for Verisign.

Is there a better way? (5, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991052)

Why do we have to have a system that relies on single points of failure for each of the main TLDs? Each "maintainer" of the TLD is subject to problems - both mechanical (system failures, congestion, etc.) and human (stupidity, politics, luck).

I don't think the founding fathers of the Internet thought it of it being like this.

Re:Is there a better way? (0, Funny)

gh5046 (217974) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991188)

> I don't think the founding fathers of the Internet thought it of it being like this.

Well, according to Al Gore he invented the internet. He probably never thought that far ahead.

Re:Is there a better way? (1)

pizzaman100 (588500) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991218)

I don't think the founding fathers of the Internet thought it of it being like this.

You politically incorrect slob. Let's try again.

I don't think the the founding framers of the Internet thought it of it being like this.

Re:Is there a better way? (1)

McWilde (643703) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991280)

and human (stupidity, politics, luck).

I like the way luck is a human factor. I don't believe in luck, it's just human perception.
Yeah, I know, off-topic.

I'll take Boardwalk.... (1)

sweeney37 (325921) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991061)

looks like monopolies aren't fun for just microsoft. now we all feel the brunt.

Mike

whats wrong? (1, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991062)

And not long ago I read the .org was switching to PostgreSQL from DB2 for keeping zone info.. might be a corrupt postgresql database ?

Here's mine (2, Interesting)

flacco (324089) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991079)

[root@weaselfarm] whois slashdot.org
[whois.crsnic.net]

Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

No match for "SLASHDOT.ORG".

>>> Last update of whois database: Mon, 19 May 2003 06:05:55 EDT <<<

Re:Here's mine (1)

drwtsn32 (674346) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991140)

You're probably just using an ancient whois that doesn't query the right server for ORG domains. Hell, the whois in Debian Woody is like that. Quite annoying.

Re:Here's mine (4, Informative)

AVee (557523) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991211)

Hell, the whois in Debian Woody is like that. Quite annoying.

Annoying ideed, but easily fixed. Just create /etc/whois.conf and place the following line there:
.org whois.pir.org


That should do the job, at least is works for me...

Re:Here's mine (2, Informative)

geirt (55254) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991168)

Use the right whois server:

whois -h whois.pir.org slashdot.org

[whois.pir.org]
NOTICE: Access to .ORG WHOIS information is provided to assist persons in
determining the contents of a domain name registration record in the PIR
registry database. The data in this record is provided by Public Interest Registry
for informational purposes only, and PIR does not guarantee its
accuracy. This service is intended only for query-based access. You agree
that you will use this data only for lawful purposes and that, under no
circumstances will you use this data to: (a) allow, enable, or otherwise
support the transmission by e-mail, telephone, or facsimile of mass
unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations to entities other than
the data recipient's own existing customers; or (b) enable high volume,
automated, electronic processes that send queries or data to the systems of
Registry Operator or any ICANN-Accredited Registrar, except as reasonably
necessary to register domain names or modify existing registrations. All
rights reserved. PIR reserves the right to modify these terms at any
time. By submitting this query, you agree to abide by this policy.

Domain ID:D2289308-LROR
Domain Name:SLASHDOT.ORG
Created On:05-Oct-1997 04:00:00 UTC
Last Updated On:15-Jan-2003 01:48:23 UTC
Expiration Date:04-Oct-2005 04:00:00 UTC
Sponsoring Registrar:R11-LROR
Status:OK
Registrant ID:11-C
Registrant Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Registrant Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Registrant Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Registrant City:N/A
Registrant Postal Code:N/A
Registrant Country:CA
Registrant Email:not@available.org
Admin ID:11-C
Admin Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Admin Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Admin Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Admin City:N/A
Admin Postal Code:N/A
Admin Country:CA
Admin Email:not@available.org
Billing ID:11-C
Billing Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Billing Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Billing Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Billing City:N/A
Billing Postal Code:N/A
Billing Country:CA
Billing Email:not@available.org
Tech ID:11-C
Tech Name:SEE SPONSORING REGISTRAR
Tech Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
Tech Street2:Referral URL:www.opensrs.org
Tech City:N/A
Tech Postal Code:N/A
Tech Country:CA
Tech Email:not@available.org
Name Server:NS1.VASOFTWARE.COM
Name Server:NS2.VASOFTWARE.COM
Name Server:NS3.VASOFTWARE.COM

Re:Here's mine (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991283)

So how the heck did you get here to post?

The day .org died - or anyone want slashdot.org? (5, Interesting)

sparkes (125299) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991083)

bags I get to name to problem;-)

not quite as bad as the day the internet died as all it means in real terms is a few people will try to buy domain names that arn't available.

anyone want to buy slashdot.org?

http://www.domaincity.co.uk/cgi-bin/whois.pl?typ e= org&command=slashdot

it seems to be for sale, or maybe not

sparkes

Re:The day .org died - or anyone want slashdot.org (1)

an_mo (175299) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991143)

yes, I get the same for my org domain but it has to do with the way *.org domains are handled. I hope somebody can explain this as I'm not sure exactly why this happens.

Mine wont whois! (3, Informative)

PoesRaven (623777) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991087)

whois slashdot.org
[whois.crsnic.net]

Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

No match for "SLASHDOT.ORG".

>>> Last update of whois database: Mon, 19 May 2003 06:05:55 EDT

Nothing broken. Upgrade your "whois" client. (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991156)

Or do:

whois -h org.whois-servers.net slashdot.org

Should work.

Re:Mine wont whois! (2, Funny)

roka (211127) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991302)

ok, let's read the output again, shall we? :)

$ whois -h whois.crsnic.net slashdot.org

[foobar]

No match for "SLASHDOT.ORG".

[bazqux]

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .EDU domains and Registrars.

Oracle (1, Funny)

flacco (324089) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991101)

I think I can hear the strangled, ecstatic shriek of Larry Ellison cumming in his pants all the way over here on the east coast.

.org Theft (1)

bhtooefr (649901) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991107)

If this happens again, what could happen? Could Joe Blow steal slashdot.org for his own use? If it happens to .cx, could slashdot steal goatse.cx (I want that to happen)?

Already done (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991216)

could slashdot steal goatse.cx

Mr. "hello.jpg" is Malda, so in a sense, slashdot already owns goatse.cx

My .org just fell off the planet! (0)

rcs1000 (462363) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991117)

Hello all,

Please don't slashdot my little Linux box, but amoral.org (my website, not I promise, a pornsite) just fell off the planet. A WhoIs still shows it as mine, but when I go to it, it shows up with a screen from new.net. (The Quick! "Search service" comes up, and I suddenly seem to have gotten TopText installed, hmmmm.) Also, the IP it points to has now (miraculously) changed to 217.155.19.97. Hmmmm.

How do I get my domian back?

Thanks,

Robert

Re:My .org just fell off the planet! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991208)

Hi,

Just took a look and its seems to come up fine here. All whois records seem ok (whois -h whois.register.com). www.amoral.org resolves to the IP you stated but it seems like thats the IP for www.amoral.org so i'm not sure exactly what your problem is. I can bring up your site without a problem. (btw what your Tivo password?)

Oh yeah, and i'd take a look at anonymising your whois records. People are starting to scrape whois registers for both spam and real world direct marketing purposes. I certainly would'nt be putting my full name and real world address anywhere on the net these days. But thats just my opinion.

Ciao.

Re:My .org just fell off the planet! (1)

rcs1000 (462363) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991246)

Glad you can see me, at least. I'm still having problems, but I suspect they'll work themselves out.

Oh - I'm not going to tell you my TiVo password, I'm afraid. I don't want you to see how sad and derivative my choie in TV programmes is.

No Surprise (4, Insightful)

kellan1 (23372) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991155)

Anyone who followed the .Org bidding process knew this day was coming. ICANN's summary dismissal of the IMS/ISC bid [resource.org] as being too technical ("Internet is hard", says ICANN) in favor of 2-bit registrars who "white washed" their record by getting a major NGO to sit on the board made it inevitable.

PostgreSQL (0, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#5991163)

It's premature to speculate on the cause of the outage, but since PostgreSQL was taking responsibility [slashdot.org] for the system running smoothly, they should also share the blame in the system failing. Is PostgreSQL only fair weather friend that will disappear at the first hint of trouble? If they had gone with MySQL [mysql.com] we wouldn't be having this problem!

Isn't That Amusing (4, Funny)

Jerk City Troll (661616) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991166)

Here's journalistic integrity for you: a story that reports you cannot reach .org sites posted on and read from a .org site. That's like posting: "you are unable to read this message." Way to go guys.

It's too late!! (4, Funny)

borgdows (599861) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991167)

All our bases belong to them!!

Check by yourself :

$ whois slashdot.org

Found referral to whois.opensrs.net.

Registrant:
Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052
US

Domain name: SLASHDOT.ORG

(...)

Information Still Somewhere ??? (2, Informative)

jojoeskimo (674355) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991173)

http://www.pir.org/whois/ I ran a few whois queries straight off of pir's site, so the information is still floating around somewhere.....

Interesting way.... (1)

JaJ_D (652372) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991252)

...of trying to knock out the "First Posts" trolls.

Brutal but effective!

Results depend on the whois server used (4, Informative)

SimonPerry (663701) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991264)

I was the source for the story on The Register. You'll see in the detail [simonperry.org] that it depends on which whois server you use. Crsnic is the one that's misreporting and it's supposed to be provide united results. Looks like PIR isn't talking to Crsnic properly.

Have they really lost it???? (1)

jojoeskimo (674355) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991275)

Try this:
whois -h whois.publicinterestregistry.net yourhost.org
The information still seems to be there, or is it only still there because it has not propagated a new, empty list????

Hoorray!!! (2, Funny)

borgdows (599861) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991279)

Slashdot.org is not accessible any more!
The productivity of my IT company will rise rise riiiise!!

It's been this way for weeks (4, Informative)

cloudscout (104011) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991303)

This problem has been around for months... In order to look up WHOIS information on .ORG domains, you have to point your WHOIS client at whois.pir.org. For some reason, whois.internic.net isn't redirecting the appropriate information. I first noticed the problem back in early March.

Never down? (4, Informative)

Dasigner (670983) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991310)

I don't think the .org registry ever went down. The only Informative message here (IMHO) was from jrwilk01: "Responsible servers changed, all is well. Nothing to see here. Move along." It was marked Redundant and scored 0, just because the moderators only saw the whois record!

Those of you with obsolete whois clients can do something like this:

$ whois slashdot.org@whois.publicinterestregistry.org
...
Billing Street1:Whois Server:whois.opensrs.net
...
$ whois slashdot.org@whois.opensrs.net

Or just go to whois.bw.org [bw.org].

It's the evil Debian people ! (2, Funny)

Rosco P. Coltrane (209368) | more than 10 years ago | (#5991312)

I wanted to check it out, but to be extra sure, I went to org.org.org.org [org.org] (better four .orgs than one to be extra sure) : what do I find ? A DEBIAN BOX ! That computer has been taken over by Debian ! It's Stallman's evil plot to take over .org !!

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