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EFF Coordinates Fight Against DirecTV

michael posted more than 11 years ago | from the always-need-another-website dept.

Television 268

wumarkus420 writes "In response to recent lawsuits filed by DirecTV against purchasers of smartcard equipment, the EFF and Stanford Law School Center for Internet and Society have announced a new site devoted to the legal fight against DirecTV's aggressions. Hopefully, this new site will provide innocent consumers that have been threatened under the veil of the DMCA with professional legal advice and information."

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FP (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683549)

OMG all that clicking reload finally pays off!!

Fucking ragheads tried to blow up the AF-1 (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6684339)

I don't fucking believe it!

I just woke up and the first thing I get to see on the news is that the goddamn ragheads had a plan to blow up the Air Force One! I mean enough is enough. No more Mr. Nice Guy. Nuke'em until they glow in the dark. Fucking worthless scum.

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683555)

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gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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Re:The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683624)

haha, i beat your FP bot!!!!

YOU FAIL IT ... TEH SPOKE!!!! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683651)

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683556)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683557)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683558)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 1890

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683559)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 17624

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683561)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 12411

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683563)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.
If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org] .

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird [nero-online.org] , a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 22855

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683575)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683576)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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Buy one (3, Funny)

poptones (653660) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683578)

I'm wondering if I bought one of these now would it still attract the attention of dtv? I used to be one of their customers, and I could use a good fight right now...

Buy a Dish instead, yeah? (3, Informative)

corebreech (469871) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683908)

The Dish Network is going to soon come out with the DishPVR 921 [tech-4-homes.com] , a PVR that handles HDTV and *should* save the MPEG stream straight from the dish to the disk.

Yes, DirecTV is coming out with one too, and theirs is a joint venture with TiVo.

But you'll want Dish for the pr0n [dishnetwork.com] .

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683579)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683580)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683581)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683583)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683584)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683585)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683588)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683590)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683591)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683592)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 30206

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683593)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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Awwww, man! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683594)

I was hoping the site was goatse.

Because I think it's really an important legal document that all of DirecTV's lawyers should be forced to examine closely, many times. Let's get the truth out there, what's their email?

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683595)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683598)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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um, dolor. Nunc nec nisl. Phasellus blandit tempor augue. Donec arcu orci, adipiscing ac, interdum a, tempus nec, enim. Phasellus placerat iaculis orci. Cras sit amet quam. Sed enim quam, porta quis, aliquet quis, hendrerit ut, sem. Etiam felis tellus, suscipit et, consequat quis, pharetra sit amet, nisl. Aenean arcu massa, lacinia in, dictum eu, pulvinar ac, orci. Mauris at diam tempor ante ullamcorper molestie. Ut dapibus eleifend ipsum. Nam dignissim. 11103

The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683601)

GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY [klerck.org] ?
Are you a NIGGER [tux.org] ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER [gay-sex-access.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America. You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE [imdb.com] and watch it.

Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org] , a popular "news for trolls" website

Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on EFNet, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is EFNet, and you can connect to irc.secsup.org or irc.isprime.com as one of the EFNet servers.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

This post brought to you by Penisbird, a proud member of the GNAA

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

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The GNAA awaits your membership! (-1, Offtopic)

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Oh, come on (0, Interesting)

Zog The Undeniable (632031) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683615)

You play with fire, you get burned. You could argue that it's actually worse than software "piracy" because most of these people COULD afford the subscriptions if they wanted to, and are therefore depriving the producers of income (unlike, maybe, potential users of Photoshop at $600 a pop who could never afford it anyway).

In this case I can't buy the "substantial non-infringing use" argument, as having dabbled in satellite technology for a while, I know how huge the market is for pirate cards. It was one of the factors in the collapse of ITV Digital in the UK, as half the population of Scotland - where for some reason, this is especially rife - were using bent cards.

There also used to be a huge trade in D2MAC cards and PC-connected EEPROM programmers so people in the UK could get free Swedish pr0n and Premiership soccer games on Norwegian TV.

Re:Oh, come on (5, Interesting)

fyonn (115426) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683653)

In this case I can't buy the "substantial non-infringing use"

and there is a huge market for pirate video's too (as hilary rosen so vociferously predicted), should they have been made illegal too?

yes, there are alot of people who do use the cards to pirate signal, but there are also quite a few people who have legitimate uses for them and for drecttv to blanket sue *anyone* who has one is just plain wrong imho.

besides, there is a certain logic to say that the consumers are being sprayed with encrypted signal, why should someone else have a say in what they can do with the EM waves in their own property? if they can break the crypto, then perhaps directv should try making the technology better. after all, the consumers are passively receiving the signal, it's not like they are tapping into a private line.

dave

Re:Oh, come on (1)

fyonn (115426) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683669)

besides, ITV digital going down got me a cheap itv digital box to watch freeview on, which is great for me. I got the pioneer one which my tivo is happily controlling. of course there still isn't much on, the extra 11 channels of whatever don't exactly blow my mind but hey, at least the picture quality is better than analogue.

shame that there isn't anything else I could pick up on it (or am I wrong?)

dave

Re:Oh, come on (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683717)

"why should someone else have a say in what they can do with the EM waves in their own property?"

I don't know, when I drive by the IBM compound I am blasted with radiation. I guess if they wanted their information private they wouldn't use wireless phones and 802.11g connections.

Re:Oh, come on (5, Insightful)

fyonn (115426) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683786)

I don't know, when I drive by the IBM compound I am blasted with radiation. I guess if they wanted their information private they wouldn't use wireless phones and 802.11g connections.

I know you're being sarcastic, but why not consider it. they are broadcasting information, why shouldn't someone else listen. they don't have to break in or taps lines or lay bugs, all they are doing is sitting nearby. if two people are talking at normal volume in the library, are other ppl commiting crimes listening to them?

if ibm want to keep their info private then they should make sure it's encrypted to that others can't make any sense of the transmissions. thats alot more effective than trying to sue the listeners.

not that this idea is perfect, as it makes parabolic and laser mikes alot more acceptable, which I don't like. but I still think that if something is broadcast towards you, then you should not be made a criminal just by listening to it.

dave

Re:Oh, come on (1)

rokzy (687636) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683961)

"if ibm want to keep their info private then they should make sure it's encrypted to that others can't make any sense of the transmissions. thats alot more effective than trying to sue the listeners."

it's not about effectiveness, it's a new form of revenue for the 21st century.

Re:Oh, come on (3, Insightful)

AceM2 (655504) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684063)

Signals blasted into your own house are one thing, but it's something else when you're going around with the intent of eavesdropping. I mean, if it was the government tapping your phone line or intercepting your wireless you'd be pissed as hell wouldn't you?

Re:Oh, come on (5, Informative)

werwerf (85238) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683757)

I agree

Here in Spain, pirate smartcards were rampant until the main dish company changed the technology (changing their smartcards) and killed the market.
The same thing happened in France...

Werwerf

There was a .SIG here, it is gone now...

Re:Oh, come on (3, Interesting)

tetro (545711) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683941)

You don't have the right to do whatever you want with the waves that cross your property. A good example is mobile phone waves. It's illegal and wrong to snoop onto peoples' conversations based on the fact that their signals are crossing over your property.

Re:Oh, come on (3, Interesting)

fyonn (115426) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684032)

You don't have the right to do whatever you want with the waves that cross your property. A good example is mobile phone waves. It's illegal and wrong to snoop onto peoples' conversations based on the fact that their signals are crossing over your property

you're missing my logic. yes, I do think it's an invasion of privacy to listen to someone elses phone calls, but I also think the onus is on the phone companies to make the encryption of cellphone calls strong enough that people can't listen in.

and no, I don't buy the story that the authorities need the crypto to be weak so that they can listen to crims plan their next crime, cell phone conversations are only encrypted when over the air, they travel along the wires (ie from cellbase to the cell companies switches) in plaintext form and if the authorities have a warrant then they can listen there.

I'm a proponent of crypto, everyone should have access to it and it shouldn't be artifically weakened, if the authorities want to break it, then they should break it or find the guy who crypted it and ask for the keys. artificially weakening crypto will only hurt in the long run I think.

so frankly I think it should not be illegal for someone to try and crack the crypto on the mobile phone waves going over their property, but I also think that the phone co should have an obligation to make sure that the crypto for their phones is kept uptodate and that no-one cal break into it.

thoughts and comments?

dave

We don't live in a Utopian society... (4, Insightful)

gfxguy (98788) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684264)

...but if we did, we wouldn't have locks on our doors, we wouldn't have home and car alarm systems, and we wouldn't need to waste all the time, money, and effort required to thwart thieves.

In a sense, the thieves are costing us time and money wether or not they are successful.

The same applies to encryption or cable, satellite, wireless, wired, whatever. If the companies didn't have to spend all the money in development and licensing of encryption technology, the end users could benefit financially. Hey, if they merely split the difference, consumers and the companies could both be better off financially.

So, we don't live in a Utopia - but I find it hard to blame the companies if someone is illegally unencrypting their signals.

That said, if there are non-infringing uses for a technology, I also find it hard to accept a total crackdown on that technology instead of the people who are actually using it to violate the law.

Kind of like how the MPAA would love to see mp3s just disappear and, in fact, how some ISPs prohibit mp3s on your personal websites. Or how bots can find the words "pac" and "man" embedded in a filename and send off a cease and decist letter.

The whole point of my rambling is that I hate thieves (mainly of physical property, but others too) because they make life difficult for EVERYONE, not just the companies they are attacking. At the very least, think of this - you are paying for the hardware and licensing fees to unscramble the content on the DVDS in every DVD player you buy. When you buy a DVD you are also paying for the technology to scramble it. Kind of sucks, doesn't it?

When you get satellite TV, you are paying for the technology to scramble and unscramble it, too, and for the hardware to do it, and for the periodic updates to thwart thieves. If you are an honest, paying customer, you get screwed the worst (which reminds me of copy protection on software, too).

Re:Oh, come on (1)

fruey (563914) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683984)

there is a huge market for pirate video's too (as hilary rosen so vociferously predicted), should they have been made illegal too

Err... they are illegal, aren't they? Or are you saying owning a VCR + one blank tape should be made illegal?

Re:Oh, come on (1)

fyonn (115426) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684020)

I was referrig to the latter case yes, but no, I don't think they should be made illegal, rhetorical question :)

dave

Re:Oh, come on (5, Informative)

forand (530402) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683662)

Did you read what the webpage is about? Here is a direct link if you couldn't find it from the links provided:
DirectTV Defense [directvdefense.org]
And just in case you don't read the article here is a little quote:
People who intercept DirectTV's satellite signal are breaking the law. However, DirecTV's cease and desist letter campaign does not distinguish the legitimate users from the thieves.
I hope this cleared things up.

Re:Oh, come on (4, Insightful)

NanoGator (522640) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683678)

" (unlike, maybe, potential users of Photoshop at $600 a pop who could never afford it anyway). "

Just a thought: Become good with Photoshop, you can make a living (or at least augment it, career dependent of course) with it. In a case like that, Adobe wins.

Part of me suspects that's why Adobe's not terribly aggressive about locking up their software. I've got Photoshop, Premiere, and After Effects and none of them are dongle or registration code laden. Just serial #.

Hmm I'm off topic, but that's an aspect of 'piracy' that never seems to come up. Then again, it's an unusual case.

Re:Oh, come on (1)

mlush (620447) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683917)

Just a thought: Become good with Photoshop, you can make a living (or at least augment it, career dependent of course) with it. In a case like that, Adobe wins.

that presupposes that once you do start to make a living out of it you use a licensed copy

Photoshop copies (1)

AllenChristopher (679129) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684027)

It doesn't really. It presupposes that when polled, you'll respond "I use Photoshop," which means some company somewhere is that much more likely to buy copies because it's the market leader. Marketshare is immensely valuable, however it's obtained.

Re:Oh, come on (5, Insightful)

ShadowDrake (588020) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683683)

>In this case I can't buy the "substantial non->infringing use" argument, as having dabbled in >satellite technology for a while, I know how >huge the market is for pirate cards.

FWIW, it might be worth exploring the permissible uses before calling everyone thieves.

I recall seeing a mainboard with a pack-in feature that was a 'smart-card reader'. It didn't look like any type of flash-card slot I recognised-- perhaps those cards can be used for system-locking or login, or to store small amounts of valuable data (encryption keys?) in a conveinent formfactor.

I love how the answer is litigation though. Didn't Directv used to have a pretty respectable record for attacking this problem with TECHNICAL measures?

Technical approaches are the only sensible way to approach this sort of problem. You may be able to sue Craig and Amy Signal-Stealer, but will you find the 500,000 others doing the same?

Final Thought: If you want to ensure the distribution is controlled, stick to distribution that can be managed all the way to the set. (I'm thinking something like cable, but where they will actively pull up the wires from nonsubscribers)

Re:Oh, come on (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683752)

Hey asshole, before satellite I could only get 23 channels from my crappy cable company for $35/month. Now I get several hundred channels for half that price.

They are not going after legitimate smart cart vendors. You can still buy those at places such as http://www.didya.com

They only sent letters to people who bought the readers that had been modified to write to directv's cards by circumventing their security measures. The readers were explicitly advertised for this use only.

No one is taking away your ability to buy a regular smart card reader.

Re:Oh, come on (5, Insightful)

Dun Malg (230075) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683844)

They are not going after legitimate smart cart vendors.

Regardless of the "intended" market for card readers/writers, there are non-illegal uses for them. Do you blame non-DTV-hackers for buying a $50 T911 instead of a $500 card reader development kit? (yes, there are cheaper "non-hacker" card readers now, but there weren't a year ago; I looked for one)

They only sent letters to people who bought the readers that had been modified to write to directv's cards by circumventing their security measures. The readers were explicitly advertised for this use only.

Incorrect. They sell smartcard readers with un-programmed microcontrollers. Until you "flash the atmel", it's just a blank microcontroller connected to a DB9 and a SC slot. None of the units they sell are shipped "modified to write to directv's cards". They are a blank slate. Until you flash the microcontroller they do EXACTLY NOTHING. You can argue "intent", and "everyone knows..." all you want, but try winning a court case by saying "most people buy these for defrauding DTV". The charge is easily beaten by saying "I don't. I use them for (whatever)". The problem is that it takes many expen$ive lawyer-hours to get to that point, and DTV knows it. They're swatting flies with a 4X8 sheet of plywood here, and it's despicable.

Re:Oh, come on (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683759)

>>If you want to ensure the distribution is controlled, stick to distribution that can be managed all the way to the set.

I guess we need to get rid of all those cell phones then. I mean if they didn't want me to hack into the cell towers for free calls they would require a wire to every phone.

Wrong Discussion, Bozo (4, Insightful)

fm6 (162816) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683706)

RTFA. There's nothing here about whether stealing DirecTV content is good or bad, legal or illegal, safe or risky. All the links are to pages that assume that using reprogrammed smart cards to steal programming is bad, illegal, and risky.

The issue here is that DirecTV seems to be hassling people who have the ability to steal programming, whether they actually are or not. Which is, I think you'll agree, pretty scary.

Re:Wrong Discussion, Bozo (2, Interesting)

Rogerborg (306625) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684016)

>DirecTV seems to be hassling people who have the ability to steal programming

Have or had. Let's say I sold my programmer at a garage sale. Now, how do I go about proving that?

Re:Oh, come on (5, Insightful)

Chasing Amy (450778) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683716)

You obviously don't know much about the reason people are so annoyed by DirecTV's insipid legal wrangling about smartcard-related equipment. There have been several *documented* cases of programmers and engineers or just plain computer geeks who like to experiment buying these devices for 100% legitimate smartcard programming uses, some of whom have never even owned satellite equipment. Nevertheless, they have been contacted by lawyers for DirecTV and bullyed into forfeiting the equipment and paying a settlement fee, or facing lengthy and expensive legal battles to prove their innocence. That's legalistic extortion, not a valid way to protect your service.

These cases have been documented and there have been articles about them on /. before, so do a little reading. It is *clearly* a substantial non-infringing use when you don't even own satellite equipment and buy smartcard-related/"unlooper" equipment for completely unrelated purposes. It isn't like there aren't many, many uses for smartcard systems that don't involve DirecTV.

> half the population of Scotland

A nation the English have treated very well in the last few centuries. No wonder they weren't paying for overpriced satellite services. People with a lower median income than their neighbours will naturally not be as willing to pay as often for disposable entertainment. Blame that for the collapse of ITV rather than the piracy itself. It's not like most of those people would have actually paid for the service even if the piracy weren't relatively easy.

That's the mistake of the content industry--they blame every problem on piracy. Instead of blaming $18 CD prices in a downturned economy for the decline in CD sales, they blame digital piracy. Instead of blaming $8.50 movie tickets and $5.00 drinks in a down economy for less-than-expected box office results, they blame piracy. Why not, it's easy, and it helps them eliminate a foe. But it's far from accurate.

Yet when a company starts extorting "settlement" money and equipment from people under the threat of expensive lawsuits, for buying equipment which has any number of geeky-goodness uses unrelated to DirecTV, that's unacceptable. I'm perfectly happy with my digital cable TV service, and yet I'm tempted to buy an "unlooper" and some legitimate smartcard equipment to play with just so I can get that letter from DirecTV. I have a feeling that this will end with DirecTV losing a class-action lawsuit brought by those wrongfully accused and extorted.

It is just unacceptably for a company to do what DirecTV is doing, or to do what the RIAA is doing by sending out DMCA letters based on strings within filenames, etc. Any time you condemn the innocent with the guilty, it is not justice, and it *cannot* be tolerated in our society.

Re:Oh, come on (1)

SKPhoton (683703) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683832)

But if the RIAA condemned only the "guilty" and didn't make stupid mistakes [com.com] caused by their automated scanning systems, it still would not be okay to demand ludicrous sums of money from music sharers in court.

Back during the days of prohibition, bootlegging was a huge industry. Sure it was "legally" incorrect but did that stop them? Nope. Gangsters made tons of money and often killed those who got in the way. I wonder if the mafia somehow got involved with the whole DMCA bit if the RIAA would cower away in fear or use it as yet another excuse to imprison random Kazaa users.

Re:Oh, come on (1)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683943)

You dumbass. What does a huge market have to do with "substantial non-infringing use" or the lack thereof? For instance, there is a huge market for panties. Most women wear them. The market for panties is overwhelmingly dominated by their use as an undergarment for women. That does not negate the fact there is a "substantial non-undergarment use" of panties, as evidenced by fuckwads like you who wear them on their heads to get their jollies.

Furthermore, the overwhelming majority of people use their heads to think, but that does not mean there is not a "substantial non-thinking use" of heads, as evidenced by yours being used to plug up your ass.

Need I go on?

Re:Oh, come on (2, Insightful)

Rogerborg (306625) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684011)

Do you realise that you're advocating making technology illegal? How do you propose to decide who is and is not allowed access to smart card programmers? Corporate policing of tools and knowledge is a terrifying prospect.

I mention this because I have a box full of probes, logic analysers and ICE systems at home that I've aquired over many years while working for tech companies. So, that makes me safe right? Well, wrong. If I buy a piece of hardware while working for Path-E-Tech, how does that stop OmniCorp Inc from having me chucked in the clink because they don't want me to have it?

Guilty until proven innocent is not the way it should work, and the sooner we make that clear to the corps, the better.

No offense.. (4, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6684033)

..but fuck off.

My Soyo Dragon Plus motherboard came with a Smartcard reader.

You're insisting that I must be pirating DirectTV because I bought a high-quality motherboard that came with a metric arseload of extras bundled in?

Informative? Your post is a troll, nothing more, nothing less.

Re:Oh, come on (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6684050)

sorry, dtv has every right to collect money for their signal BUT they do not have a right to sue everyone who buys a smartcard reader, which is exactly what they have been doing. They do not own the right to smartcard technology.

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Smart Card Readers (4, Insightful)

rf0 (159958) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683623)

Once again another reason to get rid of the DMCA. DirecTV should at least clarify their position (unless they are painting everyone with the same brush). Another great kick from coporate America

Rus

Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (3, Interesting)

dphoenix (623525) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683627)

I think that DirecTV's case against the modders is EFF'in' bullshit.
Once you buy hardware, you own it.
That may not be the case with copyright protected content, but just as you are authorized to privately show a DVD you own as many times as you want to (.. for now), you can privately hack your hardware any way you want to! Sealand, anyone? Or perhaps China. Australia would be good, except they just reversed their earlier decision and made selling mod-chips illegal again. However, it is still legal to install them over there!

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (3, Insightful)

danheskett (178529) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683667)

Once you buy hardware, you own it

But not the software in it. Hacking a SmartCard involves someone copying the software off the card, modding it, and copying it back to the card (or more maybe lots of people).

The hardware yes, but the softare? Nope.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (1)

dphoenix (623525) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683689)

Says you. If the software comes with the hardware, I can do what I want with it, too.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (3, Insightful)

danheskett (178529) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683738)

Okay, you can claim that, but that is simpy not the law, nor has it ever been - DMCA or not.

Copyright predates SmartCards.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (2, Insightful)

BrainInAJar (584756) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683741)

Funny thing, copyright is... No, if software comes with hardware you can NOT do with it as you wish. If you buy an HP computer (with windows on it), you can't decompile windows. It's in the EULA

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (1)

Pofy (471469) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683817)

>If you buy an HP computer (with windows on it),
>you can't decompile windows. It's in the EULA

Lets assume EULAs are valid. The simple sollution:

* Buy HP with Windows (you now own a computer and a copy of Windows).

* Don't agree to the EULA if it for some reason should be presented to you.

* Decompile your copy of Windows.

Unless copyright laws forbid it (and they generally only deal with copying, public performance and such) you can do everything else. Perhaps some other law in some countries might dictate that decompiling is illegal, but then, EULA or not doesn't matter to start with.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (4, Insightful)

1u3hr (530656) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684038)

Funny thing, copyright is... No, if software comes with hardware you can NOT do with it as you wish. If you buy an HP computer (with windows on it), you can't decompile windows. It's in the EULA

Copyright has no realtion to a EULA, and EULAs are not laws, at most they're contracts which you may or may not be a party to.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683794)

"If the software comes with the hardware, I can do what I want with it, too."

OMG THAT MEANS I CAN SELL WINDOWS FOR $1 A COPY NOW!!!!11 i mean it came with my dell so i own it right?

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (1)

Darth (29071) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683976)

OMG THAT MEANS I CAN SELL WINDOWS FOR $1 A COPY NOW!!!!11 i mean it came with my dell so i own it right?

you could sell the one copy you got with your computer. To make additional copies and sell them would violate copyright law.

That is why microsoft has an EULA to place further restrictions on you. The questionable enforcability of those EULAs is why microsoft (or the OEMs on microsoft's behalf) uses technological measures to tie the copy to the machine in a way that makes it useless without the machine it came with.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (3, Insightful)

Pofy (471469) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683831)

>But not the software in it.

Unless you made some special agreement in the shop when you bought the hardware, then yes, you indeed own that copy of the software too. Of course, you don't get to own any copyright to it, but you do own the copy of it, just as you own a book you buy despite not owning the copyright to it.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6684022)

You are wrong, I don't want to get into a flame fest, but you're surely wrong.

As long as it isn't a rental; take it apart, put it back together, do whatever the hell you want, just don't publicize what you find and you're sweet. Even legally.

All the software is is firmware which is really just hardware. Thinking of it as software is actually more abstract than thinking of it as little molecular traces (ie hardware), when you stand back a bit. You can study those molecules under a microscope or specially tuned electronic reader (computer) all you like. It's yours. To accept otherwise is a horrible breach of your rights as a non-communist. Don't go there.

Re:Bahh!!! DirecTV has no case! (1)

Guppy06 (410832) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684140)

Except that stealing DirecTV doesn't involve just hacking your box. It involves rigging your box to pass false information onto their servers in order to gain unauthorized access, essentially hacking/cracking hardware on the other end of the phone line. If it were easy/possible to decrypt the DirecTV signal without using the phone jack on the box, this would be a non-issue.

Or are you arguing that, becuase I own my computer, I have the right to use it to break into yours over the internet?

their advice (5, Insightful)

rokzy (687636) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683629)

3. If you currently subscribe to DirecTV, don't change a thing. A company official has testified that a sudden termination or change in service spells likely guilt in DirecTV's eyes, and a judge may see this logic.

omg what a great business model, sue people for cancelling service to prevent people who will quit because they don't like their business practices.

and wtf does "sudden" mean:
"hello I'd like to stop subscibing, please phase out all my channels over the next 2 years"

Re:their advice (2, Funny)

Alien Being (18488) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683743)

"a judge may see this logic"

BEDEVERE: Tell me ... What do you do with witches?

ALL VILLAGERS: Burn them! Burn them! Burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

FIRST VILLAGER: More witches!

SECOND VILLAGER: Sh!

THIRD VILLAGER: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?

FOURTH VILLAGER: [pianissimo] ... Because they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good.

[PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.]

ALL VILLAGERS: Oh! Oh yeah!

BEDEVERE: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?

FIRST VILLAGER: Build a bridge out of her!

BEDEVERE: Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?

ALL VILLAGERS: Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Uhh...

BEDEVERE: Uh, does wood sink in water?

ALL VILLAGERS: No! No! No! It floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond! The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

ALL VILLAGERS: ... Bread! ...Apples! ... Uh, very small rocks! Cider! Gra- Gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Churches! Lead! Lead!

ARTHUR: A duck!

[They all turn and look at ARTHUR. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.]

BEDEVERE: Exactly. So... logically ...

FIRST VILLAGER: [beginning to pick up the thread] If... she ... weighs.. the same.. as a duck ... she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

ALL VILLAGERS: A witch! A witch! A witch!

What about for the RIAA? (5, Interesting)

kscd (414074) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683633)

Forgive me if I'm off-topic. I'm glad the EFF has decided to fight this. I remember a while back there was some talk of donating money to the 4 kids involved in legal fights with the RIAA over enhancing the Windows sharing available on their campuses. While donating money to them to recoup their settlements was a novel idea, how about setting up a sort of legal defense fund for similarly accused students for the future. That way some of these cases may actually go to trial, and the absurdity of the DMCA can be tested. Think of it, 60 million ppl use peer to peer. We support artists, just not the cartels that house them now. (Hell, I haven't even used these networks in years, considering all the shit that's put out by the majors, I rely on CDbaby.com to find new music.)It's time to fix the broken state of the law to be more in line with serving the people it was created for.

Just watch, they'll lose their domain name (5, Interesting)

MichaelCrawford (610140) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683634)

My understanding is that whatever kangaroo court hears domain dispute consistently sides with trademark holders. So I bet DirectTV's first step will be to take the DirecTVDefense.org domain away from the EFF.

A friend of mine has operated a website called www.afm.com [afm.com] for quite some time. "AFM" stands for American Flea Market. A little while ago the American Film Marketing Assocation [afma.com] disputed the domain, saying that he was cybersquatting on their trademark. Their complaint filled a four-inch binder. He's operated the domain for several years before hearing from these jokers.

They accused any of everything from kidnapping the Lindbergh baby to crashing those planes into the World Trade Center. Oh, yeah, and Andy had weapons of mass destruction.

My friend is no fool. He fought the dispute tooth and nail, without any legal representation - and won, he got to keep his domain. But not everyone has been so lucky.

Andy put up a site about it called www.ShameOnTheAFMA.com [shameontheafma.com] , which has some resources that others could use to defend their domains.

Re:Just watch, they'll lose their domain name (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683724)

No they won't. Precident

http://www.fuckgeneralmotors.com/

2600 won that case and still owns the domain.

useless (-1, Redundant)

patch-rustem (641321) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683650)

... protect their right to own and use multi-purpose technology for its legal applications - and without fear of reprisal.

Well that's useless to me.
Where's the proctection for watch satalite for free?

You can buy a gun without being branded a murderer (5, Insightful)

fruey (563914) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683715)

... and this case seems remarkably similar to me.

Victor Hugo said, back in 1831/1832, that the printing press killed architecture, by taking away part of what architectural edifices were about (telling a story, imposing a theme, etc). Books lasted longer, could be more widely diffused, and were not subject to being rebuilt and demolished in the same ways (amongst other things, for more read "Ceci tuera cela" in "Notre Dame de Paris").

The Internet is now killing all other media, because it is at once all media, and is the same thing to all people, rather like the book was more accessible than the edifice as Victor Hugo observed had happened from the 15th century onwards*.

As has been mentioned elsewhere, ITV Digital went down due to piracy. Canal Horizons, the Moroccan digital TV unit, also went down due to piracy. Not that people were pirating their signal, they were pirating French digital TV instead ;-)

All this leads us to the logicial conclusion that paying for recorded content is going to be a harder and harder thing to enforce, whatever the medium. Which is great, in my opinion. It might bring back live entertainment, something which was originally killed by the recorded work. People moan about how piracy is killing CDs, DVDs and so on - but the real artists who could really perform live lost a livelihood to recorded works. Maybe they will see a renaissance, which would be much more democratic than some big-ass company making all the $$$ for a recording.

I can't help feeling that content is priced too high. Why should "Friends" actors make a million bucks an episode? Why should Arnold Schwarzenegger make so much? Careful editing and effects respectively make these two vehicles much more successful than the actual TALENT (or lack of) of the actors.

The re-democratisation of content is perhaps happening today. And live shows might perhaps make a comeback. I'd much rather hear a live show in a bar (sometimes for like $5 and maybe I'll leave a tip for the band or buy their self-marketed CD) than pay $15 for recorded works of some pimped singer who actually can't play an instrument or write anything, just has a nice voice _once it is processed_ ...

DirecTV, indeed TV in general, had it coming to them. Even their good content is becoming diluted by the sheer volume of crap out there, and indeed the success of mediocre vehicles like recent Friends, Simpsons and others just goes to show that the public is less and less able to find something good to watch (or listen to). People probably have a strong urge to pirate because it is quite frankly not worth the subscription fee most of the time. And, Internet is already giving us content on demand, including movies, on the wrong side of the law, while conventional media is actually playing catchup. Time to start seeing this for what it is, a paradigm shift for the 21st century.

* indeed Hugo was talking about an era before his time, the 15th century, when Gutenberg's press was invented. The novel "Notre Dame de Paris" was written in 1831-2 but the story takes place in 1482.

Re:You can buy a gun without being branded a murde (2, Informative)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683788)

" People probably have a strong urge to pirate because it is quite frankly not worth the subscription fee most of the time"

These people were paying $30 a pop for the new card software images to get every channel. They could have paid $20 to get the standard 300 channels. Obviously they were just greedy and wanted HBO and the skin channels for free.

Re:You can buy a gun without being branded a murde (1, Informative)

fruey (563914) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683809)

$20 for 300 channels? Wow it's not that cheap in Europe.

$30 for a card update? That's high too. Wasn't like that in Morocco ($2 an update). Did the update last over a month?

Re:You can buy a gun without being branded a murde (1)

FryGuy1013 (664126) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684090)

They could have paid $40 _per month_ for the lowest service instead of paying $30 a pop (i'm not even sure it costs that much). It's very economical to pirate, not that I do it of course.

In all honesty I would boycott DTV for this, but Dish network isn't available in my area, and Comcast is much more expensive.

Re:You can buy a gun without being branded a murde (1)

FryGuy1013 (664126) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684186)

Why should Arnold Schwarzenegger make so much?

Because he's the Governator!

Re:You can buy a gun without being branded a murde (1)

gfxguy (98788) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684358)

I agree with your rant, except this paragraph, which doesn't really even seem to belong:

I can't help feeling that content is priced too high. Why should "Friends" actors make a million bucks an episode? Why should Arnold Schwarzenegger make so much? Careful editing and effects respectively make these two vehicles much more successful than the actual TALENT (or lack of) of the actors.


They get paid that much because people are willing to pay that much. Would "Friends" be as popular if Jennifer and Courtney left? It might be just as good, but people are accusomed to the characters. Friends is a cash cow for the network, if they weren't making enough on it, they wouldn't be paying the actors that much.

If they were getting beans, I could turn around and ask why you thought the network should make so much money off the work of the actors. Same thing with sports and the outrageous contracts some of these guys get - but if they bring in the viewers, then they are worth it.

Sorry, don't want to belittle your whole argument, which makes a lot of sense, it just bothers me when people complain that others make too much money. It's the libertarian in me.

It's a Witchhunt (5, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683763)

I bought a smart card programmer for a friend overseas and had it delivered to my fathers address. My dad was a huge fan of Direct TV (bunch of dishes, always paid his bill) until they started threatening him with a lawsuit.

Now he is a fan of Dish Network...

Furthermore (5, Informative)

Penguinshit (591885) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683837)

DirecTV is suing Canadian citizens and attempting to disrupt information websites (presumably under the guise of the DMCA). What interesting about this is that DirecTV has no jurisdiction in Canada, as they have no presence there (they are not licensed to broadcast into Canada, which is what started this whole mess in the first place). Also, the DMCA does not apply to non-US citizens (although we've seen how well that's been applied in the Sklyarov case).

Right or wrong about the genesis of their actions (some folks really are intercepting DirecTV signal), DTV is just flat wrong about how they prosecute their case and need to be reigned back in.

Re:Furthermore (4, Insightful)

nadaou (535365) | more than 11 years ago | (#6683990)

DirecTV has no jurisdiction in Canada

DirecTV has no jurisdiction anywhere outside their own corptate structure. They're a friggin company, not a public instituion granted the right by the people to cast judgement. Same goes for the BSA, *AA, etc. They can't raid you. They can only 'lobby by check' politicians who tell their FBI underlings to do the raid..

Repeat after me: laywers++ != law. Don't let their marketeers get into your brain[*].

These verbal slips are just like "IP" and "DRM" phrases that pass into common usage but are really just twisted-meaning corportate bullshit!

Fight the noun.

[*] remember a faraday cage needs total coverage, so you have to go mummy-like, really.
The hat isn't enough.


Dict.org:
2. The authority of a sovereign power to govern or legislate;
the right of making or enforcing laws; the power or right
of exercising authority.

The solution to the DirecTV problem... (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6683971)

STOP FUCKING STEALING CABLE YOU ASSHOLE SLASHBOTS!!!!

And fuck the stupid ass lameness filter, too. Fuck you Rob Malda.

morons coordinate badtoll against unprecedented.. (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 11 years ago | (#6684160)

evile.

formerly unknown as the oil for babies effort.

mynuts won: annoying to the perpetrators/profiteers of evile?

you can pretend all you want. our advise is to be as far away from the walking dead contingent as possible, when the big flash occurs. you wouldn't want to get any of that evile on you.

as to the free unlimited energy plan, as the lights come up, more&more folks will stop being misled into sucking up more&more of the infant killing barrolls of crudeness, & learn that it's more than ok to use newclear power generated by natural (hydro, solar, etc...)methods. of course more information about not wasting anything/behaving less frivolously is bound to show up, here&there.

cyphering how many babies it costs for a barroll of crudeness, we've decided to cut back, a lot, on wasteful things like giving monIE to felons, to help them destroy the planet/population.

no matter. the #1 task is planet/population rescue. the lights are coming up. we're in crisis mode. you can help.

the unlimited power (such as has never been seen before) is freely available to all, with the possible exception of the aforementioned walking dead.

consult with/trust in yOUR creator. more breathing. vote with yOUR wallet. seek others of non-aggressive intentions/behaviours. that's the spirit, moving you.

pay no heed/monIE to the greed/fear based walking dead.

each harmed innocent carries with it a bad toll. it will be repaid by you/us. the Godless felons will not be available to make reparations.

pay attention. that's definitely affordable, plus you might develop skills which could prevent you from being misled any further by phonIE ?pr? ?firm? generated misinformation.

good work so far. there's still much to be done. see you there. tell 'em robbIE.

the rest of the wwworld is laughing/crying at/for US in sympathy/disgust, as we fall/jump into the daze of the georgewellian corepirate nazi life0cide, whilst criticizing their ip gangsters, which are also members of the walking dead.

Internet, credit cards, and anonymity (4, Insightful)

Musashi Miyamoto (662091) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684179)

This is a good example of the lack of anonymity that we have as consumers on the internet. Had these people been able to purchase their products anonymously, this sort of abuse wouldn't be possible.

If the government were to try a stunt like this, it would be against the constitution's "ex post facto" rules. But instead, we are moving toward a society that's "laws" are defined by corporate entities.

Though we loathe the idea of the government installing cameras and watching us, bugging our phones, reading our e-mail, record our purchase transactions, and track our movements, we allow corporations to do it all the time. This is already bad enough, but if we allow the government to centralize these corporate databases, then by default, we will have allowed the frightening world of 1984 to exist.

Copyright, revisited (5, Insightful)

Rogerborg (306625) | more than 11 years ago | (#6684311)

The Congress shall have power to promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries. [loc.gov]

Inventors for all practical purposes now means corporate entities, because if they can ban the tools required to investigate and experiment with technology, then the era of the individual inventor is over. The ability of corporations to stifle scientific investigation now rivals that of the Inquisition.

Now the question isn't "what can I invent?", but "can I afford a lawyer to defend my right to invent?"

I actually feel physically sick.

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