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Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners!

CmdrTaco posted more than 10 years ago | from the best-of-the-best dept.

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We had 331 entries in the Slashdot T-Shirt Design Contest, and at long last, I'm pleased to announce that our winners are Scott Lewallen, Chris Hoover, and Jude Hansen. There were tons of great entries... and we've made the 3 winning designs, as well as 9 of my favorites available for your perusal. Congrats to the winners, and thanks to everyone who entered the contest! The shirts themselves will be made available at ThinkGeek in the next few weeks.

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But which is better? (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607968)

A: winning slashdot t-shirts

or

B: sex with a mare

AN IMPORTANT COMMENT FOR ALL SLASHDOT READERS (-1)

JismTroll (588456) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608077)

I was constipated and shat a really long and thick turd and got a big boner while pooping!

FP (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607972)

FIRST POST!!!! LINUX IS BAD!

fp!! (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607974)

l337

The real question is... (-1, Troll)

twoslice (457793) | more than 10 years ago | (#6607982)

Is Jude a girl and did she promise to model the T-shirt wet if she won?

first (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607985)

First Post. Does that mean I get the first shirt? :)

it is teh yay (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607990)

the moment i have been waiting for
i need more shirts to augment my dot bomb walking advertisement giveaway clothing because nobody gives away that stuff any more

Haha! (0)

AntiOrganic (650691) | more than 10 years ago | (#6607991)

I don't really like most of these; too "I buy anything that ThinkGeek sells because I'm 1337." But I don't like most of the stuff ThinkGeek sells anyway, so all the better.

The Albert Einstein one is fucking hilarious, though.

Re:Haha! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608040)

I've seen that drawing of Einstein before, the one with the tongue sticking out. Darned if I could remember where I saw it.

Re:Haha! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608112)

I don't like the ThinkGeek shirts, either, though I've been wanting to buy *something* there for awhile. I just don't feel comfortable wearing something that screams "Hey! I'm a loser! And I'm proud of it!". I don't like black t-shirts, either.

To see how they will look after 5 washes, press CTRL-A while viewing one. :)
(works in Mozilla anyway)

Re:Haha! (5, Funny)

Maskull (636191) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608161)

"I buy anything that ThinkGeek sells because I'm 1337." Come to think of it, that would make a good shirt.

color choices (5, Funny)

Patik (584959) | more than 10 years ago | (#6607992)

Nearly all of them are designs to be put on black t-shirts... Probably because black doesn't show pit/food stains as easily and can be reworn for months on end without washing.

Re:color choices (5, Funny)

cybermace5 (446439) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608058)

But you forget, a black shirt easily shows up dandruff.

The solution is a kind of mottled charcoal/grey shirt.

Re:color choices (5, Funny)

FreshFunk510 (526493) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608083)

While we're at it, can we manufacture the shirts so that deoderant is somehow embedded in the fabric so that they'll take effect when being worn (by smelly, non-showering nerds)?

Re:color choices (1)

binaryDigit (557647) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608115)

Nearly all of them are designs to be put on black t-shirts... Probably because black doesn't show pit/food stains as easily and can be reworn for months on end without washing.

Don't forget it's slimming qualities as all those years of sitting on ones arse, eating pizza/chocolate doughnuts, and slamming 500 calorie super energy drinks start to catch up.

Finally! (5, Funny)

Chicane-UK (455253) | more than 10 years ago | (#6607995)

Keep it up guys.. keep loading those images.

We might finally be able to Slashdot Slashdot!! :)

Duh first? (-1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607996)

Duh first?

first post! (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6607997)

first post!

Bravo! (2, Interesting)

TopShelf (92521) | more than 10 years ago | (#6607998)

While the winners are indeed well done, the PHB entry is truly inspired. Any chance some of the Honorable Mentions might become available?

PHB's coffee mug text? (1)

js7a (579872) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608059)

Can anyone make out what's on the PHB's coffee mug? It's too small for me to read.

Re:PHB's coffee mug text? (2, Informative)

TopShelf (92521) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608185)

I believe it says "World's Fattest", which some people underneath...

All those images.... (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608002)

Could this be the first time /. gets /.ed by /.?

Re:All those images.... (1)

McShazbot (570442) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608102)

This is clearly an instace where /. should have either mirrored the site in question or at least have given the site administrators forwarning of the coming rush of hits. Oh, wait . . .

T-shirt contest? (1)

Chromodromic (668389) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608012)

... Uh, GUYZ, you posted the t-shirts but you didn't post the MODELS. Duuuuh. I *thought* you said this was a t-shirt contest ...

hrm (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608018)

they're all pretty shite

Ooh ooh, I'll take ten (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608023)

On second thought, I'll wear one just as soon as Taco sends me a cheque for a $100

Has to be said... (4, Funny)

thrillbert (146343) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608027)

But when can I see the results of the Wet /. T-Shirt contest??

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Re:Has to be said... (4, Funny)

Biomechanoid (515993) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608133)

But when can I see the results of the Wet /. T-Shirt contest??

You need at least two females for that.

Re:Has to be said... (5, Funny)

binaryDigit (557647) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608142)

But when can I see the results of the Wet /. T-Shirt contest??

Dude, the image of all those /.'ers out there in wet tshirts, all of whom could use the "bro" or the "manssiere" just about made me lose my lunch.

I guess they won't get asked to model them... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608030)

Worldwide, teenage geek groupies are crying their eyes out in disappointment.

So... (5, Funny)

Patik (584959) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608031)

...are there any shirts available for those of us who don't want to look like a complete dork?

My favorite designs (4, Insightful)

pq (42856) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608032)

My personal favorite is the Topoleski design, "If you can read this, you belong here." And I really like the Morse code (Russ Clarke) design too. Don't really get any of the cheesy cartoon ones... but to each his own, I guess.

Congratulations to the winners.

Re:My favorite designs (2, Insightful)

FreshFunk510 (526493) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608140)

But the question is what % of readers of slashdot can actually read morse code or even binary? The truth is very, very few nerds do (whether we'd like to admit it or not). :)

Cannot wear! (1)

trompete (651953) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608034)

These designs are all great, but I wouldn't wear them in public for fear of losing my life!! If I see someone here in MN wearing one, I'll be sure to go up and talk to them.

I can't resist.....

In Soviet Russia, T-Shirt wears you!!

T-Shirts (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608036)

I hate to say it but these shirts quite frankly suck the throbbing cock.

Quite frankly I could have made something better with my eyes closed and my penis being sawed with razorblades and dipped in tobasco. (It would have been more enjoyable also.)

Re:T-Shirts (2, Insightful)

calethix (537786) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608143)

good point, all of those tshirt submissions and not one captured the true essence of slashdot... the flame/troll posting AC.

/. Effect! (1)

respite (320388) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608046)

lol, I don't think I quite believe this myself but it seems that Slashdot is Slashdotting itself!!

I know its probably not possible but it sure seems like that's whats happening, the picture page is loading slower and slower.

Question about the shirts (5, Funny)

flikx (191915) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608050)

Will they have big advertisements on them? Specifically, Microsoft advertisements?

Re:Question about the shirts (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608132)

Dan you popped out of the framework, plz do another /. treasure hunt thing.

Chris Hoover needs a faster connection (4, Funny)

Ridgelift (228977) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608066)

I think we should take a collection and buy Chris Hoover a faster internet connection. His Syringe with a RJ-11 jack is really nice, but who uses a phone line anymore? I would think a RJ-45 high-speed ethernet connection would be more apropos.

Shirts (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608067)

Wearing this shirt around is going to do nothing to dispel the widely held belief that most slashdot readers are flamers.

not to detract from these magnificent achievements (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608071)

but ntkmart [ntkmart.com] have a bunch of *creator-owned* t-shirts which pay the designers 2 UK pounds (about US$3) for each one they sell.

Say what? (3, Insightful)

Otter (3800) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608075)

I don't get it -- the "mainline geek culture" picture is a syringe attached to what? (Oh, it's an Ethernet cable, right? OK, I do get it. Still, it's a bit excessively stylized.)

I'd have gone with the "soothing green light" shirt as #1 and "Get back to work!" as #2, but that's me.

Re:Say what? (2, Insightful)

badasscat (563442) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608156)

I don't get it -- the "mainline geek culture" picture is a syringe attached to what? (Oh, it's an Ethernet cable, right? OK, I do get it. Still, it's a bit excessively stylized.)

It's also probably the only one of these (the winners) that I'd buy, so to each his own. How can you go wrong mixing geek culture with drug culture? It's a perfect marriage.

I do sorta like the "soothing green light" one also, but probably not enough to buy one.

Re:Say what? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608184)

its RJ-11 not RJ-45 therefor I deem you are not geek enough to "get it".

Shirts (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608080)

I thought the winners were aweful. The binary one is funny, but the rest are horrible. Not meant to be a troll or flamebait, but maybe a poll on which shirts WE would be willing to pay for would have been better.

Soothing green light (1)

Tom7 (102298) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608082)


Dan Sandler's is my favorite of those. Then again, I've got slashdot in 'reduced green mode'...

Booorrrrrriiiinnnggg (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608088)

That's it? Those are the winners? Sheesh.

They messed up some of the designs (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608090)

This one [slashdot.org] should say "I was a Slashdot zombie: Accomplish nothing at work, accomplish nothing at home"

For this one [slashdot.org], the stink lines should be coming off his back.

Mainline Geek Culture - via what network media? (4, Insightful)

RevMike (632002) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608093)

My favorite is Chris Hoover's "Syringe becomes Modular plug".

But, being a geek, I have an annoying nitpick. The modular plug is for a three-pair cable (RJ-14). Why do a modem cable when broadband is so popular. Most ethernet connections are four-pair (RJ-45).

If you wanted to be retro geeky, use the BNC connector for 10Base-2 (ThinNet).

Imagine a beowulf cluster of these. (2, Funny)

FocaJonathan (163913) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608099)

A dozen cool shirts, but image a beowulf cluster of these...

I'm sorry I couldn't help myself.

Slashdotted (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608104)

Site is slashdotted. Here is the article text

Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners

Scott Lewallen, scott at mezic dot com
Chris Hoover, chris at mtgcp.com
Jude Hansen, jude-hansen at comcast dot net
Honorable Mentions

Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv
Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv
Chris Hil, ubergeek at ubergeek dot tv

Dan Sandler, dsandler at dsandler dot org
Tom Emens, tom at soberideas dot com
Jose Elias, josecarloselias at yahoo dot com

Russ Clarke, trojan_twokay at hotmail dot com
Wayne Dahlberg, waynefj40 at comcast dot net
James Topoleski, Falcon5768 at comcast dot net

Gifts (2, Insightful)

BlueRibbon (603297) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608110)

I think that the contest was a great way to discover new talented designers and to spread Slashdot.
But have you wondered to offer some T-Shirt's to some members, the most participating ones, the ones with most Karma, etc...?
After all, what would Slashdot be without them?

For my money... (0, Troll)

I'm a racist. (631537) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608114)

Those t-shirts are okay, but I won't be buying any of them. I'd certainly buy a product, that kicked a little bit back to Slashdot, if said product was decent. I'd much rather buy some of the cool-as-hell t-shirts from T-Shirt Hell [tshirthell.com], especially the more offensive ones [tshirthell.com]. I love my School Shootings Tour [tshirthell.com] shirt.

Maybe I'll get something from Stile [stileproject.com], or, I've heard there's official Goatse [goatse.cx] merchandise on the way... Wow, a legitimate link to Goatse, who saw that one coming?

error: volatile hyperlinkage (1)

croddy (659025) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608120)

wow. the scott lewallen design is brilliant.
can't wait until I've got a job and can afford one!

I prefer some ot the runner ups (3, Interesting)

C_nemo (520601) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608126)

Any chance there could be high resolution tiff/ps/pdf of the runner up entries posted somewhere? I realy like the 'bathing geeks in soothing green light' thing. Want to send it to a A3 color printer, or A1 color plotter...

Ok, (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608134)

So when do we all get our free T-Shirt ? Should we drop by and pick them up ?

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All of the entrys (5, Interesting)

Dante (3418) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608144)

I would of loved to have seen all of the hundreds of entrys, why not post them all?

A vacuum cleaner? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608153)

Is that a vacuum cleaner on the Chris Hoover winning shirt?

Wow! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608155)

Cool! Like 'em. /. lived through the /.ing too.

Copyright? (1)

LordNimon (85072) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608157)

Isn't this one [slashdot.org] a copyright violation? I don't think that image of Albert Einstein is in the public domain. If Slashdot were to distribute t-shirts with that image on it, I think they would be violating the artist's copyright.

Awful (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608166)

These shirts are terrible. I can make a better shirt with a crayon.

Re:Awful (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608213)

what do you expect? you get what you pay for. since there
was no decent prize nobody good decied to waste their time
making a good design

Proofreading? (5, Informative)

NetDrain (167337) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608172)

Not to be too much of a grammar nazi, but I do hope that the apostrophe error on Chris Hil's middle t-shirt is corrected before these shirts get printed -- I'd hate to have people think that no one on slashdot has good grammar *coughcough* (Oh, the irony.)

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An all white T-Shirt (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608182)


That reads "This shirt is also my cum rag."

The binary in the last shirt design says (1)

respite (320388) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608190)

"SLASHDOT.ORG"

Not being fluent in binary is forgivable, but only if you have spent your life learning a suitably geeky substitute. Like Klingon.
Qapla'!

Typo on one design (1)

lightspawn (155347) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608191)

"Bring any web site to it's knees"?

It's?

Sorry, it's/its a pet peeve - I see "alot" of it - but please, stop the t-shirt presses long enough to fix it!

You wouldn't want anybody wearing these shirts to get laughed at, now would you?

Hello (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#6608205)

Welcome to Slashdot. The shirt is authentic Slashdot if it has typos.

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more contests.. (1)

jea6 (117959) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608207)

More contest ideas...

First person to buy a T-shirt with any of the new designs....
First non-OSDN employee to wear one in public....

Honorable meniton...

First person to wear shirt twice....
First person to have shirt wear out....

Big-endian/Little-endian (4, Interesting)

inertia@yahoo.com (156602) | more than 10 years ago | (#6608209)

01010011-01101100
01100001-01110011
01101000-011 00100
01101111-01110100
00101110-01001111
01010 010-01000111

If you can read this, you belong here.

Very funny. Does .ORG really have to be capitalized? It's like yelling. :) And does this mean that Slashdor favors a particular endian [webopedia.com]?
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