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PCLinuxOS 2K4: Mandrake Meets The Live CD

timothy posted more than 10 years ago | from the and-it's-not-knoppix dept.

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NoahsLinuxArk2K3 writes "For those of you who may not be familiar with PCLinuxOS, it's a Linux distro derived from Mandrake Linux 9.2, developed by none other than Texstar from PCLinuxOnline (best known for his RPM work for the same distro). The new distro is primarily a Live CD, but can also be installed to the hard drive. It is still in preview release, but at 306 hits per day, it's already #8 on the DistroWatch charts. This review is the first of its kind to surface and it is looking very promising." Update: 12/30 03:18 GMT by T : A semi-anonymous reader writes "For those who dont have a high speed connection, PCLinuxOS 2K4 Preview 4 is available from OSDisc.com for a few bucks." Probably soon it will be at cheapbytes, too.

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Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832143)

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To the GNAA.. (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832177)

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Re:To the GNAA.. (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832253)

I got into penisbird's /usr/bin once, that fucking troll.

Re:RKZ GNAA 4 EVA (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832191)

When does the FP contest end? And why isn't CLIT participating?

FP 04 Happy n3w yar! Wo0t! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832289)

They should all compete for the first FP of the new year 04.

GODDAMNIT I GOTTA PISS REAL HARD AND SHIT, (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832286)

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Re:more like Cockdrake (-1, Offtopic)

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Re:more like Cockdrake (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832163)

If only there were enough moderators in this world to get rid of such postings.

Re:more like Cockdrake (1)

sk8_feet (546624) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832203)

Now I know for sure that Kindergarten is out for Christmas break. BTW: I kind of like Mandrake, I recommend it to lot's of WinTel users ...

Re:more like Cockdrake (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832230)

Congratz asshole. I stop reading at -1 from now on. Good bye wonderful freedom of speech you trolls supposedly fight for.

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Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832145)

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hello (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832148)

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Third Post! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832149)

You retarded Troll Kore and GNAA, fighting for First Post... THIRD post is the hardest to get.

YOU FAIL IT (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832232)

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Re:THE KING IS ALIVE (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832374)

That's gotta be painful to run through spellcheck.

Quite Amazing (1, Insightful)

Rodrin (729362) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832153)

It's very rare to have a new linux distrobution hit the top 10 on distrowatch ever. Count this distro in your books as a record breaker. But why does it have to be based on Mandrake? Boo-hoo. =)

Re:Quite Amazing (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832359)

Not quite true. Unusual yes, not that rare though. Yoper was in the #1 spot less than two weeks after addition to Distrwatch and stayed there for a while. Knoppix skyrocketed and settled in a 3d, I don't remember how high it got though. Sorceror linux followed the same pattern. There are probably others but since Distrowatch is /. ed I can't look at the distro list to refresh my memory.

Re:Quite Amazing (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832363)

i remember about a year or longer ago when Yoper came out it made #1 for a while and i could not see what all the fuss was about as it was just another dumbed down distro (bastard child of Debian only dumbed down)

now Yoper is barely keeping current

swines the lot (-1, Troll)

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Holy shit! (4, Funny)

squiggleslash (241428) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832168)

developed by none other than Texstar from PCLinuxOnline
Holy crap! Not Texstar from PCLinuxOnline!!!

This is a great day for us all.

Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even better.. (4, Insightful)

Qweezle (681365) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832174)

Mandrake has always been my favorite distro for it's useability, while still maintaining the features that a Linux guru(not myself) would love, it's truly a distro for everyone.

But a Live CD is just awesome, think of all the new users who can try Linux for the first time, not as Knoppix, which is translated from German, but Mandrake! What a great way to learn about and be introduced to Linux!

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (4, Interesting)

cavebear42 (734821) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832293)

Mandrake with its superior driver support is the way to go for a live CD. I'm excited to hear that there is interest in pursuing this type of OS. My challenge with the live CD distro is that, as I understand it, its a "take it the way we make it" distro. No matter how much you like the way they made it, it just feels wrong. You should be able to build your own cd out of the Mandrake you configured. In any case, I still await the day Linux comes in a distro Grandma can use.

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832302)

Yeah. You always get americans going "when will linux be ready for The Desktop (tm)". Hint: It's READY RIGHT NOW. Mandrake rocks.

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832304)

mandrake is a fucking piece of shit for linux gurus. very few people that know linux well enough to be considered a guru run mandrake. It's actually fucked up when it comes to getting stable compilers working. shit, they even fuck up the stock kernel version number "2.4.22-10mdk" and didn't bother to change the version.h in /usr/include/linux (which isn't the right place for kernel sources btw)

fuck mandrake and fuck redhat. fuck any distro built off of them

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fuck you for asking.

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832324)



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Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (5, Informative)

KeyserDK (301544) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832364)

Mandrake Has just relaesed a LiveCD called MandrakeMOVE. One version for use with an USB Key or one for use with no USB key.

Another thing is that Textar is mainly releasing an bugfix/update of mandrake. Nice, but 99% of the work is done by mandrakesoft. The world of GPL.

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832380)

Knoppix, which is translated from German, but Mandrake!
I thought Mandrakesoft is a company in France. No?

Re:Mandrake is great anyway, live CD is even bette (1)

Eggplant62 (120514) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832420)

But a Live CD is just awesome, think of all the new users who can try Linux for the first time, not as Knoppix, which is translated from German, but Mandrake! What a great way to learn about and be introduced to Linux!


Yeah, but Mandrake beat them to the punch with MandrakeMove. I find it very much similar in function and feel to a Knoppix/Drake bastard child, although it lacked a bit of the applications that I'm used to with Mandrake. It was much like Mandrake Light.

EAT SHIT TROLLKORE (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832178)



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TROLLKORE FUCKING SUCKS !!! (-1, Troll)

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LiveCD installers (5, Interesting)

AMystery (725537) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832197)

Why aren't there more LiveCD installers? I used Knoppix [knoppix.net] as my debian [debian.org] installer and it was such a good experience that given the choice I would never go back to anything else. Text based installers are powerful, but for the pure user experience, being able to boot into a full OS and surf the web and listen to music while the OS installs in the background seems like the best way. So why aren't there more such discs? Also related, is this something other geeks would want? I can see the elitism of loving debian's old isntaller, but how much worse is a LiveCD version? Is the only problem hardware support? Its easier to have a simple installer that works on everything than try to get a LiveCD to boot? Appeal to the lowest common denominator?

Re:LiveCD installers (4, Insightful)

bfree (113420) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832422)

Taking Debian as an example, it may be worthwhile looking at having a liveCD net-installer image, so you can boot up into a full-system and choose to kick off a net install at any time. But on a regular installation cd, you do not want a liveCD, why? Well the point of having a cd is so you don't have to download so many packages (if any), and if you use up space on the cd with the liveCD then you will likely send more people hitting the mirrors.

I recently had to install a system as a basic desktop. I did both types of knoppix-installer runs (debian and knoppix) and either way I felt I had a slightly mish-mashed system which I didn't really want to keep working with. So I got the latest daily image of the net-inst cd for debian-installer, experienced one minor problem (had to hand prod the network up) and had a system up under my control in no time. The old debian installer is just that, old! The new debian installer is looking great [debian.org] (providing the ports can come together) and while it may still be in development, asking why liveCD when compared to the old installer is a waste of time. Why liveCD Vs the new installer ... well I think it's a matter of horses for courses. If you want a quick means to a certain setup, liveCDs should be great, but if you want to setup a system with what you want, it's probably never going to happen from a liveCD except where the liveCD is simply a glorified front-end to the regular installer and then your liveCD has the decreased space for packages that got me started!

Re:LiveCD installers (1)

BHearsum (325814) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832504)

Specifically speaking to Debian I see no reason to have a LiveCD installer. With the current XFS install disc I have Debian installed in less than 10 minutes. I don't want to extend that to 15 or 20 to surf the web for 10 minutes (which I can easily do with my other machine anyways, heh). Now for something like Gentoo I always use knoppix to install it (don't like the Gentoo LiveCD much).

HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL (-1, Troll)

(TK18)Dessimat0r (736369) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832199)

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DOES YOUR MOTHER ENJOY ORAL SEX WITH YOUR FATHER? (-1, Troll)

(TK20)Dessimat0r (736375) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832204)

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poor penguin (2, Funny)

Dreadlord (671979) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832206)

this poor pengiun [madpenguin.org] should have listened to Linus when he told him CDs aren't fish.

Re:poor penguin (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832396)

Ouch. That's just wrooong!

Why Mandrake? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832208)

According to the Harry Potter lore, if you've been petrified, the best thing you could do is take mandrake. Thus for all you BSODed Windows users out there who still freeze up, mandrake is your cure.

For those who don't freeze up, the livecd version is for you -- you can try it out and STILL have the exclusive potential to wait for that highly coveted Windows system lockup.

Re:Why Mandrake? (3, Funny)

cfuse (657523) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832560)

According to the Harry Potter lore, if you've been petrified, the best thing you could do is take mandrake.

If one is petrified, how does one take anything other than what is given?

Nurse, pass me my gloves and lubricant, and that huge turnip shaped mandrake root ...

YRO (-1, Troll)

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Picard: MR WORF, ENGAGE YOUR PENIS, MAXIMUM SPEED (-1, Offtopic)

(TK)_IsuckDICK (736108) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832212)

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WHAT KIND OF RAPED POKEMON ARE YOU? (-1)

(TrollCore)Dessimat0 (663223) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832222)

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Linux fucking SUCKS, you STUPID, FUCKING, IDIOTS!! (-1)

(TK7)Dessimat0r (670516) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832224)

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Great for demoing (1)

xybe (525773) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832227)

This is truly a great chance to let users of other OSs take linux for a ride, especially since Mandrake is quite user-friendly. If a user decides to install Linux on the HD, mandrake is quite newbie-friendly, pity that the current version seems to have quirky HD installer.

#1 with a Bullet (4, Funny)

mesach (191869) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832229)

It is still in preview release, but at 306 hits per day, it's already #8 on the DistroWatch charts.

Way to shoot it directly to #1 with a bullet and a slashdotting!!!

Re:#1 with a Bullet (1)

Goalie_Ca (584234) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832376)

quick someone post another fedora or gentoo story.
HURRY!!!!

God dammit! (0, Offtopic)

77Punker (673758) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832231)

Is it just me, or are the trolls getting worse?

Re:God dammit! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832247)

It's just you.

Re:God dammit! (1, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832259)

most likely /. discussing threads will be modded down, but her goes it anyway.
it's the holidays, when those lamers have nothing to do but spam /., a couple of weeks and it'll be over.
I wonder if CmdrTaco can implement some filter for ASCII art, or goatse links, both shouldn't be that hard at all, and in both cases, the post's score is -1 automatically.

Re:God dammit! (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832417)

It's possible to implement such filters but only is useful IF it counts as a down moderation when the post starts automatically at -1. The reason it's so important is after enough negative moderations, the IPs of the wankers are banned. It probably doesn't matter that much, though, since they have proxy lists.

There actually are lameness filters to prevent a lot of the ASCII art.

What's unfortunate, is more restrictions will probably be placed on posting which will likely prevent some legitimate posts from getting through.

Re:God dammit! (1)

SharpFang (651121) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832264)

Yeah. And by "worse" I wouldn't even mean "more frequent". Just plainly MUCH worse quality. Little stupid scoundrels that struggle for attention, just because they are too stupid to post anything that would earn them a single +1.

Now mod me +1 Flamebait ;)

Ah, so it wasn't that I'm offtopic - somebody tell me, is that new LiveCD better than knoppix? And if so, how?

BitTorrent? (1)

MyHair (589485) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832234)

Okay, sounds cool, I wanna try it, but I expect this 33k download rate won't last. Anyone have a bittorrent link?

my penis erects when an owl is in the room (-1)

(TK5)Dessimat0r (670505) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832238)

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Mothers! Lend your vaginas to me (-1, Troll)

(TK)_IsuckDICK (736108) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832248)

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REDHAT? MORE LIKE SHITCAT (-1)

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Get linuxed! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832261)

I first got linuxed with Slackware (ouch!), but when I tried Mandrake, i seen the light, and the the elegent gears with K's engraved on them. Mandrake is a good distro, even power users will like it. Try mandrake cooker edition, its like Unstable Debian, but without the gritty bits of
Linux.

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holy shit the trolls are taking over (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832278)

And I will still read at -1, as this is truly hilarious. Slashdot would be cold and dead without these warm little cute bastards posting their infantile ASCII-art. I'm literally rolling on the floor and laughing my ass off. Thank you Trollkore, GNAA and whatever...

Re:holy shit the trolls are taking over (0)

SharpFang (651121) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832306)

D0h. I appreciate a good troll. But this is junk, shit! When they post a homosexual story, an ethnic joke with Slashdot management substituted for characters, when they make vague references to usablity of new feature in pr0n business, when they forge the Nigerian Scam or BSD is Dead to suit a story, the classic Beowulf, Russia and Profit, that are all really good trolls! But this?
Pathetic.

Re:holy shit the trolls are taking over (1)

cavebear42 (734821) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832330)

Fix your filters. You woln't have to see the crap. dave

Re:holy shit the trolls are taking over (1)

SharpFang (651121) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832349)

Just did that. But now I might be missing a lot of valuable trolls :)

Re:holy shit the trolls are taking over (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832347)

Latest netcraft survey reveals: innovative trolling is dying. ( The cat thing was a pretty cool twist on an old theme though. )

YLFI

Re:holy shit the trolls are taking over (1)

Lehk228 (705449) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832462)

1)Imagine a Beowulf cluster of trolls in soviet russia 2)???? 3)Profit /compound troll

Time to clarify. (1)

Bilange (237074) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832565)

I dont get the "Beowulf clusters" and the "in Soviet Russia" sentences. Can someone explain?

Maybe the BSD is dead too, if theres some kind of inside joke about BSD...

OMFG! lololololololol I PuLleD mY gROin! (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832288)

AnD SomE wHiTe STufF CAmE ouT! iT lOokeD liKe FrOsTInG, BuT dIdN'T TaSTe LiKE fRosTiNg! lolololololoroflololol

Mandrake est francais ! (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832294)

Ne faites jamais confiance aux Francais. Ils sont fromage mangeant, singes de reddition. Ne regardez jamais eux, eux des mots de pronouce correctement, la subsistance mettant le que a la fin des mots et plus mauvais de tous, ils prennent l'urine de chat et la vendent en tant que "vin". Oui, c'est un troll, et oui, j'ai employe les poissons de Babel mais qui s'inquiete quand le trollkore est sur le perdre.

Ohohohoho! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832308)

Regarde! Nous sommes francais! Nous nous rendons! Oh la la!!!

Babelfish Translation (0)

Shriek (261178) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832469)

Never make confidence with the French. They are eating cheese, monkeys of rendering. Never look at them, them words of pronouce correctly, the subsistence putting it that has the end of the words and worse of all, they take the urine of cat and sell it as "a wine". Yes, it is a troll, and yes, I have employe the fish of Babel but which inquiete when the trollkore is on losing it.

TROLLKORE 4EVR (-1, Offtopic)

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I WANT TO STICK MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832305)

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WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO? (-1)

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Trollkore uses KDE (-1, Offtopic)

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slashdot=news for jews... read more... (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832348)

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Are you a dumbfuck that thinks you know everything wired.com [wired.com] ?
Are you cheap as fuck linux.org [linux.org] ?
Are you deprecated because of your 2ton nose Ananova.com [ananova.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then FAG (Federation for Advancement of Jews) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join Todya!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, masturbate while watching seinfeld ( come on you know thats a given! ;-) ).
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Third, join the official FAG irc channel #FAG on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the FAG Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org].
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You = Nigger (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832403)

K, U R TEH NIGRE!!111

I WANT TO STICK MY PEE PEE IN YOUR POO POO HOLE (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832354)



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I want to stick my pee pee in your poo poo hole

This is great (-1, Flamebait)

DroversDog (450920) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832360)

.... just what we needed, another Linux distribution.

Linux: Worth suing everyone for

Blah... (1)

iamdrscience (541136) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832388)

Who cares how a no-name site like distrowatch ranks linux distros? I'm more interested in where Casey Kasem and Rick Dee's weekly Top 40 distro rankings puts them.

Distrowatch Rankings (0)

42sd (557362) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832390)

Heres the google cache [66.102.7.104] of the rankings.
It's from the 12th of December. PCLinuxOS is 11th in the last 3 months column.

"Out of the box" gratis commercial software? (1)

Plug (14127) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832399)

Everyone says that Linux can't be easy to use while people have to go out and manualy get graphics drivers, Java, Flash etc, loosely ignoring the fact you do the exact same thing on Windows.

Why is this distribution any different? The legal powers-that-be in all the other distros say that they can't ship with Java/Flash/whatever. I don't ask from a "how have they done wrong" perspective; I'm hoping that there has been some background research done that could mean other distributions can start shipping with the NVIDIA/ATI drivers and useful gratis commercial applications out of the box.

Looking for a PowerPC version (1)

Thaidog (235587) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832402)

The knoppix powerpc version sucked... but the idea is great for a rescue disk... I use knoppix for both x86 and PowerPC for this reason. Anybody seen anything ready for powerpc?

hey jews! this is a must read... (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832405)

FAG (Federation for Advancement of Jews) is the first organization which gathers jew mother fuckers from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being jew!

Are you a dumbfuck that thinks you know everything wired.com [wired.com] ?
Are you cheap as fuck linux.org [linux.org] ?
Are you deprecated because of your 2ton nose Ananova.com [ananova.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then FAG (Federation for Advancement of Jews) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join Todya!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, masturbate while watching seinfeld ( come on you know thats a given! ;-) ).
Second, succeed in posting a FAG "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org], a popular "news for jews" website
Third, join the official FAG irc channel #FAG on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the FAG Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org].
If you have mod points and would like to support FAG, please moderate this post up.
This post brought to you by ""Penisbird"" [nero-online.org] , a bona' fide FAG ;-)


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hey jews this post is for you (-1, Troll)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832424)

FAG (Federation for Advancement of Jews) is the first organization which gathers jew mother fuckers from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being jew!

Are you a dumbfuck that thinks you know everything wired.com [wired.com] ?
Are you cheap as fuck linux.org [linux.org] ?
Are you deprecated because of your 2ton nose Ananova.com [ananova.com] ?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, then FAG (Federation for Advancement of Jews) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Join Todya!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, masturbate while watching seinfeld ( come on you know thats a given! ;-) ).
Second, succeed in posting a FAG "first post" on slashdot.org [slashdot.org], a popular "news for jews" website
Third, join the official FAG irc channel #FAG on EFNet, and apply for membership. Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the FAG Java IRC client by clicking here [nero-online.org].
If you have mod points and would like to support FAG, please moderate this post up.
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Isn't it about time for a Live-DVD? (3, Interesting)

Rick Richardson (87058) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832433)

I'd like to see an uncompressed Live-DVD with twice as much stuff on it as on a Live-CD. Anbody working on one of those yet?

But in the meantime, anybody got a bit torrent for PCLinuxOS up?

-Rick

Re:Isn't it about time for a Live-DVD? (1)

sofakingl (690140) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832524)

The basic idea behind sticking with CD is that more computers have CD-ROM drives than DVD-ROM drives; thus, more people can use the distro if it is on CD. But you are still right, though; even with less people able to use it, it would still be nice to have a LiveDVD distro so that those with the proper drives can have better Live distros.

A Download Link (1)

Hal The Computer (674045) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832439)

If you want to download the latest version right now, you can:

Download PCLinuxOS [ibiblio.org]

(Hopefully, we'll have a hard time slashdotting Ibiblio.org)

LAST POST!!!!hfjhjhjkghjhjfhj (-1, Troll)

(TK21)Dessimat0r (736416) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832465)

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YOU FAIL IT! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7832519)

MOOKORE 0WNZ J00

Since most of the other posts at +2 (5, Informative)

MrHanky (141717) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832536)

are replies to trolls, I think I should try to make a serious post. But in the christmas spirit, I have to admit that I'm very drunk at the moment, so most spelling mistakes are the results of being non-English and very drunk. And having just seen a friend run off with the only good-looking woman in the pub, and she wasn't that good looking anyway. But I'm not complaining, so this should be worth at least +2 informative anyways (at least, I'm not going to say that *BSD is dead). Alright, here goes:

I tried PCLinuxOS a couple of weeks go. It's a live CD a la Knoppix, but based on Mandrake instead of Debian. What I liked about the distro was that it found all the hardware, like Knoppix. I also liked the fact that it was really simple to find various apps in the menues, but that's not very unlike Knoppix, is it? I use Debian ayway, so Knoppix feels quite all right to me. PCLinuxOS is good in most of the ways that Knoppix are.

However, PCLinux were (at the time I used it, in the beginning of December) not very well localized. I'm used to Norwegian keyboard lay-out, and when I can't find the '|' and '@' symbols, I'm pretty much fucked (especially the latter. Try connecting to an email-address or a Jabber-account without '@'!). What I'm trying to say, is that it's not quite as well localized as Knoppix is. Most programmers (who use US lay-out anyway) or Americans wouldn't notice, but persoally, I get confused. In Knoppix, I just choose my keyboard lay-out by right-clicking on the flag in the system tray, and I type '@' by pressing '@'. PCLinuxOS just doesn't have that option, so it's obviously a very American product, although based on the French Mandrake. That's one point in favour of Knoppix. Oh, and when you exit Knoppix, it will eject the CD and ask you to hit ENTER before the computer turns off, as if by magic (but by ACPI/APM).

So, personally, I don't see any reason to use PCLinuxOS instead of Knoppix, but if you use Mandrake or Red Hat, it's probably the rescue CD you want. Or if you use American keyboard layout. No matter what, PCLinuxOS has very good hardware detection, so if you can't be bothered to make your own rescue CD, you might just as well use that as anything else. It's good. Submit bug reports. I know I should have.

And it has many of the apps you want to demonstrate to most wannabee nerds.

Mandrake is the best! Always will be! (0, Flamebait)

RouterSlayer (229806) | more than 10 years ago | (#7832567)

I've always liked Mandrake better than any, well, since Slackware went to v7. up to v4 slackware was best, after that... ugh.

Mandrake has ALWAYS had the best hardware detection, especially for notebooks! my god it's easy to setup, and use too! and ALL the tools are there!

what the hell is yer problem?!?
It's got apt-get too yknow! and rpm! and mandrake package management... and everything.

sheesh.

BTW KDE kicks Gnome's ass all over the place. the new one, KDE v3.2, omg it's hot!

so stop spouting BS about Mandrake, it's the only stable, well-supported, fully open-source distro left. RedCrap is gone (always has been CRAP!) and SUSE is now going to be gone (thanks Novell). What else? Slackware which isn't so great any more?

Or debian? bah! debian sucks rocks, always has. The old Slackware could kick its butt into next week!

There's a Mandrake LIVE (boot from CD) version too out now, I think it's called Mandrake-Move. It's very cool!

So get off yer holier than thou bullshit. and btw - BSD Sucks! nice stable platform, LOUSY hardware support, write me when it gets out of the freaking darkages! Sun 2.4 left that kind of disk partition management in the dust eons ago!

it's (almost) 2004 people, this aint the freaking 70s!

And BTW I still prefer VMS (command-line!) v5.2 all the way baby, no gui's for me. and please! no bullshit about NT being VMS, it ain't, so kiss my ass.. ;)
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