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UK Government to Tax Linux?

CmdrTaco posted more than 10 years ago | from the only-a-matter-of-time dept.

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An anonymous reader writes "The UK government is looking at introducing a tax aimed at software published under GNU GPL. It claims that because programmers do it for free, it is losing out on income tax and that commercial software companies (read Microsoft) are at a disadvantage. Some pressure group has already put up a website with more details and news site Techworld have got a quote from a Treasury spokesman saying that they're only considering it."

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Looking for a date! (-1, Offtopic)

Klerck (213193) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739778)

Cute 21 year old geek seeks female companion for nerdy fun. If you want to date me, mod this up!

Re:Looking for a date! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739798)

scenewhore.

Re:Looking for a date! (0, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739806)

Slashdot has personals for that you know...

Re:Looking for a date! (2, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739850)

What the fuck? I just got mod points and I tried to mod this post up. When I did I got a message that said it was "administratively frozen" and that users cannot moderate it.

WTF?!?!?!

Re:Looking for a date! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739891)


That's funny, the same thing happened when I tried to mod up your post as "interesting". Somebody else try it, please.

Re:Looking for a date! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739943)

Huh, I was able to mod it up; maybe you should write cowboy neal there, pal.

Re:Looking for a date! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739857)

I WANT TO FUCK YOU UP THE ASS, COWBOY!!

Regards,
CmdrTaco, bohica

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OMG (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739779)

Worst April Fool's article ever

first post (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739780)

happy april fools

Re:first post (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739819)

Yeah, too bad that was the THIRD POST.

Even a 100% tax is ok (5, Funny)

AtariAmarok (451306) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739782)

What is 100% of "free"?

Re:Even a 100% tax is ok (1)

TyrelHaveman (159881) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739807)

Good point.

Re:Even a 100% tax is ok (4, Informative)

bheer (633842) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739923)

I know this is a joke, but in a way the UK (any .gov, really) bills open source already. Folk who install/deploy/sell Linux solutions pay Value Added Tax on the services they render. The only reason open source volunteers are -- and will remain -- exempt is that they don't enter into transactions with the organizations they're volunteering code to. You can't tax volunteer activity.

Re:Even a 100% tax is ok (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739958)

That would really suck if we had that in the US. Right now all I have to pay is federal and state income tax on the money I make from my linux services. I dont even have to charge sales tax. but to have another tax on top of that? no way.

What? (5, Funny)

vwjeff (709903) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740039)

Another April Fools article. We all know that Linux is not real. You can't tax something that does not exist. Grow up people.

That sucks (5, Funny)

NanoGator (522640) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739783)

At least with the Microsoft tax, I get a neat holographic coaster.

eDrugTrader disagrees (5, Funny)

Deraj DeZine (726641) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739871)

If you like shiny plastic and psychedelic colors, I would say that your money might have been better spent on hallucinogenic drugs.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA ... (-1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739789)

Linux taxes you!

tax it all you want... (3, Funny)

Hooya (518216) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739790)

a 100% sales tax on $0 = $0. sheesh.

Re:tax it all you want... (3, Funny)

Sesostris III (730910) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739979)

Er, no. It is 100% tax on $699 surely?

I make that ... $699!

Re:tax it all you want... (2, Funny)

spoonboy42 (146048) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740010)

That's totally irrelevant, my friend, as a 100% tax on zero pounds sterling = 0 pounds.

Thank God! (4, Funny)

Knight Thrasher (766792) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739792)

Real news on April 1st! Thank you! And please dear LORD no Open Source Tax!

Re:Thank God! (3, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739902)

Real news on April 1st! ...to make up for the bullshit we get on the other 364 days.

Re:Thank God! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8740050)

Be careful removing that hook from your mouth ;)

OK, I'm bored (1, Redundant)

bigHairyDog (686475) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739793)

of the April fools jokes... 5 in one day is excessive.

Re:OK, I'm bored (5, Interesting)

NanoGator (522640) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739895)

"OK, I'm bored of the April fools jokes... 5 in one day is excessive."

Every single April 1st, there's always some git who gets modded up for saying the exact same thing. Slashdot's been running 365/24/7, you can can take a day off for silliness.

Re:OK, I'm bored (1)

q-the-impaler (708563) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739906)

Last year, or maybe the year before (they all run together), /. posted multiple duplicate stories on April 1st. Even more than normal! Anything is possible.
Luckily it only lasts 24 hours.

Re:OK, I'm bored (4, Funny)

chef_raekwon (411401) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739920)

of the April fools jokes... 5 in one day is excessive.

you think that is excessive - maybe you should try working instead of trolling on slashdot. now that, is excessive, my friend.

Great (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739801)

So, a tax on my free time is it?

What next? Sexual Enjoyment Tax??

Re:Great (5, Funny)

bigHairyDog (686475) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739841)

What next? Sexual Enjoyment Tax??

No, I think most /.ers would be immune from that one...

Bernie :o)

Re:Great (4, Funny)

stephenisu (580105) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739924)

actually they call it a repetitive stress injury.. or carpal tunnel.

Re:Great (1)

ookabooka (731013) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739847)

Of course, and following that is a charity tax (after eliminating deduction of course) and a general waste of time tax, if you arent producing anything, the government looses money, so its in their best interest to charge you a tax for doing nothing.

Re:Great (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739996)

its in their best interest to charge you a tax for doing nothing.

Well, this certainly is an issue to be evaluated. Consider the following activities:

- volunteer work: This deprives the government of rightful tax funds as individuals and organizations conspire to provided services often in competition with the government. Better to have you work an extra 20 hours weekly at your job, apply a tax and then have the government provide those charitable services. Not only is volunteerism cheating the government from rightful funds, but it's depriving them of applying all those helpful "strings" and conditions to the money and resources provided to the needy.

- unemployment: What are you unemployed bums doing? Not paying taxes, for certain, if you've had your unemployment benefits lapse. This is shameful citizenship and it needs to be dealt with per firm, forceful action. Unemployed individuals should be taxed $10/hour for every hour under 40 they do not work. This would affect the underemployed as well and motivate them to take that extra gas station or telemarketing job.

You people need to understand that your government has costs. Paying large Senate salaries to Senators who are too busy to show up for work [deanforamerica.com] , sending billions of pork to wealthy incumbant telephone companies under the guise of "providing broadband" (new broadband providers meeting the challenge need not apply per the rules - you don't return enough funds to your Congresspersons wallet), etc. all take lots of cash, and if you fools wanna prevent further increases in the deficit, you're gonna have to pay for that free time.

Re:Great (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739880)

What next? Sexual Enjoyment Tax??

I don't Gates could even afford that! ;-)

Re:Great (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739886)

Since most value their free time at exorbitant rates (say, $90 / hour)... You will be taxed on your time period for sexual enjoyment. The US Postal Service will handle this. Your 15 seconds of glory will cost you one stamp.

Books and rolls of these SE stamps will be available.

Thank you, please drive through...

Re:Great (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739896)

It's called a wife.

Posted anon because she reads ;-)

Re:Great (4, Funny)

Phekko (619272) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739907)

What, in Britain? Don't be daft, nobody enjoys it there ;)

Re:Great (5, Funny)

gellenburg (61212) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739952)

Yes.

It would be called the Sexual Enjoyment Tax Initiative.

We will be releasing a distributed client to assist in this endeavour called "SETI@Home".

Have a good day.

thingy! (4, Funny)

stevenrieder (698445) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740009)

Obligatory Monty Python sketch:

Third Official: "Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one."
Politician: "What do you mean?"
Third Official: "Well, er, smoking's been taxed, drinking's been taxed but not ... thingy."
Politician: "Good Lord, you're not suggesting we should tax... thingy?"
First Official: "Poo poo's?"
Third Official: "No."
First Official: "Thank God for that. Excuse me for a moment." (leaves)
Third Official: "No, no, no - thingy."
Second Official: "Number ones?"
Third Official: "No, thingy."
Politician: "Thingy!"
Second Official: "Ah, thingy. Well it'll certainly make chartered accountancy a much more interesting job."

A tax on... thingy? (1)

then, it was nigh (455221) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740016)

Well, it'd certainly make chartered accountancy [utwente.nl] a much more interesting job...

Very cute. (4, Interesting)

Jaywalk (94910) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739808)

And the "what you can do" plea to get readers to get major news organizations to pick up the story is a nice touch. Nice example of viral marketing. It would be a bit more convincing -- but less funny -- if they got people to write Parliament instead.

I'd dearly love to see Forbes get suckered by this one. They've been such dorks about anything to do with Linux, it would be par for the course. It looks like they bought [forbes.com] the Google mail story hook, line and sinker.

Re:Very cute. (1)

baudilus (665036) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739881)

Forbes isn't the only one - check out CNN [cnn.com] .

gg Google!

Re:Very cute. (1)

Thanatopsis (29786) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739928)

Cause it's true, they are launching a mail service. The April Fools joke from Google is about a job on their new moon base. Here's Google's April Fools Joke [google.com]

Re:Very cute. (4, Informative)

Draoi (99421) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739982)

It looks like they bought the Google mail story hook, line and sinker.

Actually, it's true [forbes.com]

And hey look, Slashdot got a mention;

"It's going to go down in history as one of the biggest pranks ever pulled," wrote one message poster at Slashdot.org, which bills itself as a news provider for nerds.

Re:Very cute. (1)

Fnkmaster (89084) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740013)

Also you have to love how Slashdot posters get quoted in all sorts of articles these days, and they always cite a single highly rated post and make it sound like it represents the voice of geekdom on the Internet. Usually there's enough diversity in even the highly modded posts on Slashdot to show that there is no one opinion out there (well, perhaps we all agree that SCO are a bunch of scumbags...).


Early adopters, loud opinions, and lazy journalists. Great combo.

Not Funny (1)

Valdrax (32670) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739809)

This one's too scary and too possibly real to be funny.

Anyone familiar with the use of emminent domain to seize low value property and give it to private developers to turn into something worth some property taxes?

Re:Not Funny (0, Flamebait)

110010001000 (697113) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739843)

Sounds like a good idea to me. Private development is the only way to improve a blighted area.

must be a joke (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739817)

If it's real, I'm fine with that as long as they also tax all charitable donations, community service and all forms of generousity towards others.

And organized religion! (-1)

FatSean (18753) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740001)

Don't forget them!

April fool's day (0, Redundant)

yasa (228596) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739822)

hehehe.

April Fool's: An Important Message (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739824)

For four years straight, Slashdot has consistently run poor, unfunny "gag" stories on its front
page for April Fools Day. As a united userbase, we must take a stand. Enough is enough. If
an attempt is going to be made at the funny, it should be bold and [eff.org]
pervasive. Right now regular Slashdot readers tremble at the approach of April due to
the impending parade of sickening unfunny that is April Fools on Slashdot.

If you're SICK OF IT and FED UP, mod this post up. If you're afraid of the "metamod
consequences", use underrated. The editors may modbomb this post, but if enough of you
vote with your points, maybe they'll get the message:

Make it funny, or don't make it.

-Slashdot.

HA Very funny! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739826)

Nice. Finally a REAL April Fools joke!

UK politicians... (1)

agusus (470745) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739828)

April Fools.

Re:UK politicians... (1)

Roger W Moore (538166) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739878)

The real problem is that they are also May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, Februray and March fools as well.

Nice try! (1)

Deraj DeZine (726641) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739831)

Almost got a muffled laugh out of me with that one. Keep it up and you'll have some good jokes by about, oh say, the 31st of April.

Too bad... (0, Troll)

SirNAOF (142265) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739834)

Too bad we can't moderate the articles...

Re:Too bad... (1)

Atzanteol (99067) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739959)

Too bad we can't moderate the articles...

That is *sooo* clever! Did you think of this all by yourself? I've hardly ever seen a post like this here before! I mean, I've seen it for a *lot* of stories, but the way you used it on an April Fools post is genius! You are too clever! I was just reading the posts to this story, thinking *exactly* what you said and *boom*, there it is! You should be modded up a lot for this insightful yet clever post! Maybe even funny! Thank you for this little pearl of wisdom!

April Fools Not Funny? Mod this up instead. (-1, Offtopic)

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Windows now bundled with Linux! (1)

twocents (310492) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739840)

Just bundle Windows with Linux, that should shut them up about any unfair advantage, as noted April 1 (-:

April Fools .... again? (1)

kwandar (733439) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739855)

Come on, enough is enough. This one is so bad that I don't even have to look at the references to know its an April Fools joke.

Re:April Fools .... again? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8739919)

Unfortunately I actually wouldn't put it past them

is this a suprise (1)

bwy (726112) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739860)

Is this a suprise for a country that has a pretty much across the board ~18% tax on any item or service sold? The government is obviously greedy so of course they're going to be figure out a way to tax stuff that is free- Linux, air, walking on grass, you name it. It is all fair game to these crooks.

In other news, Habitat for Humanity... (1)

tcopeland (32225) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739861)

...will be taxed for building houses for free.

As a member of the Union of Concerned Carpenters, I applaud this new policy.

One of the better ones (1)

jonathan_ingram (30440) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739863)

Sadly, this is probably one of the more plausible 'fool' stories. The UK government has had a love-affair with Microsoft for quite a few years now. Gave me a bit of a shock until I remembered the date :).

California already collects tax on Linux (4, Funny)

Texas Rose on Lava L (712928) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739864)

The 8% sales tax comes to $55.92 per Linux installation.

let charge by & (1)

crovira (10242) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739868)

x% of $0.00 = right...

Otherwise, its not a fair tax.

I can't believe this... (1)

Doches (761288) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739872)

Would Europe really give up it's biggest advantage over American software companies?

Different versions of the same jokes... (1)

TheSurfer (560640) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739873)

I saw a little different version of this April 1 "joke" earlier today on NedLinux.nl [nedlinux.nl] .

The problem with April Fools Day stories (1)

Conspiracy_Of_Doves (236787) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739874)

is that there is no idea that is so stupid, evil, or pointless that SOMEbody SOMEwhere wouldn't think that it's a good idea. Most probably someone in the government.

This one isn't a joke (2, Informative)

Meor (711208) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739879)

This being published today is just a coincidence. Check the BBC, it's been in process for a while. Puting things out for free is a compeditive advantage analogous to Microsoft providing free browsers when there is a commercial alternative.

Personally I welcome the tax, I think it will even out the playing field a bit and create competition.

The other option is... (1)

Tuxedo Jack (648130) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739887)

MS could give its products away for free in the UK.

It's not like they don't overcharge in other regions to more than make up for it.

If it only was a joke (5, Interesting)

pdan (624244) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739894)

In my country (Poland) a few years ago they decided that they should put VAT (value added tax) on free software. They found some law that enables tax officials to reassess value of goods if they seem underpriced. They assumed value of a Linux distro to be a price (not value of course) of Windows Server and for Open Office of MS Office Pro.
Fortunately all media ridiculed this idea and they backed off.

Argh (1)

retro128 (318602) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739898)

Dammit, I hate April Fool's. I almost fell for that one. But with all the Big Brother shenanigans the Brits have been up to lately, can you blame me?

Yay! Let's tax volunteerism! (1)

smagruder (207953) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739900)

As if isn't already difficult getting people to volunteer their time and efforts. Geez!

Re:Yay! Let's tax 4/1 cluelessness! (1)

Trolling4Columbine (679367) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740004)

Maybe that would keep people like you who JUST DON'T GET IT from further polluting the world.

I'm glad slashdot is posting this instead of... (0, Offtopic)

110010001000 (697113) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739908)

...my submission on how Bill Gates claims that Linux and *BSD's are not secure in his latest email to business partners:
Quote:

"Since these [OSS] systems are typically created by part time non-professionals, they are subject to a wide variety of security "holes" which criminal hackers can exploit."

Might Sound Crazy (1)

mattwarden (699984) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739910)

Yeah, it might sound crazy, but I'm afraid it's just going to give [microsoft.com] people [senate.gov] ideas.

I should do research on whether there was previously an April Fools joke about a partnership of recording industry companies gaining FBI-like powers.

New poll - how many April Fools jokes is enough? (1)

Infonaut (96956) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739911)

Thank Gawd it only comes once a year.

I'm not surprised (1)

E1v!$ (267945) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739916)

The Brits tax everything to death. That's how they got where they are today.

Re:I'm not surprised (1)

cavebear42 (734821) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739969)

If I remember correctly, that's what caused the US to give 'em the finger. Damn taxes.

What about other free services? (1)

neuroslime (304931) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739931)

If they do decide to tax open source software, they should also tax other free services like religious institutions and non-profit organizations. Of course they would never do that, for all these years they've been giving special tax breaks to orgs like that. Actually, now that I think about it, maybe there should be special tax incentives to developing Free software.

Get your own Artificial Intelligence - Verbots [verbots.com]

Great News! (1)

geomon (78680) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739932)

I hope all countries save one adopt this strategy.

That would leave the one remaining free-software country with such a HUGH software development advantage that the rest of the world would be lining up to "find out how they did it".

It figures that globalization and free-trade advocates always fuck themselves silly trying to protect corporations that *marginally* have a presence in their host country. These corporations give a rats-ass-not about the host country and do everything possible to drive living wages through the floor, cut benefits, and ship taxable income to off-shore havens that benefit NO ONE but themselves.

Sad Truth: People Deserve The Government They Vote For.

Boxed sets are already taxed. (1)

Rude Turnip (49495) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739933)

Not only are they taxed, but they actually cost a good chunk of change in the first place. Problem solved!

The Brits Would Tax Your TV If They Could... (5, Funny)

xxxJonBoyxxx (565205) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739936)

The Brits Would Tax Your TV If They Could...oh wait...

Well ... (1)

boarder8925 (714555) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739955)

Well, whether or not the site [lose-it.org.uk] was an April Fools Day joke, it already got Slashdotted.

Do NOT risk jokes like this! (1)

What is a number (652374) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739963)


You just know that someone will take up the cause to make it for real...
---
I type this every time.

April Fool's aside... (1)

Trolling4Columbine (679367) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739966)

...I'll believe any story involving an EU country levying new taxes.

Mod me troll if you don't accept this, but com'on, the VAT??? WTF? What's next, an Air Tax for all of the oxygen Europeans use over the course of a year?

tanstaafl (0)

intertwingled (574374) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739981)

TANSTAAFL!

-- Robert Heinlein.

May He Rest In Peace.

Bad Planning (1)

Lattitude (123015) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739983)

I watched this server die right in front of me. No doubt hosted on someone's sister's i386.

What's the point of making a high-larious website and posting the link to /. when exactly 6 people can come look before it's dead?

These jokes could be funny, but most of us wouldn't know!

Tax for beathing... (1)

MisanthropicProgram (763655) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739993)

When I was told that Thatcher had a tax for breathing, I laughed. Then I found out the truth:

Poll Tax [encyclopedia.com]

Use Tax (1)

mar1boro (189737) | more than 10 years ago | (#8739994)

This may be a funny 4/1 joke and all, but I would not be suprised if
someday this happens. If Open Source takes a big enough chunk of
enterprise, governments will begin to notice the loss of revenue.
They will then begin imposing use taxes based on profitability per seat.

What can I say, I'm a cynic.

More Taxes!!! YES!!! (1)

LynXmaN (4317) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740000)

Then we should also tax the silly walks and instaurate the Ministry of Silly Walks!

That would be really nice

Oh and put a tax for looking at the ducks in Hyde Park as well

Microsoft wants this. (2, Funny)

rice_burners_suck (243660) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740007)

Upon receipt of this news, Bill Gates ordered every lobbyist at Microsoft to stop whatever they're doing and lobby the government for a tax on GPL software in the U.S. as well.

April Fools or reality? (1)

GoldenWolf (767107) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740015)

Let's just hope that this type of tax garbage doesn't come to the US. We've already got enough problems with the DMCA, RIAA, MPAA, and Microsoft.

Here's my take on it... (1)

Eggplant62 (120514) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740020)

/me waves private parts in air in front of me...

Tax this, mutherf'r.

argh!!@!#@ (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8740022)

I hate aprils fools nonsense! When respectable sources of information play these ridiculous games it makes this entire day useless. Everywhere you go you have to constantly be on the defensive for these stupid pranks. If you want to play some retarded joke on a friend in private then go for it, but why must you poke holes in my daily sources of public information????

Hmmm (0)

BlackLeader (764682) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740033)

Guess they better start going after stores that sell less thna they expected too, cause they're unfairly depriving government of sales tax. Hey, I made a character sheet for a roleplaying game and GAVE IT AWAY to be printed, instead of selling it and contributing taxes to the government. How dare I.

A tax on giving away the products of your hobbies is the most utterly ridiculous thing I can think of-- not to mention hardly enforceable, except against large companies that are already charging and paying tax on services instead of hardware. But of course, those large companies are the only ones that are their target. They wanted to get more money from Linux-using companies, and this is the only way they coudl think of. Dissapointing, if it's true (anyone else ready for the 1st to be over with?).

Slashdotted? (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#8740042)

If you're going to have links to phony April fools stories, you might want to make sure they're not going to get slashdotted. Sort of takes away the joke when you can't even read it.

I've had enough... (1)

LostCluster (625375) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740044)

Michael, knock it off with all of these April Fools stories. We're getting sick of them.

What? Taco's doing it too? Uh... wake me up tomorrow.

Come on, say it with me: (1)

morelife (213920) | more than 10 years ago | (#8740049)

F-r-e-e-B-S-D L-i-c-e-n-s-e, R-e-v-i-s-e-d.
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